CWC Grip n' Sip

[Niech37]

he never tried alcohol and his first drink is Long Island Iced Tea.... ok that's stupid

[NightfallGemini]

GRIP N SIP DAT TEA DRANK

[MetallicTuneFilms]

A Chris Chan classic!

[McleanMedia]

"good people drink beer and crazy fuckers apparently drink long island iced teas"-Hunter S. Thompson

[VVD]

0:21

[albee1000]

Hm. A violent, delusional dumbass with mental problems.

With access to booze.

[KnightsofKronos]

I love how he gets talked to like a child in this. It fits him.

[Lou500]

Wow, he actually seems normal here.

[Trakheed]

@Lou500 "goes down salty" reminds you of when he drinks his own sperm, doesn't it?

[tmanuel44]

Why the fuck do some people turn cameras sideways when they're recording shit? You're not taking a picture bitch.

[NewEraOutlaw]

"It's pretty tasty.....but you know what it needs?" *unzips*

[Guypersonmanthing3]

Chris seem's like a NORMAL person in this video... why can't he be like this more often?!?!

[TwinUzis]

@Guypersonmanthing3

I wouldn't say normal. The pedo glasses and stupid facial expressions ruin that. But its a step in the right direction.

[Guypersonmanthing3]

@TwinUzis until he say's "Goes down salty." And the aftermath that we can find out in the Cwcki (Google it)

[TwinUzis]

@Guypersonmanthing3

Yeah, I like how they photoshopped that "instance" into this one when he says "Goes down salty."

[AnonymousI6778]

@Guypersonmanthing3 normal? more like uncomfortable and unnerving... he seems hard to speak to and just wait till you here his "singing"

[Guypersonmanthing3]

@AnonymousI6778 I heard, plus he gets weirder as time in that bar goes on, early it was just, normal to see a man act so, casual, later his ego goes so high he thinks that he's the life of the party!

[AnonymousI6778]

@Guypersonmanthing3 yeah that allways gets me... he seems so shy and uncomfortable here but then grows the fucking balls to stand up and "sing" maybe its a combination of his ego, his sense of reality, alcohol, and austism...

[Guypersonmanthing3]

@AnonymousI6778 I am starting to think that he is NOT autistic, just insane with a lot of other defects, like being egotistical, and anti-social, and homophobic, etc. etc.. And he may not even know about it, his voice may be just a weird lisp.

[64chris64]

that straw should be way fucking bigger

[ZeroxShadowscape]

I'MMA GRIP AND SIP NIGGA.

[resettimanalt]

If I ever saw Chris in real life, I would run for my fucking life.

[Andreazor]

Look at his stare at 0:05

You can see his perverted, sick, demented soul glimmering in those evil eyes.

[johntheant]

@hempartist420 LOL IT

[zeroxlulu]

The Internet ruined Chris...

[johntheant]

purpledrank ima grip and sip. oh and thumbs up if you think the white stuff in his drink is semin

[Nikotehwolf]

@johntheant HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[scales78]

i bet that he only did that because the chick asked him to

[areeb10000]

i bet chris wants to nail that little girl wearing the pink shirt in the background

[CellarDoor06]

Long Island Iced TAY.

[johntheant]

@CellarDoor06 GOES IN SALTAY

[TheAznAlwaysMatching]

Um why is he staring down toward her chest almost the whole time

why is he closing his eyes like a lil kid when they are trying something new

looks like chris is will to break all of wat lil morals he has if china is nearby.

Goes down salty huh? im pretty sure he was thinking about his favorite drink

fanta and cum motha fuckas!!

[leeham991]

@TheAznAlwaysMatching

Wait... Little kids do that? I thought people only did that in really annoying cartoons.

[1995jam]

i think we broke him

[CPcomix]

he swollows like a chick from a hentai or something O_e

[DoctorBeardface]

You asked him to look excited! Don't you know bawtistics can't emote in any way?!

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

Who let him outside...? WHO LET HIM OUTSIDE?!

