ok im trying to start some thing new so chuck norris sucks start posting comments on all the videos with chuck norris jokes with a kenshiro counter and tell the people who dont know to check out hokuto no ken in 5 seconds so lets start a revolution.
kenshiro isnt immortal he is a death retardant specialist in fear because even death cowers at his feet.
@dorkandproudofit Kenshiro is a very literate man, yet he has never actually opened a book. This is because he doesn't have to. He just points at the books and says "You are already read."
he creator's idea of martial arts is to have Ken swing his hands around at the speed of light while spikes of light fly from his hands. Then, we get a look at the villain, as he (there's never a female villain) gives a stunned look, talks for about five minutes, and then his head explodes. I swear Ken must be eight feet tall, and that's nothing compared to his villains! One of his foes has to be at least fifteen feet tall and weigh about fifty tons!
you know those balls that are hung on a string, and when you pull one back and it hits the stack, only the one on the opposite side will move. Same thing here
Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon, Mel Gibson recently raged with a lot of F-Bombs, and Kenshiro is the successor of both Max Rockatansky (played by Mel Gibson) and Bruce Lee. He combines rage with powerful natural strength.
@felipebrasil5 houkuto no ken, A.K.A Fist of the north star. Manliest anime this side Gaogaigar. Go watch it at your own risk, it has been known to turn everyone watching it into men ( That include the ladys).
Sources say that Kenshiro was based on Bruce Lee, as well as Mad Max. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in the film "They Way Of The Dragon". While Chuck Norris is currently considered by many to be beyond dangerously powerful now, Bruce Lee passed away, and later got Kenshiro as his successor.
I'm thinking the blow to his crotch was so powerful that the dude's testicles shot up through his body and into his skull, causing his head to explode.
@dood1000 He sure implied it, especially by mentioning Europe (a word that brings "art" to American minds more often than not; artists aren't exactly known for toughness)
@Theespada13 Under Chuck Norrises beard may be another fist, but under Kenshiros eyebrows lie thousands of fists ready to strike with a pre-prepared hyakuretsken.
If you press 1 and 2, it's basically the same picture reversed. This shows us how an anime doesn't need to be all fancy and richass to be awesome.
xservintage 1 day ago
千葉さんが痛めつけられると心が痛む
dumchin 1 month ago
ok im trying to start some thing new so chuck norris sucks start posting comments on all the videos with chuck norris jokes with a kenshiro counter and tell the people who dont know to check out hokuto no ken in 5 seconds so lets start a revolution.
kenshiro isnt immortal he is a death retardant specialist in fear because even death cowers at his feet.
drdred100 1 month ago 3
Both his heads exploded.
imthetube44 2 months ago 5
Oh shit. Theres a pressure point in your balls that can blow up your head!!??!?
heretowatchvideos100 2 months ago
He's a bad-ass, AND practices perfect grammar.
UserMissingName 3 months ago
the guy with red hair kinda sounds like Captain Buggy from One Piece
SuperNextgengamer 3 months ago 4
@SuperNextgengamer Thought the same after hearing him, did some digging, and lo and behold, it's Shigeru Chiba! He also played Joker, too.
osn777 2 months ago
Fuckin' Kenshiro spoiled the ending of The Sixth Sense for me, that bastard...
AfrojacX 4 months ago 5
CUNT DESTROYER
LeonOverkiller 4 months ago
「殴って、蹴って、放り投げる。遠慮せずにやれと言ったはずだ」(声:神谷明)
と言って千葉さん演じる名無しの悪党をお仕置きするとはさすが神谷ケンシロウだな。でも自分から見れば痛いな!
MrKotoyuki 4 months ago
doesnt that dude who kenshiro kicked looked alittle bit like....Vegeta...lol
Imbackcs 4 months ago
....o-o knee to the nuts and his head blows up...fuck his life...
blackslongmaster 5 months ago
Chuck Norris and Duke Nukem so strong cause they drinks Ken's urine every time.
xyntota 5 months ago 4
obvious title is obvious.
danish211 5 months ago
千葉さんアドリブかましすぎwwww
tomoya9988 5 months ago
This is why i love HOKUTO NO KENSHIRO! YOU WA SHOCK!
