Shark Attack

[poobearpanda345]

What are you retards talking about sharks a dangerous creatures they hunt humans especially why the fuck do you think so many people die from sharks? if dey didn't eat people then why do they?

[Metaltherebel92]

Hahaha, yeah what a attack. I nearly swallowed my tounge in horror. People are dumb.

[Roadkil4]

Everyone seems to think they'd be so calm and "educated" in that situation. (thanks largely in part to animal planet apparently) I'd shit my fucking pants if I looked down and there was a thirty foot shark underneath my plastic kayak!

[trinigangsta2592]

people need to watch more animal planet lol educate yourselves on what will eat you and what won't please

[4842Chuck]

90% lead flavored made in China fiberglass, 10% fat redneck. I'll pass.

[MikeyMadness1234]

Basking sharks are the Snuffulapogus'es of the ocean

[randomactsok]

@MikeyMadness1234 Snuffleupagus

[MikeyMadness1234]

@randomactsok Please forgive my spelling

[randomactsok]

@MikeyMadness1234 All is forgiven. :3=  <<--- See that? That is the walrus face of forgive-ness.

[MikeyMadness1234]

@randomactsok Oh good, good. Thank you

[bonesethero]

the dislike/like bar looks like a lightsaber?!

[firecross1989]

even if by a remote chance this shark bites you, you still have a 100% chance to live

[Thetalltail88]

YOU OWE ME ONE DEAD GUY.

[marinefish321]

yes OKN03 but there are also great dive stories and videos on the net.. try the myscubastory site. Type myscubastory into google and its the first one. They have lots of vids pics and true dive stories accidents etc

[zcarjosh]

UM I'm the guy in the kayak and I wasn't attacked and It was in the panhandle of north Florida and this video was ripped off from Capt. Linda Cavitt

[maxm12]

looks like a whale shark to me!

[emiliyo2010]

@atome56 well its a very funny one! sorry for being so inferior to your high level of humor! Have your ever thought pf doing stand-up comedy?

[eminence18]

isn't more likely to be killed by stairs more than a shark

[toughdoughrs]

Dude that is a plankton feeder...fucking idiots

[dongbeng]

holy shit

[EastonSaysRawr]

I'm glad no one was hurt... But I wanted to see a shark attack. Not a shark swimming around. T_T

[PILOTasRAHMAN]

So? where's the attack?

[carson1241]

@PILOTasRAHMAN

no attack, it's a basking shark, totally harmless

[daveherb]

omg are they going to be okay?? that was devastating.

[ThisScopesForYou]

i want my 44 seconds back.

[andrew101b]

See this is why I hate most viral videos. Because whores like the one filming..CAN'T FILM FOR SHIT. Why would she cut the film off just as the shark is going underneath him? Dumb fucking bitch cannot film and it makes me rage when videos like this get so many views and it's complete shit.

[amitd1986]

If that shark were near me, then it would be swimming in a pool of piss.

[petdog12]

the guy in the beginning sounds like Mickey Mouse.

[Renzeko]

@seen92 lol.. right? I'd still probably be scared as shit if I was in that conoe though..

[lutnit]

332 people rightfully demand their time back

[Gamer2145]

holy crap thats a big shark

[nitsud134]

This shark is the most fucking harmless shark in the water! second to the Whale shark gawdam.

[tylerlywood]

Fuck you and your bitch ass vid

[g8c8]

where's the "attack" part? damn view whores

[aimanazlan90]

That is SCARY!

[Canada9990]

0:23 "SWIM WITH THE SHARK"

LAWLS

[SLNoel]

@Canada9990 Perfectly justified in this case: basking sharks are some of the most swimmer-friendly sharks in the world. They eat plankton.

[Canada9990]

@SLNoel Yep, you could tell just by the sharks movements that it wasnt really a threat, i thought basking sharks were smaller though.

[MadGameSeaker]

This video should be on failblog... just for the fat title fail

[snakemast66]

its a basking shark it aint gonna do nothin

[WakaFlockaa]

scam ass video..

[SurgeArts]

i dont see any attacking faillll.

[lilmisscupcaakes]

wtf. waste. >_>

[SSShino]

a basking shark? they arent even dangerous, they eat fucking plankton ffs.

