How To Teleport

[AlexrozaKING]

Earth Quake...lol

[poptropica20044mj]

um his fat

[callofdutymwmakarov]

boooooo

[MistyMirandabffs]

only if the fattest guy can do that, oh wait, he just did. BUT I DONT SEE WEIGHT LOSS ON EM. i could of done that to my brother so he can lose weight

[GigaCodr14]

thumbs up if you checked comments 4 screamer

[luluwang1761]

it didn't exactly work

[iBeTzan]

lol, the ending was kinda funny.

[bmonkiez212]

Im surprised you didnt break the floor!



[zachmc10]

dont cuss around kids

[swaggaboy1999]

Teleporting fat guy!!

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

Shoot, I don't need a special program to do that.

[janemem2]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol its so funny he run into the wall

[AgentNickyPickles]

Lame!



[5gumomar]

haha

[JKshellproductions]

A Wild Snorlax Appears!!!

[SpasticRobotTV]

@JKshellproductions then teleports away.

[TheControl54]

:) haha, nice

[pepperfox15]

LANGUAGE!!!  lol XD im only ten!!

[chromeney]

u wanna know how to teleport?

first make a vid ( with title how to telelport..... )

take a deep breath then fart~ and wahla.. your smell immediately teleport xD

[BieberFever1445]

not cool u shouldn't say the "F" word I mean really. >:[

[ThisIsntAll1]

@BieberFever1445 You mean 'fuck'? What's wrong with the word fuck? There's nothing bad about it. A word has only those powers that a society agrees to confer upon it. I'd say the majority of our growing society agrees that fuck is a pretty acceptable word. Imagine if a certain color was considered bad... well, we probably wouldn't have all the amazing works of art we do. So stop fucking worrying about it. :D

[SecurityBreach001]

scheizen

[GanjaVids]

poops

[shootpark56]

your mean matione2 that really stupid and mean of you to say

[musclemania128]

lmfao funny but it doesnt work for me

[Darkecho101]

Now that's hilirious!

[Hydroxoid]

I guess ray william johnson knows how to teleport also

[elchukis74]

what did she say oh and its not real to teleport

[elchukis74]

what



[Spore3390]

fake because you puased the vidio to teleport but this looks real

[MyMegagame]

What the fuck XD

[Briisbane]

Lol u fatcunt

[ukrainman20]

but dude why dont u rely try to teleport insted of being a fool who thinks its funny to fake this stuff

[congui666]

Lame! But the chick is hot!

[BlueBumFluff]

nice com matione2

[LachlanJackPerry]

Hey guys dont diss the french They got bagge din Soccer enough

[reyXX41A]

one word to describe... LOL!

[darryllesanchez]

check mine..!!..

[Gorillazofficialfan]

camera tricks

[theincrediblehulk10]

im gonna try this

[WhatTheFreakTV]

i tried that and i feel off my building

[OneBrokenWalkthrough]

I rofl'd, Oh chubbys these days :')

[sketcherskt]

why not teleport into a CVS in the back :) lolz theres a good plase to beem yourself haha

[NintendoNads]

jon thinks your fat :)

[wannasurf]

nadia thinks your a fag (y)

[0GodsAngeL0]

loool but it doesn't work with me, so what the hell am i doing wrong that, i gonne come there to cut your leg of, Rofl

[jacklightningrod]

cute

[teezweefamily]

lol, mine is way better.

[KieranHillz]

Fatie

[silentscreams389]

hahahha lol!

hahahhahhaha

[mathieurules]

stop bugging him guys, it's pretty funny

[ardornin]

you are fat

[kalokohanboy123]

what the fuck!!!

[TheRuben654]

lol fake but because its so fake its funny

[jdickston27]

youre a loser that has no chance, kill yourself

[TheSmileWalk]

what the fat O_O

[frankrulez8395]

how old are you 50?