[thecyg12]

We need to go out with Chris and get him totally fucking hammered.

[videogamenostalgia]

The words 'CWC', and 'Grip n' slip' should NEVER be in the same sentence...EVER...

[LunarisEclipse]

OMG... the girl in the video... her voice sounds like mine... it's creepy!! O.o

[mechaart]

Is that Bachata playing in the background? Its strange to see him without his medallion.

[appleman1324]

"goes down salty"

quote of the century

[karleksvenska]

lol "goes down salty" good lord....

[CaptainPengu]

lawngh ayeland aised tee

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

@CaptainPengu *tay

[mrslash11]

Same face he makes when he thinks of "boobies and vaginas"

[DukeNukem2020]

Who are the brave souls that went out with Chris?

[CKO92]

He doesn't to drink...he's crazy enough when he's sober.

[appleman1324]

Goes Down Salty!

new meme for sure!!

[bealtespip123]

"Goes down salty". Too easy.

[SassholeProductionz]

His first drink was a mix of Vodka, Rum, Tequila and Gin! Fucking idiot thought it wasn't very alcoholic. Why didn't you order a reeb first, Chrissy?

[tw1stedgrudge]

Past recollections come back to haunt you.

'Nam soldiers have flashbacks of violence, of spattering blood and shadows moving in the jungle.

Chris has flashbacks of drinking sperm with fanta whenever he takes a sip of something.

[BelfNelfLuv]

I have that same shirt. I feel so unclean now...

[BelfNelfLuv]

On the other hand, at least he's traded up from the Sonichu medallion?

[MrOdyman]

LAWNG IYLUND ISE TEH

[XchomskyX]

0:20

he came

[BoomBoomSticks]

there's no way long island ice tea is as salty as SEMEN

[breathingair]

omg that sounds so much like Kacey!

[LeadLead]

God this guy was created to make us laugh, without doubt. Every. Single. Time.

[bealtespip123]

@LeadLead Yes,my friend. Glad we're not like him! = D

[RedShift544]

@LeadLead And not with him, either.

[ChevalierAguila]

0:11

He closes his eyes, maybe he's trying to pretend it's something else?

[adrift923]

Whos the girl talking to him? A female relative? I can't imagine anyone else wanting to be seen in public with this retarded idiot.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

Some girl he went on a date on. She probably did it for the free food and lulz. Also, don't forget Emily.

[Alueci]

@adrift923

"On 12 June 2009, Chris visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to YouTube"

From the CWCki.

[CircularPoop]

look excited! *autistic face*

[douboymk2]

i tried one it actually does have a kinda salty tart after taste.

then again i did hurl abuse at the barman, and he took my drink into the backroom for 10 minutes to find some lemons. apparently

[SubtleDemise]

HAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS! 6 months later and he's already back to his usual ways.

[JustChrisLTD]

It's almost like an intervention to change him into a better person. (ironically alcohol is needed for this process)

[WooZackWooAttackWoo]

god he's fucking ugly

[bladeshotcj]

He isn't wearing the medallion. Imposter?

[angrybull]

You mean slight improvement.

[DoctorBeardface]

There ya go, Ivy.

Long Island ice tea flavoured cum.

[racsoo3]

i came

[Psycatalyst]

NEEDS MOAR SPECIAL SAUCE!

[bsartist]

How the fuck would a long island iced tea be "salty"?

[ZylnorWrath]

maybe he puts his "Sauce" in it like the Fanta?

[Trigun06]

it's specially made for him

[deltafoverdeltax]

OH.

[deltafoverdeltax]

OH YEAH?

[Shadoboy]

Keep up doing normal people activities and your probability of finding that boyfirend-free girl will increase!

Like, 0.01% but, increase notheless!

[krilc]

ICE DRANK. IMMA GRIP 'N SIP

[Gumbo550]

god damn hes pale

[TheRealJawnz]

For a guy who drinks his own sperm on a weekly basis, I'm pretty sure he knows about salty liquid when he tastes it.

