If I Were Jack Bauer
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From: murdog
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  • DAMNIT!!! What's their phone number!?! I NEED ANSWERS DAMNIT!

    flyingphoenix113 3 weeks ago

  • "We're running out of time!!! You have to trust me on this! DAMMIT!!!" Favorite part LOL!!

    sopranobabe06 2 months ago

  • I swear, since i discovered this, i've watched it everyday. Its cheers me up! lmao! :)

    kelzunique 2 months ago 2

  • "I break the law but never go to trial, because I got the president on speed dial!" Favorite line (:

    DanGuerrer0 4 months ago

  • Guy on left side at 1:35 looks like one of the 2 guys from ''American Pickers''

    TheRailbaron 6 months ago

  • That doesn't suck!

    ir0nmartin 8 months ago 2

  • One of the best 24 parody !

    aspasie1979 8 months ago

  • Best video ever!! Nothing more to say xD

    Does anybody know if the pizza delivering idea has its origins in one of the seasons or was this just an awesome random idea? I can't get rid of the feeling that I have missed some insider pizza joke in the series xD

    PrinceRoy1990 8 months ago

  • as the real jack bauer, not impressed....though i gotta say the tune is catchy

    jackbaurectu 9 months ago

  • I <3 Jack Bauer!!!!!!!!!!

    (Jack Bauer's rollin', the others are stoned.)

    MJJLUVAGIRL 11 months ago

  • DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    zzzolll 11 months ago

  • DAMMIT xD

    Olliethepizzaman 1 year ago

  • No the cheesy bread DOES NOT COME FREE!!!

    starscream4244 1 year ago

  • epic fail.

    imranio1983 1 year ago

  • @imranio1983

    The only thing here that is an "epic fail" is your comment. Now get a life and come up with something original.

    shelton705 5 months ago

  • Hilarious!

    Guitarvision1 1 year ago

  • this is the best video on youtube

    MrZomgkitteh 1 year ago 8

  • DAMMIT!! haha. Good vid.

    v1v2go 1 year ago 3

  • does anybody know who plays jack bauer on here? please find out for me and let me know.

    hanypants 1 year ago

  • @hanypants his name is Joseph Jacobs. He lives in NYC. He's a good friend of Stuckey and Murray

    murdog 1 year ago

  • @hanypants his name is Joe Jacobs. He lives in NYC. He's a good friend of Stuckey and Murray

    murdog 1 year ago

  • man i wish i could wear a man purse and not look gay :( lmao. but no seriously.

    M39672 1 year ago

  • ohh i love this song xD

    song+video = Perfect :*

    Uchiaclan95 1 year ago

  • very clever & very funny.

    bibbleblab11 1 year ago

  • Hilarious!

    just1again 1 year ago

  • I think Jack Bauer would get some laughs or get pissed

    nick20050 1 year ago

  • if i search for : Tum tum turum turem tum tum tum

    i find this...

    Thumbs up for this reaction

    TheFishDonut 1 year ago

  • Love it!

    TokyoNerd 1 year ago

  • It's not the same without Kiefer Sutherland.

    Sonic66569 1 year ago

  • im subscribing AWESOME video

    BaSkEtBaLLdUdE1011 1 year ago

  • so good

    plxplxkthx 1 year ago

  • YOU GOTTA TRUST ME ON THIS

    DAMMMIT!!!!!!!!!]

    [rolling] haha

    MrJackBauer24Fan 1 year ago

  • i got the president on my speed dial funny as hell

    rikinptl 1 year ago

  • Get a bit disipointed every time I see the viewcount on this vid, it's like a 1000 times less than it should have.

    AgentSnowman 1 year ago

  • haha this is mad funny

    PainfulSerpentProTV 1 year ago

  • Damn great song

    I can't get it out of my head!!!

    MrJackBauer24Fan 1 year ago

  • okay well i watched it, and then i clicked off, and then five minutes later i found myself singing "if i were jack bauer" lol

    loved it :)

    linzib1 1 year ago

  • GREAT>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    twint1p 2 years ago

  • 2:02 lol

    ResidentEvilDude4 2 years ago

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    ombladon2012 2 years ago

  • LOL! the CTU ringtone at the end! lol!

    Pikminfan1000 2 years ago

  • LOL!! funny vid :D

    KeZune89 2 years ago

  • i cant stop laughing...

    Yoy0254 2 years ago

  • Ive watched a few of the videos you guys have made, but this one is always the best, please make another jack bauer vid!

    danybarnez 2 years ago

  • That's fantastic, Lol

    ShelbyPick 2 years ago

  • Damn Good!!!!!!!

