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  • Cricket is not that hard!

    You dont have know all those names for playing cricket!

    F you man cricket is a great sport!!

  • A little to complicated for the American's, he might have to talk a bit slower next time.

  • "the side that the batter hits to is the on side"

    ...erm, why do you think there are fielders on the off side?

  • No Baseball is good for nothing. That's why Cricket is the 2nd most popluar sport in the world and baseball is only really played in America & Japan. America needs to stop bitching & play a real sports.

  • This needs to be fixed up as point can be played in a short position its called SILLY POINT mainly used when a spinner in on

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  • Dumb names

  • japan and south korean LOVE baseball too, not just north americans

  • @a552bcx WHy because they are funded by us your poor ass south koreans should die and japanese should nuke you yanks

  • What is your mom good for? Absolutely Nothing.

  • I think the reason cricket isnt more popular is because its so damn complicated..

  • I still love you, Cricket! Although I can't understand a damn thing about you... From an American.

  • @BronzeAgeProductions You know why you amercans / canadians don't like cricket , because its one of the only sports that you need to use your brains within every step you make, it tests you with everything , patiance , your brains, your dissipline ( i mean have you ever seen a physical fight in cricket ??? no, but in soccer if the referee makes a desicion . the players wanna start a fight , cricket is a sport that tests everything in you

    .....................thumbs up if you 100% agree

  • In Baseball the batter has to swing every ball in the 45 degree territory and the pitcher has to pitch at an imaginary rectangular box around the batter.

    In Cricket the batter can hit anywhere (or just defend) and the pitcher can pitch anywhere.

    Bottomline : Cricket is Mozart while Baseball is Justin Bieber :-P

  • @SSSPSSPSWHSKVIIT LOL, you just PROVED baseball is more diffecult. Less territory to actually get a hit as well as the pitcher having to use control and location to make an effective pitch. Thanks man you just proved who the REAL mozart is.

  • @kemoblue4u He did say the bowler can bowl anywhere he wanted to, in cricket you can get hit in the face, the balls, or the cunt (if it was a yank playing), whereas in baseball you swing like a retard, and miss over 9000% of the times, next is the fact that only Yanks, Japs and Cubans/Mexicans/Some of them from countries with populations less than 100,000 in Central America, play that shit sport, ranging from the ugliest to the dumbest, whereas cricket is played by 38 countries (ply world cup)

  • @destroymatrixraptor @destroymatrixraptor LOL i cat even take you seriously. The anti american sentiment is hilarious. Its ok to be jealous. They miss more because its ACTUALLY DIFFICULT. The bowler can throw wherever the hell he wants(unlike in baseball) and the hitter can hit it wherever he wants(unlike in baseball) any 3 year old could understand those rules. And NO country in central or south America have populations less than 100,000 you fool. Nice trolling dumbass

  • @kemoblue4u really barbados only has 50,000

  • @destroymatrixraptor lmao youre a dumbass. Barbados has 250,000 people.

  • @kemoblue4u ou are the dumbarse you use wikipedia to find your facts and my computer didnt register the 3 and i typed because i type fast and anyways barbados doesnt even have a following of baseball, it has a huge following of cricket Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Cuba, and Guatamela only play cricket

  • @destroymatrixraptor actually i used google's public data which lists barbados at 255,000 people. Wikipedia lists the population at 280,000, either way both numbers are closer to reality than the ignorant 50,000 you mentioned. LMAO Baseball is much more popular than cricket in every country you just listed. ESPECIALLY Cuba and the Dominican Republic where baseball is their most popular sport. Do some research so next time you dont look like a dumbass.

  • @kemoblue4u by those countries I meant to list ba seball in the end of the sentence however cricket is more popular than baseball in central america

  • @destroymatrixraptor

    cricket is not popular in ANY North or South American country...you idiot.

    ...central America...the only country who cares a crap about cricket is Belize...and it is still behind soccer and basketball.

    You are too stupid to know but the only countries that give half a crap about cricket are the brit caribbean islands like Barbados and Jamaica.

    .

    cricket is still a stupid sport for pathetic athletes

  • @ciscokid1970 Baseball US, Japan, Central America Cricket Carribean, Africa, Europe, South Aia mIddle east, and Australia which wins? cricket which has hotter girls ? wales which is better me who is a loser? you
  • @destroymatrixraptor

    Ohh it is the whimpy whaley cricket player.

    You write like some retarded idiot.

    Your place in the world is such a shithole that no body gives a crap about it.

    .

    Hey are the irish girl soccer players still beating the crap out of you?

    .

    cricket sucks the sport of pathetic athletes.

  • @ciscokid1970 I like how you retort to using racist sentiments in order to provoke my inner anger. I know that you are a virgin, as am I, because I am 14 however factually I have kissed a girl, which in fact you have not even come close to. Another thing remains that you troll on the Internet in order to accomplish something utterly useless, which is to undermine another persons authority. Therefore, I would like to inform you that you are useless piece of crap. , Peace Brendan

  • @ciscokid1970 There are also many other things about your baseball which I would like to discuss. as it involves catching a rubber ball with a glove, it is regarded as wimpy. As it involves men fancying other men, it is regarded as gay. Since the so called "sport" copies off rounders ( a sport played by 12 year old girls) it can be classified as having no authencity involved. Since players are only allowed to throw in a box while being allowed to bend their arm it has no skill involved.

