Call of Duty: Black Ops: Epic Ways to Fail (Machinima)

[zombieblaster100]

Most epic flamingo song 3var

[taylorswiftfan1ist]

the same thing happened to me 5-3 on multiplayer swear

[tossuptoss]

The biggest way to fail at this game is to buy it .

[702Raptors702]

Its weird because i fail at the game -_-

[DrDragonBomb]

I -3 mw3 and this sucks

[Megabadgerfulicious]

00:25 is awesome

[BlackOpsStopCamping]

Wait, how did it go to 10000 points on neuktown?

[TheArschipo]

i thought 0:20 is a win :D

[millardcasey24]

This video went viral on Sao Tome

[Rammstein1431]

1:14 is a Win ;)

[omegablade0]

The fails that cracked me up the most were 0:15 and 1:32

[Ocelot6552]

How the fuck did he shoot himself with the crossbow?!?!!??!!?

[lilkidfire]

He didn't kill him with the pistol..and the comments were 666..so I made it 667.

[mw2cod5guy]

Type in FAM3 my wtf moment and that should be Number one fail in cod history

[LoverOfG33kBeer]

pistol over sniper!!!!!!

[4girlshot]

egfhhgtujyhj

[joshgabel444]

like this comment if u think dolphin diving is fun when u do it on a car thats about to explode :P

[Electragirl5]

dumb noobs trying to be cool with sniping.... idiots.

[Rail158]

lol 2:10 steam sound XD

[NeMeSiSRuLeR]

2:15 FERNKAMPFUR! lol

[TheYannisch]

@NeMeSiSRuLeR

it's german retard, and it's called 'Fernkämpfer'

[poohead95streaker]

just saying.i failed much worse than that, unfortunately. e.g.enemy capturing flag, come up behind him tried to knife him, missed, ran pass, then missed like 10 knves more,enemy captures flag, turns around and kills me;L

[mondaymorninbongtoke]

@ 0:35 noobtits, put down that gun its to big for u

[suishino]

I fucking hate this game Run, Spray, Kill, Die repeat!

[maddogspn96950]

How the hell do you miss a quick scope at that range WTF BLACK OPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CRAZYBROWNBOY1]

fernkampfer 2:16

[nickt892003]

@CRAZYBROWNBOY1 thats german for:KilledCamper lol

[CRAZYBROWNBOY1]

@nickt892003 more like camped the camper..... look where he was

[AznGamr2k]

watch me fly on black ops lol...vid is in my channel

[MrRerre97]

WTF how could they win white 5-3 in a SnD 0:46

[admat4]

@MrRerre97 private match

[AllCodVideos1080p]

/watch?v=8lPStrTbazk chopper gunner undermap ???

[rt561]

Its not hard scoping its the Real Sniping i dont see on the TV soldiers on Iraq making Quickscopes

[JSP21413]

@rt561 true.

[mk99nc]

@rt561 But this is called a video game, it's not a lifestyle.

[WunderwaffeDG41]

looks like me trying to quick scope

[MAR1259]

black ops god mar_da_threat on playstaion 3

[NothingButNintendo]

thumbs up if you looked up black ops fail

[EspadaNegative1]

most of them were BLACK OPS fails, not the players'

[aliciantawnya]

I agree it wasn't all that epic but like two or three were funny as fuck . I love Black OPS (: ..... and yes Ima girl .

[samibukhari99]

quickscoping fail = private match

[mushoo4]

did that say 5-3 on search and destroy?

[Noenoe3515]

@mushoo4 i believe it said 3-5:)

[liza1462]

@mushoo4 it is a private match

[DougieBoy1611]

this y i never quick scope on black ops only mw2

[epaman2]

whos ever pooped outside

[stickmanmersenary]

read the users manual at page 115 never use a sniper if you are against someone with a machine gun

[Seryeth]

@stickmanmersenary the users manual doesn't even have 5 pages.

[killerkeeler123]

ehh... these fails arent really epic

[BlackOpsButter]

1000 ways to fail O.o

[stephanie4255]

damn,... determined to get dat person at 1:48 :PP XP XDD Lol

[Sharpshooter1510HD]

Lol 1:06 fail :)

[vigneshsella]

guys watch The Amazing Farting Dog

[sneekyonly]

1:23 i can hear the sound of m60

[XxCHROMExX1]

Yes i hate quick scopers

[RAWRMAN1998]

Haha, that last guy fails so hard what retard my dead dog could do better then he did. Good video though it was funny!!!

[hiddeboxx]

@dave27jscouse you are gay!

[KizunaNoHimitsu]

lol nice

[aion9000]

campers rule! i mean come on you guys hate campers! but when you can you camp!