Kyonekomexico 6 months ago
戦後の若者はwww
kazuspasuzuka 6 months ago
He kneed him in the balls sooo hard that his head exploded? .....bad asss
ShadowZero1357 7 months ago
I actually cringed at 1:05
Mance200 8 months ago
Chuck Norris has wet dreams of being as awesome as Kenshiro when he's awake.
Philamon56 9 months ago 11
Kenshiro doesn't bake. Baking is for pussies. He just points at the dough and says, "you are already bread." AND THEN HE FUCKING EATS.
dorkandproudofit 9 months ago 105
@dorkandproudofit This is the most awesome Hokuto no Ken joke I've ever read.
Rygith 8 months ago
@dorkandproudofit Kenshiro is a very literate man, yet he has never actually opened a book. This is because he doesn't have to. He just points at the books and says "You are already read."
dark7element 1 month ago 3
@dorkandproudofit Oh fuck. that pun made me go all HIDEBU!
JackgarPrime 2 weeks ago
your title is rather redundant
thewolfPrince 9 months ago 4
NO! You cut it off before his epic reveal.
TheAle89515 9 months ago
VOGLIO QUEST'UOMO PRESIDENTE DEL CONSIGLIO
JacKILMatt0 10 months ago
obvious title is obvious
GloriousOtaku 11 months ago
I wish I could knee someone in the crotch so hard their head explodes...
DireSloth 11 months ago
Chuck Norris can kill you, but Kenshiro can make you kill yourself
thecdw777 1 year ago
The subtitles at 1:13 are obviously a mistranslation.
What that guy is clearly saying is:
"Holy Shit... You kneed his nuts so hard that his head exploded!"
GodBlessNess 1 year ago 9
@GodBlessNess To which kenshiro replys with his name?
Sypher782 1 year ago
@Sypher782 It's his way of saying, "Well no shit. Look who you're dealing with."
dorkandproudofit 1 year ago
@GodBlessNess Nope... they're correct.
Sukuraidogai 11 months ago
@Sukuraidogai ...I was joking.
GodBlessNess 11 months ago
@GodBlessNess Me too. What a coincidence!
Sukuraidogai 10 months ago
1:03
XD, I love Ken's face.
redrosefriendy 1 year ago
A Kenshiro rochambeau is one you NEVER recover from.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
I wanna see the rest of this scene... What is it?!
GraytheKnight 1 year ago
You will never be as manly as Kenshiro ;_;
LaZaHK 1 year ago
Ken blew up one head by kicking another
desupocalypse 1 year ago
I like how the wind always blows Kenshiro's cowl off at the proper time of introduction.
gg4rza 1 year ago
Next on Fist of the ER.
Dr.Kenshiro: I'm going to test to see if you have testicular cancer.
* Knee to groin*
Patient: Well give it to me straight Doc.
Dr.Kenshio: You're already dead.
* Patient's head explodes.*
Marphus1 1 year ago 10
Whoa! I wanna be able to do that! If I could kick someone in the balls so hard, their head exploded, everyone I come across would already be dead!
TurmoilTom 1 year ago
Your balls are already inert.
smokintheblaze 1 year ago 2
This teaches something: when you ask something to Ken, careful what you ask him to do or you're already dead
Julienfun 1 year ago 5
holy shit! kicked him so hard in the nutz and his head exploded...FUCK!
LosZavion 1 year ago
Does anyone know what episode this is?
deliciouscake101 1 year ago
That guy with the red hair has buggies voice
shadowkill546 1 year ago
what is this episode?
spayton13 1 year ago
His head exploded because his testicles went sky-high and pierced trough his whole body!
theFoffo90 1 year ago 4
So, he kicked his nuts so hard, they shot out of his head.
FrancoStrider 1 year ago 92
that was beyond badass :D
TheRealAxelFury 1 year ago
WADDAFACK!
kenshiro just splatted his head by kicking his crotch lol
that's the most impressive kick ever
themrmustazz 1 year ago 3
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xarhsvh 1 year ago 2
he creator's idea of martial arts is to have Ken swing his hands around at the speed of light while spikes of light fly from his hands. Then, we get a look at the villain, as he (there's never a female villain) gives a stunned look, talks for about five minutes, and then his head explodes. I swear Ken must be eight feet tall, and that's nothing compared to his villains! One of his foes has to be at least fifteen feet tall and weigh about fifty tons!
masterjustin45 1 year ago
That hurted at a level so high his head exploded !