  • @ciscokid1970 If beating the crap out of means fucking, yes.

  • @ciscokid1970 India is a toilet

    pakistan is a toilet

    us is a toilet

  • lol

  • cricket  = most boring shit ever

  • I was born in Spain, but I'm half British and have been living in England for 10 years, used to live down the road from Lord's Cricket Ground, and I still have no fucking clue what cricket is all about.

    It seems impenetrably difficult and, from what I've seen, incredibly dull. Probably the only sport I can think of in which the spectators burn about as many calories as the people on the pitch (probably even more if they're particularly enthusiastic).

  • @sbonfiglioli Well you said it! you don't even know about Cricket, even after 10 years.

    You must be one dumb unit.

    Go back to Spain & kill some defenseless Bulls, coward, instead of trolling a video about a sport which you said yourself you don't even understand.

    There are 10 year olds that understand it.

    Moron.

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  • urgh more people not understanding the true essence of cricket. it doesnt matter if they're american or not, people all over keep giving this incredible sport stick for no reason. I'd like to see one of them face a bowl against the likes of brett lee or shaoib and not shit their pants.

  • @jasonc0065

    then yud realise cricket is boring

  • I do find it a sad state of affairs that some sports are not well-televised in America because of their lack of popularity. I would love to see a live cricket game at least once in my lifetime.

  • I'd like you see any of you baseball fans field at one of those "silly" positions. It may sound silly, but the are part of an attacking field. Also you can't just place fielders will nilly. Cricket has a rule about onside fielding. you can't put more than 2 fielders behind square on the onside. I suggest all you who insult cricket should read about it before you go criticizing the game which by the way george washington played and is the game from which baseball was invented.

  • @keversley

    Cricket is shit. Look at the video where they compare a professional baseball player and a 'professional' cricket player. The cricket player cant do shit against a guy throwing 80 (high school speed) but the baseball player annihilates the bowl from the cricket player, several times.

  • @TopTenCrew Check out "manny ramirez plays cricket"

    He gets clean bowled off a childish ball!

    LMFAO!

    He's OUT!

    Your best can't even do any good, yet you have the stupidity to tell eveyone to watch it!!! ha ha ha

  • @TopTenCrew Wow. The cricket player wasn't even an all rounder. He just knew how to spin bowl, but wasn't any good at it. He wasn't even professional. God. Baseball is a shit hole which is copied for rounders.

    TopTenCrew, we meet again.

  • @digipoke12345

    Call me when any cricket league brings in 8 billion a year in revenue.

    That is all.

  • @TopTenCrew It's not our problem if you moron yanks want to spend all that money you have, (but, not for much longer!), on a game you play amongst yourselves!

    It just makes it all the more amusing!

    That is all.

  • @townsvillefield

    Or you idiotic brits just have bad taste.

    That is all.

  • @TopTenCrew oh well.... you speak english don't you?

    England even owns your language!

    ha ha

    that is not all...

  • @townsvillefield

    haha, that's cute.

    I hear england has a good military...ahahahahahaha

  • @TopTenCrew What's funny is... i'm not even English! you stupid septic!

    I prefer english to yanks though. you suck.

    Your military sucks, you're too scared to tell china, & north korea what to do, & you only pick on helpless countries you fucking cowards!

    you make me sick you piece of shit, & i'm enjoying telling you!

  • @townsvillefield

    It'd be really great if you could fucking speak english right. And I see you're from Australia- every single ignorant jackass on youtube is from that piece of shit country, what is it with you aussies?

    it's funny because the english military, the austrlian military (does it even exist?), combined with pretty much every other european country, couldn't even come close to winning a war against the us- ha.

  • @TopTenCrew that would be speak english "properly", not, "right", you fucking dumb septic tank.

    that's ironic...a yank telling people how to speak english...lol

    no, australia doesn't have a military.....

    you're a glutton for punishment, aren't you boy!

    and you just keep coming back for more...LOL!

  • @townsvillefield

    you're an idiot.

    There's a reason Australia is the most laughed at piece of shit in the world.

  • @TopTenCrew oh no!....I don't know how i'm ever gonna respond to such a clever & witty comeback like that.....

    I'll have to go to kindergarten

  • @townsvillefield

    Kindergarten in the US is like college in Australia lmao.

  • @townsvillefield

    enjoy your riots.

  • @TopTenCrew Call me when Baseball becomes the second most played "sport" in the world.

  • @digipoke12345

    Pretty funny that a professional cricket player makes less than a minor-league baseball player, ahahahaha.

  • @TopTenCrew That's because they are all spoiled brats. Football players, or soccer to you, are payed like £10000+ a month. Cricket player earn like £600,000 a year. They aren't spoiled like all other sports players. Well, Cricket is called a gentlemen's game, not surprised that Americans don't like it.

  • @digipoke12345

    Nah, they just don't get paid good because Cricket isn't a big industry, hate to break it to you.

  • @TopTenCrew it's not a big "industry" worldwide, i'm pleased to say.

    "don't get paid good"?

    You really are still in kindie aren't you... ha ha!

  • @TopTenCrew If Cricket isn't a big industry, how come it is the second most played sport in the world? Ignorant.

