60 Original Chuck Norris Facts Video

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Chuck Norris once rescued MacGyver from a terrorist prison, breaking him out with merely one stick of bubblegum and a piece of rice.

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Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does.

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Shrinks were created because of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name because it got scared and ran away.

[soPHUKEDup]

chuck norris with a bb gun..

[soulofeternal222]

fuck you



[ghetty]

FUCK CHUCK NORRIS...

[TheAngelv7]

Asuan

[joepit44]

hears some funny / kinda mature ones

1. wen chuck norris jumps in a pool he dosnt get wet the wather gets chuck norrised

2. chuck norris died 10 yrs ago but the grim reaper is tooo scared to tell him

3. chuck norris found a waw to makea his dick 12 inches jong by folding it in half

4. chuck norris once walked down the street awith a erection THERE WERE NO SuRVIVORS..

5. chuck norris has never been in a fight unless you call one round house kick to the face a fight.

[joepit44]

bro wear a fukin shirt an great chuck norris facts i was rolflmao

[huntersteel306]

Expandables 2 people

[jnwnarine]

Chuck Norris doesn't make noise. Air just vibrates to alert you of his presence.

[thedoctor69able]

chucks penis has two heads both are small

[comrade6464]

why do asian people speak from their nose eww..

[xMW2]

Did he really hold up 10 fingers when he said sixty?

[XXXXDANNYXHARDCORE]

fact number 61# chuck norris can stop me from typing this comment by cutting off my fingdjferjkrtijoerfdjnr

[VVhiteWidoVV420]

What's up with the 8O's porno music...

[CarPeeks]

Chuck Norris's sparring partners spar with him.....once.

[bladenight12]

why your eye is half closed?

[LoboLoco496]

XD

[barrymonkers]

these are shit?

[pixlestix18]

....'shuck norris?'

[djruko82]

The reason he's not wearing a shirt is because Chuck Norris didn't give him permission to...

[sadisticpsychofox]

why are you naked?

[Coolkidwithglasses1]

haha i got a chuc noeeis ad before this vid

[mrmatters8448]

Anyone who posts videos on youtube without a shirt on, is obviously an attention whore. Jus' sayin' chief.

[Le0tekify]

PFFT chuck norris is just an actor, if his facts were real then he would smash my face against my keybo23lurq-02 3ru0wef asfsad ejqp qpej[ owejtq

[MisterAnnihilation]

@Le0tekify That Comment Is More Overused Than Your Mom's Vagina

[SCOP3SH00T3R]

how were girraffes created , Chuck Norris accedently upercutted a horse

[RobertoHomerDelgado]

When Chuck Norris touch water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets CHUCK NORRISED

People can pee their names on snow, Chuck Norris can pee his name on concrete

Chuck Norris sells canned pee, we call it RED BULL

Chuck Norris ate the world's biggest steak in one hour, he used the first 59 minutes to fuck the waitress

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo hides

Chuck Norris once knocked down a airplane by pointing at the airplane and saying "¡BANG!"

Chuck Norris can shit on a ceiling

[McMIxTER]

Under china it says made in chuck norris

[sockomatic]

Chuck Norris and wonder man had a fight once the loser had to get a sex change

[go4jim]

Chuck Norris's first job was a paperboy there were no survivors

[lukeboxer91]

Isnt good. Hate to have heard the jokes not picked

[Tr3vor1]

@lukeboxer91 chuck norris went to the virgin islands, when he came back, they were just the islands.

[lukeboxer91]

These arent good jokes, sorry

[LiLRECKS]

Ur stuiped dude chuck noris anit shit compared to bruce lee n specialy ip man he weak ass fuck

[Aazerel]

Chuck Norris hit 10th prestiege in MW3 before it was released, in just one game, with only himself, while offline...

[ReinZow]

this guy has an annoying face and voice. 

[1995zeldafan]

chuck norris is so strong he can punch this kid in the eye and make it less lazy!

