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  • ''I sure did, I sure fuckin' did miss girl'' LOL

  • You could've been less serious about the music video :P

    It was supposed to be funny...

  • Love you boo, and I agree there was no correlation between the video and the song. However the reason the acting was so bad, was because the video paid homage the "women's prison films" of the 60s & 70s. I used to watch them as a little girl and they were vulgar, trite and low-budget. Some of them are meant to be thrillers, but they are actually funny, by today's standards. Wiki has more info: Women_in_prison_film

  • umm....do i smell jealousy?? its always the late girls

    

  • @SGMIncorporated Ain't nobody late other than you sweetheart.

  • It's funny cuz GaGa said that she hates the video too when she looks back to it and that it's the worst video she's ever directed ;)

  • You could do stand up, easily! Seeing that comedians actually have to come up with material (that they may end up recycling or changing), but all you have to do is just "clock the tea" (as you say). You'd be a smash and I'd definitely buy front-row tickets.

  • Lol ur right about the video n mcdonalds french fries

  • I love tht intro song...wats the name?

  • Please do not knock that you don't understand, research the video and the meaning before you rant. I still love you but I do not like video at all

  • @RockStarNYC obviously he did dumbass, thats WHY he's ranting

  • @geewhiz747 listen bitch the only dumbass is you and all that like this video, case closed NEXT!!!!!

  • @RockStarNYC Cut the crusty attitude and bitch be gone! What is it with you Gaga bots anyway?Yall aint no better than those damn religious retards who are forever looking for attention in gay forums by preaching their bigotry and hate for gays.Get lost!

  • omg you are friggin funny!!!!!!

  • Lol He Is Hilarious! ~MUAH~

  • "Oh my God that was genius that's true! You can't make a burger without killing a cow!" [InsertDumbAssRevelationFaceHe­re] Lmao

  • @AintGoin hahahahaha!!! LMAO!

  • The part about "clearly she ain't got no dick" was hilarious.

  • That was the most hilarious ending ever!!

  • "We will rock you sock you pick you up and drop you, flush you down the toilet, hope you enjoyed it."

    I loved singing that as a k

  • 9:17 lol soooo true. a lot of lady gaga's fans are brainwashed. totally annoying...

  • That bitch's career is done, all she does is plagiarize.

  • Tht burp lol

  • y is gaga even hot?

  • @Tld007 she isn't.

  • I think Lady Gaga stole his idea. When he mentions that Lady Gaga needs to do a live birth to top herself, she did the whole "Born This Way" thing which was very much up that alley IMO. Good job Qaadir!

  • Lmfao @ the hat flip around 12:25

  • Lady Gaga needs to see this video with her confused attention-starved ass.

  • i remember the words LOL we will, we will, rock you, sock you, pick you up and drop you ,eat you, beat you, thats how we treat you :)

  • 8:37 - 9:00 just killed me LOL

  • "AND THAT'S MY FAV SO I AINT NO SHAME OF SELENA CUZ SELENA IS IT MS.GIRL" LOL SOOO AGREE!

  • I love this!!

  • @4Blindian4 sorry, but he made me laugh ! ;)

  • #CellphonePagerBeeper

  • I agree about her going to the jail....Yes she is a woman so that statement in the background  was HIGHLY uneeded....And plus..they would have givin the bitch a STRIP SEARCH and if they found a dick.....her ass would be gone!! She obviously didn't do research on Jail while in the thought proccess of the video....

  • I love gay people when they're angry, they say what I can't because I'd get slapped...

    <- straight guy

  • @withered962

    Lmao awww 

  • @mamitachocolate It's so true

  • EXACTLLYYYYYYY

  • She really does too much and I heard she lies too. She did a couple interviews where they asked her about what high school was like for her and she said she was an outcast and picked on (trying to explain why she's a weirdo now or something) and some people who went to school with her spoke up and let everyone know that she lied and she was actually really popular in school. She lies about dumb shit to seem more interesting and deep.

  • hat flip lmfbo

  • AMEN.

  • You the best!!! She sucks!!!

  • I agree with you 100%

  • "what the acting?? girl pleasee..." hahaha

  • LMAO

  • @Timaya whats your twitter?

  • When I saw the title of this video I thought...Oh...Jealous maybe, but after all you said it did make sense. I haven't seen the video myself but the bad romance reference was spot on. For once you're not rambling without a reason....X

  • Hahaha!! ROFL

  • Gwen Stephani did an amazing prison music video, It's my life. lol

  • I am a Gaga freak but I agree with you a 100% The video didn't make sense at ALL.