[coleman0505]

that was big! :O and dislike nice fucking title your retard

[pdlpictures]

thats a basking shark and they're not dangerous at all!!

[Blerat37]

lol why does every video have a justin bieber comment what the hell!

[SilentEcho8]

if your mad about the misleading title, just click the little flag then -> spam -> misleading text.

[punkrose789002]

Naming a Video is no different then naming a photography photo. This video gets my thumbs up cause it still was pretty sweet. I definetly would not like to be in that water!!

[emmabrkrshrp]

that is one huge ass shark!

[emmabrkrshrp]

that is one huge ass shark!

[ElevatedProdzzz]

who cares! that was still pretty sick

[cuteecheta]

That shark looked big

[SuperVideoman12]

LOOK OUT!!! THE BASKING SHARK IS GANNA EAT YOU!!!!! It eats plankton you dumbasses.

[chickensaurusrex711]

"It's right behind you!" No dumbass, it's infront of him.

[bboytrigger123]

Shark attack? More like screaming kids

[jaysoncamana]

its my birthday today

[randomnessopy]

@jaysoncamana happy birthday



[louisuniverse]

why would the person stop filming ???

[Chauvinist948]

now if that was a bull shark... id shit my pants

[maxdax55]

so big! i want to touch him :D

[NinjaOwenFTW]

@maxdax55 That's what she said!

[maxdax55]

@NinjaOwenFTW XD true, true

[smashtasmism]

MISLEADING PEICE OF SHIT

[dansweet111]

nom nom nom humans

[JessyStpierre]

Basking sharks are not aggressive and generally harmless to people

[60s70s80s90smusic]

i would have jacked off into the water in shot all over the shark hahaha

[DJWaveNovaScotia]

Thats a basking shark retard!! they dont attack lmfao!!  You Failed!

[ChocolateBlitz]

thats a big shark

[slayerecale10123]

someone accidentaly cuts himself " SHIT, ok alright it doesnt hurt, wait its dripping, into the water with the shark. FUCK GUY IN KAYAKE PADDLE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PADDLED BEFORE!!!!!!!"

[crip4l1f3]

What the fuck thats a whale not a shark lmfao!

[JeeKayak]

Gayest video ever.. That aint no shark attack

[blink1011]

what kind of shark is that

[shihadehsaleh08]

sup ladwin997

[shihadehsaleh08]

yo yo sup yall

[TravisBennettTube]

Lucky for him its the basically harmless basking shark.

[ladwin997]

that is a whale shark... they eat plankton and small fish

[SuperSharpen]

there was no attack

[joejoejoe0121]

Ahh, no wonder this video is so misleading, it was given by the NEWS! -foreheadpalm- Of course!

[jacksonvillecan]

poor shark, swimming around harmlessly an people expected it to attack the boat

[ultumitride]

nom nom nom

[cronin098]

uts comin tords yew!

[richardj420]

@cronin098 geet hiim!

[Renzeko]

Disliking because of the misleading title...

[NotYourAverageJoe321]

@Renzeko your dumb, even though this was a gay video, its still not a misleading title. the shark was coming toward the boat and thats enough to be classified as a shark attack, just bc nothing happened doesn't mean it wasnt

[SchmidtyXX]

@NotYourAverageJoe321 Do you understand what Attack and Passing By means.

[NotYourAverageJoe321]

@SchmidtyXX yah i do, believ me im alot smarter than youll ever be, this is still a shark attack

[SchmidtyXX]

@NotYourAverageJoe321 Such a damn shame that you can't stay on topic though. Must have some really bad ADHD. Not to mention you are quite possibly the shittiest troll, so when is your next class over?

[Renzeko]

@NotYourAverageJoe321 attack (v): " to set upon in a forceful, violent, hostile, or aggressive way, with or without a weapon" -  Sorry I didn't see any of that...

[bitterbug]

@NotYourAverageJoe321

You're an idiot. Swimmers are constantly in close contact with sharks they never even see. Shark attacks number in the dozens each year. By your false definition there would be millions of 'attacks' each year.

[Pers0ni]

A shark attack? The thing was minding it's own business... sharks are wonderful creatures and they don't always want to ATTACK attack attack... that's just the ignorant human mentality

[TBSxKO]

okay... it wasn't a shark attack obviously :) but the video was good man you could of gotten much more views and likes with a different title :(

[mrpooner5]

lest go swimming

[9FDproductions]

geez, you should through those chipmunks in the water.

[kingcobra121495]

shark attack my ass!

[waxthatshit122334]

holy fuck thats a huge shark

[DjGoGo09]

thats still a big fucking shark so i think if ANYONE was that ugy in the canoe or whatever you would be scared shitless, so shut up with the sarcasm

[Lovingboyify]

Your more likely to die from a car accident then a shark attack.

Im just saying.

[graychristopher]

Omg this is so beautiful! :D I love sharks!

[atlien276]

I would've liked this if it was just a human close encounter with an amazing creature, but since it's a shark "attack", why is this trending?

[HeroDigital]

Stupid people are stupid.

[atome56]

in soviet russia

we attack shark

[emiliyo2010]

@atome56 stfu up dumbass what do you know about russia

[atome56]

@emiliyo2010

lmaooo

shows you aren't very internet social

its called a joke...dumbass

[oo0oCROSBYo0oo]

basking sharks dont "attack"

[IIIMastermineIII]

so did the cops actually watch her rods?!?!?

[f10r1d4]

That should be on Discovery Channel : I Shouldn't Be Alive

[squealpiggy]

What did the shark attack? Some plankton?

[proudestmikey]

OMG!!! That was INSANE! How do they allow such violent videos on YouTube? There's NO way I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight! WOW. I hope those people are gonna be ok. My prayers to their family.

[Jessika28]

How is this a shark attack?

[Apocol0id]

That's idiotic. Kayaking near a Basking Shark is not anything similar to an attack. That's like standing near a cow. Or even less dangerous than that. Basking Sharks eat plankton and other stuff they filter out of the water. This guy was in more danger of flipping over and drowning than anything.

[boonw]

A shark attack means that that the shark attacks you.

[Owl064]

best place to throw justin bieber

[RageNGracePK]

@Owl064 Nope, best place to throw Rebecca Black. (:

[nickz777]

@Owl064 best place to throw rebecca black!

[sheldonjr99]

@nickz777 Best place to throw rebbecca black and justin bieber!

[Lights254]

@Owl064 id throw him in a pond of hungry piranha's.. watch him die a slow, painful death, while watching the fish go crazy, splashing water, hearing bieber scream like a lesbian faggot

[h0ckeyboy91]

@Owl064 basking sharks dont eat anything but plankton..... good place to put his dick

[snakemast66]

@Owl064 no that would be with a bull shark this shark waz harmless



[carson1241]

@Owl064

not at all, the basking shark wouldn't do anything to him.

[Owl064]

@carson1241 who says that?

[carson1241]

@Owl064 me.

[Owl064]

@carson1241 your a complete retard, sharks would attack anybody that comes near them because sharks can sense blood from humans

[carson1241]

@Owl064 "The basking shark is a passive filter feeder, filtering zooplankton, small fish and invertebrates from up to 2,000 short tons (1,800 t) of water per hour. They feed at or close to the surface with their mouths wide open and gill rakers erect."

Historically, the basking shark has been a staple of fisheries because of its slow swimming speed, unaggressive nature and previously abundant numbers.

You're a moron Owl, stop fear mongering.

[Owl064]

@carson1241 I hope a sting ray stings your ballz , good day to you

[BeckhamRules7]

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT AN ATTACK?!?!?!?

[Bobzwik]

WHY THE HELL IS THERE ALWAYS FAKE AND MISLEADING SHIT IT THE TOP TRENDS!!

[mawane2]

I hate when that happens...

[TheLetsPlayBros]

This definitely is a misleading title but you gotta realize that that you shouldnt freak out saying "oh my god how could those seven year olds not tell the difference between a great white and a basking shark!"

[Muziq1231]

One of the calmest sharks in the world. I would've swam with it, if i was that guy. It's not everyday where you come across a basking shark. :)

[girleroyblue105]

You know. Sharks only bite you because they don't know what you are. Since they don't have hands, they have to use their teeth. They don't know their hurting you, they're just trying to find out what you are.... Btw, Great White Sharks, aren't the most dangerous. Bull sharks are, because they've killed more people, than Great Whites. Most people die of blood-loss if they were attacked by sharks, not from being eaten.