  • @digipoke12345

    Cricket's popularity has nothing to do with the size of it's industry...size of an industry is based on revenue turned, which cricket gets very little.

  • @TopTenCrew Okay, we could debate which sport is better on a lot of different factors. You are saying that just because Baseball earns more, that it is better? Also, I see that you are lecturing people on their ability to speak English. You don't even capitalise the word 'England'. Also, Australia and England's Military couldn't match up to the US? The US has an amazing military? What happened in Vietnam, then?

  • @digipoke12345

    Did you seriously misspell 'capitalize' when giving me a grammar lecture?

  • @TopTenCrew Are you so ignorant, that it didn't occur to you that I may live in England? I even remember telling you when we were arguing before. I pity you.

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  • @digipoke12345

    As for why the sport is better, take a look at the average cricket player vs. the average MLB player- there's your answer right there.

  • @TopTenCrew You do realise that he was no 'average' cricket player. The American cricket team is shit. He should be out against a county cricket player. Also, that was only one test. If you used professional cricket players and professional baseball players(if they exist), the outcome would be better and funner to watch. Also, just because Mark Reynolds was better than Aditya, doesn't have any relevance to which sport is better.

  • @digipoke12345

    Oh I know that. I mean look at an average actual cricket player vs. the average actual mlb player- cricket players are scrawny in comparison.

  • @TopTenCrew Scawny? Maybe scrawny compared to the baseball players, which use steroids.

  • @digipoke12345

    I guess those steroid tests they do mean nothing then.

  • @TopTenCrew They sure don't. Also, could a scrawny person easily hit a cricket ball, which is harder, heavier and smaller than a baseball, 80-150m out of a park?

  • @digipoke12345

    You really don't know anything about Baseball- there were a ton of players convicted for steroid use. Barry Bonds basically got written out of the record books for it, since he was leading the league in homeruns.

    And about hitting the ball, it's not really hard when the bat is HUGE and is about 60% sweet spot, while a baseball bat has about 10.

  • @TopTenCrew Well, in baseball you aren't allowed to aim at the batter. In cricket, you are. There are many different types of deliveries, and the batsman will have to anticipate what kind of delivery it will be. It's not easy with someone bowling 90MPH at you, when you have no idea what the delivery will be.

  • @digipoke12345

    That's true, though there are different delivery styles in baseball as well (submarine pitching, sidearm, etc- pretty much if one foot's on the mound, you can do whatever) where the pitch is about 93-95 on average, though going up to 106 with a tiny bat, which pretty much a guaranteed out unless you make the ball hit just the right part of the bat.

  • @TopTenCrew Also, in Cricket the speed of the bowler doesn't matter. It's the technique. 2 bowlers ,Waqar Younis and Wasim Akram, can make the ball turn in the air. And they are fast bowlers, they are not meant to make it turn like spin bowlers. Also, Cricket is much more demanding on the player. They have to constantly run. I'm pretty sure that you know that Cricket matches last for a long time, so for the whole duration of one inning, they could be running.

  • @digipoke12345

    Okay, there are also breaking ball pitchers in baseball, who instead of relying on a fastball, rely on a good curveball (starts in one place, ends up in a completely different one), pitchers like Tim Wakefield and RA Dickey who just throw the knuckleball (dances around the plate) and a whole slue of other pitches- like the slider, slurve, splitter, forkball, eephus, knucklecurve, etc designed to fool the batter.

  • @TopTenCrew yeah...look at justin upton & chris young from the diamondbacks miss a cricket ball.

    if it's so easy, why couldn't they even TOUCH the first three balls?

    one miss in cricket can be out.

    you baseball fans are a joke, & you keep reinforcing the fact with your childish videos & comments!

    you are insecure about your weak game which is why you troll cricket videos.

    i like pointing out your mistake, because you're so damn cock-sure about yourselves, when you're wrong.

    it's amusing!

  • @townsvillefield

    Because those players suck? Put Joey Votto, Prince Fielder, or Albert Pujols in there...

  • @TopTenCrew better still, why don't YOU go down to your nearest cricket club & face some bowling yourself?

    You're too gutless, that's why, you keyboard warrior.

    fuck off!

  • @townsvillefield

    because there isn't a cricket club in my area?

  • @TopTenCrew yes there is...you're just a pussy

  • @townsvillefield

    no..there really isn't- my country doesn't play shit sports.

  • @TopTenCrew go tell the usa cricket team that, & while you're at it down to compton cricket club & tell them that you think they're shit. pussy.

  • @townsvillefield

    The USA has a cricket team? Well, I bet they suck.

  • @TopTenCrew "Capitalise", is the correct way to spell the word. You're trying to argue with an Englishman how to spell English words?? HA HA!

    Using a "z" is another example of americans dumbing things down. You know....like how you came up with baseball, because you're too fucking soft to play Cricket.

  • @townsvillefield

    No, actually, it's not correct, sorry chap.

  • @TopTenCrew i'm just capitalising on your error

  • @keversley baseball was not invented from baseball... do some research

  • There are only so many positions a captain can place his fielders in cricket. He only has 9 fielders to work with, and cricketers have specialist fielding positions. For example, athletic fielders and fielders with safe hands would be close fielders. The captain has to set a field according to the batsman's strength/ weakness with a cricket shot, the skill of a batsman and the type of bowler, or depending on how the game is going, if the team wants to attack or defend.

