Twilight: For Guys!! (Alternate Takes!! Extra Scenes!!)

[violetavv123]

are they acsualy lesbian and they should make a acsual 7 part movie

[BoneCollecterNGW]

1:10 PAUSE. Todays list = complete.

[UnscathedChain]

This..movie...sounds..epic

[cooljak30]

TEAM ASS

[sirloin869]

if it doesnt get me fed or laid, i do not care

[Hemeera]

Ehmm, WTF??!!!

[MrIonization]

uh-ohh, someone needs to go through and add in the annotation to "Vampire Lesbian Bloopers"

[l4l01234]

The chick's face at 1:30

[OsmanliTayfun35]

I'm TEAM ASS, too...I'm mean, did you see that ass O.o

[Ido013]

My favourite quote, "When Bella and Adweena started to scissor it was like watching Hitchcock." That's stretching it but also close to what we hear from chickflix like that lol.

[jediharold12]

wow that movie sounds cool

[Unworshipediety]

beautiful...

[trap0viejo]

I'm team Ass!

[budstryker]

too many guys...

[violetsandlemons]

The thing is about girls is that we're super senstive about how we look b/c that was what we were traditionally judged by, and still kind of are judged by. And it can be kind of degrading because traditionally women were not equal to men, they were only wanted for sex and we want to feel like we are more then just our body or tits. yea, girls don't trust anyone. Whenever I say a girl is hot with guys around they usually stare at me.

[ClTIZEN]

@violetsandlemons That was pretty insightful for a woman.

[rmisionero]

@violetsandlemons Meh, I don't stare at text, for all I know you could be the ugliest thing on the planet.

[HokuTheHawaiian]

WHERE IS TEAM TITS!?!?!?!

[WhiteMan111093]

@HokuTheHawaiian Yes! Yes!

[HokuTheHawaiian]

WHERE'S TEAM TITS?!?!?!

[cpuddle1]

1:37 nuff said

[pigglesworth93]

I'd have to say I'm on Team Ass as well

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

ahhahahaha the tits are crazy XD

[antichrist6692]

"The tits, are crazy!"

[freedomphamtom1]

whos tongue would you rather lick xD

[mszklany]

You need to make a whole movie :D

[trytrjghjg]

tits made it the best thing ever!

[Fallout3sFinest]

their bella is hotter than twilight's bella

[PayAttentionBlog]

"If you have Breakfast for dinner....Is it still Breakfast?"

[TheGoodDevil7]

HAHAHAHAHAH 1:15 the best!!!!!

[FilipePhoenix]

You can see by the 'dislikes' how many homophobic girls are out there.

¬¬ They're so immature... XD

[TyuCytrus]

OMG UR TELLING ME THERE'S MORE OF THESE ? :DDDD

[PocketMonsters101]

TEAM TITTYS

[bridiebling]

Click 0:00...it skips ads! :) Share!

[arolternell]

32 people deserve to die LOL

[sphinxart]

Hahahaha love it

[mrdragonslayer2]

Thums up if u think this should be a real movie.

[southSTJ]

Sequel!! Sequel! Sequel! Best movie ever

[secretsaucetv]

@southSTJ The Sequel drops next week ;) Breaking Dawn: For Guys

[hellee2]

1:11 pause and repeat, pause and repeat (infinity)

[stinkpotpot999]

yyyeeeaaahhh!!!!

[SynesterBlack]

I'm going with sunny..fuck OFF!!! That's what you should of said to Shawnna, Jamies. JEEZ!

[aman692]

TEAM DEEP THROAT 

[skeezysquirrel]

I wish they really made this movie!

[SeriouslySmart]

TEAM VAGINA!

[swm0kaze]

HERE look for lesbian vampire killers good movie

[RowlandJosh]

the notebook for guys?

[LOLfaimlyguyrocks]

lol the black guy was covered in glitter

[jacobblackconverse]

WAIT NVM IT WAS JET LI"S SPIRT THAT CAME THROUGH

[jacobblackconverse]

WTF IM DIEING WHEN THEY SAID THE FAIRIES CAME THROUGH AND TALKED TO YODA AND I WAS LIKE WTF KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS

[E15E5]

she could be the perfect woman!! she COULD!!! ...but she's not!!! hahahahahahahaha

[AMVcinema]

LOLOLOLOLOL 1:39 - 1.52 xD

[tommy182]

1:11 OMFG!!

[sampsalol]

SEQUEL!?! GIVE IT TO US!!! :D

[masterj3344]

Go team tits

[MrPicabooo]

when the jaws shark did the matrix thing and then made owt with those lesbians hahaha

[taullynnecullen]

I love the lady in the grey shirt with black stripes!!! She's like just standing there like confused and trying to like figure it all like out!!!

[TheFernandobbin]

GO TEAM ASS!!!

[general1774]

lolllll

[LegendOfPlaya]

PLEASE MAKE IT!

[PersephoneHayden]

This is awesome.

[babygirl23433]

Capital S---T---U---P---I--- TO THE D STUPID! AND No point, and if you think this is funny thumb this quote down I'll you $3,000 just to not watch this, nobody told you to watch it Tean Vagina or team Ass? TEAM SHUT THE F@CK UP!!! WTF! thumbs up if you think this has no point

[potatoe2424]

@babygirl23433 either ur gay or a chick lol

[jakerumbaugh15]

@babygirl23433 pffffff....women...dont understand.

