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  • Pretty cool actually. I'm still a table tho.

  • Exilian your work is incredible! Please keep it up, especially with the remix!

  • this wouldv been an amazing song if lou reed didnt sing in it

  • @wer13245 You, sir, are an idiot. This song sucks. Try Megadeth

  • @BjJonesification ur the fuking idiot megadeth sucks ass even dave said it dumass motherfucker dave wishes he was in metallica still dumbass

  • @wer13245 Metallica is just a bunch of sell outs. Lars is a huge idiot and not a very good drummer. And they completely fucked over Dave. I bet your other favourite bands include Nickleback, Seether, and Creed.

  • @BjJonesification But the fact is, you dislike Metallica. Some of us do not. You shouldn't even be on this video in all fairness, but of course, you had to be there to bring another person down. Even though I do realise that I am, in effect, bringing you back to this video to reply to my comment.

  • @Venom957 Well thank you

  • @BjJonesification

    RISK... that is all

  • @DrGexlin Risk was not good. But neither was Load, Reload, St. Anger, Black Album, ...And Justice For All, Master of Puppets, and Lulu.

  • @BjJonesification ur fucking kidding and justice for all master of puppets the black album wow u just dont like metal at all do u u lil fairy i liked all of ther albums because they kicked ass. iv came to the conclusion u r either mentally retarded or gay

  • @wer13245 I hate to break it to you but Metallica is not the heaviest metal in the world. After Ride the Lightning, all they're music turned into pop metal. And it can barely be called metal at all. Also, Lars is not a good drummer. Search videos of him screwing up. There are far too many. And I'm not saying people don't like Metallica. People do like them. That's because they turned into a pop metal band.

  • @BjJonesification Why do Megadeth fans never shut the fuck up?

  • @BjJonesification What the fuck man? Lol, at first I was like: "Ok this dude gonna drive me mad with all these shit he talks", but then I understood you just have no clue about Metallica's music...take my advice you "hardcore" metal fan, don't judge without knowing shit!

  • @N0madWanderer I know of Metallica's music. I did listen to it at one point, as every one probably did. Then I progressed to heavier stuff like black and death metal. Try it out sometime. You probably won't really like it if you really like Metallica but that's ok. Every one has different tastes in music. All I'm saying is that you Metallica fans need to stop thinking it's the most brutal music out there.

  • @BjJonesification Look, seriously, I like the fact that you have such a good taste in music. I don't need to progress to heavier stuff, because I already did. In fact Black metal (and especially Depressed Black Metal) is one of my fav gernes. I don't like Death btw... I listen to many gernes, even hip-hop and rap staff, but 'Tallica is my favourite band, that is all.

  • @N0madWanderer So as you can see I am fully aware that metallica is not the most heavy music in the world, only an idiot would believe that.

  • @BjJonesification 1 fuck u lars is an amazing drummer 2 dave was a dick 3 those bands are gay especially nickelback 4 if people didnt like metallica tehnr albums still wouldnt be going platinum or people wouldnt go to ther concerts. dave cried over wishing he was still in metallica so u can shut the fuck up

  • @BjJonesification ur mentaly retarded now i kno tht pop metal seriously wow ur fucked up dude u need some help. lars will kicks major ass on drums ur singer cnt sing metallicas sing is amazing and metallicas stuff is way harder to play on guitar and sounds better than megadeth, hangar 18 was an exact copy of metallicas call of ktulu thts right dave fucking stole it dave tried so hard over the years to beat metallica but he couldnt do it so megadeth fans need to go fuk thesleves

  • @wer13245 First of all, it is pop metal. It is the most popular metal band in the world and therefor it is pop metal. Second, Lars could only be considered a good drummer due to years of experience. James was better than him when Metallica started. Third, Megadeth is much more difficult. Compare Poison was the Cure to anything on Black album. Last, Dave wrote half of Kill 'em All and some of Ride the Lightning and got little credit for it at all. And you're calling him an asshole.