[fakespotter]

salty you say? pretty tasty? hmmm

[tyler14512]

see how normal he was.

goddamn I can't wait until the day he gets a clue (when he's 40)

[BTCforlife]

tastes salty? like fanta and semen?

[YamashitaTsubasa]

But its pretty tasty.

[NewEraOutlaw]

That's what you need to be doing, Chris. Go out there and socialise with people!

[mhirtes12]

@NewEraOutlaw

Instead, all Chris does is creep the fuck out of people.

[RedShift544]

@mhirtes12 Mainly women.

[boitahaki]

@NewEraOutlaw lol more like being trolled outside

[HillDueceua]

@NewEraOutlaw don't give him ideas :P No white-knighting for Chris Chan he's beyond repair. It's best that he stays inside away from other people.

[Yammazul]

@NewEraOutlaw Please no...

[JohnMooreification]

@NewEraOutlaw Socialize in real life is the tops!

[SteelWool91]

wheres sonichu?

[BonePhone]

id rather watch goatse

[caboose218]

He actually looks kinda like a normal guy in this video. But we all know what he's really like...

[eigr1]

Go, Chris-chan! *-*

Go out and FAIL to the extreme!

[diceification101]

"I will!

Thank you, troll!"

[PostalPunker453]

salty cause the waiter pissed in it.

now I ask you hows failure taste mother fucker!

[crazyiproshow]

you looks like a child molester

[WhatsMelee]

"Goes down salty, just like my cum when I mix it with soda and drink it."

[SatanicSunshine]

God I can't get over the fact that hes trying to like ogle the girl

or maybe all our trolling made him paranoid

either way i lol'd

[fman40000]

Chris, out in PUBLIC!!?!?!?!?!? wow this is a once in a life time event.

[Turtley999]

GODDAMMIT!!! LOOK EXCITED!!!

[foetwinny]

Good christ chris... Taste things much?

Talk about overdramatic..it took you a full 10+ seconds to taste a simple drink.

Instead, you had to close your eyes, tilt your head back and act like you were tasting some rare fucking wine for damn near a full minute.

It's alcohol Chrissy-pants. Usually not drunk for the taste.

[deltafoverdeltax]

I'm usually drunk for breakfast.

[mike2223312]

I thought he was aganst smoking drinking and gays... next thing you know chrissy will smoke a ciggerette and suck a cock

[gretcher56]

ooh, we all know how you like your drinks salty DONT WE CHRIS!?

[sirkeegancs3]

chris is so gay

[albertocardona3585]

newfag is new

[deltafoverdeltax]

They don't really expect much from him except for him not to make a spectacle out of himself. It kind of sucks because he's been tricked into revealing lots of stuff to people he shouldn't've trusted who uploaded it without his knowledge or consent and then people misinterpret his intentions and that makes them think attacking him is more justified than it is, but he could stop this any time by refusing to identify himself on the Internet any more. He knows how people respond when he does.

[MPizzal]

No no no no, the third horsemen is chris chan actually having a living relationship with a girl, we'll be good for the rest of eternity.

[apath3ticnihilist]

Poor Chris, don't you already suck on enough salty things already?

[FPSDars]

It looks like he's jizzing in his pants when he drinks it. He's all like "MMMMMMMMMMMM"

[FreedomGotAnAK]

I drank a Long Island Iced Tea and I...

JIZZED

IN

MY PANTS!

[slipknothim13]

0:18-0:20=priceless reaction.

[Pawkit]

I thought he was against smoking and drinking? Oh Chris chan you silly goose with your GodJeziz and contradictions of reality.

[BananaKidOfDoom]

WHERE IS THE MEDALLION!!!!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

To BananaKidofDoom

UP HIS ASS!!

[KlayMan2007alt]

SIPPIN ON SOME SIZZURP

[DDRpwnerer]

Goes down salty, just like sperm, right?

