Azumanga Daioh - Teh Knife

[aznpride56]

@XxCalypsoxX616 watch Cromartie High School its just random awesomeness

[LegalVampire]

"Oh you're awake............I screwed up"

[xXGUMIIBEARZXx]

Lmao!

[Fonzersbox]

this remembers me on the game where she would bring out her knife and started dancing with it

[jrydr]

Like Madotsuki from Yume Nikki

[Lexa90]

@XxCalypsoxX616

You're welcome :) Glad you like it :)

[NineRevenge]

kagura lick <3

[TheAvacadoBrigade]

0:47 LIVIN THE DREAM

[Kiyosnumber1girl]

press replayed about 20 times . why am i still laughing?

[MegaTejja]

I love osaka she so awesome=)

[BecomingAdrian]

Ahhh my fave scene. Laughed so hard I nearly weed. 

[Animehem]

why are there knives under the sink?

[xMRscissorsx]

XD sevice with a smile

[pyttfbff]

i always thought osaka would make a godd killer with that happy blank expression of hers

[tFighterPilot]

Press 7 and then 9. Osaka vanishes.

[mmmpockyy]

@tFighterPilot LOL "I wonder where it went"

[wellguesswhatIthink]

osaka, putting the knife aside, you forgot the spoon to go with the frypan

[YuTe3712]

1:08 my face went :D

[Kristi78]

This show is one of the best, just by being crazy.

[SafieLiverpool]

Never would want to be Yukari here. I'd probably have a heart attack. X0

[Lostxsoul8o8]

Kill your enemys with a smile :D

[BlueWings15]

So um, what did osaka screw up on exactly.... O.O

[ann96toni]

1:37 MOst epic killer of all time! :))))

[InfernityZ3r0]

kira, it, dexter, jason, etc. got NOTHING compared to that face DX

[Daknor]

ROTFLMAOASTC

[LoveBiytez]

I love the "I screwed up..." Part. xD

[AnthonyDaFox]

Osaka is the Girl Freddy Kroger and Jason fear

[Jigglypuff75]

osiud

DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF! WHO CARES IF SHE GETS CRAP GRADES!?!!!! NOT MEEEEEEEEE!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!! FUK YOOOU! YOU OSAKA HATERR!! YOU RETARD!!

[kurodiggs]

@Jigglypuff75 it's ok. it's ok. nobody's gonna hate osaka, so please put down the knife. please!

[Jigglypuff75]

osiod

[WOE87011]

oh.. you're awake... I screwed up.. :D

[dtek40k]

:D

[Penzacole]

Oh you are awake...

[MrPoroPoro]

Why does Kagura licking herself seem so sexy?

[MoeFe]

i remember this part in the manga its exactly like this osaka grabbs the knife instead

[sen844]

frying - flying

[irisclyde]

I 'm always wondering if the Azumanga girls will meet the boys of Cromartie High..=)

[gaarasnightmare666]

omg i trolled so much, even more at the manga

[DarkMind95]

I love it when she is always like 8D

[BBug86]

Wtf did I just watch?

[Velma54]

This Anima is so Ramdom! I love it!

[fasterkillfantomx]

Imagine waking up to that!! I would definitely shit a brick.

[744268]

Unexpectedly Evil.

[Otachii]

The greatest scene in the entire series. Hands down. <3

[hotkitten97]

@Otachii He face.... Priceless.

[rigmore100]

screw chucky, she's scarier!

[themadmindonly]

That's, ladies and gentlemen, is the definitive and dead sure way to wake anybody up.

[Parzec]

17 people got stabbed by a knife.

[Flatout3666]

I Loved How Osaka was Staring at Yukari :D

[MrNauran]

Wanna know why Osaka uses a knife?

"Guns are too quick..."

[MahoRoulete]

Yukari sensei reminds me of Fujimura-Sensei from Fate/Stay Night...

[doctorjurgen]

LOL silent psychopath killer

[iShrimpEater]

Uwahhh Uwahhh UWAHHH UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hanesc]

I love it! :D

[MuppetMan246]

HAHAHA! Azu is definetly one of the best animes of all-time and this clip is a good example of why it is! XD

[rosarylegend1]

0:39 why did it take her so long to respond?

[GaaraandJamie]

Osaka's gonna snap one day, and we're ALL going down....

[TBoneTony]

Awesome...I always wanted to wake up someone by holding a large knife in front of them.... lol

Oh, I mean frying pan...

[Serena2192]

I wonder what would happen if she didn't screw up? O_O

[Cornholio8787]

her surprise at 1:11 was funny

[Zeldaeevee64]

i wanna wake someone up with a frying pan. maybe one of my friends...

[ThePunisherTXB]

This whole series is a work of genius.

[etchy23]

1:16 to 1:27 was creepy O_O

[TimberWolfD1]

0:55 is the last thing you'd ever see if you met Osaka in a dark alley.

[lagiacrus54]

in the einglish versin she says failed not i screwed up

[Dewdropmon]

Poor Yukari...

[shadowknighthikari]

That is actually the most scarest thing you can wake up too, monsters and demons so not scary but this! I wouldnt fall asleep for freaken 5 days before I pass out!

[vikingdrizzit]

am i crazy if i actually went back to sleep in that situation?

[MegaTimmytommy]

OMG CHEERFUL ASSASIN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND FIND ME SOME PUNCTUATION MARKS

[Xs55544322]

Hahahaha Yukari thought Osaka was trying to kill her in her sleep!

[sparkshark789]

1:08 to 1:26 Not the ideal wake-up call, but it will certainly keep you from falling back to sleep.

[Neorecon19]

Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa......

[Casccx3]

0:55 Is the face you will see before Osaka kills you! >:D

[kittychic4444]

what ep is this

[Nayilun]

One of those "What the.......????" moments in the anime.

[daethman190]

O_O The knife...Is Flying XD

[TheTheguy1]

That is how I am in the mornings ^.^

[Jh5kRadio]

1:27

[atfyntify]

yukari might have thought she messed up because of she woke up and if she didn't osaka will kill her!

[MrDavonstar]

ey die ausm osten haben doch ne meise^^

[yuihimichi]

this is the funniest show i ever watched.....

[idonotwastenames]

wow, how in the world did the ketchup come out that quickly at once

[Raptik666]

@idonotwastenames High pressure. She squeezes hard. ...>.> That's what she said.

[Thoralmir]

@idonotwastenames And did you notice that Tomo is STILL trying to dump more on?

[roflmao1872]

"hey don't wave tat at meh!"

"whatcha talkin bout?"

*slash*

"GRAHHHHHH!!!!1!"

[115Starkey]

I just love her expression while holding the knife, must have watched it 10 times already.

[MichaelCox]

I don't know how many people actually notices this, but that's Chiyos' knife, when you think about it.

After all, it's Chiyos' summer house, that's a kitchen knife, and I'm pretty sure the only one who cooks is her.

*Pictures Chiyo with that knife* aww crap >_< Now I can never watch her cooking song the same way again T_T

[wlkrtxtnger69]

Awesome! That's better than the shower scene from Psycho.

[mamons30]

higurashi much?

yeah!!

osaka as rena thumbs up!

[TheDbzComics]

OSAKA MYERS!

[yazzieAZ]

WOW osaka is just the lovable idiot she is meant to be

[DemonForce5]

Oh... Your awake...

I screwed up...

I think she woulda done Chiyo-chan a favor by eliminating the problem

[metalsonic71]

OMG ITS THE PINGAS/ ROFL KNIFE RUN!

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[DayDreamersMind]

The scariest thing was Osaka's reaction after yukari said ``w-what?``, it's so perfect with the scene :D

[HanerTheHedgehog]

1:01 MOST EPIC KILLING FACE EVER!

[Nettacki]

Osaka - she rapes everyone, INCLUDING THE WILLING

[TheLastPalme]

!:30 sexy....

[mtthwreyes]

@TheLastPalme

dat tongue

[UberGamer1030]

Osaka's face made this PRICELESS!

[MeiPeiPlay]

The verdict is in: Osaka is a knife wielding cyborg sent to earth to destroy Yukari sensei. How else could a human keep that smile on her face all day?

[GreatGarloo]

"the knife......is flying...." *boing*

[brittles9898]

I can see Osaka killing everyone with the expression on her face:

:D

[Xats]

OH MAH GAH!

KETCHUP!

[themcmanns5]

jigsaw would be proud

[miyumii1200]

"Oh.. your awake. i screwed Up."disapointinn XD

[bigfoxxiii]

osaka is evil!!!!!!

[MegaStuff]

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[wiredlord]

Waking your teacher with a knife in your hands plus all of the somewhat scary stories Osaka had said with her as the real culprit would undoubtedly make her teacher frozen with fear

[italian504]

Her face...It's the perfect killer attitude!

[poorlymadeproduction]

i love the music in the begining its fitting because once you her it you know something stupid is about to happen anyone konw where to find it?

[jonasisnumba1]

i could definitly see osaka as the kind of person who kill people by accident

[TeenTitansFan2006]

Guess who's getting an A for the rest of the year.

[sspbfpb]

声にならない…ゆかりちゃん

[sega616]

Osaka....

a being more dangerous than weegee....

[troutisyourmaster666]

@sega616 Oija?

[sega616]

@troutisyourmaster666

Oija? O.o

[troutisyourmaster666]

@sega616 I'm assuming you meant the board "game" where you get a bunch of people to hold the magnifying glass thing and ask it questions and supposedly Satan answers your questions. It's spelled Ouija. I forgot the "u" before lol.

[sega616]

@troutisyourmaster666

D'oh sorry. xD

[troutisyourmaster666]

@sega616 :P

[MCDoomCarrot]

1:50 to end .... only thing going through my mind (after the fit of laughter and pausing the vid XD) was "So... Osaka becomes a serial killer when she's half awake?" XD

[DracMonster]

They SO should have played the shrieking violins from psycho during this scene XD

[JFMello1116]

The best thing is that "おきてもーた” even carries the tone of "how unfortunate that you woke up." Creepy as hell, and awesome.

[eatingyourbreadcrust]

thumbs up if you think Kagura licking ketchup off herself is sexy

[thiefrules]

osaka's too stupid to formulate a murder plan

[TDIdialgagirl]

@thiefrules

for some unknown reason, Whenever i see this, I walways think of Freddy/Jason....

[SlLENTHlLL]

@thiefrules

No. 

[PockySensei]

Could i get a download for this audio please :DDD

[Gwennehbird]

Who keeps a knife in the cabinet?

[TDIdialgagirl]

How does someone mix up a pan and a knife?

[sindiewen]

@TDIdialgagirl Half Asleep Osaka, Thats who.

[Uhiwaka82]

I love Osaka for obvious reasons

That face

[weasfco]

i wake up like osaka!? Owo "floating" around the place with my eys closed

[EpoBot]

Would that music make a good, slightly creepy, ringtone? :D

[Nagormeena]

I would wet myself. I know it's kind of pathetic, but: her expression+the knife+"Oh, you're awake. I screwed up."= a wet sleeping bag and a screaming me. X3

[ChunSungYoun]

@YamaNadesGothOtaku somehow I think a lot of people would have that reaction if they saw someone standing over them with a knife.

[lilyvalley2]

lol Osaka woke up like a zombie XD

[mickiblay1]

lol, I love this clip so much XD

[ThomasGordonCanavan1]

Reminds me of my ex-wife.

[1994chocolatemilk]

@ThomasGordonCanavan1 I feel sorry for you dude, stay vigilante.

[HappyGestapo]

お連日ふフェフ不ぉ御減減減部にらや霊屋名屋金は佐奈豆屋まゆら­や霊屋名屋金は佐奈豆屋まゆ三時後三時後⑶中には、経つ笠利牧山­

[thugangel662]

WOW!! i wouldn't wanna be married to Osaka

[Aghaene]

@thugangel662

I would. ^_^

[masherXIV]

XD I love that Yomi -could- have stopped her.

[CloudThaBest]

Nanaya Shiki(Tsukihime) would be proud of her

[fliqpy0708]

is it me or is the english version of this scene funnier? O.o

[TheBlueTheory]

For some reason, I always thought it was Sakaki who she was waking and not Yukari.

[Jozhua253]

OH MY GAH!!!

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

"Oh, you're awake. I screwed up." :D

I would shit my heart out and train myself to sleep with one eye open for a year.

[MysteryEzekude]

I wonder if Azumanga Daioh was actually parodying When They Cry (Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni) hence their use of cute characters and violent objects.

[hellomynameisdaisyy]

this is the best moment is the series :'D

[YourfriendOmenBoy]

thats what she gets for mentally scarring poor little Chiyo with her driving!!!!!!!! >=DDD

[pepperpose]

What was Osaka going to hit the frying pan with? Her hand? Was she going to stab herself in the hand?

[eldersprig]

@pepperpose Soup spoon or ladle.

[foodisdeadly]

@pepperpose Either that or she would use it to hit Yukari's face...

[iluvtabby21]

i love osaka....she's so hilarious....i like her a lot

[SakuraChao]

Oh my god XD

This is why I love Osaka!!

[candygirl42245]

this is the most watch azumanga daioh clip.

[Bloodyidit]

the teacher just died.

[haloffx]

1:00 its that creppy phscho smile :D

[Theearl444]

0.0... And now I'll never sleep again.

[geninisan]

u know wat will be funny if she said "oh well maybe next time when im your sure asleep" and then she walks away XD

[x1Moonstar1x]

I thought I was holding a frying pan? Where did it go?

[xDeathxDiexDayx]

Woah. . . that's almost like Higurashi.

[53Spawn]

this was a top LMAO moment in the entire series, lol

[NoKawaiiHina360]

lmao Osaka and a butcher knife.... I pity the fool

[Doomguy64x2]

The music that plays after the ketchup... so surreal...

[glare1319]

well,she's awake now.

[AnimeLover1001001]

o this probably how osaka-san said "one by one everyone gets struck down. and the serial killer will be... ME"

[AnimeLover1001001]

probably most favorite scene ever in azumanga daioh

[Zerogokikun]

...

Maaaan, I never though this until now but Osaka does look a little bit psycho

[shikitokaproto]

roflknife phail

[blargwee]

yukari-cleavage! <3

[UndergroundKisume]

The knife... is flying..

[UndergroundKisume]

The knife... it's flying..

[RanmaSaotome10]

The house is in a dangerous place.

[skittykittyajh]

OMFG LAWL

[nightsleeper557]

Hey Yukari! that's payback for scaring Chiyo-Chan with your driving

[i1234t1234]

but now shes not scared of roller coasters!

[sindiewen]

KNIFE!!!

[And502]

:D SONDA WONDAGI

[9N8X]

Lol I'm going to do this to one of my friends.(need to have it planned so I

don't get injured/killed)