  • All I said is, that's funny, no insult to cricket intended. The description of the so many positions was simply humorous. Same can be said about other sports. Interestingly, American football also has eleven players per team and more than twice as many positions, but for different reasons. In one sport, it's because players move around on the field; in the other, it's mostly because they get replaced.

  • So many positions that all 11 players cannot fill them. That's funny.

  • @jasonc0065 because they move round you see people who arnt american can understand multiple choice lol

  • @thebean93 Even in baseball, they can shift, lol

  • @jasonc0065 and you can rember were you are ! clever american haha

  • @jasonc0065 So many positions that americans can't remember them...THAT'S funny!

    baseball has 9 players on a field a quarter of the size of a Cricket oval (which has 11 players)........that's funny!

    People talking about something which they know nothing about....THAT'S REALLY FUNNY!

  • Get this Straight you fucking dickhead cunt.

    Caucasian is a RACE.

    Asian is a term like European.

    Jesus Christ, you are really fucking stupid.

  • @PS30WNS200

    No...caucasian is used as a centro political classification for an ambiguous ethnic group.

    ..

    Geographical and Racial lines have been blurred like crazy due to politics.

    ..

    Which means you are either a "white guy" who has no idea what group he comes from.

    Or you are some half breed Apoo chode who does not want to admit he is half something else...so you are hiding behind being "british" while living in holland or something.

    ..

    Who cares!

    cricket SUCKS sport of pathetic Lsrs

  • You own 200 acre ranch? Lmao, Your going to need more than that to make me believe you on that shit. Do you want to know why your full of shit?

    1.Your Texican

    2.Your American

    3.Everything you've said so far is bullshit.

    4.Your a childish, immature little twat.

    5.You say you've travelled the world.

    6.You say Cricket And football suck even though they thrash baseball and american football.

    7. You don't even say its your opinion.

    Little Dickhead, you come up with the worst insults too.

  • @PS30WNS200 You are full of shit. . mr 1. 2. 3. I am glad you know how to count. . Have traveled the world...filled up 2 passports in 5 years. I have photos also...China, england, Germany, india, Japan, france, Spain, pakistan, Korea...and so many more. . I would show you pics of cows and my land if you want....but my guess is you will want to have sex with one my cows. . cricket sucks
  • @ciscokid1970

    Filled up passports?

    You thought than Indians were not Asians, or is that just your poor American Education.

    I Don't give a shit on where you have been. The fact is that you have barely any fucking clue about anything we have discussed and you keep getting things wrong. You've travelled to India and you don't even know its in Asia. Bullshit.

    So Fuck you!

  • @PS30WNS200 no...You are an idiot . stand a indian and a chinese next to each other...do they look the same...NOOOO. . indians are very prejudice against ALL asians, I think a lot has to do with they are rivals for western money and industry. . I find it funny how when ECONOMICS is brought up the indians love to include themselves in the "Asian economic region". . But in REALITY india is NOWHERE close to the industrial progress that China, Korea, Japan and Taiwan have. . O and fuck U
  • @ciscokid1970

    No, you are an idiot. Well done. You can do comparisons. But what I originally said was you are racist toward Asians, and India is in Asia, and they are all Asians. Just like I'm from Britain, which is in Europe and so I'm European.

    I have to explain things to you as if you were a four year old. Chode Kid.

    I don't give a shit about what ever you have to say about India, all I'm saying is that its Bullshit. And it is. Deal with it. I like the way you try to change the subject. Ha.

  • @PS30WNS200 india is NOT asian. .. do you know how stupid you brown pieces of shit sound ???? . One sentence you claim to be "asian" Next sentence you claim to be "caucasian" .. STUPID AS SHIT . Your race is not white and not yellow...you look nothing like asians or europeans. Your poor, useless countries are THOUSANDS of miles away from europe and major asian countries. . What ever the fuck you are...you are not asian or caucasian.
  • @ciscokid1970

    India is in fucking Asia are you fucking gay?

    Another one of your copying. Try to fucking reply to me next time, using different, much, much better insults and without copying a single thing I say, because that's all you do nowadays. When the fuck did I claim to be asian, tell me what page, or are you making up your shit as USUAL. Texican Asshole.

    I don't care what you think, your colour blind so you have no right to call someone by their race.

    I'm White. Your Asian. Deal with it

  • @ciscokid1970 HOW ARE YOU DOING MY GORD GORD FRIENDS, YOU KNOW THE SUPERIOR ENGLISH ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOU MY FRIEND I LOVE BRITISH PEOPLE MY FRIEND I HAVE YANKOPHOBIA AND IM INDIAN i WUOLD LIKE TO EMIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY AND STEAL YOUR WORTHLESS POSITION FROM THAT WORTHLESS COMPANY MY FRIEND, IM AN ANGLOPHILE SO IN ENGLAND I WILL TAKE SHIT JOBS BUT FUCK WITH YOU YANKS AND EMIGRATE AND BECOME RICHEXST MINORITY IN AMERICA AND POOREST IN ENGLAND MY FRIEND ! BECAUSE uk>USA MY FRIEND GORD GORD GOR

  • cricket rules...