[snipes081]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

[snipes081]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice

[Thiskid641]

Most people go to bed in superman pajamas but superman goes to bd in chuck norris pajamas

[spartan4126]

They were going to use Chuck Norris as the Dos Equis spokesman as the most interesting man in the world, but Chuck Norris isn't a man he's Chuck Norris They were going to make the character models of MW3 look like Chuck Norris, but when the team spawned, everybody's xbox consoles exploded

[RedLightDistrikt21]

God made everyone's pubes from the hair on Chuck Norris'  beard.

[jjctdcph]

when you talk, it sounds like your mouth is farting.

[gtathug614]

There are no such things as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just hate's trailer parks.

[dimiyaj]

Chuck Norris has no reflection in the mirror. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

[Themittens2010]

@dimiyaj LOLZ luv that

[adventuretime135]

if it tastes like chicken smells like chicken and looks like chicken but chuck Norris says it's beef then god dammit it's beef

[davidspade200]

Chuck Norris didn’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day. A leprechaun made the mistake of pinching him, which resulted in getting roundhouse kicked to the face.

[apollymikalosis]

Put on a shirt, see a speech therapist, and make a video with YOUR OWN ideas!!!!

[kratoslinkmaster]

chuck norris rapes god

[TheAkib123]

@kratoslinkmaster im sry but thats not funny.

[johnurass]

love chuck until u mocked god f u

[EvilDictator99]

The reason why outer space exists is because the other planets are too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

[algarcia3]

When Graham Bell invented the phone, he already had two lost calls from Chuck Norris

[MyBrett99]

Chuck Norris was shot once...The Bullet suffered serious injurys and died in the hospital.

[Rox159th]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

[MyBrett99]

6:10 He dosn't need a lawn mower he stands there and stares at it daring it to grow.

[MyBrett99]

Atom bombs really just split an atom of chucknorris's spit.

[MyBrett99]

If Chuck Norris gets fat he stares at the fat and it goes away.

[TheMightyAtlas]

I was enjoying this video until he started mocking GOD! ... FAIL !

[Linusgubben2]

There is only one man who could defeat Chuck Norris...and that man was Bob Ross. Lucky for Chuck Norris, Bob Ross is dead. R.I.P Bob Ross.

[yungmula35]

chuck norris can text on a pay phone

[jonsandersgame]

Chuck Norris is the only Exception to Rule 34

[wufflord]

@MrAnticheese

There is no such thing as extinction.

It's just whether chuck Norris decides a creture should live or dir

[MrAnticheese]

chuck norris is the reason why dinosaurs got extinct

[BurakkuRockShoota]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his grandpa did.

[gerbilsmith]

but Chuck Norris was in a video game, atari 2600 and it was made by xenonex. so that fact about him not being in a game...oops!

[gerbilsmith]

but chuck norris was in a video game, for atari 2600. it was made by xenonex I believe...

[stig100900]

chuck norris does not flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it

[theREALunFAKmee]

chuck norris once inhaled and caused a meteor to wipe out the dinosaurs

[TerraDwella]

Chuck Norris will never get a heart attack... his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[lukestermnac]

Chuck Norris can remove a YouTuber's comment on their own video.

[colleeto5]

#59 was the only one I laughed at

[ARocketoTheDreamer23]

Chuck Norris doesn't enjoy sex because if he shags to hard he'll destroy the girl's vagina

[carolupy2]

Chuck Noris nickname is Kryptonita.

[732pizza]

Chuck Norris watches UFC so he can jack off, since all he sees is Pussies.

[EatChodes]

When chuck norris takes a bath chuck norris doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris'ed

[cjay131996]

that is so stupid.whats so good about chuck norris.steven seagul john wayne r just like him.

[SqueakerThePinkKitty]

I'm sorry that comment isnt mine, mah baaaad

[SqueakerThePinkKitty]

Chuck Norris went to a restaurant and ate 64 ounces of steak in one hour, he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress XD

[lukestermnac]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a pool, he has a volcano.

[Aminovitch92i]

dude you need a life ... and a shirt !

