Amazing Christmas Facts With John and Hank

[yknowthatgirl]

In Canada, what is Santa's postal code?

I just screamed H0H 0H0!

[TheCrypticPie]

The Puff is strong with this one.

[violinnic07]

The first 15 seconds of this video have made my day! xD

[lucydawn42]

I find "Sarah's" slap hilarious (2:05) considering she used to be a boxer.

[edstone61n]

This is a "humdrum" video. =p

[pbjellybeanful]

*girlie slap*

"THAT WAS SARAH!"

[FumesNFlames]

i had a dog like yours John,,but mine died on the same year but 6 days after this vid was posted :'(

[LMNOP1214]

@FumesNFlames Sorry for your loss :(

[FumesNFlames]

@LMNOP1214 thanks m8

[averagenerdfighter99]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEE!

[fuschiaforever4]

is the sound not working for anyone else? it works on all their videos for me but on this one it's just silence.

[shatteredrain1]

@fuschiaforever4 For me it's only coming through the left and also really quiet

[fuschiaforever4]

@shatteredrain1 huh weird. my sound is full volume and still nothing. bummer

[djpj22]

Anybody come here to do research for the Festive truth or fail?

[jarrettpeter37]

Your video is a favorite on Belize

[davorunner]

Robin laid an egg is popular, but it's ROBIN FLEW AWAY! Because of the bird reference, and specifically because it rhymes with "Joker got away, hey!" SEE:

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin flew away.

Batmobile

Lost it's wheel,

And Joker got away - hey!

Now you can see the pattern, and now you know the actual lyrics :P

[antiquecans69]

@davorunner But rhyming 'away' with 'away' is silly.

[davorunner]

@antiquecans69 True, but as you can see from the layout of it, egg and away don't rhyme :P (oh and that's probably why they put the HEY in so that away is actually rhyming with hey???)

[bekahbooks]

Woah John! For always saying you can't sing your jingle bells was particularly good. (:

[ScullycommaKristen]

FRENCH THE LLAMA! whaaaa???? Joker got away!?!? I thought it was "Joker took ballet"!?!?! Well, that only took 20 years to correct....... oops!

[Wellhereitgoes]

I've watched Willy squirm away in fear so many times!!

[syskonenS]

f#ck my left headphone is dead!

[TheDemonicDream]

@syskonenS Your left headphone is dead? It's dead on my right for this video XD

[lepracaun93]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[TheCore4Ever]

last 3 seconds of that are my new favourite vlogbrothers moment.

[hihelloheysupbye]

Where's the sound? I was really excited for this video...:(

[tacoismykitty]

all time 10's just made a top 10 with a lot of these facts

[MrNerdfighterGirl]

Christmas fact: In Peoria, Illinois, the use of "Ho, ho, ho" is not allowed because a woman found it offensive and pressed charges. They now have to say "Ha, ha, ha" or "Hee, hee, hee".

[TheDemonicDream]

@MrNerdfighterGirl O.o wow, really? o-o.. that's interesting and what if a person from another state visits there and uses "Ho,ho,ho"? What would happen? ;x

[Tawnyfur]

The only one of these Christmas facts that I actually knew was Santa's postal code in Canada. That's because I'm Canadian and every December, you see commercials on TV telling you to send your letters to Santa to H0H 0H0. My immediate thought after hearing you guys talk about the postal code was "What's Santa's postal code in the US?"

[FrySmoothy]

I tried humming the Jingle Bells song in my head. It didn't work they got the Batman version stuck there.

[OMGChicks1]

I CAN"T HEAR IT! my volume is up al the way, I've tried rebooting my computer AND i tried to watch it two days ago and it didn't have volume then either!!!! why!!!!

[Artifying]

I hope I have this much fun with my brother on the holidays when we grow up.

[rahrmelon209]

4o4o4o! LOLS

[CrankDatBabyJune]

From 2:53 on, Hank's different leg-crossing positions are hilarious

[megannancy23]

H0H 0H0...I think that is stuck in every Canadian child's head..<3

[mushroomshrub]

My dog does that whenever I make a meowing sound. She so silly. XD

[PurpleWillowsTrees]

Willy is the boy version of my dog sophie. They're both white and pretty and really stupid. I love them both.

[irondale37]

I accidentally tried the "PANIC!" trick with my dog, forgetting that I wasn't home alone... My dad is now worried...

[JessieBradleyMusic]

Santa Clause

North Pole, Canada

H0H 0H0

and he replies EVERY time :-)

[awkwardfour]

Also, I think that John is secretly a good singer. Did you hear how he said "robin laid an egg"?

[awkwardfour]

This is one of my favorite Vlogbrothers videos. They are so cute when they're together :)

[PapioG]

For some reason this video dies at 24 seconds every time :(

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

it is joker saved the day not joker got away or even joker took balay (bad spelling) gr

[deathmelon6789]

What to see a trick? PANIC!!

[GeorgeBennett92]

Why is the sound only in the left ear?

[Testoasteron]

Put stuff on your head and let it RIP: Rest in Puff.

[ReKrisB]

SO THERE ARE THANKSGIVING SONGS!

Ugh, man I wish they wouldn't start Christmas songs immediately after Thanksgiving though. Not that I hate Christmas songs.

I just hate them by the time it's Christmas because of how much I heard them prior to that day XD

[NicoTheSecondDoctor]

KOopa shells luigi smells yoshi laid an egg oh what fun it is to ride on peaches dress all day

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

@NicoTheSecondDoctor FTL i love that ty sooooooooo much

best wishes

[drivewayninja]

PUFF FIGHT!!!

[AlyssaMarie508]

Wow, I knew that Jingle Bells fact. And the Santa's postal code one but I live in Canada so I have an advantage.

[hlgmayr]

I probaly am the only one but HAS ANYONE ELSE GOT PROBLEMS WITH LOADING?

my computer is really good and I have a great connection so why is this happening? :'(

[rachelsaunicorn]

They act a bit nerdier when they're together. I like.

[nakine123]

Ahh..i can't wait till next Christmas and what'll come from these guys!

[otakubabe555]

Awyeeaaahh, santa definitely lives at The North Pole, H0H 0H0. I've never sent hi9m a letter there, but you actually can, and he'll send one back.

[theupperdec]

FINALLY. somrthing about canada

[SimLord]

I'm certain this has been posted before, but Hank missed the last part of the Joker Jingle Bells song, it ends with: "Crashing through the roof, in a one horse open tree, busting out I go, laughing all the way! Ha ha ha ha!"

[Lauraa4023]

I love the vids where they're together :)

[StarzzColiideeexD]

PUFF FIGHT FTW. (: 

[ADDawning]

AWWWW!!! Brothers!

[fivelittlenerds]

my puff is stronger than your puff - That's what she said.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

This made me :) and XD and :') with the dog cuz its so cute

[What890]

...PANIC!

[hedgehog4808]

whoahwhoahwohah john is not alowed to sing

[SmartStupidGenius]

Oh god you two are way to adorable. Puff fight FTW.

[cornellista173]

I want to be in that family SO MUCH.

Green Family Christmases must be the best things EVER.

[pienkunicorn]

so cute!! KWAAAAIII! (sorry fangirl attack over now)

That was fasinating. Why in Abundance of Katherines do you say Collin is boring? I found all the stuff he said interesting. I lauged so hard at Hassan calling him Kafir. In South Africa saying Kafir is totally taboo. Its like saying the N word in America. Having a muslin call the white/ half- jew kid that. Way to subvert expectations. :D sorry I digress.

Awesome video.

[Maplefrost2006]

THUMBNAILLLLLLLL

[spidermanandsnape]

Your puff is weak old man.

[EPICbenfolds]

ME AND HANK HAVE THE SAME STOCKING!!!!!

[LolliPop231]

I was grinning throughout this entire video.

[TheSilverbacken]

my puff is stronger than your puff xD

[KINDspotting]

NHCA - noun - Initialism meaning "National Hot Cockles Association." Does not exist. Can Nerdfighteria help?

[lilylpotter3]

.....PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ginnyvideo]

hot cockles? i thought you were gonna say hot topic :P

[TheScreamingReviewer]

wait.................PANICCCCC­C

[ShouldThatBeMe]

best postal code ever....

[fatzo666]

PANIC!!!!!

Poor Willy.

[karatesmofi]

I sited this video in the bibliography of my essay about carols. Got to love the Jingle Bells story. :)

[katjazz]

They play that game in Albania! Only they're Muslim, so they just enjoy smacking each other year round. And instead of blindfolding the person, the one guy turns around and everyone takes turns hitting him in the back.

[SuperEggplantMan]

When I was a child I always sang the Batman smells song like this: Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg Mr. Sneeze cut the cheese and the kids all played dead! and then there was some part we added in that was like, Mom's in the kitchen Dad's in the hall A robber's in the bathroom, Peein' on the wall!! Gosh... I was such an immature kid xD

[lauradoestheastro]

Yeah, this is a new Christmas classic. I had to come back and watch this just now. It still produces so much :D

[tasteslikepaintnwood]

this video has joined my Christmas specials watching tradition

[BadBloodwillout]

it's weird because it is Christmas time... of 2010....

ugh I got to finish watching all vlogbrothers videos before Christmas!!!!

[FlailingHenchmen]

H0H 0H0 :)

[oneorangespider]

oh my god :13 made me laugh SO HARD.

[wherearethehouseelfs]

is this the begining of the puff off?

[Psp4804]

4 minutes...ONE SECONDDD

Punnishmmmennnttttt

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

After looking at the comments, I am relieved to learn that I am not the only one who learned "Joker did ballet." I love the videos with John and Hank together. And I LOVE John scaring Willy at the beginning. "You're gonna be a great father!" Hahahaa.

[JustSomeGinger]

you mised almost all the song

jinglebells batman smell robin laid an egg batmobile lost a weel and joker got away hay Dashing through the snow On a broken pair of skis, Over hills I go Crashing into trees The snow is turning red, I think Im nearly dead And now Im in the hospital With stitches in my head.

[OsnapArden]

LMAO willy ^.^ so cute, and so scared

[ferngirltlc]

Yaay! Reunions!

You're so mean to Willy! 

[jondoty1]

"You guys wanna see a trick?"

"......PIIIIIIICK" *Willie runs away*

[Ally657]

It's H0H 0H0... not hohoho lol

[mugglemania12]

we always said "and Joker fell in ballet "

oor " and joker worked Valet"

[GaminGuy9001]

The puff is strong with this one.

[marriyumtariq]

Aww, Hank is so freaking cute! :D

[ProjectRedfoot]

that is the greatest trick ever lol

[SiiFish]

Puff fight!

[hippyfriend]

In the UK it's "Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway, Hey!".

Yeah, we like our childrens' songs to be dirtier.

[alicecullenx95]

because who doesn't love a nerd reindeer. :)

[LovelyLittleOwl]

WHAT? Rodoulph isnt real

[CountryGirlColby]

I always thought it was 'And joker took ballet' XD

[MongoTheMonkFish]

wow, john's singing voice isn't bad! at least for a couple bars of jingle bells

[FreakNumberOne96]

PANIC!!!!!

[delusionalxxmaniac]

Hank doesn't wear shoes.

That is all.

[xbookfreekx]

I think it is safe to say that the best vlogbrothers videos are ones done with both John and Hank. With a little of The Katherine thrown in.

[biscuitsNzombies]

my puff is stronger then your puff.

[DarkRw1995]

It's like watching a round of Qi

[emovampess]

When I saw this when you first uploaded it,it was the first time I'd seen a video with you both in it.I seriously thought the world was going to implode with the awesome.For real

[emovampess]

@emovampess OK,I lied,it was the one on the 22nd.Still thought the world was gonna implode.

[raeg]

i lol'ed so frikkin hard at the panic.

[SuperMetalmania666]

PANIC!!!!!!!!

[lalkidar]

HOHOHO

[pseudocaveman]

PANIC.

[alittlecockyfan]

there is no audio on this vid. i wanna hear!!! ahhh! john, hank, HELP!!!

[theevilmasterofhugs]

do you get presents for thanksgiving? i dont like turkey very much but if there's presents then i will see about instating it into my family's year.

*totally misses point of thanking rituals in favor of awesome free stuff from gullible relatives*

I once told my nana it was my birthday four times in one year before i got busted.

i am truly an evil genius.

[yellowjeep89]

:04- "our manuel of the future"

[MattandMatt101]

puff fight~

[blondiegrl137]

you guys are so cute!

[stockingzxo]

I believe the true lyrics to the jingle bells batman smells is "joker did ballet HEY!"

[feitocomfruta]

I keep rewinding to the beginning with Willy's Panic trick, cuz its funny.

[Metrickster]

FALSE. It is H-O-H O-H-O. It's said in all letters. PLEASE CORRECT THIS IN A NEW VIDEO OR I'LL CRY.

[Gaugaukkistonnian]

@Metrickster While zero is usually spoken as "oh," in order for it to be a correct Canadian postal code it does need to be Letter Number Letter, Number Letter Number. So, 0 has to be zero, not oh, even though it is usually pronounced (incorrectly) as oh.

[awsomepalika]

PANIC!!!!! Lolz. My dog is stupid, too. You guys are awesome. DFTBA!

[oneinamillionkl]

"My puff is stronger than your puff."

That's what she said.

[khayes9591]

You guys are funny - shame on you for scaring your dog though...

[Lachlan326]

its weird seeing them in the same frame

[Trekkiesyay]

I'm also a proud Narutard.

AND I'm a nerdifghter too! Yea, Eshidu1!

haha "puff fight!"

[pienkunicorn]

@Trekkiesyay why is it called Narutard.

I love Startrek and Naruto too btw.

NERDFIGHTERS.

[Eshidu1]

Aw, you guys are so cute!

I can't believe I'm just now watching this!

Not even naruto believes it.

Please don't call me a nerd for referring to Naruto. I am a proud narutard.

WAIT. I'm a nerdfighter, so I don't care.

[Lachlan326]

naruto shippuuden ftw!

[Eshidu1]

Yay! Ftw!

[nickybcrazy97]

PUFF FIGHT!! =) lol Iove you guys. <3

[vampireknightgal]

=O I have a west highland white terrier too! =]

[PandaRandaGyabo]

"Poor Willie, he's so beautiful, but so stupid." Hahaha XD I love Willie, he is very beautiful~

[mackenzieinthesky]

annoying sound quality. i love you guys, though.

[delagurl925]

PANIC!!

[pete275]

christmas is a national holiday? wtf happened to non-religious government?

[velociraptor7814]

Up this comment if you can't hear a word of what they're saying.

[mrburns1436]

Did that puff fight make anyone else uncomfortable? very similar to the comment below me...

[hbmjr777]

GESTICULATON NOW!

[thingeegirl]

Don't worry john, I hate the time around the holidays too.

[boredcubed]

PUFF FIGHT!

[suckmynut23]

h0h 0h0

 oh to be a kid again.

[Dontdoabarrelroll]

What Dorktrons. lol

[jbroksmisoks]

I cant hear it , yyy ?

[nancycamryn397]

god, last night was so intense, i have scratches and bruises all over :p way hot!

[acrosstheu]

I'm not sure if I've already posted this so I figured I'd say it: growing up, my brother and I always heard the Batman Jingle Bells' last line as the way y'all said it, but we didn't like it, so we said: "and the Joket did balleeeeettt!"

[cloebaby97]

I did that to my dog while he was sleeping (the panic thing). He flipped out (and over). WISH I had a vid camera!

[GroovySmuthie]

Woo! I can finally hear it!!!

[STEOLARRY94]

Nerd Fact:Santa Clause used to have a green suit until the coke cola company gave him a red suit and it stuck and to this day he still has a green suit

[MsSamiWami]

i love you guys!!!

[sheep15]

This is.. EPIC!

[dreamr3j]

haha great video! very entertaining!!

[Cassiestarglimmer]

My dog's name is Willie!!

[Lili7evans]

Ha, I hadn't been able to watch this till now. Very sweet; great puff fight. Hope you had an awesome x-mas!

[Nani101]

So. Um... the video isn't working >.>

[Lili7evans]

Add &fmt=18 to the end of the url and hit enter. :)

[DefinitelyNotNoah]

The puff is strong with this one.

[enya0742]

Has anyone seen the episode of Batman in which that version of Jingle Bells debuted? It involves the Joker escaping from prison and flying around on a rocket-propelled Christmas tree whilst singing that song. Also, Bruce and Dick watch It's a Wonderful Life.

[liltrippychild]

lmfao at PUFF FIGHT!!!

[bumblingb]

GREAT trick! !! 5 stars.

So much more greatness! ! consistent 5 stars.

[WildMossnose]

@ashiebabes22

thats good to know...

[ilovemsbirdie0]

omg i'm going to marry you. maybe.

[Tattas999]

-Crashing through the snow,

In a pair of broken ski's,

Over the hills we go,

Smashing into trees!

The snow is turning red,

I think I lost my head,

And now Im in a hospital,

With stiches on my neck!

Thank you.

[SnickersInTheBarn]

The puff is strong with this one.

:)

[jager00x]

puff fight = awesome

[nerdfight4awesome]

I've sent a letter to H0H 0H0

every year!

[AnnaIsabella90]

love you guys :D PANIC

[3lia96]

my puff is stronger than your puff. XD

[shadowfaeriething]

ohhhhhk....i love them but relli???? ""puff fite puff fite!!! ow!!!!!!!!!my puff is stronger then yur puff (*wink*)""" lol