  • @BjJonesification no dave wrote some of kill'em all and none of ride the lightning dave stole shit from metallica ok hangar 18 and call of ktulu and dude u hav no idea what ur fucking talking about anything metallica is harder than anything megadeth so shut the fuck up b4 i hav to prove it

  • @BjJonesification they need to shut the fuck up b4 we pull out any of metallicas albums and emabares them

  • I just wish they made a version where James Hetfield does all of the vocals and not Lou Reed.

  • my version is better ;)

  • Used to be a Table, Took an Arrow in the Knee

  • @derryMKII me too until i took an axe to the leg

  • now its actually listinable, i hope they play it like this on tour

  • Go to my channel; there you will find a better version without Lou Reed

  • Lou reed sucks

  • No right to take Lou Reed out of this. You are not showing any respect to Metallica, either. They made this record together so take it for what it is or piss off.

    And, of course, this album is underrated. It is challenging and uncompromising. And for those willing to actually listen to it, it's also satisfying.

  • @proman84 i agree with the second paragraph. as for the first, if he doesnt like lou reeds part, which many dont, whats wrong with eliminating them?

  • I took this song to heart. On Halloween I was the Honorary Table.

  • It's a start...I hiss at you Lou Reed.

  • This is a better version without Grandpa Simpson rambling in the background.

  • The new album of the megadeath that the worst motivation is not felt is of better workmanship

  • were they reading a story or something..cant say thats singing

  • watch this video watch?v=kCpHXvzDXSU its james talking about lulu he said its not there new ablum just spread it around

  • metallica is better without lou reed....

  • This was a sick song woth Lou in it.

  • I put "Like" for exilian's save-the-song efforts. Thanks a lot. The song is still not great...

  • James, don't listen these other small minded fools. If you want to be the table you feel free to be the table buddy. Like that dude said in Oliver Twist, consider yourself part of the furniture.

  • Better, at least its listenable now

  • fucking generic riffs, sounds like shit

  • thats better

  • isnt he saying i am the tablet not table? lol idk

  • @hapibth0pel3ss He does say tablet quite a few times. He goes on and on about being a table later on though.

  • still suck

  • stop with the cymbals!!!!!

  • I thought all of the vocals were done by Hetfield.

  • this version should be named "I am the table"

  • Iam the Table, im the view, iam the table, I'm all this, im the root, the progress, the agressor, iam the table, iam the Ten tories, iam the table, iam, iam, iam, iam, IAM

    best part

  • i like this song.

  • Alright, I've listend to almost every metallica album all the way through (Only one's i have yet to FULLY listen to are Kill 'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets,

    Reload, And Garage Inc.) It took me awhile but i really like Load and St. Anger now. i can see a few reasons people would hate St Anger (No Solo's, Snare drum sounds like a trash can lid, some of the hooks were a little odd) but i think LULU will be Metallicas new Most hated album.

  • Too bad they didn't record Lou on a separate track so he could be deleted.

  • NOW THAT IS A SELL OUT. Next to death magnetic. St anger at least was pretty original and fresh, death magnetic at least was a good sellout !

  • @smoku46 Wait, how was Death Magnetic selling out? It was a return to their old style. HERP DERP

  • @smoku46 I can't say I agree with that. Death Magnetic was intelligent and well-written, plus it sounded great. St. Anger was sloppy, written lazy (no solos?!?), and sounded like shit. The drums were particularly horrible. When a band makes an album that sounds like the music that made them famous in the first place, that's not selling out. When they change their sound in order to sell more albums, that is selling out. Metallica has done that a few times, but not with Death Magnetic.

  • @Warghost1000 st anger was heavily influenced by stoner rock/metal so I don't see any truth to what you are saying because most of the stoner songs are without solos and with crunchy as you call it "sounds like crap" sound which is pretty much a stoner trademark

  • Just by taking away Lou doesnt make this a good song.

  • Fuck the lightning. Ride the TABLE!

  • I still love Metallica..