  • You Tube sucks now it has ads before the actual video you click to watch. And by the way, the only reason the Dubai tourist board is advertising is because the country is on the way to bankrupt so now they want more of our £ / $ to build skyscrapers they can't sell.

  • You know what they saaay. *burp* lol

  • EH-EH-EH-EH-EHHHHHHHHHHHHNT

  • I agree DEATH TO GAGA :)

  • Lmao clock that damn T. xD

  • all of her songs about some fucking guy... which would be fine, but it's not even deep, the lyrics suck, they aren't innovative at all, and then she just goes and makes some video that makes no sense to the song just to dress up and look more like the greatest musician ever and feed her ego

  • i never laughed so hard in my fckin lifeee!!!!! like yo lady gaga is so irkin now a days ! itz like wtf? but yu deff hit everything on the nose. "you've been a bad, bad girllllll" *tonuge out* *-____-* "no youre a bad, bad actress" !!! aaaaahhhhaha

  • This video was the best! She is so vulgar I wouldn't be surprised if she had a live abortion on stage and called it "art"!!! Even better, she will have a live abortion onstage and say it's for women's right and everyone will love it!!! (nothing to do with my opinion on that issue I'm just making a point about how far this so called Picasso goes)

  • Miss gurl.... LOL

  • Where have you been all my life? marry me : ) seriously!!! lol

  • What pisses me off about Gag, is that she likes to act like she's the only one who's ever done what she does. Like c'mon, I am not impressed w/ you grabbing your crotch, kissing females, and wearing crazy outfits. It's.been.DONE.

  • Let me just say I really like Gaga but you kept it real!

  • You need to talk about her new videos " Born This Way" AND "Judas" because now that you mention it...her videos are really random & off the wall & seem to make no sense...either that or im just really confused but it does seem like she is doing crazy stuff just to stand out & seem more unique.

  • Thanks for shedding the light!

  • ur videos stink on ice and lady gaga is over the top cause that is how she express herself and if u gotta problem about it than keep it to ur damn self.....and u the one that one that want some damn attention makin over 200 fukin videos so u have no damn room to fukin tlk and u the one just mad cause yo ass cant sing soundin like grorge bush at a fukin kkk rally

  • @thomaswo1988 Typical obsessed fanboy/girl Everyone has the right to voice their opinion when, where , and how they want to. FREE COUNTRY! And I love Gaga, but she really is just tired. Nothing original, and a copy cat. Admit it

  • @face2facechick ok i never said that he cant voice his opinion all i said was that he could have done it in a more classy way

  • @thomaswo1988 Eww, Quaddir doesn't speak stupid. Go troll somewhere else. Furthermore, he wasn't criticizing Gaga for trying to garner attention, he thinks she is doing it the WRONG WAY.

  • "dial tone in in in in innnnn" "show nuff records,flatline" lmmfao!

  • Nothing is great about the video...if you look closely you can see tons of masonic symbolism...when she is wearing the caution ribbon the word "sex" is hidden on there...look closely...Pyramids everywhere...The "A-OK" gesture in all of lady gaga's video refers to "666" her and beyonce flashs the "666" hand gesture in the video...and you can't ignore the "one eye" references aka the "the all seeing eye"...Beyone "honey bee" what did gaga use to "take out the diner? honey..the music is POISON

  • i was thinking the same exact thing... god i love you...

  • god i love you....

  • It goes "rock you, sock you, pick you up and drop you!" :P

  • god you're irritating

  • @Stephastated

    But you sure did watch this video huh?

  • i liked Gaga during her "The Fame" era...but now she's just...changed..she's taking the fame monster too seriously that she became a real monster...

  • Words can not explain how freaking hard I laughed when I saw this video!!!!! Where's the freaking LOVE button when you need it?!!!!!

  • I like lady gaga's songs, but she's terrible. She's always trying to call everybody's attention

  • Kudos for making this 18 minutes long! Love it<3

  • i dont like Lady Gaga for all possible reasons, especially for her way to stand out of the crowd (lame ways!), like wearing raw meat dress or something freakish like that. it not only is disgusting, but disrespectful (animals, vegans, u name it). and the point in it all ..what IS the point?? attention? well..Gaga (who came up with such a stupid sounding name anyway?) apparently has Attention deficit disorder, coz that is not human to act like that..wear all those uncomfortable shoes and wut not!

  • Selena shout out!

