Hardest Dial-Up Song Ever (chart+sound) 220 Notes Per Second (480th notes)

[slayer5934]

Its so annoying I laughed at it!

[Zuka99100]

You just got flagged for promoting terrorisim

[fagott821]

you can probably contact alien with these sounds...

[KaylaSmithxx]

It sounds like dying crickets. O_O

[KiraxLacus001]

I remember my dial up sounding like this.

[TigerWolfSpirit]

ypu know its sad they cant make a song thats impossible without spaming one color

[MyMinecraftHowto]

Sounds legit

[nanoco1000]

Sounds like the music I make.

[maxtheboard1]

Lmfao jaja lol

[Theblackspy12]

how the **** guitar can pla piano?!?

[FrozenXM898]

AOL

[yabaworld]

When will this ungodly noise end!

[yabaworld]

@yabaworld Yeah at least you made something. And now at least we have this for our worldwide archives. I actually found this while trying to search for a noise sample of the dial up fax machine sound. So awesome job, somebody had to do this. So congrats and thanks HelenaGH

[razor3085]

chuck norris does this with his middle finger

[2fizzel]

so if you ever show this to your kids, how do you expect them to respect you. theyll be afraid that theyll grow up to be some fag kid that sit on his computer all day and they will want nothing to do with you.

[pinkmullet4]

@2fizzel at least he produced something you zero.

[HeleneGH]

@2fizzel

Because I made a troll video using Feedback Chart Maker, made random notes, copypasted it, did it to Midi and Audacity, then show this... Makes me a fag kid sitting on a computer? Your a faggot. :P Btw, *she

You can literally make this shit in 2 minutes.

[pyregeth]

@HeleneGH you're*

[MrJammification]

Basically you just found a quicker way to make shit than sitting on the toilet. Congratulations.

[MrHarpoon77]

1960s GUITAR HERO?



[DethklawExodus]

@MrHarpoon77 no 17th century guitar hero

[kakasiaseglesias]

... so you've made this because you don't like people with ears ?

[crusharush]

and you made this because you dont like people?



[HeleneGH]

@crusharush

Nope, just bored and trollin' others

[NowBringIt]

@HeleneGH Amen lmao...

[MrNojus123]

wtf me ears

[Rik4100]

problem GH?

[conlanwaylan]

i used to be a pianist, i played this song and my fingers fell off......fuck you

[TheDardanius]

wow sb is busy shaving santa's beard

[miniylva]

nice song i guess..

[PERF3KkT]

hahahaahahahaha xD

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

god that's horrible! no offense

[dreamflyer1100]

WTF?!

[Djouuuu63]

wow.... that's better than hallucinogenic mushrooms :o

[572698go]

like if u thought u just got trolled.

[KOOLGUUY4536]

o_o em-possible

[anjaXDcrazy]

0:52 sounds like my old computer xD R.I.P tot that :P

[jesweeten]

R.I.P headphone users

[TigerLeoTris]

oh my gosh O=.... where did all these mosquitoes come from?

[powpowman98]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCK!

[Peter1Griffin1001]

it sounds a bit like a vibrator

[CocoEspada]

@turkville oh god your comment. I havent laughed that hard in a while LOLOLOL

[Didymos88888888]

God help me,i promise not to do anything bad again,but someone is trying to kill me with youtube videos :/

[MultiBlueBot]

i see why some call it death metal

[superwowman100]

sounds like someone is spamming you through morse code

[666lordcanti]

I could do that.

[FullForceDrummer]

Sounds like an Old Wire Printer :)

[Coonotafoo]

It sounds like Dial-Up on crack!!!!

[wii9653]

??????????????

[IcanHasCheezburgr4TW]

deep breath..... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Gerardo10ist]

This sounds like a business printer!

[JunkyYellow]

lol laughflash xD

[larsbuurmeijer]

its sounds like a robot with errors

[ToxicPokemon]

cool look at darth vaders lightsaber o wait it was the bar for the likes

[valenzer]

i can do this without hands. 

[Shadowdoll358]

@valenzer So can Chuck Norris.