  • its has improved dramatically... and you can actually call it thrash now... but unfortunately the lyrics are still the same... its still "I am...... the table??"

  • Hey If you don't like Lou Reed just don't listen to this album! Wait for the next Metallica CD. Or just listen to your faves from the past. They are ARTISTS just like Lou Reed. If you don't like it don't buy it! But don't bitch about it!

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  • I thought Pitbull was the biggest joke to the music industry. He then rhymed Kodak with Kodak. It was confirmed he's a fuckwit for that. Now metallica brings out "I am the table."

    I therefore came to the conclusion why this albums so shit. Metallica thought they would be modern and new, and after consulting with Pitbull, they tried out new lyrics recommended from him.

    Next album will be Metallica and Pitbull in "Take a picture of a Kodak through a Table"

  • i dont care what anybody says LULU was good the guitar was amazing the Metallica parts were amazing

  • I am going to Download Festival with a banner "I Am The Table"

  • @IIBlackened That would be FUCKING AWESOME!!

  • I don't think James will ever live down the lyric 'I am the table'.

  • much better but still not great

  • this is ok.

  • It's too bad James is Lou's table now :/

  • q desepcion

  • Even without Lou, Hetfield is still a table.

  • UNA MIERDA

  • Ach du scheiße ich glaub ich muss mir erstmal Master of Puppets reinziehen um diese scheiße da zu vergessen.

  • It seems that James Hetfield acutally is a table.

  • Keine Verkaufszahlen? Es ist zu ungewöhnlich. I mag dieses spoken words!

  • YEAAAH!!!! >:D

  • Table'em all...

  • I AM THE TABLE

  • I love Metallica but I wont like this cause of that, this is not good. Not good at all. 

  • Lol, it still sucks XD

  • This is actually much better with no Lou Reed.

  • wow... i actually like the song now hahaha

  • people should respect that metallica have made another album thay ar a great band and always will be, i do admit this is not one of there best songs but thay have made some other epic ones to. hopefully metallica will bring out an album without a knob like lou reed in it!

  • these guys used to set the bar now their holding it ..........sad

  • @abdotube1000 not just a table, THE table.

  • looks like angela merkel

  • @Silverblood88 xD Right :D Thought I'm the only one who thinks that xD

  • its still repetitive and sucky. there is no way to fix it.

  • @PhilipVideos21 With or without Lou Reed Metallica have failed yet again,

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  • I dislike the whole album, except the groan at 2:13!

  • James is a Table?

  • Agreed, edit Lou Reed out of the whole album, and I'll at least have good background music to running on a treadmill while I watch gay porn.

  • kurwa...

    

  • I AM THE MOTHERF*CKING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

  • i am waiting for instrumental version of this album

  • R.I.P Metallica 1981-2011

    they leave behind Thash

  • @verome12345 no, it just a collaboration album...just imagine this song without lou reed...

  • @oldinfant23  not a bad idea!

  • but Lou Reed's vocals remains! fuck that fucking i am a table!

  • I don't get it, James is the root, the progress, the agressor, the table and the tablet?

  • YOU SUCK! LOU RULES ASSHOLE! 

  • lulu? more like lul.

  • Boy oh boy, what a creative riff. *snicker* Metallica has had such creative and interesting riffs since the mid 90's.

  • Removing Reed out of the track only shows how shitty Metallica's input in this is. The music sounds like some St.Anger riffage that didn't make it to the album.

  • PLEASE edit lou reed out of the WHOLE album :)

  • I don't get why people are still talking shit about james saying 'i am the table' IT'S FOUR FUCKING WORDS, GET OVER IT!!!' lou reed has always had shitty ass lyrics, he's the one who wrote the fuckin table thing! who gives a fuck!

  • @acid9466 They're not making fun of James, calm down. They're just making fun of how funny it was when he said it.

  • I wish Metallica never made this album. I am a huge fan and I have lost so much respect for Metallica. I hate Lou Reed for destroying them

  • mejor, pero sigue siendo una mierda

  • Reed, go kill Bieber's fans, not Metallica's.