[HereByTomorrow]

What a misleading title.

[TheeRealBitch]

lol dumb shits, basking sharks are harmless. Most they can do is bump into you, and the title is like super fucking dumb, Even if it was a great white, it doesnt even touch the damn boat...lol ohhh my =3

[plopppytheman]

HOLY SHIT THAT SHARK LIKE ALMOST BRUSHED UP AGAINST THAT BOAT. MAN THE HARPOONS!

[GamingEnergy]

So, where's the shark attack ?

[IDRadam]

really? "shark attack" this will probably get 50 or 60k views

[acomotoya]

even tho the shark didnt attack thats pre intense

[langile1]

OMG THE SHARK MOVED

[RebirthWoWGuild]

what the fuck? what the fuck that was an attack? wtf is it called when the shark actually does something?

[meesha8558]

the title should actually read. "Boring video of a shark doing nothing"

[carlsoto1747]

Wow people are dumb. The only sharks that ACTUALLY attack people more than a hand full of times are Great Whites and Bull Sharks. A Basking Shark are filter feeders, much like a Whale Shark or a Blue Whale. They filter krill out of the water, and don't even have teeth! People are so terrified of sharks it's ridiculous.

[TimmiesLover95]

Ohhhh, a shark swam by a frikin little boat. Big friking woop! Dosnt mean it will attack! Fuck. Save the sharks <3

[nelweno]

"look out" bitch im in the water, how fast do you expect me to move!?

[TheCanadianGuardian]

basking shark are krill feeders =/ its like standing next to an elephant, intimidating yes but your not its food source. 

[xdazee]

we all got trolled. LOL

[froghunter320]

Those poor little kids are already infected by our paranoid society and are freaking out a the sight of a shark...

[SalmonMage]

That is HUGE

[YoMamaEFaaat]

@SalmonMage I can't help myself....THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[pigballs911]

some fag wrote 'japan' on my hand today in school. no worries though, nothing a bit of water can't wash away.

[SirBarneyGumble]

Do us all a favour and seek help, kay? @pigballs911

[JimmyChiffels]

hate those annoying fucken kids

[Thandiproductions]

@JimmyChiffels yee there the little white suck ups

[UGKisback]

AWESOME FAIL!

I hope you're gonna trying to be a reporter for a career cuz if you stop the video at the best part you're gonna go nowhere.

[nuwenese]

OH MY GOD THAT POOR MAN, I HOPE HES OKAY

[MrPancakeers]

Those sharks don't eat people just ta letchya know

[Psyshimmer]

I think the most interesting part of this video was the dumb bitch screeching at the beginning.

[xninjazx6r]

did he died????

[LogOnBeach]

OMFG ITS A SHARK ATTACK THAT MAN LOST HIS RIGHT LEG

owait sorry wrong video

[utubeaccount00]

this shark feeds on plankton and is completely harmless, the kayaker even swam with the shark later on; flagged for spam due to misleading text

[Psyshimmer]

@utubeaccount00 USE OF SEMI-COLON WE ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS

[JayOhAreDeeEhEn]

Did he died!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

[BigBeast40]

I hate when people complain about shark attacks, People are going into the Water which is there home. I'll complain about shark attacks when the sharks are attacking me in my living room.

[davidgrgic]

DUDE DID YOU SEE HOW THAT GREAT WHITE TORE HIS GUTS OUT?

[evilcool333]

i was waiting for the action and then the video ended This sucks i was at least hoping for some crappy CGI

[Lissa2215]

Misleading title , it didn't even attack him ...........

[sweetartistriki]

Watch out! The basking shark is going to filter you!

[Instanence]

Aren't basking sharks harmless filter feeders?

[lucasrocks19]

Rename the video stupid! thumbs up to make sure the poster reads this

[xFlyswatterx]

Damn that's a huge shark!

[JohnLawrenceCobraKai]

@xFlyswatterx Don't be such a pussy. Laughing out loud!

[urgrandmascar]

notice how all the kids are like "LOOK DOWN!!!" but the adults who know better than to freak out are fine. this goes to show the moronity of media and the desprate need for a "schocking" video

[MASTERCOMMUNICATER]

the title is fake and gay

[ChampionStuff]

you could give that shark a hug and it wouldn't do anything.