[Sailormeteor9]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!!! I ALREADY SAID IT FAILS!!!

[Sailormeteor9]

aaaah!!! it hurts my ears!!! please! stop the music... i hate it!!!

i have to tell you, that is the worst song i have EVER heard

[inferno232]

Oh, hey, it's the old Dial-Up internet sound. Never thought I'd hear that again.

[mjgdlhill]

ouch you dirty bastards dat hurt

[TheItzchaotic]

guitar hero calculator edition

[q1223a123z123]

I just like seeing the buttons go by :D

[PanekPL]

Just played this, awesome shit bro

[mythic316]

i herd a cat being skinned that sounds better than this.... TURN THIS SHIT OFF

[Melphast]

That was just about the dumbest thing i've seen all day.

[AnzziDaVinci]

Lol this is Justin Biebers Baby

[MrSkyrimWalkthroughs]

Holy fuck, that orange note fucks my ear!

[norman1593]

So this is why you're not suppose to do drugs..

[fitzeflinger]

this sounds like the noises my speaker receives from my laptop Oo

[android16B]

this is chuck norris's lullaby, to bad he doesn't sleep, he waits

[olddog5655]

its kinda catchy =D

[azulacat14]

MY EARS!!!

[Celina002HDL]

i go to the pub :-=

[lackas11]

this song is called the fax machine from hell.

[AaronPCZ1]

waht ever -.-

[MeTaLiCrozs8]

1:12 EARRAPE

[TheCODaddict101]

...fax complete...

[KOOLGUUY4536]

o_o em-possible

[Redrumurder120]

Get out

[Benobot99]

1:30 = Annoying Alarm Clock Also, HeleneGH, your name is in one of the sections in my song in the Community Track Pack 2, look out for it.

[puccarocks99]

BETTER THEN JUSTIN BIEBER THOUGH :D

[KOOLGUUY4536]

way better then any of justin biebers songs

[ClowningClown]

shit what the..my headphones...oh its the song

[randomgirls220]

i think one of my speakers blew up

[XXXERXXES]

hey is that a light saber? oh wait, it's a dog's boner

[BestFanta]

sounds like when my dad tries to get up from bed in the morning...

too bad he just fail all the time ..

[IfritsHorn]

It sounds like a fucked -up music box.

[TacTheHobbit]

Sounds like when my printer had a paper jam...

[bluefAng]

and thats how they do light sabres

[turkville]

ok crickets stand up for your national anthem

[thefastclick]

that would be the best alarm clock ever!

[Fralorgrafon]

i could do that.

[777Ring]

Can we have a download link...

[tamerursavas]

you have got mail1

[FunkyNinjaZ]

Universe.exe has stopped working.

[MrHispanicGerman]

that sound like when i turn on my printer

[TheUnarmedGamer]

HUH, WAH!? What Happened?! Am I dead?

[KanhaiyaB81]

He missed all the notes!!

[AnthonyB2121]

This is so awesome.

[MaitredeDieu]

what da...

[TheKotzkatz]

thats from through fire and flames, right?

[MrDrAzkabans]

Piano Hero?

[starshine9900]

why don' you play?

[buenajuan3001]

is 56k modem

[Pandacat108]

my ear ;A;

[TheCianz]

This song like my modem....

[ZeldaLinkMidna99]

oh. my. god.

[TheFortunolupus]

You bet some Chinese kid can manage to beat this...

[GunnerPMC]

it's our bad, society call everything art, a draw about a monkey making poo is art. He supposed this was art too.. ehm no.

[buenajuan3001]

1:12 my head

[ORileyStevenson]

sounds like dial up!

[luishalo19]

hohoho my head!!!!

[shad0wgun444]

sounds like dial up...

[creepakilla287]

Its sounds like out of tune spead up fire alarms

[tynanator111]

this makes me feel light headed.

[Thefunnyguy131]

sounds like i would here at my dads on friday night

[jakethompsonXDXD]

i'd be happy with 10 % on this song.... -_-

[Boshi2]

heck my dial up (when I had it) sounded better than this.