  • This album AINT MY BITCH. I'll wait UNTIL IT SLEEPS. METALLICA tends to be KING NOTHING.SAD BUT TRUE. Im afraid that this MEMORY REMAINS. SEEK all the copies of LULU and DESTROY or KILL EM' ALL Even my MAMA SAID that its crap. LULU will always be the THORN WITHIN their albums. Another ONE album that disappointed me. I heard LULU and have nights ALL NIGHTMARE LONG. I expect a great tallica album but this is THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES. If only this album will DISAPPEAR. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS._

  • @crushchemist you're so wrong, and closer to new horizons in the music, that's so SAD BUT TRUE u_u

  • @crushchemist Hahaha! Good shit man!

  • WHOA, WHAT A FANTASTIC NON-REPETITIVE INSTRUMENTAL PART. I mean, uhh, table.

  • awesome, without this grandpa its really good MetallicA - Stuff!!!!

  • not even god- i mean cliff can fix this song...

  • complainers seem to think, that everybody else(except for them) sucks. They whine about everything!

  • I'm not following the Table and chair thing. Some one fill me in please?

  • @rockbandfan98 Because in this song, James shouts "I AM THE TABLE!" Go to 1:47 and you can hear it. It's funny tbh. But so embarrasing :/

  • @SoundOfSorrowSOS Thank you. Haha. Dang.. The whole new album is embarrassing

  • Some dirty riffs should just keep it as an instrumental.

  • Yeah, still doesn't sound like Metallica. This is definitley Metallica's Risk album.

  • @mrfailsalot Its not even a metallica alum

  • loking at comments I can see why the world is going like it is...go eat plastic.

  • it still sucks horrbily good thing megadeth didn't become gay like metallica did.

  • Lou Reed??? NOPE. just Chuck Testa

  • Certainly better, but still crap.

    I AM THE WALRUS

  • can anyone cut out james voice and make a remix of this song? or put this on another intrumental? this original sucks man, my ears are still bleeding when i hear this crap. but nice job to cut out lou reed! nobody want to hear him! :D

  • (Insert comment about tables here)*

  • fuck lulu!!

  • I will burn all my tables

  • Rock, Paper, Scissors.... TABLE!

  • Yup. Still sucks.

  • Ride The Table, Master of Tables, ...And Tables for all, The Table Album, Table, ReTable, St. Table, Death Table :/

  • @Alan28Tapia you missed out table'em all and S&T

  • @Alan28Tapia

    You miss Kill all the tables

  • @escapeartist9003 Table up Your Ass!

  • @Alan28Tapia You forgot "Table Em All".

  • @Alan28Tapia Forgot Table 'Em All

  • @Alan28Tapia Table 'em all?

  • ... And Tables For All

  • I AM THE TABLE!

  • NOPE, STILL TERRIBLE

  • Pero que es esta mierda ?

  • Where are those briljant riffs those up-tempo rhythms:(

  • Hmm 'cunt shit' you say, interesting observation on the progression of modern rock.

  • Table'em all ride the table master of tables ...and tables for all the black table table retable table.inc st. table table magnetic tabletable
  • @IHateThumbsUpGuys You, my good friend, have just supplied my lulz for the day. I thank you.

  • WTF?

    

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  • Its like modern day Load.

  • Sounds better with Lou.

  • it would be sad if Lulu were their last album, because "i am the table" will be how they'll be remembered.. I say as a Metallica big fan, but, seriously, wtf were this album?

  • @luishenriqueba they're making an album for next year I'm pretty sure

  • @inproductiveninja I hope so, bro, but it has to be like the old ones, or even Death Magnetic of 2009, not something like this album, with an old man spluttering no-sense things while the band plays gracefully, but with nothing of the old school thrash metal. @_@ just my opinion

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  • FUCK YOU JAMES HETFIELD

  • still sounds like garbage

  • Metallica riffs suck.