Julienfun 1 year ago
never tell kenshiro how to beat the crap out of people
otakusoul22 1 year ago
Kenshiro made a dude's head explode my kneeing him in the balls.
That is eight different kinds of badass!
korok132 1 year ago 8
lol I've never seen this scene from the book.
kirbyksn 1 year ago
@kirbyksn That's cause it isn't in the manga. There's a lot they made up for the TV series.
sec0ndevolution 1 year ago
One person disliked this. Must have been the guy who got punched, kicked, knee'd in the balls and then had his head explode.
Vladislak 1 year ago 5
the voice of guy of head splote is the buggy the clown one piece
iceman1399 1 year ago
It would be good if my coat came off when I said my name.....
Chipwilliams77 1 year ago
the balls went up so fast that his head exploded
ed40110 1 year ago
He kneed him in the balls... and his head... exploded?
itsgian 1 year ago
you know those balls that are hung on a string, and when you pull one back and it hits the stack, only the one on the opposite side will move. Same thing here
notmack 1 year ago
@itsgian Yes.
Superscoper7 1 year ago
Holy crap. Ken just kneed that guy in the groin so hard that his testicles rocketed up through his body and out of the top of his head. Beware.
briani4735263 1 year ago
nah this is just a normal morning warm up before his usual 100 mile jog on top of the heads of pedophiles and rapists.
kaimisawesome 1 year ago
He KICKED him in the BALLS and his HEAD EXPLODED!!
CCharmanderK 1 year ago
wow his testicle went right up his head create a tumor then explode... AWESOME
hitamanda 1 year ago
Lol the only people I can think of that can beat Kenshiro is Kratos from God of war and DBZ lol this guys a beast
almir908 1 year ago
@almir908 Nah. Kenshiro would just poke their foreheads and they would explode! The difference in power is easily overtaken by manliness!
SonOfNyx09 1 year ago
@SonOfNyx09 That is a Fact!
SonOfTheNorthStar 1 year ago
@almir908 Nothing Can Defeat the Invincible, the Divine, Fist Of the North Star.
SonOfTheNorthStar 1 year ago
@almir908 hokuto shinken wa muteki/ hokuto shinken is Invincible
henshinman 1 year ago
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Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon, Mel Gibson recently raged with a lot of F-Bombs, and Kenshiro is the successor of both Max Rockatansky (played by Mel Gibson) and Bruce Lee. He combines rage with powerful natural strength.
MHMemeDoubleYourFun 1 year ago
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MHMemeDoubleYourFun 1 year ago
whats this anime called?
Exsilism 1 year ago
@Exsilism Fist Of The North Star
BioVammo 1 year ago
kicked him so hard, his nuts blew off his head.
ravick101288 1 year ago
"Who the hell are you?!"
"Kenshiro..."
*gust of wind*
"Mmph mm hhm hmph!"
AwkwardBatman 1 year ago 3
he just kneed him... in the gooch... and his head exploded... FUCKYES
Yo1010001 1 year ago
o_o BUGGY THE CLOWN!
GreenGearMood 1 year ago
Does that Red haired guy have the same VA as Buggy the Clown from One Piece?
SSJjoe94 1 year ago
@SSJjoe94 Yes, and Lau Chan from Sega's Virtua Fighter franchise.
MHMemeDoubleYourFun 1 year ago
Ken is so awesome, the wind removes his clothing for him
MrROFLization 1 year ago 53
Even nature thinks he is awsome.
crissxxx 1 year ago
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@MrROFLization
"Ken is so awesome, the wind removes his clothing for him."
Well yeah, but only because it wants to have sex with him.
ShadowPa1adin 7 months ago
@MrROFLization No, The clothing flew away from Kenshiro in terror
Ultima64 6 months ago
Holy shit did he just knee him in the ball and his head exploded? daaaaaaaaaaaamn!
x2kkaa 1 year ago
sheesh red hair guy be more exact with your orders
guywithminigun 1 year ago
damn! Now's that gonna to sting for quite a bit.
Gundamknight100 1 year ago
The narrator gets nowhere near the credit he deserves.
