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  • I will always fly United Airlines and the friendly skies!! United always had the best commercials during the 80s and 90s!

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  • Dear All,

    I have some questions about psychology:

    *Why do we love flying?

    *why do we enjoy air travel?

    *what is the most enjoyable part of air travel?

    THANK YOU IN ADVAMCE for your creative ideas and brainstorm!!!  :)

  • United lost my $5000 instrument. Twice. Once going to DC, and the second time coming back from DC. Oops.

  • United breaks guitars!

  • Lmao, where would United Airlines be without the Rhapsody in Blue music background... without it, their commercials sound so fake and cheap

  • This commercial is by far one of United's best.

  • The Best airline then and NOW! Bar-none

  • Dude, UNITED blows big chunks.. what have u been smokin?????

  • I never flew it because the tickets are too expensive. I hate Delta. I use US Airways a lot, living in PA. I used to use Northwest when I was in Michigan.

  • No Northwest blows big chunks. I hope the Delta merger improves customer satisfaction, service, etc.

  • True, NW has been going downhill for yrs.. NW/DL merger is the best thing that could happen.

  • 727- I agree, IT SUCKS.. just like United

  • 727- What do you mean its sucker-cheese? Obviouslly you havent seen the ads from the early-1950s. They're so cheesy, they didn't think that anyhting could fly faster than a

    De Havilland Comet!

  • It was 1999

  • Bakit tinapos ni United Airlines ng service sa Manila? Gusto ko lumipad sa United, hindi sa Northwest. Sa Michigan, kaunti lang ng travel sa Pilipinas. kung pumunta sa Pilipinas. Hindi galing ng service ni Northwest. Filipino ako. Kaunti lang ng Tagalog ko. Naintindihan ko pero I had to look up some words.

  • Does anyone know when United stopped serving to Ninoy Aquino International Airport?

  • I think this was 1986

  • What 80s year was it? 1987? 1988?  1989?

  • B747-400 came out in 1989, so it's impossible to be before 1989.

  • it really has an 80s feel to it compared to other United commercials over the decades ILOVE UNITED AIRLINES! yep those were the days.

  • UNITED=THE BEST!!

  • YA YA YA, whatever you say..

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  • I am not as cool as you 75, I don't have access to the CFO's office, therefore cannot pick his brain. So if you know everything about why they won't merge, please tell us. Obviously you have some serious connections at the top. I just want to know how the CEO/CFO reacts after you call them dumb-fucks? Interesting approach you take.

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  • Why do you care what your mom thinks? Arn't you old enough to make your own decisions? I appreciate the debate, but you base your statements on what YOU THINK is true, not facts... IE: THE MERGER!

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  • Wow your a high powered investor on Wall Street now too? Did you get permission from mommy to do that? It's time to face the music 75. UA is desperate, they need cash, they need help to stay a float. UA would be the last airline I would want a job from. If they dont merge, they will do down!

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  • Hiring again? Those shitheads still have 300 pilots still on furlough. Most of those pilots were from 2002.. 5 yrs later, still have not hired them back. Plus AA pay $15/hr more for top level pilots. UA blows, treats their employees like shit.

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  • Oh since your so powerful mogual on the airline industry they'll tell you everything! Whatever num-nuts. UAL is a pile of shit, just like you! They have 300 pilots on furlough for 5 friggen years.. how shitty is that. If Ua doesnt merge they'll be headed back to BK. Your mommy will be looking for a new job. AA is hiring FA.

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  • Hey bad-ass, I rarely fly AA.  Mostly CO. Your right, I will NEVER fly UAL. I avoid them at all costs. It's too bad that UAL treats their elites like crap, I spend a lot of cash flying. Won't be on UA. Star Alliance sucks too,.

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  • Wow, guess you have no clue where the majority of the revenue stream come from. Say what you want dickwad, but any airline that treats their best customers like that need to go BK!

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  • Your such an idiot. You don't have a clue about the number do you? Mileage plan members account for 90% of the revenue stream. Guess thats why people perfer to stay away from fuckstains like yourself & UAL. It's amazing how you claim your an INDUSTRY EXPERT, but you don't even work there. Your sluttly little momma works there, that makes you an expert?

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  • You say, 'I have been in it my entire life and know a lot!' Very impressive statement, you must be an EXPERT. Tell us what you do know, from the sounds of it the only thing you know how to do is load Flight Simulator 98 on your Commodore 64, and fly the plane.. Biiiig deal. Are you threating me?

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  • 75, since your an EXPERT I guess I am getting both sides of the story... OHHHHH, one problem, you don't even work there.. hmmm, not sure how much credabality you have since your not an employee.. Next time I see a non-fourloged pilot, I will ask him if the CFO/CEO are idiots..

    You say you know a lot.. is this all you can tell me? Because thats A LOT of information.