  • @caliman404 I agree, too bad this has too many negative votes from other worthless faggots.

  • I see lady gaga took your advice and did a live birth on born this way lol

  • @Dameesha OMG! LOL You are so right!! You deserve like 200 thumbs up for noticing that!

  • @Dameesha wow! lmao she sure did with that birth! #icant

  • i use to like your videos until you made this video

  • @pinkjinks he's only speaking truth...if u can't handle it gtfo

  • @entertainmentguru77 Thats not truth hunni he just puttin out his opinion n all im sayin is i dissagree

  • @pinkjinks its his opinion. not everybody is going to like gaga. he just stating tht hes not surpirsed. if your a true fan your not gona like every single thing she puts out. as fan your suppose to tell ur artist the truth. just sayin

  • @manhatten345 Ok i know what he is stating.....i get the video im not stupid...and it doesnt matter if im a true fan or not there is no rule book explaining what a fan of a singer/group/actress/actor...w­hatever is SUPPOSE to do and not do "JUST SAYIN"...and the TRUTH is my "opinion" is that he is just putting gaga down for less than what she is....the telephone vid isnt the only one she made if he dont like it oh well i dont have a prob wit that all im sayin is that now he is jus bein vulgar...

  • I would be interested to know your opinion on her "born this way" video....she's not even hiding it any more, she's just outright copying Madonna!

  • @daftwithoneshoe i don't think directing copying is too accurate

  • "Live birth on television", well Lady Gaga's already done something similar to that in her Born This Way video.....

  • love it!....

  • AHAHAHAHA =D

  • fuck lady caca shell fade just like everyone else

  • Amen sista!

  • "ummm...No. you've been a bad bad actress" XD omg i love that part

  • Omg, I adore you. Love how you burped (8:40) in the midst of an intense (yet hilarious) rant and then smoothly transitioned into song at the end! I like Lady GaGa, but I completely agree with everything you said.

  • lol i totally agree!!

  • I agree with the majority of the points on this vid.

  • He killed me with the cell phone, pager, beeper, sidekick etc. LMAO toooooo funny!

  • well i got the killing everyone in the diner because that's a tactic some killers use to mask who the true target is, thereby throwing the cops off of their scent by making it look like a mass killing to which most of the ppl involved tht person had no motive to kill. they've done that in some episodes of tv shows and a few movies. tht was the one part of the video tht made sense

    -- chouxchoux

  • HaHa I remember that in elementary school too it goes "We will rock you, sock you, pick you up then drop you" :0)

  • "The Fame" (Not Fame Monster) era is the lady gaga I like.

  • Personally, I find his voice way too irritating to care.

  • @punkrockerawr Ok then GIRL BYE!..... still here, GO!

  • WOW he has a voice that won't quit!!! But I agree Gaga isn't original I wish we could go back to a time when the only thing that was amazing was the talent. They are not original and all the distractions of costumes and provocative videos will only work for so long until they become boring.

  • I think I know what you're talking about, might be wrong though :)

    We will, we will rock you, sock you

    Pick you up and drop you

    Flush you down the toilet

  • LOL IT'S NOT JUST YOU LOL LADY GAGA IS TOO MUCH OR NO REASON

  • YESSS!!! YOU CLOCKED IT!!!!

  • u make me smile hun much love from the uk x

  • Thats the way the cookie crumbles, chips ahoy, keebler, oreo, cream filling miss bitch, TWINKIE

  • I agree. IM SIMPLY tired of people comparing her to EVERY GODDAMN artist, whats the point? She's like Aaron Carter, a teenage pop- artist one day, the next one, * puff -DISAPPEARED.

  • LMFAO !!! when he burped that was classic !!!!!!! OMFG ! LMAO !

  • YES YES YES to everything in this video!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bitch you are so fucking right

  • pussy wagon LOL!

  • It's not just you. You're right. She does it all for attention but she actually looks pretty...awkward when she does. She has great songs but her videos make no sense and are really vulgar for no reason.

  • MAGIC CARPET RIDE GIRL LMAOO omg im dying right now

  • lol it's " we will, we will, rock you sock your pick you up drop you throw you in the toliet and hope you enjoy it... " lol

  • MISS BITCH! lmaoooo

  • LOL i love your accent i swear!!!!

  • from video phone all the way to telephone girl,cellphone,pager,beeper!kl­maoo!blackberry,iphone,sidekic­k lol!

  • thats what the shit should of been call dial tone lmaoo!