[TheHidingSoul]

lol after the girl said wtf I said wtf. I loled after that

[SeAnFaRiDhEaTsHoOt]

hahahahahaha thats funny man 5/5

[yutoobjackel81]

the end is funny

[mightymazzapotatoes]

i tried it but yer it actualyy works hahaha

[luluwang1761]

@mightymazzapotatoes omg how did u do it i couldn't do it! wait is it even real

[RUL1S88]

gay.

[MukashevIlyasik]

the end is funny

[KoolThing14]

lmao at the end

[calebm19]

i lold

[123AwesomenessMan]

im so stupid I tried it

[jayjayguillermo]

its simple you take a shot pause it then go to a place then play it.

[Kombyned]

yap

correct

[MrSweettooth2]

does it really work

[MrSweettooth2]

i tried it too

[phantomjazzy13]

i actually tried it

[jacobakflip]

lol

What the fuck!?

[origamimachine3000]

lmao that was hilarious!!!!!

[spitfire865]

"Well you shut the fuck up?"

[DistortedAudio]

Good video dude.. Got me to laugh

[championvideos]

LOL

[pokemonwrestler]

lol its the teleporting fat guy !

[Mkwslayer]

Lmao xD

[Poesias360]

lmao ..

[wandtom2442]

one: runescape is cool

two:you could have done a better job on the teleporting

three:i don't have to do anything to teleport, it's just as simple as walking!

[lakieman5]

*facepalm*

wow you brought runescape into this?

that what runescape videos are for...

[hyongcho]

lose some weight fatass

[acskater960]

wtf u suck my dick man go fukc ur mom

[limoncello182]

i can teleport better than you dude, no need teleporting devices/runes, it's just me snapping my finger, hahaha

watch?v=8Poo_vf5BTk

[Tahroy30]

lol thats funny

[matione2]

Why don't you teleport yourself to a gym?

[Xrosxinix]

Because i ran out of teleporting runes. I need to visit the reagent vender in the neighborhood to buy some more.

[markeryu]

Haha, "Runes" Lol you Play Runescape they ruined it badly. =[

[JackLloyd17]

@Xrosxinix ran out of law runes?

[kiiwiifuzzz]

@Xrosxinix

hahaha.

nice comeback.

[halogod7676]

dude that is freaking hilarious!!! hahahahah, this isnt the guy in the video by the way!!!!

[AEO21Productions]

@matione2 Cuz he's never been to one, and can't think of one since he doesn't know what they look like :D

[19ubercool1]

@matione2 good one

[jasoncunt]

@matione2 hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahha

[bigshow2333]

hahahaha epic

[andyool]

lol thats heaps funny

keep making movies roflmao

[whatsupmyn1nja]

fat fuk. at leat the girl was hot! LOL! LOL!

[bmx406]

that was uncalled for

[Reizo12]

but true!

[DalyComedy]

fucking funny

[saltynuts916]

hes just not recording when hes moving

[juozaz7433]

hahahah!!!!!!1

[robotallin]

LOL!

[Parkourz007]

ollololo

[surfboardface]

that sounds like marge simpson at the end

[maddog36525]

ha ha ha

[ottomatic3]

at the end you dont turn ito her you can see shes not behind you

[power163]

lol

[Weebs420]

what i dont get is why people would even watch this, you are stupid to think teleportation is possible and someone owuld post it on YOUTUBE!! hahaha i think its funny

[Weebs420]

lol no worries, do your own thing dont ever listen to someone else, they are not you

[virke93]

1st:im not french,2nd im not german,3rd im not skinhead,4th you are fucking american fat retard

[Xrosxinix]

Na pas na yamithis malakismene

[gwyd619]

@Xrosxinix fat american basterd

[maddenrs]

@virke93 1st what do you have against americans low life?2nd why are you even commenting crap on youtube 3rd whatcha ma call it is saying stuff that...uhhh-4TH! YOUR AN IMAGRANT I BET!

[virke93]

yea so funny fucking fat american faggot....go eat some french fry and eat a hamburger,i mean thats main thing in life of american guy....right??!!!