    0920187567 2 years ago

  • EPIC !!!

    1x9z 2 years ago

  • and hotdogs from James Bond!

    EdinyKapok 2 years ago

  • Taco from john mclane? :D

    ScottWooTopGun 2 years ago

  • great i love it

    TheSplatt3r 2 years ago

  • haha gota love it

    yoyodude594 2 years ago

  • LOL I watched this over and over. I just love it! ROFL

    Roslee25 2 years ago

  • OK, stuff Pizza Hutt, Dominoz, Luigi's Pizzas, Bauer Pizza is the new guy in town. Your Pizza is guaranteed to arrive, no matter what, he'll hurt people, steal a car or kill the competition to get your pizza to your front door, that'z how all deliveries should be done lol.

    eteuatitema1 2 years ago

  • "Finally getting paid for my overtime" this line is so witty and true.....

    ksk235 2 years ago

  • OH SHIT THIS IS JACK BAUER GREAT

    Aztexwarrior 2 years ago

  • 1:14 LOOOL

    PirateDen89 2 years ago

  • lol nice

    Greg0516 2 years ago

  • I think i saw this vid before, way over a year ago, they took it off. glad it is back on. :)

    F12Y14N25 2 years ago

  • ok, going to NY to for Bauer Pizza, be back later

    F12Y14N25 2 years ago 2

  • very cool

    PirateDen89 2 years ago

  • Best music video ever! "Finally getting paid for my overtime."

    LOL

    mythistocles 2 years ago 9

  • LOL!

    That's hilarious! First time I saw it, I laughed so hard I couldn't stop. For an hour!

    I sang it to some friends, they loved! And they don't watch 24! 5 stars; Hilarious! Every lyric was amazing!

    Emprovision 2 years ago 2

  • Awesome guys. When are you gonna make another one? You gotta do another one.

    TLCoki 2 years ago

  • did anyone notice that the address was 224 two twenty four Hmmmmm

    AND THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BDAY

    ocarinalover22 2 years ago

  • DAMIT hahahahahaha

    Scruff369 2 years ago 4

  • The best dammit of Kiefer's. Season 3.

    adam0szersen 2 years ago

  • OMG i totally need that as a ringtone lol

    illyria196 2 years ago

  • lol @ 1:59

    its amazing

    AlRawas1988 2 years ago

  • This video is addicting. Every time I watch it a laugh!

    jackbauer2412 2 years ago 2

  • From the distance, the Jack Bauer clone looks really convincing *g*

    fullmann 2 years ago

  • Lol.

    darkcardtrooper 2 years ago

  • Awesome :p

    Queleie 2 years ago

  • how many agree there shud be an MP3 download for this!

    tushar310 3 years ago 30

  • Aye!

    rockon608 2 years ago 2

  • agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    masterpiece!

    jordankade1 1 year ago

  • Bauer Pizza FTW

    bjanowski1 3 years ago

  • The BEST 24 video !!!!

    malroman 3 years ago

  • lol hahaha Thats hilliarious you guys a great

    stateofOblivion11 3 years ago

  • we're running out of time you have to trust me on this!... DAMNIT!

    RoyalMessup 3 years ago

  • Guys should put the mp3 up haha

    whatieatismine 3 years ago

  • fucking kick ass not only did it have a good tune you made excellent pizza people lol

    leelikesto69 3 years ago

  • why doesn't this have more views? finally, a great youtube video, you know how rare that is? awesome job, guys!

    wunderbeast 3 years ago

  • yeah, best video ever

    captainjohnhmiller 3 years ago

  • You guys are hilarious. I wish we had comedians like you in Germany.

    reimweh 3 years ago 3

  • this video needs more views

    snakpac 3 years ago 2

  • Who is the guy playing Bauer?

    lordofdrakknor 3 years ago

  • Awesome, now the song stuck in my head and I want pizza.

    TheCerebalAssassin 3 years ago 2

  • brillant u guys rule !

    lauranh666 3 years ago

  • fucking lold

    travelppl 3 years ago

  • Lol. I Love This. :)

    flamingfartz 3 years ago

  • nice nice.... not bad... song doesnt sound like shit...

    Endgen 3 years ago

  • Glad you've got such high standards for us.

    murdog 3 years ago 16

  • Rofl.

    angelmarine1292 3 years ago

  • if i were jack bauer i would so hold in my piss aswell. that dude has intense bladder control, what a madcunt. sometimes i have to expel urine like 3 times in a 6 hours shift!! good old jb

    ozzinaus 3 years ago 5

  • lol :O

    Cala6491 3 years ago

  • cool

    thekurtwood 3 years ago

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