  • cricket sucks beyond any other sport.

    I think even the Chess club guys can beat the crap out of you.

    Only shitty sport that india is good at.

    Strike that...they THINK they are good at it.

  • noooo reservations

  • This really is ignorant nonsense. If your too dumb to understand it, make fun of it. Its a standard line of the ignorant or the myopic.

  • exactly .... you need brain to play this ; not steroids .

  • That absolutley complicates the feilding positions in cricket.

  • Its amazing how much the yanks dont have a clue.

  • The existence of this video is really a sad thing....may be not as sad as the USA cricket team. :D

    They are bunch of old guys...and over 90% of them are not even from this country. So basically players that couldn't make it in their countries come here to have a chance.

    How is that for national pride. I am proud to be an American. I mean it.

  • @darkangel2327

    Simple....because very few people give a crap about the boring useless sport of cricket.

    Strike that.  Cricket is not a sport...it is an activity like golf or bowling.

    some of the most pathetic athletes in the world.

  • @ciscokid1970 Do you know what sport is?? Do you know sports not just about muscles, but also about reaction time, and yes you have to think when you play sports. Please don't force your limited definition of sports to others. I am done trying to convince you.

  • @darkangel2327

    Cricket still sucks.

    sport for people who suck at every other sport.

    left over athletes

  • A typical explination for just how ridiculously complex and boring cricket is.

    Only the brits could invent something so confusing and excruciatingly long and dare call it a sport.

    To this day...it is the single most boring and tedious sport I have ever watched.

    cricket sucks so bad that....well that....hmm I can't think of any sport to compare it to.

  • @ciscokid1970 And who the fuck are you? You've never played cricket in your life and you say that British people are ridiculous?

    As soon as Britian left that country of yours all you guys did was fuck it up and you still struggle to run a basic fair law system. How dare you mock your forefathers. We are better than you in almost every way and don't even get me started in that shit.

    We can fuck you up!!!!

  • @PS30WNS200

    ...uhmm "britian left"

    NO you t-drinker we kicked you'r ASS out of here.

    Then you came back 20 years later and we kicked your ass again.

    and you ungratefull bastard

    We saved your ass twice...don't forget that.

    Ohh

    and cricket still sucks, no I have never played it...but I did waste 5 hours sitting in the indian sun watching that crap.

  • @ciscokid1970

    You fucking twat, we left. You guys were using almost guerilla warfare, unfair little shites, Thats why we abandoned your ass's.

    You can't even spell properly you little american shit, learn english.

    No, you guys didn't save our ass's. Not once even. We saved your ass from speaking French, we helped kick them out and what do you go and do, you say fuck off.

    Alchohol prohibition? What the...

    One in One hundred of your citizens are in fucking prison for fucks sake. You fucked up.

  • @PS30WNS200

    wha wha wha....USA kicked englands ass...so I am going to complain about how they beat us...wha wha.

    There is no FAIRNESS in love or WAR...idot.

    I spell American english...not queen cunt english. COLOR...not colour.

    Ohh read your history...france helped us against england...they did not attack us.

    ....cricket still sucks

  • @ciscokid1970 You childish little munt, you deserve not to spell properly since you do live in one of the utmost fucked up country in the world with poor history.

    You don't even deserve to call it english you little twat. We invented everything, even your language.

    How about you read real history, not the shit they teach in the poor american schools that are one of the most terrible in the world.

    No we burnt down the white house with the Canadians, and forced you to the negotiation table!

  • @PS30WNS200

    Well...your grammer and spelling are a stunning example of modern uk english.

    ...HORRIBLE.

    Let me know when you actually attain a 5 year old's reading level.

    Did your mother have any children that lived?

    No...junior...USA kicked the crap out of you guys in 1812...and forced uk to surrender just about every seaport in the new world. WE WHOOPED your countries ass 2 times and if not for us you would be speaking German.

  • @ciscokid1970

    Surely, that is the foggiest piece of 'history' that I've ever seen. Your the junior. You know fuck all and you can't type even a simple sentence. Your sentence structures are poor as fuck. Childish, however, I don't blame you... Being American and all.

    You just keep believing the shit they teach in the worst schools in the world.

    Look cunt, you never kicked our ass. You keep watching The Patriot. No, we kicked your ass, and no we didn't surrender any ports. We gave USA's to you.

  • @PS30WNS200

    What kind of sentence structure is "you know fuck all", I thought you smelly bastards were smart?

    I think it is you who "can't type even a simple sentence".

    It should be "You do not know how to type a simple sentence." you retarded monkey.

    Yeah...sure England just left for no good reason.

    Then explain why USA forced Corwallis and 700 brits to surrender in Saratoga.

    And USA had over 30,000 captured brits by 1781.

    Your schools must completely suck, or avoid the truth.

  • @ciscokid1970

    You need to learn English and history son.

    'You know fuck all' isn't a sentence structure. It's a phrase. A commonly used one in Great Britain. Smelly Bastards? Your the Sweaty Arse Cunts, your 'smelly'.

    You do know that "Can't" means "Can not"? What I said is: You can not type even a simple sentence. Fucking Dick. Ha, "do not know how". Let me tell you, your one chode dick motherfucker. What did I just say, we forced you to the negotiating table. Read all my other Comments.