[Xrosxinix]

ehhhhhhhh fuck you skinhead german french piece of shit

[ukrainman20]

@virke93 ya bro ur being kinda a asshole....i dont eat fast food much ....its not the food its your mind that makes u fat or not

[reddestror]

@virke93 no it's beating ever othere countrey

[dubcwill]

lol

[jokerbookshop]

i was going to rate this video 1 star, but after reading tmd315's comment i decided to rate it 2 stars. (i was roaring laughing)

[Xrosxinix]

Thank you for your consideration!

[winthanaung]

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——-\——--——-'—-/ This is the most stupid video I have seen in my life!

[rocklover45]

Lmao X3

[milkman7000]

wow what a pretty girl!!

[GunitSoldie4]

what the fuck

[morgzlucas]

haha thats funny

[tmd315]

get a life fat ass how can u do that mother fucker when your so fat lose a 100 and it might work

[Xrosxinix]

yes sir right away sir anything else sir?

[dannymiller5]

yeah shit yur pants and that might be funny hahahahahahaha

[jokerbookshop]

lol

[Kitharos]

haha this video is soooo funny

[DragonballZWarriorz]

obviesly it's fake, nobody will be able to teleport life isnt Jumper,Heroes or DragonballZ .. i cant believe people thought this was real lmao

[icecream1012]

lol, that was realy funny, nice job

[gmod4ever]

Didn't expect the girl to say "what the FUCK!?!" I had my vol on top Lol

[Xrosxinix]

lol dude, i actually recorded my voice over hers saying "What The Fuck!" she just liped it.

[Ooel3ctrooO]

omg that was rediculous...

[johnz93]

ROFLMAO this is fake cause with pauses of camera

[nicnakstreats]

how do u teleport a guy that fat????

[surfboardface]

thats awesome wtf hes his sister

[PHONZZMCextrodinaire]

lol

[Thehunte199]

Roflmao I love it man

I can't believe these nerds took it seriously

And that's a hott sister you got there :)

[Xrosxinix]

dude thats not my sister

[PHONZZMCextrodinaire]

dude how'd u get a hot chik like that

[Xrosxinix]

my tight pecks along with my 6 pack turns her on.

[ArchieAnDJB4life]

haha the ending was funny!

[pkjr92]

Dude, anyone can cut together different clips, and probably 99 % of them better than this clip. You should have at least crossfaded the audio and added some sort of effect (even a white screen for one frame long).

[Xrosxinix]

its not that big of a deal....the video is 32 seconds long who gives a shit

[freak860101860]

lol

[WickedIasers]

It would be more convincing if you couldn't hear the background noise being cut everytime you teleport.

[hahaitsme889]

hahaha lol

[CalvinLJames]

hey add me

[miTsUmi101]

LOLz....that was interesting...

[tyjhjxd]

lol!!!!!! its fake but funny

[TOMPSAR]

lol he get pause and move

[sariel234]

POW!

[MrCoolKid2]

LOl

[spongie12345]

LOL cool

[LLefterisss]

...

[nycboi58]

THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY AND COOL

[wss03]

that chick is hott

[polloalexx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! best video ever xD

[mack36]

wtf? LOL

[skater889]

that was funny

[thefsxflyer2]

your stupid rasengan80 there is something wrong with you HAHA

[Ghakimx]

Hey dude, I really liked the video, its awesome that when you "teleported", the girl in the background never seemed to change position in an instant. It's awesome! Could you tell me how to do that?

[MN501EAGLE]

all you do is video tape yourself stop the camera,(leave it in the same spot)move and start the camera. I found that a better way is to use a green screen, then if anything in the background is moving, it looks more realistic and smooth, and you can record on like a street or somthing with many things moving and you are the only one teleporting.

[hotrodII]

you must be the smart one right..

[missystyl]

Fake shit

[leighmyster]

wow so kewl can ya really teleport i saw a ghost last night and recorded it then it vanished i wanna learn this shit so ya think to where ya wanna go and tap ya foot al try that, oh damn am still in da same place plz give advice lol kewl vid

[LoSiNmYsElF07]

lol nice trick...?? It was funny =) ROTFL

[llamaman443]

lol this is awsome