Michael Jackson's Dr. is INNOCENT

[nabbbbbby]

trust me I'm a doctor ! when you awake I have a bridge I would like to sell you, I'll be on the golf course.

[shemini850]

this took me a while to understand the point of this video..

[rebeccaneveri]

i love your makeup!!! i wish that i was aloud to wear makeup



[mylene0wnt]

Hahaha, I was waiting for a realistic "dead" moment, that was actually way way funnier!

[TristanJacksonTV]

I feel bad for the doctor but i know he did it. he even went hiding.

[DeliciousTalking]

BWAHAHAHA! Good fun!

[HPislegend248]

"Innocent people wear green and gold ties".

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to shoot that guy over there and buy a tie made from the Irish flag xD

[HPislegend248]

Ummmmmm.....is something wrong with this girl's eyes?

[ColormeCaitlan]

LAWL. This is hilarious. If this were anyone else making a video "mocking" this scenario, that dislike bar would be wayyy farther to the left. This was amazing.

[AKTeddyBear123]

*DEAD* LOL~

[MJOfficialLyrics]

LOL @ everyone taking this seriously.

this is obviously sarcasm.

"propofol's a really common thing to prescribe...im sure"

[PinkPearl691]

the arguments back and forth from both sides is just pathetic!

[PinkPearl691]

soo much wrongness in this society, I dunno where to begin!

[PinkPearl691]

Your scapegoat "DOCTOR" is guilty now! are you people happy now???? this video was in october and the verdict was recently given...the DOCTOR is guilty! if this crap pops up 8000 years from now..I swear!

[PinkPearl691]

Its ridiculous the obsession that is going on! he passed away...MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES PEOPLE! thhis celeb worship is getting ridiculous! people honestly have no lives! Im guessing these celeb worshippers think their idols never die! little do they know that celebs are humans and they have their day! weshouldnt be "shocked" death can come at anytime! to babies,teens,toddlers,adults,e­lderly,etc! there is nothing called "too young to die" death will come at any time

[vienneseoyster43]

and OBVIOUSLY Justine is being sarcastic. I feel bad for the people who took her seriously.

[vienneseoyster43]

A college grad doesnt really mean anything. It doesnt define us as human beings. There are people who went and work at mcdonalds. George w bush jr went to YALE and he screwed up the country! there are many ppl who didnt go and are successful! it doesnt give them credibility to speak on pills/medicine. There are many people who went and are ignorant as fudge! so a degree/diploma/certificate doesnt define you as a human or give you credibility to speak on all subjects.

[KillerDonnaKYO]

So did you really order the CPR machine?

[TheDailyDalia]

@theceng you do realize she was being sarcastic with all her arguments, right? Hahah

[theceng]

propofol isnt commonly prescribed. It's only supposed to be given in hospital as it is a very powerful drug that can stop your heart and your breathing. The small amount u gave yourself wont do anything. The only way its safe is in a hospital when your are montiored 24/7 by machines and qualified personel. Involuntary manslaughter is bascially wat u described murray doing so you're right about the definition that's why the jury said guilty

[WackyGuyJack]

that was funny but.....hmmmm you're dead now so I doubt you'll see my comment.

[Pretty12Princess786]

I love you!

[mawehe63]

so since my computer has been fucked up i just now got to watch this video and I GOT IN THE KISS ASS COMMENT TIME!! soo happy. i will be bragging about this for years to come

[pepipepiboy123]

Is that a lead pencil?

[godofbeats]

lmao the ending was awesome

[5740yrut]

SHITTY COMEDY ACT!!! MAKING FUN OF

HIS DEATH AT THE END!!!

[Moonwalker4Evr]

@5740yrut She pretended to pass out. So what? You need to loosen up and take a joke about MJ. I'm an obsessed fan of his, and I laughed throughout the whole video. I love how after he died, everybody thinks it's a crime to make a joke about him. Just calm down and learn how to take a joke.

[fitactinglove]

@5740yrut she was actually NOT making fun of his death...she was making fun of herself saying that it wasn't dangerous. Get over yourself you nut.

[Moonwalker4Evr]

I'm seriously obsessed with Michael Jackson, and I laughed throughout this whole video. I'm not one of the idiotic fans that will get all bitchy if you make one tiny, harmless joke about him. Justine wasn't even making fun of MJ in any way, shape, or form. So all you "fans," learn how to take a joke about him, OK?

[Truimphful]

A black money show trial with verdict given only due to a black being sacraficial. A white Doc would have walked. Sick of black @look at me@ drama. Who gives a screw that this wacko got snuffed.

[MrJasonopp]

MJ's doctor was just found gultiy today watch cnn

[iNeedMusicToSurvive1]

I am so very, very glad you're being sarcastic. I got worried for a second there.

[sugarsweetadri]

your BEAUTIFUL!

[ChilliBabe123456]

...I hope this was not serious ...

[helmic1]

It says 'Sarcasm' in the tag.

[candigurl5302]

when i saw the title of the video i was very concerned that you were an absolute moron... im glad i listened to first! i should have known better<<< fail

[JackmcTV]

I can't believe the doctor left him I'm the room alone and had no backup emergency equipment! That drug is used to knock you out during surgery!

[CrimsOnyx23]

@Kororocks12 I like your wording better. :)

[CrimsOnyx23]

Michael had a history of being addicted to medications.. pain killers to be exact, but to have propofol injected more than once is highly dangerous... plus to have Ativan and all that other shit injected in the same night is mindless and so stupid... THEN when he went into cardiac arrest he tried CPR on the bed.. which anyone with a brain knows that to get the best results you need to be on a hard surface, like the floor, which was a whole what, 2 feet away? his doctor was an IDIOT

[Kororocks12]

@CrimsOnyx23 not an idiot, a mal-practicing putz. Any doctor in his right mind would know to keep dangerous anesthetics and medicines away from a addicted patients access. Makes me sick.

[Jon12213]

Justine I don't want to just kiss your azz.... I want to marry it and have children with it.

[kaity6494]

Lol. People, she's so very obviously being sarcastic. I love you, girl!

[missglamorousxo]

I really hope she's kidding

[DownAzzGirlE]

If I gave ANYONE propofol in their home and they died I would go to jail for life.

[jacobswolfgirl112]

This video makes me sad because it makes me remember when you could move the left side of your face :(

[MJsPussyCat]

LOLOLOL! Oh I LOVE the sarcasm xD 

[xXElena1648Xx]

I can't tell if she's being sarcastic or not....PRAISE JPMETZ, LORD OF CONFUSION.

[hedwig331]

lol, this video made my day.

[itstheLJ]

@NyanCrayon its pretty obvious man :P

[themiddleavacado]

Damn ur bitchy. Its beautiful in a subtle way.

[PinkPearl691]

@themiddleavacado ?????

[SilentSputnik]

@NyanCrayon She clearly is. >.<

[fire1ce]

No lie, you actually look like Scarlett Johansson here.

[vieattlechick]

Alright, I'll wear green or gold tie whenever I'm on trial. XD Definitely not...guilty. 

[MANDAPANDAHMAKEUP]

you look amazing in this video

[ShimmersMuffin]

You look awesome! Your bea-u-tiful face ad your awesome shirt!

[MsTally01]

you look SO pretty in this video! :)

[dogEluvr1996]

something tells me she was being sarcastic.

[MrTrinifather]

Just realized that is a mechanical pencil :)

[tragic2213]

I have a defibrillator. Don't know how I acquired one but, it's in my bathroom closet...

[wannasingit]

@xXRawrjanisxX @shelbycan I don't have to fucking prove to neither of you about my childhood friendship with Michael, I'm not here to fucking seek your approval of you believing me or not. Fuck both of you, you ignorant ASSHOLES!! What, just cause I'm a regular person automatically makes it impossible to befriend someone of celebrity status?! Ignorant fuckers!!

[JamieTheBlondeChick]

You know what. Who gives a fuck if his doctor did it or not. It's not like he murdered MJ. Plus he's been dead for like.. over 2 years now?? Why the hell are they just now bringing this up? Wth???

[mark13728]

I can't stand anything that has "iPod" connected to it!

[TrixMcBimbo]

JPMetz+Jenna Marbles=power lesbian couple of the interwebz



[elizabethevrhrt1]

LOLZ

[saya2077]

This is clearly sarcastic. Calm yo' tits MJ obsessed fans

[PinkPearl691]

@saya2077 ahahahahaha, thumbs up! there is no need to attack people like that! this is why I said "celeb worship"! its disgusting!

[GoddesssOfDarknesss]

Maybe you people need to OPEN YOUR EYES and realize that the media is a bunch of BULLSHIT. Michael Jackson was SET UP AND KILLED because he started to disobey the "elites". That's why on CNN you can see his ghost as they walk through his home. Even Dave Chapelle talks about how the government wants us to be on some sort of drug so that we are easily manipulated. Type this after Youtube. watch?v=3AJwblLEIfQ.

[wannasingit]

@lolitaloveshetalia I'll calm down when you learn how to fucking spell your words!! I hate people making fun of Michael, even if it is a joke. ASSHOLE!!

[FunkarooChicken]

Uh, what's wrong with you people? This is obviously sarcastic!

[sgtank123]

WHERE THE FRIG IS MY PODCAST JUSTINE? IT'S BEEN 6 DAYS

[wannasingit]

Hey Bitch don't talk about M.J. like that. I personally had the privilege to befriend him and he was such a wonderful human being. So don't fucking talk shit about someone you don't know personally. Let him rest in peace... This is a serious issue to all his fans and the people who knew him personally. This isn't a fucking joke!!

[lolitaloveshetalia]

@wannasingit dude shes being sarcastic chill your ass done.

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@wannasingit Lol, you didn't know him personally, be quiet you fail fan. Its obviously sarcastic, the doctor should go to jail and you should be beaten with a salami for being such an idiotic liar.

[shelbycan]

@xXRawrJanisXx Well said!

[happyangelbaby125]

@wannasingit she talking about his doctor she never said anything about MJ personally. calm down geeze. but i do like MJ was a big fan :)

[ebnina]

its called a defribillator. not a cpr machine. ignorance is bliss is guess......

[PinkPearl691]

@ebnina Cosign!

[sreinecker]

Girl shut the hole in your ugly horse tooth face.

[LovingKeikoKubota]

What happened to the JPMETZ RING!?!?!?!? ;___; I miss that opening :/

[releaseyourfreak]

@LovingKeikoKubota It got ruined in the flood ;-;

[LnMTV]

if i had a flower for every time i think of you, i could walk in my endless garden forever

[jpmetzz]

I can't tell if this video is sarcasm or not.

[hatcakefloss]

At the end of the video all I could think about is leaving hickeys on Justine's neck, but I know I'm not worthy.

[JohnRichard1991still]

Too often we underestimate the power of a punch, a frown, an insult, an unlistening ear, a complaint, or the smallest act of uncaring. All of which Justine has the power to turn a life around.

[MrTrinifather]

If I get to be in the next kiss my ass comment time, I promise to kiss your ass better next video

[thiefsarelame123]

haha pretty sure she's being sarcastic people

[tia3094]

ur dumb, this is a dumb video shutup.

[MisLOVEttSweeneyTodd]

wuz that a mechanicle pencil? lol

[mrsmartinez91]

cpr machine is a difibulator

[RiggstersWorld]

I thaught id Shout you out in my latest video check it out I sent it to you.

Yes I believe all the Micheal Jackson stuff. It's like Elvis all over again!

[Klandenn]

How naieve and stupid can a pig be.

[ImUnbreakableMJ]

just decided not to subscribe

[sgtank123]

just called advice the hell. OH YEAH

[metaImaiden]

The real reason Michael Jackson died is because he could not fathom the truth behind Justine's opinions.

[SoulMusic92]

and all i heard in this video was womp womp womp womp i heard womp womp.....smh

[SoulMusic92]

WHY THE HELL WAS THIS CLOWN HIDING SHIT AND PUTTING AWAY SHIT INSTEAD OF CALLING 911 IN THE FIRST PLACE.....HE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT HE GAVE MICHAEL PROPOFOL UNTIL 2 DAYS LATER WHEN HE SPOKE TO THE POLICE!

[SoulMusic92]

on today trial 10/12 it was stated in court that this so called dr clown could have saved mj if he knew what the fuck he was doing!! all mj needed was oxygen and this clown was giving him cpr when nothing was wrong with his heart....the doctor who looked a look at mj said...he was was a healthy man for his age.

[PinkPearl691]

@SoulMusic92 OH PLEASE! HE IS HUMAN! HUMANS DIE! HE ISNT IMMORTAL! HE IS JUST LIEKE EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH! YOU CANT CONTROL A PERSON'S DEATH! GOD KNOWS WHEN EACH OF US WILL PASS ON! I DON UNDERSTAND WHY HIS DEATH IS MORE UPSETTING THAN THE STARVING KIDS WHO DIE DAILY! BECAUSE HE'S A CELEB? HIS BLOOD IS WORTH MORE THAN ALL THOSE WHO DIED IN COMBAT/STARVATION/DISASTER/ETC­? HE'S A HUMAN! HE WILL DIE AND BE JUDGED BY GOD LIKE ALL OF US!

[SoulMusic92]

@PinkPearl691 i was too busy laughing at the fact his bitch ass is in prison that i did read your comment sorry..hahah

[angelicHippie]

Good God! You have some gorgeous eyes!

[stevenLegendary]

she is hot :O

[nikkicperry]

how do you get your hair so beautiful can i just fondle it for a moment

[BlueBlood458]

@charma624 Actually, YOU are the idiot, for not realising that she's being sarcastic.

[weirdbagel]

is she being sarcastic?

[koolparrot]

I came to this video to rage about you being wrong... now i love you...

[thesilvermoonbeam]

How do you feel about Amanda Knox? I kinda want to know if she's innocent or guilty, so I ask you cuz whatever you say is the truth.

[SoundofSapphire]

You're such a wonderful speaker. I submitted a question for your podcast. You replied to one of my comments on another video, and it made my day. It would make my life if you answered my question for your podcast. Jessica, age 20, from Pennsylvania. I really hope you get it. Again, it would make my life, and I'd love to hear your opinion. Keep making awesome videos and podcasts.

[anthonyyungkans]

SO PRETTY! :D

[AnnyCandy223]

OH GOD, JUSTINE DIED. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?!

[Hawaiiluv132]

Honey badger don't give a shit! Unless JPMETZ tells him to.

[AkiraChan24]

Justine, you're so beautiful =O I can't.......I'm sorry, I have to go lie down for a minute...Feeling a little.... overwhelmed

[labanagl12]

i hope shes not really dead

[SammixItachiUchihaXD]

@labanagl12 Shes not dead if she was dead this video wouldnt be up :L

[labanagl12]

@SammixItachiUchihaXD .. yes. it was sarcasm lmao

[mmckennaleighh]

I cried when Justine "died". I didn't when Michael died. What? Too cruel?

[MrTrinifather]

Justine frowned at me then I turned to stone

[tenko]

I only trust Dr. Who.

[mmckennaleighh]

@tenko Just b/c you said that, I love you. And you're my new bestfriend. You win at life.

[AlexDiavolo1]

When God made you he was creating a self portrait! =P

[shannyogirl]

Michael Jackson died after viewing a jpmetz video...because you"re so beautiful...I know I'm lame...sue me

[Kleux]

Fucking shit, you look gorgeous.

[thepweencess]

justine! charlavail is helping the multiple sc. by selling skeleton iron ons thatare perfect for hallooooween!! i just thought id share!! shes selling it on her big cartel. im totally donating :)

[May00Rocks]

what is your tumblr :) you should leave it in the description bar

[V1NC3NTK]

LMAO!!! I love you Justine <3

[TheFluffybear2]

guys, shes being sarcastic. chill.

[TheLifeBattle]

Justine, If your lips were skittles I'd love to taste the rainbow ;)!!

18 and Legalll hollaaaaa!

[sayanythingbr00ke]

Your logic could have landed you a spot on the jury for the West Memphis 3!

[96Nathan96]

The defibrillator won't wake you up, it'll restart your heart :3

[glitteraddict44]

But what the real issue is,

Justine are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Justine? Justine are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Justine?

[angBoe]

leprechaun!

[whoiamber]

I clicked on the video but I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying because i was too busy staring at you and i had to play it again.. and again.. and again...

[micky112233]

it's malpractice not involuntary manslaughter

[meburpzilla]

they may not be facts but they may be bs ooohhhh and your either insane or jst full of b.s

[meburpzilla]

they may not be facts but they may be bs

[HomestarYoshi]

Who would ever want Billie Jean when you could have Justine?

[oompalu96]

LMFAO. sarcasm <3

[riku953]

I agree. Justine IS a CPR machine.

[MrTrinifather]

You are my doctor, feel free to inject me anytime

[mercedesyay]

jpmetz is a CPR machine.....she brings ppl back to life everyday!

[mikkidixxi]

that is a pencil... not propofol... i love you.

[AshPashful]

I totally think Michael Jackson is still alive

[xXInDespairXx]

@AshPashful yeah me too! And Elvis and John Lennon as well!

[sirdrewxxx]

3:43 seconds of pure sarcasm .

[releaseyourfreak]

You look so fucking good. Oh my god.

[AlcazarTV]

@releaseyourfreak oh yeah shes totally hot

[BlueBlood458]

@releaseyourfreak I would have liked your comment, but I didn't want to ruin the perfect number of thumbs.

[releaseyourfreak]

@BlueBlood458 Nice, bro.

[100sbo10]

hmm... i pretty sure that was a mechanical pencil but i overdosed on your beauty so i cant think straight

[thesupercow111]

I am really worried about Justine. I hope she's okay. I don't know what I would do if she overdosed and hurt herself. :(

[evshea9]

what is a justine?

[ishnostalkerX3]

Why would people even dislike this video? I bet they were jealous for not having beautiful eyes like Justine.

[greenroomtheatre]

justine marry me? kthxbye.

[manga4774]

hes not

[livingdeadgrl18]

Fuckin' hilarious at the end!

[brianific]

Lol isn't that a defibrillator machine? Cpr is what you do when someone isn't breathing.

[crazylatingirl94]

Justine is amazing. All else is invalid.

[inlimboxyu]

Your makeup is gorgeous

[xEchoelle]

your eyes look AMAZING :) <3

[ThePennygirl]

Micheal Jackson just needed a good vaporizer along with some really good weed.

[DaiJaBaBi]

your the shit dude. your sarcasm is beyond perfection. my day is made.

[SsCardenal]

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[leeanne1003]

Michael Jackson's doctor is guilty.

[SelenePalemoon]

@ytubewanker they're fucked. They get stuck with bills that would buy a house. Some people would get what is called charity. Then the cost gets transferred to the paying patients

[MrsNoji]

xDD Geez i love you so much!

[alliegirl2013]

Justine took propofol off the street, so I went and got propofol off the street. Zzzz

[Houston281Mami]

Abcdefghijustine. ♥

[Ytubewanker]

shit!! do americans have to pay for there own ambulances!! how do really poor people get medical help when they're ill?

@Ytubewanker medicaid