Max Koch: Facebook Status Updates (NSFW)

[TheBruT4L1ty]

LOL @ Poor Burp getting Done HArdcore*

[Mnoblil]

2.00 was funny

[invalidatemyass]

this is my favourate max koch video by far :P

[RhiannanAR1]

Oh...my...god. I clicked on this baby, God help me - I should've known but I really had no idea I'd be splitting my sides laughing all the way through this! I hope you keep the Facebook Status Updates coming, Max!! Hilarious!!

You got me so hooked I joined your fan page on FB yesterday. You're awesome!

[lifelessonswithmaha]

I loved this on facebook I will love it again today : D

[Speedy636Germany]

I love the 'Jesus' part at 2:24 or so.......

Utterly hilarious!

[DreCool1]

Typical status on facebook every morning. By the way just in case you missed my update I'm going to a pub to pass swine flu on and infect the whole country. By the way i'll be wearing a bio-hazard suit.

From your soon to be ill friends in the UK.

[BowlerHat]

I embrace the End Times, DreCool1. Bring it! :) - Max

[JAYS4LIFE31]

haha, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who never understands's some people's status updates.

[gionnan1495]

yeah but Facebook is WAY better than Myspace and livejournal! IMHO Facebook is the best social networking site there is, and i've tried them all but they suck and i deleted my account

[RoyZemach6]

"What the f*ck is she on?"  Ha ha, brilliant!!

[Tetsiou]

Your reaction to Bob's update (I'm going to get my drink on today, fuck everybody) just slays me!

One of your best and most simple videos. :D

[BowlerHat]

I'm so glad you think that.  Thanks, Tetsiou. - Max

[BowlerHat]

Whoa, is that GazibBegins? I gotta go see what you've been up to... - Max

[Powerpuffage]

HARDCORE IN ALL CAPS!

[Ewing5150]

lol at 2:00 i do that all the time. haha

[cat2two]

Okay, I meant "haven't" and "caught." Laughing too hard to spell, okay?! And yes, clear phlegm is better than brown or green phlegm....

[BowlerHat]

Ha! Thanks for the clarity. - Max

[cat2two]

I'm moving, so ahven't been here or on FB very often; glad I cuaght this one! This was hilarious (but I will be very careful with my FB status updates from now on, since II now iknow WHO'S watchng!), as usual.

[MusicJunkie405]

"GAG ME WITH A SPOON"

Haha!

[melvinwhitewest]

yo max. my laptop has been broken for 3 months. i came home from uni today. the first thing I checked was my subscription to you. fucking wonderful video! I laughed just plenty.

[BowlerHat]

I'm so glad. Welcome back. - Max

[Danyo2k6]

"Fuck Is She On"

[HornyToaster]

Mr Koch........Associated with various insights, has without a doubt, a vast knowledge of the entertainment world. "He just knows whats funny" Larry Kyles of USA Yesterday proclaims "Bowler Hat Productions really believes in making people trully happy, excuse me" Megan Alsip of Entertainment Yearly, pronounces, just before leaving to change her tampon.

"Words are no merit for Max, I mean have you seen his Ozzy Impersonation? Its just.....Wow...So sub-par, its amazing"

Thank Max, Horny Toaster.

[BowlerHat]

Horny Toaster, you rock HARD. - Max

[aoxomoxoa88]

I tried Face book and hated it. A happy, clappy, pointless exercise, in inanity squared.

[Smoogle]

lol These are better then Jimmy Fallon facebook updates. I definitely agree with some previous comments more of these would be awesome.

[HalooftheMuse]

Well, Max, at least we now all know what caused Wyatt to Burp... Funny as usual, and very glad you did not catch me at anything!!!  5*****

[BowlerHat]

Halo! You on Facebook. Can you imagine? - Max

[HalooftheMuse]

Facebook? With this face... now, Max, that's really funny!!!

[agentpf1101]

LOL

[gionnan1495]

HAHA nice glad none of my friends are like that

[BowlerHat]

Lucky you! - Max

[gionnan1495]

lol not really when they're with you in person they're the weirdest people you could ever meet!

you should say in your next vid gionnan1495 you're annoying as fuck!! DO IT PLEASE i would laugh when i watch it

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

hilarious!!!

[BowlerHat]

Yes! - Max

[k3mpik]

More of these please.

[usernameofnobody]

Username of nobody thinks this video is hillarious.

[JohnRambo]

"Yep, those are the lyrics." Hahaha. Brilliant. Just brilliant. I've been waiting for someone to take a poke at the ridiculous headlnes people share, and you sir, have my my day complete. Absolutely hilarious, and its truly phenominal that you did that all in one shot without any cuts. 5/5

[pang5]

I know. That one in particular made me snort water through my nose.

Superbly done, Bowler and Murkett lead me to ya. :)

[BowlerHat]

Thank you so much, JohnRambo! - Max

[cozmo8625]

"the fuck is she on" lmao

[Drebin31]

lmao you have to do more of these, Max

[BowlerHat]

There's others on the Facebook fan page.  See info box. - Max

[MqRkuS9]

going to get my drink on today, fuck everybody

now that was funny ha

[mccullski]

so funny and true btw! (smiley face)

[BowlerHat]

:) - Max

[mccullski]

facebook is full of cunts

[ForRent88]

ForRent88 likes this

[myusernamesaregay]

"what the fuck is she on?......jesus"

hahahaha treaclebeard i was thinking the same thing during that laugh

hilarious

[tylerdurden4495]

You just reminded me why I refuse to participate in that facebook and twitter CRAP.