[applepie181]

CHRIS THE RAGE LEGEND!!!!

[DigitalPh4gg0t]

LOOAWNG EISSED TAY

[Mcegan69]

SHIT WAS SO CLYDE CASH

[HyperTaco]

Chrischan, acting like a REGULAR HUMAN?

The end was nearer than i thought.

[SpraxIAKS]

He's not a natural.

[shadoweon]

He's back o.o;?

[SonicPsycho]

So it was actually alcohol?

[aokifumiko]

Mmm goes down salty!

[muke001]

FERRARI SHIRT!! FUCK!! this logo pisses me off even when normal people are wearing it; on Chris, it's a whole new level of asshole!

[muke001]

but other than that, good for him, even though this is most likely a trolling effort that will end in him being humiliated somehow (not counting the "nightlife" karaoke)

[CalBro]

Oh no Chris is drinking booze now he will start a bar fight!!1!

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Oh GAWD...He's outside?! What in God's green Earth have we done?!

[intehflames]

LHONG ISLAND EYES TAY

[RobochaoXX]

Oh I can't stop laughing at this fool.

[atomicmask]

He has huge man tits and is still an awkward fuck. Getting him on booze is not the first step to him being normal, its the first step in him getting worse. He already lacks the buffer of "STFU" most of us have, now imagine his retarded ramblings drunk.

[Lyph3]

Do you think we're trying to make him normal? We're trying to get him do do more lulzy shit.

[peacekid]

who the hell is he with?

[Mk200114]

I'm sure that's not the first thing he's sucked.

[Doomsdaywarrior]

I'm sure he wishes it was orange fanta.

[pinballwizardben]

Mixed in with a secret ingredient ;)

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

And I'm sure we all know what it is...

[an0nym0uslyy0urs]

SEMEN!1

[codexbiohazard]

Oh thank god, its nice to see Chris in a normal setting. I really hope he enjoyed him self.

[ChaosKnightXD]

He closes his eyes before he takes the sip like he's taking poison or something. Calm down Chris it's just alcohol.

[chaosfactor43]

"It's a bit salty," Chris said, "But do you know what else is salty?!!1oneone"

[schmidtyrevolution]

I jizzd

[HatsuneForever]

Now remove the pedo glasses Chris, and you'll be on the right track.

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

They should call it a TALL island ice tea! *hic*

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

Ha, turns out he chose the drink based on the simpsons episode in which marge becomes obsessed with them, so that reference wasn't as lame as I thought :)

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

Finally, he did something normal. Now get him to hang out with some normal gay guys and a girl to motivate him so he stops hating them so much.

[portal1337]

or so he comes outt of the closet himself ololololol

[vitralizer]

Ferrari

[Gamewitzer]

How did this happen? Why is he in public? MADNESS!

[schmidtyrevolution]

gasp NO MADALION EDER! :O

[Dkostuj]

Oh god. It's almost cute.

[MalloryJames9]

LOL

At least the guy tries. I'll give him that. Maybe we should try to help him instead of all of the trolling.

[BeefPepsi]

Slight improvement - you look almost normal Chrissy-poo.

You're well on your way to being a *successful* serial rapist. gg

[schtolteheim]

That is going too far.

There is no positive indication of him being inclined to violence or lacking all morality.

[BeefPepsi]

...you haven't seen his blogs/videos/vlogs/e-maiils then have you?

Remember: once you see it, it can NEVER been unseen. Never.

His penis haunts my dreams ;_;

[ApricotSpecific]

This is probably the most normal he's been in over a decade, although a LIIT is a ladies drink.

[rar87]

Did he know what he was drinking?

[iyasaekki]

>sour

That's just as retarded as Chrissy saying it's salty.

Obviously you faggots who say LIITs are sour never had one. Unless the bartender really sucks, a LIIT is slightly sweet. All you underage b& probably looked up the recipe and assumed it was sour just because it has lemon.

This actually seems pretty normal. Thank god. Im actually thankful.

It