[NewWorldzSk8ter]

Personally guys, I do every scope. I quick-scope, hard-scope, and no-scope. So let's just stop all this taking sides shit. Every kind of scoping is awesome. Some people like quick scoping ,some like no scoping, and some like hard scoping. So stop being a bitch and enjoy sniping. And if you hate all kind of scopings, then you can go fuck yourself. D:

[JHNProduction]

everyone give killerkul thumbs down

[kaos198]

Go onto my channel and look at the ridiculous dog kill! It's the commando dog!

[TWISTTERmovies]

1:37 lol

[jonathanlp85]

I still think I have the worst fail. Check out my misery loves company

[killererkul]

Thumbs upp if u think quickscoping are not GAY! I am a Quickscoper so fuck all of u hardscopers!!!!!!

[SebasRabet]

the guy walked in front of the bow lol ... ( I = sherlock )

[draagonpwnz]

I thought Hitler was the biggest camper with his 5 million kills - 1 deaths. But when i saw you is was like wtf o.o

[Raazor2232]

@draagonpwnz 6 million actually

[GangstaBeana]

all of the ppl playing suck at cod and are egotistical

[fischq]

bollock's to quick scoper's. all you do is make idiot's of yourself's.

[jimmypop1222]

Thats a FAIL no scope, got to love it when kids who think no scoping is better then useing the scope. lol

[appelkoeksbi]

At 1:32. That happend to me and i was so angry at my BO that i broke it...xD so now im back to basics, playing MW2!

[TheNightGangster]

that "quickscoper" should find a new job

[TheSerpant1483]

The real fail here is Call of Duty. :)

[haloman1175]

@gamer8931 they r the ones who fail 

[gamer8931]

how can people dislike fails really

[hcn15fin]

quickscoping wasn't disabled in black ops, it was only made harder. more of a challenge that MW2 nubs can't handle as seen above

[DavidXphinx]

Okay that was hilarious.....I like Black ops for its REALLY hard to qs ability. because everyone needs to be honest: Quick scopers Suck.

[jasse50]

Next CoD game: ''Call of Duty : Host Migration''

[MultiDemon55]

@jasse50 Host Migration map pack.

[peruoui]

Wow he's better than me!

and I'm serious

[necrohunter90]

at 0:37 it reminds me of "potentially the worst mw2 clip ever fail,fail,fail F**K my wife you know that one

[smallman265]

1:31 should've just knifed the dude.

[xboxboy312]

1:25

WTF man, that guy simply flied!!!

[Sdnumbah2]

How was the 2nd one a fail? That was WIN!

[TobMobDoBedo]

@Sdnumbah2 it was a fail because he tried to stick a grenade or bomb (i couln't tell) but stuck it on himself accidently.

[Sdnumbah2]

@TobMobDoBedo Actually the guy tried to knife missed got stuck and used to get a triple kill. Sounds win for the guy that shot the crossbow to me.

[TobMobDoBedo]

@Sdnumbah2 oh



[79kiwiboy]

Is this game better than Halo? worth while buying?

[lundenman777]

Its okay to camp with a sniper, but that fag with a m16... his new ass hole is going to be shaped like a boot

[NaYarB04]

I camp with the sniper for two reasons, one, theres no quick scope, and two...ok maybe there's just one reason

[CoLaTteRaLscOpeS]

thumbs up if you type google in google

[firekekox]

132 persons dont survive 10 rounds in Kino Der Toten.

[egeyilmaz54]

@hulkman245 - what do you want?a final killcam with knifing?

[MW2Warrior310]

FAIL check this out xD /watch?v=DFZjrmE1iJg

[piano2825]

the 2nd clip, LUCKYLUCKYLUCKYLUCKYLUCKYLUCKY­LUCKYLUCKY

[hulkman245]

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IS SO GREAT AT KNIFING WHEN YOU MAKE A FINAL KILLCAM ORE SOMETHING I THINK ITS FUCKING RETARDED....and only retards do it aperantly

[spardan123]

@hulkman245 or*, apparently* seems these snipers aren't the only retards around here eh?

[Jovaniie89]

Mouahahahaha @jovaniie89  ;)

[MWRtheoneandonly]

Why is black ops obsessed with the Rolling Stones? They've already used Sympathy for the Devil, and now Gimme Shelter. I like it, though.

[davidmaster9615]

ferkaphfer WTF ?!



[digiguilmon]

1:31 OH LOOK there's a guy doing nothing who doesnt even know i'm here... let's knife him, NO WAIT, we better shoot him as we can't miss (miss) crap crap crap crap crap

[Arnonator]

"Whoaa i'm a quick scope pro!!!"

triple epic omgwtfbbq FAIL!

[SteeredBarbecue]

Ok, I'll admit, I've done the first one.

[themrofl]

lol once a noob sniper tried to do a noscope spin thingy and he just standed there (i went prone)

then he just standed there and i knife his leg xD

[TenDegree7]

WTF if he doing at 1:49?