[pkofhell]

hey thats the same sound my computer makes

[BobyJonesAnnilator]

AIDS

[23Fists]

Alright, who has the dial-up?

[GrinDosso]

DAMN IT, why is it taking so long to connect?

[TropicalMaiTai]

It's Morse Code on Crack .........

Never trust the drug machine

[buenajuan3001]

guitar hero commodore 64 edition LOL

[Holbeinisscheisse]

nice "song"

[ShadowsFalI]

sounds like dial up all over again.... make sure your mom doesn't pick up the phone

[spikedwallman]

Back in my day, our impossible songs sounded like music.

[whitewolf262]

@spikedwallman Aw, shaddup, grandpa.

[tim5067]

1:24 nice song

[supersentiger]

thank you, that was horrible

[AeroCodex]

The only song ever that only multiple Asian children could play.

[shaye19dauriel1]

its like one of those annoying car alarms, or doorbells, or ringtones, or your printers broken.

[PrincessLaguia]

OW!! My ears, thank you... O__O It's like the sound of death...

[OswaldsNightingale]

@PrincessLaguia I really hope death doesn't sound like that... lol

[PrincessLaguia]

@OswaldsNightingale >XD Hahahaha!

[twentyfourpurple]

............................de­ar god

[jollycynic]

Oh God, someone is still subscribed to AOL!



[MonkeyKing249]

i didnt know that chuck norris plays guitar hero

[Daniele90abc]

ahhahahahahah non c'è motivo! XD

[Mechwolf30]

Now play it.

[MoonAlexPK]

I can play that with my third nipple

[danimeman]

i liked the part when it got anoying.

[cupiekristin]

@danimeman so..? the whole thing?

[danimeman]

@cupiekristin yes, the whole thing. cant stand the beeping sound x_x

[stanwayroad]

old computers use to make this sound

[loverofjesusMKII]

Better than Justin Beiber....

where's my top comment

[mllapin10]

It's not piano... That only irritating my ears !

We can hear the melody but that is more like the sound of the computer when you persist on an error !

[SuperHaddockman]

If you copy this onto a tape then load it into a ZX Speccy you get Horace Goes Skiing (or dogging !!) lol

[xFlori37]

it sucks



[nigo1996]

my computer broke down when I heard this

[MoveMyFeetAreOnFire]

Kesha..

[MoGaDeX]

my hears...

[Ryan20294]

I want to commit suicide now.

[zejdkoco1]

what the fuck did i watch?!

[lindyloulou334]

It sounds like a bad connection to a telephone.

[KlLLAH573]

If only I could have played this while my shitty dial-up modem was connecting

It would have given me something to do

[ZafiraAlmeria]

D:

[kony512]

HOW TO MAKE A SUPER HARD GUITAR HERO SONG:

STEP 1: MAKE SUPER FAST NOTES

STEP 2: YOU WANT IT TO SOUND GOOD? SOUNDING GOOD IT FOR EASY FAGGOTS, MAKE IT SOUND LIKE DIAL UP INTERNET.

STEP 3: MAKE 1000000+ OF THEM

[dk2player]

I can totally do this song.....but my hands won't let me

[AMeier95]

dubstep, guitar hero style

[woofles456]

it gives me the chills

[Sampsonxc]

Hm, ok. So call a fax machine, and you get the same thing.

[crashbro]

my earrrsssss!!!!!

[bladejoona]

LOL

[SuperKlaas11]

This is easy!

[MrYadadada]

Sorry but, not insulting the song or anything, but the sounds are like metal diarrhoea (dun know how to spell)

[JhonnyFinster]

TINITUS

[dorreon1]

WTF for all u 255 people who like this kiss my ass



[xXyomaniX]

WTF!?!?!? WHO can play songs like this????? O.o

[squagglenater]

guitar hero calculator edition?



[TheDrakeoffire]

MY EARS!!!! DX DX DX DX!!!!!!!

[CarmanMan12]

It's a fax machine

[0MindSwept0]

@CarmanMan12 no fair, i was gona say that!

[MasterOvMyself]

it sounds like my printer XD