  • omgg timayaa you crazii ..."is she her pimp,are you her bitch"lmaoo

  • and this is what I call an awesome critic

  • I NEVER KNEW HER BITCH! SHE DIED DURING CHILD BIRTH WITH ME!

  • I LOVE YOU BUT DON'T COME FOR MAMA GAGA!!!

  • @GJSCouture What happened to your real mama that gave you birth? Get the fcuk out of here!

  • You should watch some interviews or something about her videos. It will explain alot.

  • I love this video and gaga. I don't like some things you said but I love how you expressebyour thoughts lol. Lady gaga is awesome. Her videos are complicated but at the same time easy to figure out. The song is about gettinbaway from work and stress aka getting out of jail, and killing brioches boyfriend. An people still talk about her having a dick so she put that in there

  • @Dotson03

    Actually, she said the song is about fear of commitment and the video is about American consumerism. She takes songs and puts random videos that don't relate, with the exception of Born This Way, which made sense, but was still a rip-off of everyone and everything, with her references to the "hipster unicorns", and Madonna's tear, and Michael Jacksons gloves and on and on and on.

  • @MissArielMarie She has many meanings to Telephone. Her Videos Do Relate. You just have to look into it. Do you always understand abstract art?

    How was it a rip off? It sounded similar to Madonna but Madonna wasn't mad about it. I dont see why others are.

    She likes unicorns. She payed homage to to Michael. IS Madonna The Only one allowed to tear up in a video? Is Madonna The Only one allowed to cry in a video?

  • @Dotson03

    No. They don't.

    I was talking about the video for Born This Way you peon, not the song, but if you want to get into how it sounds the same as Madonna's song, sure. It does sound the same. I love your ignorance. You act like whether or not Madonna is "angry" negates the fact that she copies from others. She’s also a big Roisin Murphy rip-off as well.

  • @Dotson03

    Those are weak excuses. There’s a reason I said on and on and on and on. That implies more, but also implies that I don’t want to have to go into such a long list. It’s also synonymous with “etc.”. In case you didn’t catch that.

  • I can NOT stop laughing right now. Love you. Just subbed!!!

  • lmao Timaya you are a fucking legend,

  • DIAL TONE!!! LMFAO!!

  • @kleon1613 me too lmfao!!!!

  • omg! I fucking love you! I thought I was the only one. it's not that I didn't try to like her but damn I can't get and appreciate what she does. it doesn't make fucking sense! omg I love you preach girl!!!

  • btw, if Miley Cyrus did any of Lady Gaga's videos, people would be seriously hatin' on it. But if Lady Gaga did any of Miley's videos, people would drop what they're doing and call it "genius" or "art". smh. Have you noticed the opposite reactions they get? What makes Miley's videos so much worse than Gaga's? They're both pop whores and they both TRY to appeal to older audiences. If it's age, there are teens younger than Miley doin' that shit. It just so happens that Miley is famous.

  • Totallly agree!

  • If you knw Lady Gaga you knw her musik is Illuminati related, of course it didn't make sense if you dn't knw the actual meaning behind it. I'd xplain it, but you can jus google it. I'ma gaga fan & ily too. Jus saying. :]

  • @hottaylorgrl Yeah I know what you're talking about. I never give her any views but I watched the video about a week ago CAUSE I WAS BORED!! And I can't even say how much symbolism there was in that video. Especially when they were dancing in that coffee house.

  • If you understood Lady Gaga you'd knw her music & videos are Illuminati related. The video was completely random IF you didn't knw d meaning behind it. I'd xplain it, but you can jus google it. I'ma gaga fan & I'ma fan of you too. Jus saying. :]

  • I love Beyonce but I agree, she canNot act! let it go girl...

  • she copies madonna lotss. it's quite annoying but people think it's "creative"

  • rock you, sock you, pick you up and drop you? :]]

  • fkn fax machine... no chemistry!! ahaha ;] LOL

  • I finally found someone who COMPLETELY agrees with me!!! THANK YOU <3<3

  • Pause at 00:30 laugh hysterically... 594 people are not homosexuals

  • live birth omg your crazy!!!!!

  • DIAL TONE? Dell gateway girl? you clocked all kINDS of T tonight honey.