  • @PS30WNS200

    Are you some kind of Babali Babali Dinge living in uk or something?

    ...

    Just reading your comments I can picture your smelly head bobing side to side.

    ...

    What the hell is a "chode"?

    ...

    Negotiating table...funny as hell, you make me laugh

    corn-hole-wallis signed a SURRENDER 19 Oct 1781 at Yorktown.

    Terms were dictated by Washington...corn-hole-wallis did not even have the courage to march out with his men, a true coward.

  • @ciscokid1970 What the fuck has this got to do with Cricket?

    Just because you lost the Cricket debate, you're bringing up history?

    Fuck off! you piece of shit!

  • @townsvillefield

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    Read the previous post...you smelly cow lover.

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    cricket is the only game where all players are LOOSERS!

  • @ciscokid1970 You said "LOOSERS"

    What is a looser?

    YOU LOSER! (again)

    Like I said. Fuck off, & don't come back until you've grown a brain..............CHODE!

  • @townsvillefield

    ok try this...cricket guys are LOOOOSSSSEEERRRSS

    babali dinge

    dabuge un dinge

    chode you

    india is the shittiest country on earth

    indians are the shitiest smelling people on the planet

    indians are the WORST athletes on the planet

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    cricket sucks ass

  • @ciscokid1970

    LOL!

    At You!

    What's with the Indian taunts?

    You're too stupid to even look where I'm from............

    Most Indians are decent people anyway..... & they play Cricket!

    When you've played, you can talk here, until then, shut up!

    CHODE!

  • @townsvillefield

    Well...

    I imagine you are some kind of babali babali living somewhere that actually has functioning internet and electricity...so NOT india.

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    still cricket is the most boring sport on the planet full of lousy athletes.

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    WTF is chode? Is that babali dinge snack for you or something?

  • @ciscokid1970

    What the fuck are you on, had a few of them shit bourbons? Smoked some joints?

    Oh, by the way, India does have electricity, and does have the internet. And no, I'm from Britain and should as I am be very proud. Unlike you Americans, who know that their country is in need of some serious improvement.

    A chode is what all Americans have in their underwear, A short fat Dick, much like themselves as a whole.

    Play cricket and attend school before replying again.

  • @PS30WNS200 hey dinge you typed "I am be very proud" ha ha ha .. Man you smelly ass cow worshiper...learn how to write a sentence. .. I can picture your rag head waving side to side with "thank you come again". .. Most places in india have serious problems with electricity, phone and internet. .. Ohh I can just picture how much the english must make fun of you smelly ass playing the stupid game of cricket.
  • @ciscokid1970 hey choad!

    you typed, "the english must make fun of you smelly ass playing the stupid game"

    And you got the nerve to correct other peoples english?????

    It just shows what a stupid arsehole you are.

  • @townsvillefield

    "arsehole"

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    your country sucks (england or india) pick one.

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    cricket sucks

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    Cows taste delicious

  • @ciscokid1970

    If England sucks then that must mean America is the fuck-up of the world.

    Cows do taste delicious. A good piece of British beef cooked medium-rare is much better then them shitty fat huge lumps of steak. Seriously. America don't know how to cook. Explains why so many go to McDonald's or KFC.

  • @PS30WNS200 brit beef? You mean that mad cow infested shit? No wonder you are stupid ... you eat poisoned beef. .. TEXAS has the best BEEF in the world. And we can cook it better than anybody. Steaks Bar B Que Burgers Oven Roasted Chilli Sausage .. I have traveled the world...NOTHING beats TEXAS BEEF .. cricket sucks
  • @ciscokid1970 Again, British beef is the lushest in the world. Ever heard of Aberdeen Angus? We have lush, green, fields of grass for cows to consume, you have fucking sand and yellow weeds in most places.

    Mad cow only one group of cows, and a bastard AMERICAN like farmer who was so stupid to feed bone marel and lamb brains to cows.

    You come from Texas, no wonder. No one takes you guys seriously, you know that? Because your so fuck off stupid and pathetic that whatever you say is utter shit.

  • @PS30WNS200 brittish beef is a joke...mad cow infested crap. . Nope...my cows are corn and hay fed free roaming BRANGUS. I ship a 100 pounds of BEEF with every one of my buisness transactions. My beef is so damn good friends fly 12 thou miles to get it. . You are too stupid to realize what a GODs gift TEXAS IS. . TEXANS are known the world over, our state is BIG, RICH and Proud. . Nothing like the toilet you live in.
  • @ciscokid1970

    British beef is one of the most highly rated beef and produce the best steaks. Of course they eat corn and hay, but that's POOR compared to our grass + The Finest Hay.

    You really have no clue. Americans don't know how to cook, and I don't really believe your shitty grammar and aggressive attitude can even make you a business man. And you seem to have more time to waste then an unemployed, council house weasel.

    Texas Beef, what a pathetic excuse for a meal.