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  • 75, lets face the facts..

    #1) You'll never work for UAL. They don't hire people who call their CFO/CEO dipshits. And why would you want to work for a DIPSHIT?

    #2) You have no knowledge is a merge is in the works. You say this news of a FAKE MERGER was put out for stock increase. Ya, I proved that wrong

    #3)UAL sucks, what did the survey say 2 yrs in a row??? UAL 13/15 of domestic carriers.

    You must be gay b/c all you talk about is dudes and homo actions. Your a PUSSY!

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  • If you ever get laid, it might help your fucked up additude.. guys dont count either, nor the bears from Alsaka.

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  • You told people u were sorry when you wrecked their videos?  How did you ruin them? Ohhhh ya, since you blocked me, what did Aaron James do that was so bad that you called him to the mat on?

  • Nice..

    United said that a worker error caused the computer failure "that halted all of its departures for two hours and wreaked havoc with its schedule systemwide," The Associated Press writes. "It was human error during routine testing," the Chicago Tribune (free registration) quotes United COO Pete McDonald as saying to airline employees in a taped message. "An employee made a mistake and caused the failure of both Unimatic and our backup system."

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  • UAL stock, it sucked the big one.. as usual

    UAL Corporation (UAUA)

    Open: 39.30 High: 39.68 Low: 38.66

    Previous Close: 39.35

    Wow, better jump on that one dude.

  • As for flight disruption, AP writes that "United spokeswoman Urbanski said Wed 268 flights were delayed for an average 1½ hours and 24 domestic flights were canceled. No international flights were canceled, Urbanski said." CEO Glenn Tilton acknowledged to employees that it was "a difficult day for our customers and for you." He added praise for the workers, saying: "You did excellent work in overcoming a tough problem and doing your very best for our customers throughout the day,"

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  • Ya, it was a good sign.. Plus good news

    United to hire new pilots for first time since 2001

    United announced plans this week to hire up to 100 new pilots, marking the first time since 2001 that the carrier will add new pilots. The Associated Press writes that United will also bring back the remaining pilots who have been on furlough. "United said it is hiring to accommodate its growing schedule, including an increase in the number of international destinations it serves.

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  • 3) Yeah hey a 50 cent or so gain over milloons of stocks, is money in their pockets.

    I guess your as dumb as you type. It opened at 39.30, and closed at 39.35.. how this this a 50cent jump in price? Plus, last time I checked, you have to sell your stock to cash out.. so how did Glenn boy make millions? 75, stick to your career at McDonalds.

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  • Everyone is entitled to an opionion pal. Freedom of speech.. stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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  • Hey, hey, hey, easy tiger.. settle down.. can't 75 admit when he's wrong? My god, we sure are touchy now a days.. I wish this 75 dude would just go away. I am a UAL supporter, and 75 follows me on every post I make.. well whatever, he needs to get a life.

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  • How can I be following you? We frequent the same videos.. you going to get my address and kick my ass eh? Sweet, hey make sure yo momma is the FA on the way over.. hope you enjoy 36B in the back of the bus.. Someday I want to be a pilot too, hey maybe I can fly a Ceasna for UAL.. How sweet would that be.

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  • You sound like your going to cry.. so sorry to hear that.. I am not sure how someone can ruin a video by expressing their opinion? Here's the bottom line pal, your a moron. You'll never fly for UAL, hell you'll be lucky to be a baggage bitch for UAL after what you said about the CEO/CFO.. Real smart.

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  • How you gonna get a job for UAL after you called CEO/CFO a-holes? Answer that one dude.

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  • UPSET? But why 75? I just asked a simple question and you get all pissy with me.. what's going on dude? BTW is it 1yr or 2yrs when I need to NEVER fly UAL again? You contradict yourself.

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  • Okay, for the next 5 yrs (or so) I am safe from the wrath of 75.. that's good news.. He said on several occasions he'll in the cockpit of a UAL jet in a year.. so that's why I ask.. Are you going to send an apology to Glenn for your comments before you apply?

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  • Glenn had to do what he had to do. You think he's proud of draggin the employees through all the crap?? Please, it wasnt his fault UAL was a PILE OF SHIT. If you dont send a letter of apology to Glenn Boy, kiss you chances of getting hired GONE!! Tough guy!

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  • "United Airlines and Delta Air Lines, both of which restructured under Chapter 11 in recent years, ranked last and next-to-last, respectively," The Associated Press writes. USA TODAY adds United is "lowest among the seven airlines mentioned in the survey. It also registered the largest year-over-year drop 7 points and is 'one of the lowest-scoring companies measured by the ACSI. United's Robin Urbanski says: "We are committed to doing a better job at giving customers the service they expect"

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  • This isnt the newspaper dude.. it's ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO FLY ON PLANES!! Holy crap, what a concept! No really, the people who fly on the planes ranked UAL the #2 WORST AIRLINE IN THE USA! One more time, the newspaper did not make this up, ACTUAL passengers rated UAL SHIT..