  • @Timaya THANK YOU for bringing up MJ! He never had to show off his body to make an impact, even though he should've especially in like the Bad Era hehe x3 But my point is, Madonna on the other hand showed off her body 24/7 and now she's maybe a legend sure, buuut for the most part she's just an old queen... :\ LOL

  • @SparklingLovexoxo agreed about michael but.. Madonna did more than take her clothes off hon :D, but yeah I fully agree with everything else u said and this video! He's saying what I'm thinking! Respect to you Timaya for giving ur opinion opposed to so many ppl licking her ass, I cant believe that so many are falling for it, it seems obvious to me that she just wants attention and that its all a stunt to get cash.. xx

  • @elajiera Well I don't necassarily mean that Madonna just walked around half naked. I know she's been very influential in pop culture with her music, fashion, etc.. but on the other hand, Madonna has always been raunchy and vulgar in music and stage performances to the point where its just too much. It might've worked for her when she was younger, but once she started hitting her 40s, she should've toned it down & got classier. There's a thin line between shock value and just being trashy. :\

  • @SparklingLovexoxo It's okay, but its just her way of fighting sexism & ageism in media & society.. but I can understand that some people aren't into it, I wasn't either cuz I think she could have done it a better way like she did with the album Erotica. It was artsy and erotic (not slutty) in an intelligent way with some of the best lyrics ever written by her. I just hate when people think M's nothing more than a vulgar singer ;) But I respect your pov & thanks for the friendly reply! :)

  • @elajiera You're welcome, and thank you also. :) Actually when you put it that way about her fighting sexism & ageism, I can understand Ms intentions a little better. I'm all for fighting sexism & showing society that women should be able to express themselves without being labled but sometimes it just disappoints me when she goes over the limit. As I said, its one thing to have shock value but it would have more of an impact if she did it in a classier way.. & I like the Erotica album too :)

  • LOL I love how you went all Shakira at the end and made your voice sound just like hers.

    But I completely agree with you on Lady Gaga. I really don't like the hoe. Her music's aight. But her? UGHH!

  • chris tucker?

  • I love how you break out in random song! LOL

  • hey can someone please explain to me how lady gaga is a copy cat? from other artists i mean. i've heard that she copied from other musicians but they dont really prove how she did. thx!

  • @SuperMaria911 Its present in a lot of her videos that she's copied A LOT of Madonna's videos and ideas. Not to mention HALF of her outfits were already worn by people like 20 years ago. If you research it on Google, you'll find a couple articles showing the outfits she's taken.

  • @SparklingLovexoxo thank you!

    btw whatever happened to originality? i really dont like how today artists are sort of copying off each other. That pop beat is just so repetitive. I personally prefer the sound of drums beating instead of this "club" beat.

  • @SuperMaria911 I agree! I mean I like a pop beat every now and again, but Lady GaGa just uses it CONSTANTLY. XD Its pretty much ruined it for me for quite some time. haha xD And I also agree with artists copying off of eachother! They like to use the word 'inspired' when really, they're just stealing. Like Justin Bieber's performance at the AMA's. Complete rip off of MJ's performance at the 1988 Grammy's with the whole Gospel Choir and 'Man in the Mirror'. But again, it was 'inspiration'. Smh.

  • @SparklingLovexoxo lol yeh. im getting tired of the whole "inspired" thing. i mean, why cant todays artists come up with something entirely original? although there's nothing wrong wtih being inspired, it doesnt mean to copy from your idol. and again with lady gaga. she claims to be inspired by john lennon. Lennon actually stood for what he believed in. If Gaga stood for what she believes in she would be saying it in her songs. seriously this is MUSIC. ur beliefs should easily be revealed.

  • @SuperMaria911 I couldn't agree more! Seriously her videos are not anything big, she's not doing anything special IMO and she's just gonna be a one hit wonder. Sure The Fame went Diamond around the world but there have been plenty of artists who made a HUGE accomplishment and then nobody's heard anything else from them afterwards or they faded out pretty much. Lady GaGa is already worn out. She's too predictable.

  • @SuperMaria911 totally agree. I was explaining this under other gaga related videos. She doesn't use music to tell a story. She uses her image; fashion and videos. This is the MUSIC INDUSTRY. Not the fashion industry. Lady Gaga is completely montonous. She actually went through the trouble of creating a persona and an image to match just to be different. And she's become the embodiment of contemporary celebrity and media culture even though she supposedly stands for the "social outcasts".

  • @SuperMaria911 she let's technology, fashion and videos do all the talking for her (and mostly, it's just a poor attempt at shock value); she's repetitive; she constanly puts her fans and the gays in the middle of everything to the point where it becomes a question as to whether she's using them or not; she's quite predictable; and her "philosophies" are fabricated, just like she is. The whole free yourself, and everything else...why is a fraudulent pop star preaching about being real?