  • @PS30WNS200 funny...you are a funny little man. . you dinge dinge chode bastard . I know for sure you have never been to Texas...I bet you have never even been to USA. . But....what the hell is a "council house weasel". Really ... even your insults sound like some babali babali bastard. . ALL british meat sucks.
  • @ciscokid1970 Funny little man. I said I was funny, but seriously, if you picked a fight with a Brit he would fucking take you apart. I swear. When American lost some weight and managed to roll into real WW2 for about a year and a bit and they already had more casualtys than Britain and they didn't even get as far as us. Pathetic. Just like everything that comes out of your mouth. You suck at insults, you talk alot of shit and you seem like a cunt too.

    'Only steers and queers come from Texas.'

  • @PS30WNS200

    I will gladly kick your ass next time I am in london if you wish?

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    A frequent a gym there that has a boxing ring....you game you faggety little cricket bastard?

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    You are obviously too young and probably were still swimming from india. But ask any person alive in WW 2 and they will tell you that AMERICA saved your ass.

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    cricket sucks

    india sucks

    indians and other dinges living in uk suck

  • @ciscokid1970

    Come and try to kick my ass with your shitty Baseball Bat. I will fucking take you apart. How tall are you? British are usually taller, thinner, and more muscular than Americans. I wish I could come over down to the shitty state and fuck you right up!

    Haha, Americans always claim that they saved our asses. Haha, what bullshit!

    All you guys did was clear our France, we were already in Berlin, and the war had already ended by the time you guys reached there. Pathetic Scum bag.

  • @PS30WNS200

    Ohh I do not need a bat to kick you ass.

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    really use your skull stupid...how can you be thinner and more muscular at the same time?

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    I am pretty sure you are some skinny weakling that gets tired tying your own shoes.

  • @ciscokid1970

    What are you some black man from the streets, no wat imma sayin?

    Using 'You' Instead of 'Your' Inbred Fuckhead.

    How can I be thinner and more muscular at the same time!?!

    You use your brains, besides, I've owned you on nearly every topic so far, proved how stupid you were, showed to everyone who reads what a dipshit you are.

    As for muscular part, your size is quite easy to beat to be honest.

    Time to go on a diet, big man.

    As I said before, I'm pretty sure you are American.

  • @PS30WNS200 You know it is funny...you get all "grammer correct" and stuff, then you go and type something stupid like: ....' to beat to be honest' idot. .. funny your profile does not even have a picture of video of you I am quite sure you are some babali chode bastard skinny as a broomstick weak as shit .. whats this owning shit...you think your stupid head bobing gandi talk could own anything...deam on. . white....shit I bet not even your underwear is white
  • @ciscokid1970

    Haha, what a fail. I said 'Your size is quite easy to beat to be honest'

    That's a perfect sentance. What a fail dude, you say that, trying to correct me in my OWN language, being an inbred American, then calling me an 'idot'

    Profile does not even have a picture OF video? What the fuck?

    You don't even know what chode means! You don't call someone a chode you stupid Fuck!

    I'M FUCKING BRITISH YOU FAILING FUCKTARD!

    Fuck off with your indian shit. Gandhi what the fuck?

  • @PS30WNS200 No...you are definitly some chode gandi inbred piece of shit who is too embarassed to say what his ethnicity is. I know you are not a paki since most indians do not care about pakis. you CLAIM to have a place to live in india. .. So lemme guess your father banged some indian bitch and you popped out? . sounds about right... . So what are you...your profile claims to be 35...but you talk like a snot shit 16 year old. . Look up gunga din...stupid
  • @ciscokid1970

    Look here Fat Bastard, you love cucumbers up the ass, I know it.

    Gandi? Your the Paki. You talk as if you were some immegrated fuckhead and since your so anti-indian just proves it. You pretend that your american.

    The only reason I'm saying that your a paki is because you act like one, and also the way you keep calling me Indian when Í'm through and through Caucasian.

    Anyway, I've destroyed you enough already I don't have to reply to comments after this. I've already won.

  • @PS30WNS200

    funny you are a funny little chode sucking half breed gunga din.

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    Why would a paki be ANTI- cricket...stuipid.

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    you...caucasian...laugh my ASS off...well if you are then what kind of caucasian are you?

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    Or are you just some scrawny little off-white looser that loves cricket and dreams about banging a indian?

    .

    I WIN BITCH...your crappy arguments are nothing.

  • @ciscokid1970

    Do you know what's funny? That you suck at insults. Seriously? Keep going on with your shittiest insults and then claiming you won? You childish little piece of fucking shit. It's obvious that you were born on a Motorway, because that's where most accidents happen.

    Shut up Paki, I win. You keep denying it all you want. You make up the most shit, its like you use your asshole to type.

    And again, learn your grammar. You suck at reading too. Pakistani fucking shithead.

  • @PS30WNS200 ha ha ha ha "born on a motorway"  holy crap...you make up some stupid ass insults. .. Come on Apoo...what is on sale at quick e mart this morning? . You know what the funniest thing is....how you indis, pakis, bangis, shi lakis...and any other brown as shit, head bobing bastards think you are different. .. nope...to us you are all the same smelly, species of animal. . cricket sucks
  • @ciscokid1970

    Do you still know what's funny? How that was a very good insult and you say that its stupid? Oh sorry, Your so pathetic and stupid yourself, that you can't understand what it means. You used to copying my insults and making up your own shitty insults involving pussy words like crap and constantly using the basics like shit. You do know, the best insults are the insults that have no swear words or made up words in them. And you always COPY me. Its actually ridiculous. Gay Bastard.

  • @PS30WNS200

    Well...first of all Aberdeen Angus...is from Scotland...not england.

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    My guess is you have had a steak in one of those Aberdeen steakhouses in london. Boy...if you think that is the best you are sadly sadly mistaken.

    .

    A customer insisted we go there about 7 years ago, this was only a year after the most recent "foot and mouth" problem with brit meat. I was polite and said yes, it was one of the most god awful pieces of meat I have ever had.

    .

    NOTHING BEATS TEXAS BEEF

  • @ciscokid1970

    OMG.

    You embarrass yourself more every time you lay a comment. British Beef, right? Aberdeen is in Scotland, right? Scotland is in Britain, right? So, its British Beef. Haha, what a pathetic little boy you are. Haha, You went to one of them steak houses? ONE THAT YOU HAVE JUST RESEARCHED ON THE INTERNET?

    Firstly, You don't call someone who buys 100g/45kg of beef a customer, secondly, they are one of the worst reputation steakhouses. I've never been there.

  • @PS30WNS200 Not that it matters. But I have eaten quite a few steaks in england...none of them were even close to the quality of meat we have in the USA. .. I do not even know if the Aberdeen steakhouses are still in buisness...If they are it is only because brits have no idea what a good steak is. . I mean really...use your tiny little brain...when have you ever heard ANYONE brag about a good brittish meal? . Not that it matters. Back to the subject . cricket sucks
  • @ciscokid1970

    You seriously have no clue. Typical Yank.

    Britain has one of the highest rated beefs of all time, the Aberdeen Angus, which you did not have, you apparently went to a Aberdeen Angus steakhouse, which still is pure shit.

    I hope they are not in business. They are terrible. Have a English Fillet Steak cooked Medium Rare. In Britain. Then you will see how much better it is the the poorly rated American Steaks. You guys are shit cooks and raise good beef, but not as great as British.

  • @PS30WNS200 WHAT A JOKE ! ... a english/babali bastard trying to say english cooking is GOOD. THAT IS FREAKING FUNNY. . I do not know a single damn person that has every said "english cooking is the best in the world" . Hell I have never even heard anyone say english cooking is decent. . Why the hell do you think the new english food is indian food? Because english cooking SUCKS.
  • @ciscokid1970

    Haha, We have some of the best chefs in the world, and some of the best restaurants. We have the best bakery's, of that I'm sure.

    America is classed as a 'Poor Kitchen'

    Poor Cuisine.

    Ever wondered what people enjoyed the most when they come to Britain? They did a Poll back in 2008 and it was the food, countryside, and building architecture that people enjoyed the most while staying there.

    I know plenty of people that enjoy British cooking. British Dish's are among the best.

  • @PS30WNS200 You are out of you chode mind. . And who says 'poor kitchen' Really man...what crappy country did you immigrate from...you sure as hell are not brittish island ancestry. . Best chefs...laugh my ass off...like who "two fat ladies" or "the naked chef" . brit dish like what ... kidney pie, bangers and mash, sheppards pie, pea soup, fried toast ? ALL near disgusting. . You want bakery you go to france or germany. . english food sucks cricket swallows
  • @ciscokid1970

    I am British LMAO. I'm whiter than you, probably taller, less fatty and stronger than you and I certainly know your american. Because your so stupid and pathetic and such a patriot over nothing. You choose the most basic of British dishes such as sausages and mash. Bangers and mash. WTF

    Do you know what I think is disgusting? That your a 40 year old man and you have no kids, probably no real friends, no wife. You think Britain is terrible and you beat us, when we own in every way.

  • @PS30WNS200

    Ohh so you are one of those light skinned babali chode bastards!

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    fuuunnnnyyy

    .

    I do not care what color you are...if you are a gunga dinh...does not matter the color...you are still a gunga dinh. What now you are going to make up some bullshit that you are a 6foot indian...ppffft. Not that it matters...because in general you dinge bastards are weaklings no matter what.

    .

    I am married to a hot wife and have two kids.

    U are alone beating off to pics of ashwani

  • @ciscokid1970

    Do you know what is absolutely funny about you? How you suck at insults, and are so fuck off stupid that it seems like your some Indian 'Babali' Person. Childish fuckhead. Bastard.

    What the hell is a fucking Gunga Dinh? You been watching too much sci-fi movies you immigrated fuckhead. Your have already made up bullshit about... About everything.

    Your clearly not what you fucking say you are. You use cheap Internet talk, can't spell properly, your not a business man.

  • @PS30WNS200

    "are so fuck off stupid"

    What the hell kind of grammer is that.

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    I swear you must be some turbon wearing babali chode working in a conveniance store.

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    Go back to school stupid.

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    Funny Gunga din is from a BRIT movie of a Kipling poem...and you still do not know

    You obviously SUCK at your own crappy culture.

  • @ciscokid1970

    Are so fuck off stupid, means that you have no friends, because your so stupid you might as well be telling people to fuck off all the time. It's a phrase, just like 'Hold your Horses'

    At least I own you in nearly every way, I've already proved all my points and you keep ignoring them and embarrasing yourself with your childish made up Indian Words. Pathetic little munt with a tiny Chode.

    Conveniance store? WTF? You go back to school, you spineless piece of fucking shit.