[SuperSnowfeather]

wait he doesn't O.O

[SuperSnowfeather]

in the bideo it kinda looks like he has no shirt on XD

[MrRydude17]

They once named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to rename it because noone can cross Chuck norris and live.

If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris.

Giraffes did not exist........until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

[MrRydude17]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet

The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

[shanem365]

put on a shirt pip-squeak

[DragonRider40]

chuck norris can lick his tongue.

[Megatallislayerthrax]

i realize that some of my chuck norris facts may be old, but chuck norris gave me permission to post them wherever the FUCK I WANT

[Megatallislayerthrax]

chuck norris doesnt battle. he just allows people to lose.

[Megatallislayerthrax]

when chuck norris does pushups, he doesnt push himself off the ground, he pushes the ground away from him

[DrCameltoe]

Imma show you top 60 Chuck Norris facts, and he show 10 fingers o.O

[rdiaz206]

bet chuck norris cant beat yip man

wing chun

bitches

[megan6599leigh]

LOL I KNOW WHO HE IS NOW!

type find chuck norris in google

press im feeling lucky

laugh or be afraid!

[megan6599leigh]

WHO THE HELL IS CHUCK NORRIS?

[hruskov]

wateva u on giv me sum off it, n get offf his dikkkkkk. how much u getyn paid 4 sayin alll dat bullshit?

[VeryOxygen]

#59 was the best imo

[TheFreeflowin]

chuck norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[ITstratosphere]

the movie anaconda was filmed in chuck norris's pants

[iwan050]

Chuck Norris will kill you. cause you suck..

[Froylanator]

nigga plzz fix your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michaelmorinville]

this comment is chuck norris aproved

[thebestanswerever]

did you know evertime you masterbate,,, chuck norris punches a baby mexican in the face?

[shawn641659641659]

@thebestanswerever im gonna start masterbating 1,000,000 times a day...

[qettyz]

Chuck Norris moves cannot be captured to the video game or movie, they are just too fast. All we see, is imagination.

[ManxLewis]

Chuck Norris can wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a ctrl button on his computer, as he is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

[DaNo44]

This is easily the gayest faggot I have ever seen.

[BURRR478]

pooned???? i think that would be pronounced powned spelled pwned...

[wooley1996]

Fact 59 hilarious

[ultimatebassmaster39]

soviet russia doesnt do chuck norris, chuck norris does soviet russia.

[lego97lego]

Chuck Norris is the reason waldos hiding

[Thecheesypwnag]

chuck norris lost his viginity before his dad

and

chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands

[TheRisingforce2000]

chuck norris slapped this guy so hard his clothes flew off

[leyden6868]

Chuck Norris beat Mona Lisa in a staring contest.

[sackboy59463]

Chuck Norris once got bit by a snake and after 3 days of pain the snake died

[jacobthesk8er1]

chuck norris once made a bet with superman ............the loser had to were there underpants outside their pants

[coreyshaw100]

chuck norris can drive a car with no gas.

chuck norris can lock you in a motorcycle.

the marines didn't kill bin laden, chuck norris just dared him to live longer.

chuck norris defeated QWOP on the first try....While asleep!

chuck norris was so proud of his show, he named his first two boys walker and texas ranger.

[AllyWheels]

you should have baby oiled your shoulders, you know, for all the internet weirdos out there. They appreciate that level of detail.

[nihimti]

put your shirt on, dud.

[Nickyb2010]

sorry but your about as funny as a brick to the face

[xfization]

l0l shuck norris,,, and chuck norris lost hit virginity before his dad

[Theesagregry]

Chuck Norris uses a ruler to see how long he sleeps. It works for him.

[BanThisChannel]

Chuck Norris recently destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.

[7blueblood]

chuck norris didnt hit puberty, he beat the shit out of it

[epic39143]

chuck norris is the only person on the planet that can punch you in the back of the face

[elvisdustin]

theres only one person chuck norris fears, thats arnold schwarzenegger

[steve94bruh]

I'm not sure if this guy realizes it, but Chuck Norris is very upset that he's being called Shuck Norris at random times by this Asian man.