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  • WOW, did you figure out that USA was a newspaper all by yourself or id you get help? Okay 75, since your so smart *FOR THE LAST TIME* the newspaper, website, call center, whatever.. did NOT MAKE THIS UP.. The info was generated by surveys.. independent surveys.. not conducted by the dirty democrats, but real people doing surveys.. one more thing, USA TODAY is not out to get UAL.. if it looks like shit, smells like shit, IT MUST BE SHIT! Welcome to UAL, looks, smells and IS ACTUALLY SHIT!

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  • Guess all those hours on your FS have gotten to you.. sorry to hear 75

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  • since you think your so good at knowing crap, go take your kind of travel group...Grayhound

  • only u can think of that fag.....go back to your man bong hippie.....if you hate united why do u favorite the plane clips....sounds to me like your a bipolar freak

  • kjetzer, how were you able to get this commercial?

  • Maybe in 1980 -- Not Anymore -- All the airlines are nothing more than cattle cars, get as many asses in the seats as possible and do it on the cheap.

  • You can say that again!!

  • Best Airline there is. Period.

  • WORST AIRLINE, who is always on their PERIOD! UAL blows, they're BK! And their service BLOWS!

  • The worst airlines are Northwest and Spirit.

  • My mistake I found an airline worst: Skybus which their hub is in Columbus, Ohio. They even charge for drinks that are usually complementary, like water and soda. You can't even bring food on the plane.

  • Homer, agreed. SLYBUS blows big chuncks too.

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  • 75FUCKWAD - Do you take it in the ass every day or it hour by hour?? Your the fudge-packer not me pal. BTW, did you read the latest consumer report on airlines? Oh ya, UA really kicked ass - NOT! UA was 3rd from LAST! Jetblue was #1, so you say UA is the best, do the 35,000 flights surveyed by CR agree? UA blows, like you blow cock!

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  • 75FUCKNUTS- ohhh, your mommy works for UA.. how sweet is that? I bet she enjoyed taking it up the ass by management when it came to her pay? Ohh that must be the reason why they are so profitable eh? I hope you little mommy enjoys making less then she did in 2000.. They only reason why UA was profitable is because they went through BK, and FUCKED their employees in the process. How ya like me now?

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  • The reason why they are profitable is because #1) They fucked their own employees #2) Fucked all their creditors.. plus they used BK as an excuse to stay in business.. What a bunch of crap, I will NEVER fly UA, plus their service BLOWS, and who wants to fly to Chicago?

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  • ohhhhhh isn't that special. He's going to go fly a remote control airplane. Now how sweet is that. Did you hear the news today UAL LOVER? UA is in such a weak position it wants to merge, and they want to merge with Delta. Another fine example of a mis-managed BK airline. Looks like you and yo momma will BOTH HAVE UNDERFUNDED pension plans when you try and retire. If you can get hired as a bag boy at the airport.. good luck, hope you dont want to retire!

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  • No merge my ass.. Lets face the facts - UA is desperate.. they need someone to share the burden with. Might as well take Delta down with UA. They both suck hairy balls so who gives a shit. Nice to see you made it out of your cave there 75.. now GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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  • WOW, you sound upset there 75.. what's going on? You basically posted the same thing two times.. you must be upset, is there something in your childhood that you need to discuss?

  • Hey 75, if you could PLEASE just answer one question for me there pal.. If UA is such KING SHIT then why did they rank 13/15 or damn near the bottom of the customer satisfaction survey for the second straight year in Consumer Reports? I mean you claim this airline is so awesome, yo momma is a FA for them.. why are they ranked so shitty? That's what a brotha needs to know.

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  • Hmm, last time I checked DUMB FUCK PAX generate revenue right? You claim you work for UA, and you call your CEO a DUMB FUCK? Wow, I be your review must have stellar ratings is you call the CEO a dumb-fuck. Can I get some more tips from you on Corporate America and how to treat CEO's, CFO, VP's, ect. Because if you help me out I am sure to get promoted.

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  • You dont work for UAL YET? After your rather charming comments about the CEO I am sure you'll be a shoe-in for any spot you apply for. If we all took your advice on how to treat CEO's we'd all get PROMOTED. Your so smart 75. Do us all a favor, stick to model rockets & SWA.

  • 75, I guess since your such a high-ranking employee, you have influence on the CFO Jake Brace.. Thursday, June 14, 2007 United still looking for a merger, CFO says. Despite the apparent cooling of merger momentum within the airline industry, United is still interested in finding a merger partner. The Associated Press writes United "would like to team up with a U.S. carrier with a strong presence in the Northeast and a hub in the South, its [CFO Jake Brace] said Wednesday."

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