Thanks Max!

[BowlerHat]

You're welcome! You're not missing a thing... - Max

[sauronwibble]

So apt, Facebook? Faceanus more like... I'm seriously enjoying the koch...

[BowlerHat]

And I enjoy you. - Max

[Rintakoski]

"My life is perfect. Things could be better." Makes sense. :P

This is really funny, I think anyone with Facebook can relate. :)

[BowlerHat]

Glad you think so. - Max

[treaclebeard]

real joker laugh at 2:57

[doubledown1138]

That was great! I'm off to the pub.......

[TheGrimsdale]

That was hilarious. Thank you!

[weepingprophet]

Jeremiah likes this.

[Mr96tears]

Mr96Tears likes this. Totally can relate to this. Some friends give out too much info. I don't care to hear how Ziggy and Bertha both were up all night vomiting in their beds and mommy had to keep cleaning it up.

I feel a little insecure about my status updates now. I'm going to log onto Facebook right now and let everyone know.

[larsen10000]

This is hilarious

[hoogpah]

That was class.

[grame141]

ahhhh the good owl pubs

[somegreybloke]

Oh my God, this is fucking brilliant!

I may steal the idea.

And - * spoiler coming up if you're dumb enough to be reading the comments before watching the vid* - I haven't heard "gag me with a spoon" for years. Do people still say that?

[JamesLifeAndTimes]

This is what happens when a Man gets Older, Max is starting to lose what mind he has left ever all those drugs.

Let Us Pray For Max!

Where's my VIDEO RESPONSE YOU SICKIE!

ONLY KIDDING!

But Jeez, it will only take you a few minutes to do it.

F#CK IT, i'M GETTING MY DRINK ON, AND I'M GOING AFTER MAX'S ASS!

WATCH OUT MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[POPARTPRODUCTlONS]

Wow, Thank God I don't have that facebook, that was way more info than needed to be known! If i wanted to hear all that stuff I could just go to the Old folks home down the street! Kudos Max! You nailed the total importance of that there face book stuff! Later, Pops out, BARF!!!!! literally.....

[BowlerHat]

Pops! How are ya, dude? - Max

[Kagmeister98]

Wow, looks like your Facebook morning is just as bad as getting on TWATter for 30 seconds!

[BowlerHat]

Ha! I avoid that Twatter like the plague. - Max

[sakahowdah]

All in all it's just a-nuth-ah brick in the wall.

[BowlerHat]

Yes, that's the correct way! - Max

[dsclubhouse1]

haha

this was awesome

great job

[BowlerHat]

Many thanks. - Max

[Leadmetal300]

nice vid Max.Sou hau was your day with Brock Baker?

[BowlerHat]

A little surreal. I hope he's gotten it more together by now. It can be scary out here. Hopefully, we'll be making a video together soon. - Max

[audionautix]

This was refreshing. It's nice to not be other people.

[BowlerHat]

Again, you kill me. - Max

[DonZadjali]

hahaha wtf!

some guys really post weird stuff!

[BowlerHat]

They do! - Max

[bigfootstolemypuppy]

I just pissed my self. That was amazing.

[BowlerHat]

Awesome. - Max

[Tetsiou]

Excellent once again lol. "Wyatt Burp got screwed in the butt hardcore last night.."

:D

[BowlerHat]

Ha! Thank you. - Max

[mx16m]

HAHA some of these are just like stuff people really post. great vid

[BowlerHat]

Thank you! - MAx

[Camoron339]

ohhh man, this vid was an unsuspected laugh riot. I was going off every other second, Max is king!

[BowlerHat]

I'm so glad you dug it! - Max

[rstudiosfilms]

Someone should make a Tony Soprano facebook page and re-write the entire show through status updates.

"Had a panic attack"

"I like the ducks."

etc.

[julzeyeoftheenemy]

Nice vid once again Max.

You should add me on Facebook, although I never use the thing...perhaps that's a bonus?

[azza160290]

max except me on facebook haha, i promise i'm not a weirdo...honest...i spend a lot of time in pubs in england, i'd just blend in with your other friends from europe,

your pal from across the pond

Aaron

[BowlerHat]

You rock, Aaron. - Max

[dunskie]

Any of these kids have fathers?

Probably not.

What a wonderful...world.

[gazmetal]

Some people put EVERYTHING in their Facebook statusi.

"I'm going for my dinner."

"Mmmm those beans were lovely."

"Ooooh those beans have given me some bad gas."

"Uh oh, that last fart had a lump in it."

"Just wiped my bum."

[BowlerHat]

DYING! - Max

[gazmetal]

Don't forget to update your status before you do.

[canadiandude420]

You should have done this as Tony Soprano reading his facebook updates. Good vid nonetheless.

[BowlerHat]

Ha!  Oh, well. Next time. - Max

[xMapeXx]

LOL this is hilarious, keep it up, ur awesome

[BowlerHat]

Thank you! - Max

[Rob0419]

lol, i love this

[BowlerHat]

I am glad. - Max