He's a fucking incredible voice actor, we loved it every time he got a part in the anime :)
Karmoon7 1 year ago
kenshiro in kenka bancho : badass rumble?
thats nothing for kenshiro because they are already dead. XD
Snyperwolf91 1 year ago
You know, every day, every situation, I ask myself - "What would Kenshiro do?"
Unfortunately, the answer is usually "Punch a guy with a mohawk until he explodes".
jfjnpxmy 1 year ago 8
@jfjnpxmy Keep doing that. Eventually it'll be the right answer.
lytrigian 1 year ago
"You want down you say? Well instead I'll knee you in the balls."
AllOtherToasters 1 year ago 3
"nuts":in japanese "kintama".
kin tama=golden ball
tama=ball
tamanne-na=oh my god
"tama"nne-na
It's funny
norisukeojisan 1 year ago 7
after watching this a few times i can conclude 2 things
1. the guy who got kneed was already dead at 0:12
2. the things happening from 0:38-1:10 are just for decoration and explanation of how he is already dead
AdvanceWarsManiac 1 year ago 6
dammmm his nuts just blew out of his head lmao niceee 10/10 ken
jmc123 1 year ago 3
......kneed in the crotch and his head exploding......damn Kenshiro you scare me sometimes....
theshippfan22 1 year ago 4
that guy with the somewhat pink hair( 0:21 ) reminds me of Jakou from Hokuto no Ken 2
AdvanceWarsManiac 1 year ago
and by guy with somewhat pink hair, i mean the guy kenshiro killed here
AdvanceWarsManiac 1 year ago
the weakest pressure point is....the balls
bigboiking 1 year ago
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! could plz someone tell me wtf is this about??? idon't know nothing of this...
felipebrasil5 2 years ago
@felipebrasil5 houkuto no ken, A.K.A Fist of the north star. Manliest anime this side Gaogaigar. Go watch it at your own risk, it has been known to turn everyone watching it into men ( That include the ladys).
Azmodeus87 1 year ago 8
OH MY GOD!!!!!
supersonic41 2 years ago
...kenshiro...
playmaker2k 2 years ago
Castration of the North Star
InjuredBlackWings 2 years ago 9
Anouncer dude:Hokuto ball busting fist.
crissxxx 2 years ago 4
LOL
aconnor96 2 years ago
OWNED
alexrod830515 2 years ago
Not only is Kenshiro badass, but he is also a good lawyer.
"You told me to pick whomever I want"
TheDukeofPenguinos 2 years ago 30
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Sources say that Kenshiro was based on Bruce Lee, as well as Mad Max. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in the film "They Way Of The Dragon". While Chuck Norris is currently considered by many to be beyond dangerously powerful now, Bruce Lee passed away, and later got Kenshiro as his successor.
1983parrothead 2 years ago
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1983parrothead 2 years ago
Badass is Kenshiro.
AlchemistOfHistory 2 years ago 7
Special Technique : Balls to the walls Explosion
yungflyguy91 2 years ago 9
Watching this movie makes *my* balls want to explode through the top of my head.
joiless 2 years ago 6
You're already neutered.
crissxxx 2 years ago 19
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way of the warrior rules.
rule 1- train.
rule 2- dont you never ever stop training.
rule 3- push your limits.
rule 4- always fight at your fullest and best. no staying up late and forgetting to sleep is what that means
rule 5- always prepare proper materials for training (food for extra energy and water to keep yourself hydrated).
rule 6- know your limits.
and finally... rule 7- if you hear atatatatatatatatata! hokuto hyakuretsu ken commit suicide cause your already dead.
LelouchCommandsYou 2 years ago
The Way of the Warrior.
Special note : NEVER spread legs when fighting.
E1N9A8N0DA 2 years ago 11
Ouch...
jhamp06 2 years ago
I'm thinking the blow to his crotch was so powerful that the dude's testicles shot up through his body and into his skull, causing his head to explode.
lammyjammy 2 years ago 6
Don't act like you don't like the Ballbuster.
SirIlpalazzo 2 years ago 13
LOL!
senpuu1440 2 years ago
*ballbusta!*
mavericklink 2 years ago 8
god hand has NOTHING on this
lawlietXcake132 2 years ago 3
wait...so he kicked him in the nuts so hard his head literally exploded?
that's so badass my head exploded!
krazyates888 2 years ago 11
I didn't even watch the video yet and the title alone makes me nod diligently in agreement~
teckwerks 2 years ago 3
kenshiro is so badass.
knees him in the balls then his head explodes.
omgoshlol123 2 years ago 3
You're already dead.....
StrikeFreedom410 2 years ago 2
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i think chuck norris has a rival
102293 2 years ago
In another Episode Kenshiro kicked someone else, full square in the balls and he went into space.
InfernoScorpion14 2 years ago 2
Kenshiro is not his rival. Kenshiro is the reason why Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night.
SyaoLin213 2 years ago 90
Kenshiro is what the world needs now. Japan is full of pussies, the US is getting pussified, Europe is pussy land....
We need Kenshiro to show us the way of the Badass
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago 93
@michiyoyoshiku I'd go so far as to say Kenshiro was GAR before GAR even existed.
Gauldoth 1 year ago 3
amen to that
notmack 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku and remember Kenshiro always fought for the oppressed, he was badass without being a badass; that's how epic he is!
Nlt9852 1 year ago
Well said.
BDTXIII 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku problem kenshiro is a japanese guy...so he is a pussy?
gandalftheantlion 1 year ago
@gandalftheantlion
Say that to his face and you're already dead
michiyoyoshiku 1 year ago
@gandalftheantlion Kenshiro is from asura, not japan.
brennant 1 year ago 3
@brennant I laughed.
kageromaru 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku Actually, all of the above are getting pussified. :p
And it's all organized, too.
kageromaru 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku Technically, the very reason Kenshiro fights is to protect those "pussy" ideals of good and justice and love. :l
Lioyd1rving 1 year ago
@Lioyd1rving
but those aren't Pussy Ideals.
michiyoyoshiku 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku Then the world isn't a pussy world. :3
Lioyd1rving 1 year ago
@Lioyd1rving He never said this world was a pussy world due to those ideals.
dood1000 1 year ago
@dood1000 He sure implied it, especially by mentioning Europe (a word that brings "art" to American minds more often than not; artists aren't exactly known for toughness)
Lioyd1rving 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku u think europe if pussy land why are all the best fighters of the world european USA and Asia look to us for champs
sethags 1 year ago
@sethags
Name one that isn't east european
michiyoyoshiku 1 year ago
@michiyoyoshiku US is GETTING pussified?
What year are we on? 2001?
Fosax 1 year ago
Kenshiro vs. Chuck Norris
Before the announcer says start, Chuck Norris is already dead.
Theespada13 2 years ago 23
Kenshiro vs Bruce Lee.
Punches collide. Mirror Breaks. Bruce Lee gets 7 years bad luck.
ghhyrd 2 years ago 5
@ghhyrd bruce told him dude
felipebrasil5 2 years ago
@Theespada13 Under Chuck Norrises beard may be another fist, but under Kenshiros eyebrows lie thousands of fists ready to strike with a pre-prepared hyakuretsken.
VampiricBushkid 1 year ago
Do not forget about his eyebrows,I quote"atatatatatatatatatatata........eyebrows at ease!!"
crissxxx 1 year ago
@SyaoLin213 Chuck Norris is already dead, he just doesn't know it yet.
dowmein 2 years ago 7
Ah yes, I forgot about that.
SyaoLin213 2 years ago
That guy with the pink hair sounds exactly like buggy from one piece!!!!! guessing its the same voice actor!!
silleeel 2 years ago 3
OH...MY...GOD
kaihedgie 2 years ago 2
Looks like that dumbass never heard the saying be careful what you wish for XD
darklordsandypants 2 years ago 2
KENSHIRO! ! !
randomusprime 2 years ago 2
well, he ain't all that 'bad', just don't ask him to be your local hero, he would probably kick your ass! and that's the proper way to do.
Muzicboxtecnotunez 2 years ago
thats why he is single, any forplay makes his girlfriend head explode
squishfaceofsaryrn 2 years ago 34
Q: what do you think would happen if he actually had sex?
A: The same exact thing
blackiemacblack 2 years ago 21
his jizz would pierce right through the girl
felphero 1 year ago 6
@blackiemacblack He just needs to walk by a pregnant lady and like with Segata Sanshiro, you'll have a baby come out to be just like him.
RoboKenshiro 1 year ago
Another reason that telling Kenshiro to kill someone but not specifiying who is a bad idea.