[Darkdragons777]

Chuck Norris is so manly that he talk at his own funeral.

[epic39143]

chuck norris had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as "Red Bull".

[Johnfocksu]

These are bad

[alicrow]

WHY ARE YOU SITTING NAKED



[kingortail]

HI IAM FROM INDIA AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY U PPL ARE LEAVING COMMENT LIKE THIS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.

PLZZZZZZZ REPLY

[88ldonovanrox]

@kingortail no u fag

[fairyslight]

@kingortail I don't think half the people who make these comments know exactly when it started. They're just for fun.

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@kingortail People enjoy picturing Chuck Norris to be the strongest person on the world with jokes like this:

"When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down."

Nobody TRULY believes these jokes, but we still like to make them. It's one of the few country wide joke subjects.

My favorite is this:

1: One time a Poisonous snake bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days of pain and suffering...

The snake died.

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This guys jokes aren't funny

[TheUSASpy]

@HaloFanRedvsBLue12 great joke :P

[TripNippss]

l0l0l0l cause michael jackson is dead

[kydary]

they say there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard but only another fist

[anigamii]

Chuck norris dosen't fail.Fail chuck norrises

[HunterHampton]

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[GoGFruity]

Once apon a time, chuck norris roundhouse kicked a horse. today we know these species as girrafes.

[PBanimation]

lol i have that on a poster lol!

[FrontyardFlatground]

This was really badly presented.

[xxxRCT3FREAKxxx]

Chuck Norris once farted in the center of the Milky Way, the remains is a Black Hole...

[pokemon4712]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

[xXRiskyM112Xx]

Chuck Norris doesnt shoot guns bullets just run away.

[kankerkonjo]

put your shirt on pls

[krane97]

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon. Even in an interview the man said to him "In a fight between you and Bruce Lee, who would win?" Chuck Norris replied "Without a doubt Bruce Lee." So there you go, we all know Bruce Lee was better then Chuck Norris(Thumbs up if you agree).

[theT3chbr0th3r5]

@krane97 but why is he dead ???? LoL jK jK

[punktheman]

@krane97 problem is that Chuck is humble, AND he did not have his beard

[spudt44]

@krane97 clearly not the point of the worldwide joke..

[joshbluefan]

@krane97 Bullshit, can Bruce lee count to infinite.. twice

[krane97]

@joshbluefan DEAAADD!!?He Can't even do ONE OF THOSE FACTS OKAY, BRUCE LEE COULD OF ACTUALLY KILLED HIM.

[TheMando1000]

when Beavis & Butthead saw Chuck Norris, They Never laughed again..

[bobafettlvl]

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman once a month. The result? They bleed for 5-7 days

[hanley888]

you made the first one? fucking failure

[hanley888]

put a fucking shirt on

[TheTwoRandoms]

The reason the second coming of Jesus hasnt come yet is because jesus is too scared to ascend because of chuck norris

[DeLolWuter]

the reason people die, is because they dont belive in CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

[grilorash]

Chuck Norris can eat a scrambled Rubik's cube and poop it out solved

[TheJADEWatson]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

[VisualSimplicity]

Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[AsurorusA]

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS JUMPS IN THE WATER.. CHUCK NORRIS DID NOT GET WET... THE WATER GETS CHUCK NORRISED

[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

Did you know that Chuck Norris's birthday is exactly 9 days after Justin Bieber's birthday? I'm not kidding, it really is!

[darkntmr8]

@KyonGivesYouFacepalm ??????so???????



[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

@darkntmr8 I just thought it was funny. =)

[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

@stewiedude59 Next time you plan on being a grammar nazi, fix your own grammar, you ass!

[FunnyhitlerJSP]

Chuck Norris made a time machine.He went back to dinosaur times.Thats why dinosaurs are extinct.

[GuineaPigIsMe]

Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret