I don't like your girlfriend

[infin8seph]

Joyless Dicklodge...smh that was great

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

I'M DYING

[Leemo707]

hahahaha ur halarious man. u should have more views

[Charmian124]

"all I'm sayin' is make it look like suicide" I'm dead

You is funny dude!

[TheJediNinja]

I clicked on this from your misconceptions video because I thought you were being Gary Lightbody. XD

[551lupa]

My name is Emily and i'm left handed...

[xxsarah82xx]

"Don't have kids with her, because they won't have souls."

Oh my Goddddd, I'm dead.

[zistheword]

Hasn't completed guitar hero? Dump her.

[FinestSeven]

Left handed :D i should be offended

[abukissjackson]

like jabba

JUDY

right judy the hutt

[abukissjackson]

hey im left handed

[XFANGMAXX]

HEYY!!!! IM LEFT HANDED >:(

[TamaraLee13]

lol ^^

[craigmcm21]

he looks like john mayer

[MultiPriceless]

His hair...oh my gad that luscious mane of hair..

[bridgetohc]

"Her face looks like a fucking Roman coin" OMG! Hahahaha!!

[rarch23]

Could barely breath was so funny :L

[angelisland22]

Judy the Hut, lmao that's harsh!

[l1993iam]

SOOOOO funny

[jaiimaii]

BAN HER BOOBS.

[PrincepsLeo]

stink thing is she was actually pretty cute :/

[calhoun81670]

"Don't have kids with her cause they won't have souls." LMAO!!!!

[SailorKittyPants]

@calhoun81670 Thought she was a ginger after that..

[calhoun81670]

@SailorKittyPants I never thought of that.....LOL!!!!

[seetheeskimo]

You're funny. :D

[slowgold20]

"BAN HER BOOBS!!"

[TreacleMary]

That Ryan fellow acts like a bath sponge.

[elsoldelmundo]

- "You remember Jabba"

-"Judy?

-"Right, Judy the Hut."

priceless



[Aprilwolf94]

He convinced me Emily was a terrible girlfriend when he said that she hadn't even completed Guitar Hero..

[Kamukissa]

I just keep coming back to this video. Total win.

[DeDaCaNcE420]

I was half expecting someone to burst out singing, "HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND! NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!" xD

[DreaminSusan]

joyless dick-lodge

[ABDC104]

there not even squashed oranges you liar!

[ThaDoggfather222]

Hehe, nice one x)

[DrewSolari]

In 20,000+ video views on all my accounts.. Easily the funniest fucking thing I've seen on here

[HaloPLaYeRToDaY]

well i dont like your girlfriend

[abs0lutezer0]

Thanks Khyan, please don't stop churning out the laughs!!! :D

[rjnovac]

This is great! Luv it! :)

[EveLSykes]

You are the best! xx

Love u!

[SpiffyRock21]

May I name my band "Dishonest Vagina", sir?

[Khyan1]

@SpiffyRock21 Make it so.

[SpiffyRock21]

@Khyan1 Thanks, little boy.

[UFBMusic]

@SpiffyRock21 Does dishonest vagina have a soundcloud page yet?

[noigirl]

she makes the most compelling argument for abortion ahahaha

[prawny997]

That video was freakin awesome man

[Mattyb88ful]

haha.

2:10 so sad.

[Krozond]

oh my fucking god man!

i have never laughed at a youtube video like that!

you are so fucking awesome dude!

greetings from sweden!

[raynarayskye]

Ban her boobs. I love that. I have seen some awful boobs.

[boots1622fan]

I'm subscribing. But only because you're British.

[ILoveMyIckleBaby]

Thumbs up if BBC Comedy brought you here!

[veronicachic]

awwwww but she so cute!

[artemis1129]

I love that he has a list prepared list! awh sod it... I just love you, Khyan!

[megdouglasmusic]

She makes the most compelling argument for abortion that I've ever heard.

[Rambunctiousholics]

dishonest vagina...

LMFAO! xD hahaha hats off to ya sir! :D <3

[LittleMsKiwi]

''If cancer could talk that would be her voice'' I had to stop the video and laugh and then be shocked and then laugh some more.

[caramelsangel]

they won't have souls... i love how you say that. i love this video. this is how i think of people but never have the guts to say out loud...

[superfluousness321]

smells a bit of fetus.....

[trexgunkillyoudead]

hey man. i dont mean to be that guy, but what kind of camera was used here?

[mypolohalo94]

i accidentally tried to favorite this twice.

[Pegasolta1992]

looooolll fuckin awesome. great job lads.

[johnie89]

This video actually gave me heart palpitations..... I dunno if I should sue you or continue watching it over and over again.

[boscoreli55david]

that was completely brilliant. love!

[DLcomedy]

LOOOL! !!!! LOL I FUCKING SUBSCRIBED!

[hezzianterry]

what does fetus smell like?!

[ZPGaming]

I'm so glad I found you on Youtube, so happy when I see your videos in my sub box. XD

[v0o0do0]

I LOLED SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!

[Tphahreh]

HEHE! you're insanely ridiculous and also my favorite tuber!

[katwoolfy]

Me and like 5 coworkers just quit because of our boss named emily. sending her this video now.

[Modest167]

So funny...I honestly couldn't breathe. She smells like fetus? roflmao

[SuperZombieMoon]

This is hilarious! lol

[melifluousMOUTH]

dishonest vagina . . ha ha ha

[OrgasmandTea]

LMFAO!!! This had me pissing myself start to finish. I haven't heard such hilarious and brutal bacl-to-back put downs in a long while. I hope you don't mind, I'm going to begin using them on my enemies immediately.

Favourited =D

[antagonistmeanttodie]

the best case for abortion. LOL and shit tits??? hahahahaha

[footsies100]

Hahaha! This is too funny. "Dont have kids with her because they wont have souls." Lmao! This video is so amazingly funny.

[xmargedx]

I love that the girl is actually gorgeous XD

[lilora70]

That guy kinda reminds me of Johnny Depp;)

[DanThePropMan]

I'm trying to decide if "dishonest vagina" or "smells a bit like fetus" is the strangest insult I've ever heard. Probably the first, 'cause it has that "how does he know..." factor.

[anticliche321]

the camera focuses on her and she's lovely... hahah! 

[CrazyDuckies]

No souls. HA genius.

[fate4204]

I thought only girls did the whole- I hate my friends boyfriend thing! :/

[immym123]

I half-expected her to be ginger when you said something about having no soul... haha, i can't be being hair-ist (if that is the right word??) I am ginger :3, this was so funny :3

[Sophie27987]

This is so much better than loose women.

[whirlwindscoop]

I love the sound from your mouth.

Do you like me ?

[Bassemsawas]

Very funny script, but you really need to work on your acting.

[kittendealer]

go and just like buy more subscribers

[XUMCF]

So funny and Ryan looks like John Mayer - thumbs up

[srenrew]

liked. favorited. shared. so our wedding is..... when again?

[llREBll]

"she smells like a fetus" LOL!

[ProfanelyInsane]

I'm still just sitting here rewatching this video over and over whilst peeing my pants laughing.

[Khyan1]

@ProfanelyInsane this makes me happy.

[ProfanelyInsane]

@Khyan1 :D

[OmgRockOut]

@Khyan1 HUZZAH FOR HUMOUR INDUCED INCONTINENCE!  ^_^

[EffingTank]

@ProfanelyInsane To avoid wasting clean underwear I'd recommend removing them completely and replacing them once you have stopped giggling or have reached a low enough point that you stop unleashing your bladder onto your clothing.

[ProfanelyInsane]

This video is the epitome of life.

Frekkin sweet.

[EmilyThePirateNinja]

What! You can't do better than an Emily >:(

[daiseedaydream]

i have the dress she is wearing!!! its from primark! i love her and primark!! :D x

[RhythmPanda]

Come on dude, that girl is really good looking. xD

[sofiamedia]

Interesting skit but you sound jealous... Maybe needing to come out of the closet? I was hoping she would walk in on your rant

[Hattie1994]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS WAS BLOODY GENIUS !

LMAOOOOOO

[SociologyGirl]

"If cancer could talk that would be her voice!" I always laugh like a maniac when you say crazy things like this in you vidoes. Thankfully I have learned not to drink anything when I watch them.

[cesso91]

It looks like you held the camera in turns because you keep staring into the middle distance as if there was no one in front of you!

[Izaak247]

Rofl shit acting plus great script equals amazing

[yupyup78387]

Heyyyy....I'm left handed....

[xninjaxtoastx]

i'm in love with you.

[AwaaayWithTheFairies]

@mrwiggles84 Quiet time.

[killthrillabs]

ROFLCOPTER :D:D:D:D Khyan is the man.. looks like hes never had a tan, he uses a pan?.. IM HIS NUMBER 1 FAN! :D

[lovelyburger]

LOL

[Ninjaciara1]

What's wrong with left handed ppl??

[longy909]

That was amazing Ciaran!

[erinmay94]

Wow. If that guy's your roommate, if I were you I would sleep with one eye open. :)

[KimFTW0]

The description to this video is amusing. XD

[KimFTW0]

I'm left-handed! :(

[ParisianLove]

I'm left-handed >.<

[Zoot101]

Yes.

[571jans]

I was 100% sure that the girlfriend would be you in drag. And I love that you included left-handed, we are indeed an odd people and a bit shit.

[HelenaNV]

Splendid!!! You deserve to be at least 3000% more famous than you are.

[MissAmyWilliams]

this video is amazing. i cannot emphasise the amazingness of this video with words. this video is hug worthy.

[JokerRelapse]

You have become the only reason I go to youtube now.

i love you :')

<3

give us a hug!

[Khyan1]

@JokerRelapse *Hugs*

[raziasshadow]

Can I only favourite this video, or can I favourite your entire existence?

[ellio00]

"At least Emily is person shaped" ahahaha

[chrisberridge]

You should send this and other stuff to the BBC or something Khyan, it's just hilarious.

[strawberryfillin]

i was inward laughing for most of the video then it turned into a LOL when we discovered she had actually been sitting there the whole time.

[Triatsila]

person shape.

[ShallAnnDara]

apallingly funny

[davros598]

one of the best endings to anything of all time XD rear window, eat your heart out

[Heather12109]

The drawing was amazing

[MissLucyBoomer]

LOL this was too wonderful <3

That girl is super cute B)

[cizzim]

My favourites were: "All I'm gonna say is.. don't have kids with her because they won't have souls." and "I hate her fucking rubbish tits. They make me want to punch off my nut sack and give them to her so that she has nicer tits!" LOL

[Khomatose]

I like your friend, he has an interesting face ^^

[KickThePj]

hahahaha, that was amazing.

[Khyan1]

@KickThePj cheers dude!

[ninth9star]

I laughed a ridiculous amount at the end..

reminded me a bit of peep show for some reason..but better.

[aaannarose]

hilarity plus.... didn't even need the ending was funny enough already! :)

[thegadgetdude]

So funny, i was trying to hold back on the laughs but they kept coming.

[OmgRockOut]

OMG for the first half a second of this video I thought Johnny Depp was walking through the door!!!!! *has heart attack*

[Sarsington]

good work

[rossuk123]

im in stiches! youguys should get a sketch show on bbc3 or someting :) nice one

[BrokenPromises3]

@rossuk123 why bbc 3? is bbc 2 or the bbc not good enough for them? :p

[rossuk123]

@BrokenPromises3 yes ofc bbc2 what was i thinking :)

[LostMuffin03]

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[BlueZipzip]

niiiiiiiiiiiice, love it!!!!!

[imustbeshayma]

Fantastic work! Although I must say I am missing your vlogs. Just a hint there -3

[otocan]

You're Khyan and... Rhyan? *snigger*

[nickcsd]

How the hell is it possible that Nigahiga has over 3 million subscribers and you've barely over 3 thousand?

[CheekTV]

Ouch "if cancer could talk" x

[erdbunny]

favorite line: dishonest vagina

[shazam15]

I loved when you put your hands on your hips in justification of your behaviour.

[Xandtha]

love the skits that you've ventured into, khyan. your sitcom persona manages to be so endearing whilst being such a complete prick. if i tried to pull that off, i would get bitch slapped in the face big time. thumbs up for bitchy khyan :)

[tazFRAGS]

what camera do you use?

[Khyan1]

@tazFRAGS we used a canon 7d and canon 60d 

[w00per]

gold

[jennkneefaire1]

you're my favourite youtuber.

[Khyan1]

@jennkneefaire1 "you're my favourite customer!"

[narutosramenbuddy]

i havnt laughed like that all week. thank you.

HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A ROMAN COIN

[Daethaqt3000]

Judy the Hutt LMAO

[TwistedMind26]

hahaha! Genius!

[Orphioux]

Rofled at punching off his nuts to give her better boobs

[TracyLalonde]

This is fantastic.

[sumadre101]

goddamn i love your videos. smells a bit of fetus? just beautiful

[theunhappyhours]

aww but she was so beautiful ;)

[Tardis910]

You are disgusting, hilarious, and wonderful.

[crowsarenice]

My name is emily and now I have an odd feeling of amusement mixed with the overpowering urge to be very very angry with you... :|

[orf32]

LMMFAO! Awesome! Added to Favorites!

[ColinXS]

Hahahahaha! My kind of humour!

[doulikeamericanmusic]

poor emily

[interwebling]

My brothers girlfriend (whom I loath) is named Emily.... I just sent this to him. :D Trumps Hallmark!

[Khyan1]

@interwebling spread the love

[dontrlycare]

loooool

[amritisatomato]

i love the zoom in at 'she's an appalling person'. really emphasises her appalling-ness.

[Khyan1]

@amritisatomato Ciaran is a genius