Animaniacs - Wheel of Morality Compilation

[CpnGame]

Dot: "To make fun of the Disney Channel?"

Silly puppy thing, it's ALWAYS time to make fun of the Disney Channel.

[Ithellama]

"Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a man healthy but socially dead."

I'm gonna take that metaphor and use it as an argument next time I have to explain why I'm home late and drunk (:

[NekoSOM]

@Ithellama Amen! I heard that one and just cracked up!  I mean, I have got to remember that one! God bless Animaniacs!

[obiwanobiwan13]

Yakko, Wakko, Dot=Groucho, Harpo, Chico mixed with The Looney Tunes...

In other words, taking the best elements of some of the best comedians ever!

This show NEEDS to come back!

(Also, you left out one of my favorite morals: "The answer is blowing in the wind--except in New Jersey where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.") XD

[gamehot0]

"To make the FOX censors cry?" 90's best fucking cartoons.

[Nejifan101s0]

@rosewaver with this show there never was a fourth wall. Just an open window with a sign over it that said "enter"

[Rosewaver]

Ah, yes. Animaniacs- the show that sent the fourth wall to an early grave. <3

[Nintendofan139]

Alot of these Ideas are great

[netsixo]

@Nintendofan139 yeh for example make fun of disney channel that should take a good long hour

[WindOfSolitude]

What's so great about the execs at the fox kids network?

[livingwill1]

@WindOfSolitude

It's called kissing up to the boss!!!

[gracebasherguy92]

How it would go today:

Yakko: It's that time again!

Wakko: To say something politically incorrect?

Dot (dreamily): To buy tickets to Justin Bieber?

Wakko: To reflect on the demise of American global hegemony?

Dot: To bail out Greece?

[Oliver30]

@gracebasherguy92 I don't think she would like him. lol

[AthenaPallas]

lmao @ To make fun of the Disney Channel :D

[BrallysBrawl]

Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel

Wrong wheel =)

[MegaYallow]

They need to bring this back. It was educational in the funnest and funnIEst of ways. Nowadays, kids the age of five are watching South Park. What have we come to?

[Mugzy619]

were they cats? i never really knew what they were.

[juliedrill]

To make the fox censors cry?

[SoladaSun]

@juliedrill The creators of the show got A LOT of stuff past them. I mean, a ton of stuff! Most of it, kids didn't get it, but now looking at it...OMG. XD

[SuperPr3ttygurlswagg]

i miss that show:(



[MegatronPrime321]

It's that time again!

[lannn]

Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead

[rocketpunchgo1]

VERY well done! Damn what a classic show :)

[alleluiaanime]

"I'm touched"

"on the head"

lol

[mitalca35]

"The execs at the Fox Kids network." Pfftttt.... *bursts out laughing* What does Fox know about morality???

[incufriend]

"To waste our lives?"

Makes me laugh so hard

[therealcritic28]

@LAsuperfly94 XDXD they would totally say that.

[xDanielleDawsonx]

" You can teach an old dog new tricks , you just can't teach Madonna to act " "Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy , but socially dead " i laughed so hard at those . :D and " Pat , i'd like to buy a vowel ! " " wrong wheel " " Oh , sorry " lmao i love the Warners <3 They should still be on tv today ..

[Willandacamera]

"to search for Elvis at 7-Eleven?"

[LAsuperfly94]

the moral for today: winning isn't everything, but it is to Charlie Sheen.

if they still made this, this would be the best moral i would've heard

[LAsuperfly94]

"To make fun of the Disney Channel?"

if this episode was made today, that would obviously make sense. still funny as hell

[uponit57]

Mr. Spielberg...please come back to the cartoon realm...the cartoon world needs your sense of wit...I'm tired of senseless yelling and people yelling, "DUDE!!!" all the time...

[TheMadHaatter]

2:02

[91nataly]

hahaha spielberg is a real genius and a wacko, this is superbly sarcastic and brilliantly smart.

[Zeeky64]

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

[BWayans2001]

To ask Cartoon Network to (finally) air Pinky and the Brain?

Really, CN should air that show for once. Don't know why they didn't air it after the Kids' WB! run, though they did air A!, Freakazoid, Tiny Toons and others.

[jaguar4u2012]

OMG so sarcastic LOL

[Bobisawesome100]

Oh the days of good cartooning by-gone.

[SimmyTime2011]

you know, why do people think kids are stupid anyway?

[pikabununify]

I'd have loved to see what they'd say about the Disney Channel of today.

[Serdikhan]

@pikabununify That's easier said than done. See, even you have no fucking idea how Animaniacs could do it. Chances are Animaniacs will fall flat on their faces if they do it. See, Animaniacs was only making fun of stuff that weren't comedies. Since Disney cartoons and live-action shows are comedies, the means the only people that can make fun of them PROPERLY are the creators themselves. And they sometimes do, but not really, they were just having fun with the shows and the audience loved that.

[Oliver30]

@Serdikhan FYI, Animaniacs had cleverly made fun of the King of Comedy himself, Jerry Lewis. And it worked!

Btw, about Disney, I don't think you realize how tasteless they've become. On Shake it Up, they were making such appaling jokes on eating disorders, which ain't funny at all. Heck, even Demi Lovato was pissed at that, especially since Lizzie McGuire once had an episode on bulimia, yet it was taken seriously and not as a joke!

[Serdikhan]

@Oliver30 Comedy people maybe, but comedy shows? That's weak. And FYI in Shake It Up, Zendaya who plays Rocky who's a vegetarian, is vegetarian in real life. And just because a show is a comedy doesn't mean every single thing the show shouldn't take seriously, especially if it's live-action. Animaniacs is a cartoon, so it can be as unserious as it wants to, no one will judge it, cuz no one even cares what's happening on the cartoon. People will suck anything Animaniacs throws at them.

[gazelleguy]

To bring adults nostalgia?

To enthuse alien hostiles about our planet?

To give pigeons peanuts?

To invade TV screens?

To bake cookies???

To hide from the cops?

To watch Star Wars?

[alcockell]

@chloefr The series aired on ITV back in the day.. and the rips at Disney were partially a callback to old Looney Tunes shorts where they would often subvert archetypes used by Disney in the Silly Symphony strand.

back in the 1940s

[13nrandom]

I would make bizarre faces.

[TheDisneyWarnerPage]

Yes Wakko Warner buddy the mind does boggle.

[TheDisneyWarnerPage]

Dot: "That makes me feel all kinda warm and squishy. Either that or I need to wear diapers". (LOL)

[uk4ever95]

1:54 oh, so they have Copenhagen pouches/dip?

[badmovebaker]

This show was so epic.

[SnoopytheDalek]

Does anyone think the one in the hat sound like Ringo Starr?

[animexecstacy]

@SnoopytheDalek Wacko, yes. He's got that accent. :3

[ginnoveffect]

@SnoopytheDalek That's exactly what i was thinking.

[animexecstacy]

LMBO!!! O I love it!!!

[CaptainPrice75]

how come to go to KFC werent on there???

[AfricanSerenityFire]

To make fun of the Disney Channel? OMG DOT. Always my fav. :D

[Oliver30]

"To make fun of the Disney Channel?" How prophetic! :)

She should've also said "To burn copies of Seventeen & Tiger Beat?". XD

[XxFreakazoidL6xX]

it's always time to make fun of the Disney Channel

[geekyclaire]

To make fun of the Disney Channel? Dot has it down!

[SlipperyPedo]

is it me or is wakko scouse? and if so why isn't he wearing a shell suit.

[AdrenalineAddict610]

The Wheel of Morality adds boring educational values to what would otherwise be an almost entirely entertaining program.

Works for me.

[TobiTheNinjaKitten]

"To make fun of the Disney Channel?"

LMAO!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! XD

[metakight4]

@TobiTheNinjaKitten To make the fox censors cry?

[chescokun]

0:0 - 0:51 describes my life soo perfectly...

[88Psychic]

Yeah, we should make fun of the Disney Channel cause it's shoveling crap these days.

[Dollqueen333]

@88Psychic Make you miss Goof Troop huh? Although, they did have (past tense) have some good shows back then (past tense).

[powidl1337]

"early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socialy dead"

i miss the 90's the golden ages of television

[jcfan004]

Completely forgot how awesome this show is...they don't make anything this good anymore!

[jcfan004]

"To make a cheese sandwich"...god damn that's so random!

[peteyboy009]

Actually looking for Elvis at 7-Eleven is really fun

[MissiCupcake553]

"To make fun of The Disney Channel?"

XDDDDDDD

[Margann1987]

to put cucumbers in our ears???

[alex9920iasi]

0:25-0:28 the best part of the clip :))

[alex9920iasi]

@TallBoyBlue well, in 90s Disney Channel was much better than today...Nowadays is horrible, so yes this joke is 10 times funnier today.

[Sonicfalcon16]

Parents show your kids this show... It's healthier

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

Its sad that the animation in this show is better than that of today's shows. This was more than ten years ago.

[BoogsterSU2]

Lots of morals to read.

Read ALL The Morals!

After that, your life = Lesson Zero episode.

[Oliver30]

You can teach Madonna to piss off the Catholic church, be a slut (in a good way), make out w/ teen idols-turned sex divas, re-invent herself, and even claim her throne as Queen of Pop. U just can't teach her 2 act. XD

[TheFullmetallover]

I miss this show needs to be put back on air ^^

[GurrenAmiYumi]

84 people are Disney Channel executives.

[knightofjustic]

just realized the small guy is bassed on ringo

[BlackHurricane714]

"that makes me warm and squishy inside" "that is so deep" ...is it just me, or are these sexual innuendos?

[cherrimrocks]

@BlackHurricane714 dot didn't say "that makes me warm and squishy inside" she said "that makes me feel warm and squishy." and how is "that is so deep" a sexual innuendo?

[MsYakkina]

"Don't eat with you're mouth full." The way Rob Paulsen deliver's that line, at least to me, is really funny. XD

[supaman102]

I legit LOL'd at "make fun of the Disney Channel" ROFL

[MrTato99]

To make the Fox censors cry?

[TwoFacedKid4]

@MrTato99 To make fun of the Disney Channel?

[weirdalinstrongbadia]

@EnigmaDrath Tell me about it. It sucks ass. The good shows are at midnight where I have a snotty nose. At least bring us more 90's shows. Nickolodeon is shit too. The new Spongebon is gayfuck compared to the new ones, and Back To The Barnyard sounded awesome when it was announced, but it was just a retarded mess. And TeenNick? Fuck TeenNick! Give us our good shows back! Bring Nick Gas back! Bring Hey Arnold Back! Bring us..... Animaniacs back!

[EnigmaDrath]

Back then I thought, "HEY, what's wrong with the Disney Channel??"

Now I'm like, "... Oh, how right you are, Dot. How right you are."

When I was growing up the Disney Channel had some really good shows, but once the 21st century arrived it turned into a goddamn teeny bop American Idols parade >:(

[needsmorehearts]

"Is it time to make fun of the Disney channel?" "Is it time to make the Fox sensors cry?" In the Animaniacs, the fourth wall has never existed.

[LuckyStarAlice13]

Dot: "Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea anyway?"

Yakko: "The executive of Fox Kids Network."

Me: "The same guy that cancelled you? Suddenly I hate the Wheel of Morality."

[cplover3009]

nice compilation! :D

[aliveNChristgal220]

hahahahaha! ha. This is so funny. I love this show so much. I'm very open to trying any cartoon but my childhood memories win out all the time:) I've been having fun going back to the cartoons of my youth. It's even more fun now that I'm older and I get more of the jokes! thanks for posting this.

[ShadowSpawn666]

To make the Fox censors cry?

Fucking win!

[MsAngelicamy]

hey i like madona

[Lanternfan619]

most of those things r true. who am i kidding, all of them r true.

[rethion]

Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead..

that's gonna stay with me for a while..

[jacobcschick01]

im still waiting for them to hit the bankrupt

[superrandy69]

notice it never hits bankrupt lose a turn the trip or 5000

[bundeligafan]

"That makes me feel so warm and squishy"

EITHER THAT OR YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD

[amanmangor]

I wish i was old enough for this cartoon

all the cartoons now suck in comparison

[iPriestHolmes]

those same execs work for fox news today...unfortunately nobody told them they work for a news network now instead of a kids show. :/

[Gamer4672]

did they just call madonna a old bitch? (old dog?) XD

[tsubasalight]

... but you can't teach madonna to act OMG ROFLMAO

[WhoIAm818]

Why aren't cartoons this entertaining anymore?

[Caprinae]

AMAZING <3

[hollowsephiroth]

THIS SHOW ROCKS NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!

[hollowsephiroth]

@TallBoyBlue To make the FOX censors cry? ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!

[wargraymon2006]

82 people didnt like what dot said about the disney channel

[Setosku]

Oh Dot...

It's always time to make fun of the Disney chan--

Wait, someone already said that?

...Still. It's always time, Dot. Always.

[TheOriginaDoomtastic]

Cartoons today look sad and horribly drawn in comparison, in my opinion.

[MuffinGirl7771]

If only the warners were still around. They could come up with a lot of ways to make fun of the modern day disney channel.

[DextersLab13]

To make the Fox censors cry? :)

[MrThetjf]

to make fun of the disney channel?

[McMastersify]

my faves 5 to put cucumbers in our ears? 4 to make bizzare faces?3 to make fun of the disney channel?2 to waste our lives? and 1 to make fun of people in range rovers?

[frosty0pants]

Oh Dot, it's never a moment to be wasted NOT making fun of the Disney Channel.

[crazystar662]

"To make fun of the Disney Channel?" hahaha Love Dot

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Love the jokes about Fox

[Samlover]

Look out, here comes Ralph! LOL!

[DamienAIT]

Pat. I'd like to buy a vowel.

[bigpyro1618]

@DamienAIT Wrong wheel.

[cat21860]

Aww. I wanted to see them put cucubers in their ears and look for elzis

[ThePhantomLord89]

@Tallboyblue they wouldn't even have to make fun of the disney channel today.. They do it themselves

[vu3030]

haha! "u can teach a dog new tricks but u can't teach madonna to act!" BAM

[DarkAdonisVyers]

2:03 panty shot

[coolbrotherj]

@DarkAdonisVyers dude every late 80's/early 90's cartoon had panty shots

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@coolbrotherj Indeed, those were the glory days. Curse those moral guardians for ruining it.

[coolbrotherj]

@DarkAdonisVyers lol minnie still shows her panties

[SuperEvilmonkey88]

The inpiration was Lennon, the actor himself said so, admitting he a "Lennon" voice to get the part.

[luminare3]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Blake112358]

"To make fun of the Disney Channel?" Dot its always time for that.

[TheBrioGirl]

I remember one!

"People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the dark."

Totally true! XD

[1kittycatlover]

but you cant teach mondana to act lol

[ronin6401]

to make the fox censors cry, LOL that's just great

[DuplicatedOnce]

Make fun if the disney channel?

Well said Dot, well said.

[KingN641994]

@DuplicatedOnce they really need to do that now, because it's getting ridiculous

[Spidermanism101]

To discuss how cute I am!?

XD

[kingvideogames]

0:26

To make fun of the disney channel?

Yes, yes it is.

[KidPunkStar101]

WHEEL OF MORALITY TURN TURN TURN!!

TELL US THE LESSON THAT WE SHOULD LEARN!!

[TheJboy88]

I love how this show poked fun at established cliches of kid's entertainment.

Take this for example. Making fun of the "lesson of the day" stuff kid's shows always had.

Tjis is why I love this show so much. Not afraid to take a swipe at others.

[acecat2798]

No, I don't consider Animaniacs crap. I think it's funny. Funnier when it's a spoof on someone. If you can't respect that, go soak your head.

[acecat2798]

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead."

[DominicM2005]

*pulls out paper* Don't eat Russia.

[church113]

to make fun of the Disney channel, classic!

[AEMoreira81]

You can't teach Madonna to act - and folks, this was BEFORE Swept Away - how prophetic!

[Oliver30]

@AEMoreira81 Note: This was around the time Body of Evidence came out, so it makes perfect sense.

[brettcrashman]

82 people are either madonna or drive range rovers....or both 0.0

[7rocky5]

what about the moral, "if at first you dont succeed, blame it on your parents." i know thats one. there was another too...hmmm

[raeven1212]

" early to rise and early to bed makes a man socially dead' LOL

[PiVoTeRo1]

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act" Yakko is hilarious.

[SomeFluffer64]

If this was made today, that Disney channel line would be WAY funnier.

[BWayans2001]

"To make fun of the Disney Channel?"

Hmmm....that channel is off my watching list.

"To make the Fox censors cry?"

Ha! My favorite line from Wakko!

There isn't much watching on TV nowadays, except Looney Tunes (classics and the new shows), Regular Show, T&J and 2SD.

[princessangel821]

@BWayans2001 i agree with u completely, those shows r the only ones i watch during the day

[durece100]

Yes, but there's few of whell of morality lessons are missing.

[jc0503132]

It's about that time again!

[J0hnny0hm]

Gaaah...come back, 90's cartoons!! Come back and make fun of the Disney Channel again! It deserves it now more than ever!!

[MrAmani223]

any one know ware i can get all of the show i know theres one season that they did not put out for i dont know why

you know tell me who to right to so i can have this and show it to my kids so they dont wach crap

[midgard83]

@MrAmani223 if u find it ... let ME know :D for the same reason ..... xcept i guess i should first have some kids to show these toons to. oh well, i'll get started on that asap =))

[CrystalAnne77]

Love this show!!! I used to watch it in high school all the time! So wish they had shows as good as this nowadays.

[mysterymastermind175]

Poor Fourth Wall. It'll take forever to fix her :(

[killerbabysitter]

WTF, I never understood all of this as a kid... I love how grown up cartoons really are...

[EnigmaDrath]

"Early to rise, early to bed,

makes a man healthy but socially dead"

Almost twenty years after this show first aired, I live by this rule :)

[jolteonmaster]

It's that time again

[neontiger19]

I was entertained by this at 5 as much as I am now. What happened to the clever cartoons?

[Ihartwalrusguy]

If animaniacs were here today;

"you can teach an old dog new tricks,but you can't teach Lady Gaga to clean up her act."

[girgirl99]

my favorite one is

"If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents"

[eleventhousandfour]

Ugh, I miss the days when true comedians made cartoons and got away with it.

[KatThePuppyGirl]

to floss;

to make a cheese sandwich?-dot

[PsychoSpiral]

I never knew much about the jokes until I got older and understand more of the innuendos.

[NightStriver]

Lmao dot: "time to make fun of the Disney channel?" XD

[FallenAngel1508]

"you can teach an old dog new tricks; but you can't teach Madonna to act!"

BURN!!!!!!!!!

i love the Anamaniacs :)

[AJBSONIC]

It's a shame that the industry doesn't have the guts to create shows like this anymore.

[LIATYASU]

you can teach an old dog new tricks

!! BUT YOU CAN'T TEACH MADONNA TO ACT