[bioniclelover621]

it called him a camper in german. lol

[carella96]

@bioniclelover621 In all the world man :)

[NickMageeTV]

@bioniclelover621 no. it said "ranged" or "longshot"

[wannaseethehammer]

@bioniclelover621 that didn't mean camper. it's German for distance or range. Kinda like when it says long shot in English

[dave27scouse]

quickscopers are gay!

[igotsmoshedify]

@dave27scouse which is why these quickscopers are fails (why isnt ur comment top rated?)

[omgmricon]

@dave27scouse lol someone needs to put down the sniper xD

[whitearmy3]

@dave27scouse STFU at least quickscoping takes skill unlike you faggots camping with AK74u shooting anyone who runs by

[Niko80674]

@dave27scouse Then Justin Bieber is a quickscoper.

[DarkKnight360LA]

@Niko80674 and how would you know? lolz

[Niko80674]

@DarkKnight360LA your mom knowz hez gay

[DarkKnight360LA]

@Niko80674 like you? I certainly you are a noob dirt walking on the face of the earth. Blocked.

[blackout3133]

@dave27scouse you obviously are not good at quickscoping

[draagonpwnz]

@dave27scouse cuz u fail

[bleachrox2468]

@dave27scouse no quickscoping is for MLG Pros!

[larvutza]

@dave27scouse You mean that bad quickscopers are gay .Doing quickscope perfectly can be useful.

[jamesp208]

@dave27scouse then that makes you a unskilled nail

[cheatnow92]

@dave27scouse why cuz u suck at quickscoping?

[AtpFantasy98]

@dave27scouse your mom is gay!

[genesischavez08]

@dave27scouse not really they just enjoy doing it but they dont understand that its not called hardscopeing its snipeing is whats gay about them

[Hellraiser1711]

@dave27scouse you ara Gay !!

[MrBuckize]

ZOMG 720 NOSCOPE HITMARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TomG990]

2:14 - German CoD xD

[aLLoYdBmX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love the little PATHETIC attempts of quick scpingg hahahahahahahahaha good vid m8

[caboose920]

LOL that fail snipe at 0:46 is me hahahahahaha wow

[XmitcholitisX]

 #FAIL

[batagrl]

what losers

[shnimaxxx]

nr 2 what a fucktard :D

[AvenueChick]

Hey FD chick, i'm a girl and i also play black ops. I would like to play a game of Team deathmatch or free for all with you. Then we can duel 1vs1. I totally understand if your scared and not upp too it. -you defiantly should be. Well, anyways my gamertag is AvenueChick...are you up to the challenge?

[GamesToExtreme11]

@AvenueChick Ill 1v1 you,Tommorow Add me:iM u S ii c v

Im a  guy

[verywierdforyourage]

your a fernkampfer XD

[sealwish]

Lol the one with the claymore, I do that all the time :D

[doctaword]

Yay, I was the second clip!

[Lmessiii2]

i thought i was a noob

[ImTheYlwRanger]

Ha!

NO, no qs/ns NO

sit boy, good

[XLegacyXClan]

@donkyalex what the crap is your problem if people want 2 quickscope and no scope let then do it itz just a frikkin game gosh

[donkylalex]

FUCK OFF ALL YOU QUICK AND NO SCOPERS! SNIPERS DONT DO THAT IN WAR!

[fupa0123456789]

@donkylalex but its a game haha!

[donkylalex]

@fupa0123456789 -_-

[fupa0123456789]

@donkylalex well it is :P

[TheStroomis]

@donkylalex Soldiers also don't take two assault rifle rounds to the chest and live. They also don't take one stab to the foot and die.

[donkylalex]

@TheStroomis but when would you stab a soldier in their foot in both the real war and black ops?

[joborub]

i've made bigger fails boii

[MtDewLover100]

the 5th was so great teamwork i wish i had a teammate like that :D

[MCJujuBreeze]

lol :D

[XMusicSickness]

the second the the 5th video was totally win

[TheLegend2B]

i hate gernades in dis game it doesn't matter how far i run away frome them i die i could run all the way across the map and die

[Matt82795]

the 3rd clip just shows how fucking horrible sniping is in black ops

[insanitystudio]

fail sniper at the end has mlg emblem too

[MexicanMolina]

The nine is SO epic.

[2009ForJesus]

Hi everyone Invite Jesus into your heart by watching this video below and then go to John 3:16. Gods Son Jesus.

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[ZiFlysoHiZ]

I Lol'd at crossbow 1

[wowfanatic123456]

fernkampfer

[XBOXTerminator226]

@DaConfusion rapid fire and grip

[ecwfan93]

2nd clip biggest win ever submit to top 5 plays and ur garenteed to get in it!

[LittleHello0Kitty]

I was killed by an enemy care package while running to capture a flag.....

[billbo1029]

your a shit quikscoper