[babygirl23433]

Capital S---T---U---P---I--- TO THE D STUPID!

[bfbc2proo]

you should show the siccssor sceen haha

[2Durr]

theze people are the top point of stupidness and all the reactions underneath

[Kagsie]

"My girlfriend asked 'Hey can we go see Twilight' and I was like no... I'm going with Sunny. So.... fuck off."

BAHAHAHAH.

[Concretshky]

That dude's girlfriend is really pretty, I would say that she is perfect lulz.

[ivlark1]

im team ass lol

[roundboy2014]

how much money will it take to make this happen now cuz i can get $500 fast

[koolkid13bad1]

0:52 that guy is EPIC X)...#EPIC!

[DaveFeinComedy]

if only

[MsEltripie]

@xander764 if you give 500 i help you with the other 500 for the full movie!

[bobbalobs999]

I will donate 20 english pounds towards the making of this movie, it doesn't even have to be good. just get it done.

[TheYanimer]

Make it happen!! please!!

[127miles]

I think I'm going to watch porn now...

[lechaddy]

EPIC!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I cracked up over the part when the guy told his girlfriend that she'd be the perfect woman if x, y and z!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[aramdosuzman]

My girlfriend asked, "Uh, hey, can we go see Twilight?", and I was like, "No, I gotta, I'm going with Sonny, so.. fuck off."

[Coolio256Foolio]

Im on Team Ass, hahaha!!!!

[tctebsrules]

yeah i'd definitely go for that fat ass.

[Drbolla345]

Yeah, chicks expect us to go to the movies with them and be okay with them talking about how hot Jacob and that other guy is, and say how nice his body looks. But when we talk about how hot some chick looks and glorify their sexual preferences, they somehow have a valid reason to be offended and insulted and call us a douchebag.

[FiestyCat86]

@Drbolla345 actually there are girls who would be right up there with you, saying what ever girl your looking at is hot. The problem is, guys hear a girl say that, and they get all weird, like she stepped on his toes. Or lord have mercy if we say she's hot first.

[MrNickLegit]

I'm on team ANUS!

[shadowwolf204]

Omfg...the redhead dude made me laugh so hard talking about his girlfriend. "No, so fuck off." Lol!

[ScorpyLolita]

@shadowwolf204 HILARIOUS.

[xC4Rbonx]

The dude with the girlfriend cracks me up so badddddddddddd LOLLLLLLL. Teammmmmmmmmm asssssssssssssssssssss

[Thompoux]

yeah I'm welcome !

[0wolfplayer0]

hey, are you only one guy who does the commenting, or are you different people?

[MaloneSCREAMS]

team VAGINA!

[djkells3]

Yeah TITS!

[ItsMoist]

Team VAGINA!!!

[Tifatrouble]

Good vid guys but um? Twilight for guys? It's called Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[KayleeandMarciaShow]

I would be piss off if my bf watched this movie

[YamiKai]

@KayleeandMarciaShow yeah and thats how guys feel when you girls swoon over jacobs abs and edwards hair

[pipoy18]

how much to fuck the women? lol

[Peopleisgta]

0:34 it looks that girl from the "girlfriend in underwear and sneakers" vid. Wait... I think it is.

[frogterrzz]

my girlfriend asked if could go watch Twilight i said no im going with Sunny, so fuck off. XD

[vidoma1]

ahahahahahahahaha that is one of the funniest shit I've ever seen :D

[sebagisbert1]

The girl in  the background is like "ew!" all the time! 0:53

[HBlakeH]

WHY CANT THIS BE THE REAL TWILIGHT

[crimsonhunter]

"You kno' what? I´m Team-Ass!" xD

[skatebro54]

my girlfriend asked me to go see Twighlight and I was like, "No, I'm going with Sonny... fuck off"

hahahhhaha

[RoCashTD1]

This is better than the original you need to make this one O_O

[thiscantbetaken12321]

this is awesome

[flacita08]

woow that was messed up.. she could be the perfect woman lol

[martin23456789]

IF you can eat da pussy

1.copy this

2.add it too three other videos

3.while holding your breath

[aljosha23]

1:11 , just that.

[wwefan1021]

"when i saw the lesbians scissoring, it was like.....watching Hitchcock" rolf

[SJCwes13]

the one guy keeps reminding me of timmy from wkuk

[TheJavi1891]

dude im down to throw in some money

[MrMinVik]

Wat ass wkd u go for?

[CANGRY169]

i can pay 300$ to watch it !

[hugoxca]

PLEASE MAKE THE GODDAMN MOVIE!!

[fattycanjump]

"When the JAWS shark did the matrix thing, and made out with those lesbians!" XD

[Dott10]

This is awsome!!!

[Dookie308]

Please Make This A Movie, Dear God, Please.

[EffLabels]

I am team vaginia! LOL I actually wouldnt mind putting money into this being made into a film. Seriously

[RedwingZ888]

serious I wanne see twilight for guys out now! :D

[vidman454]

Chuck Norris, Ironman, The Jaws Shark, Yoda, and Lesbians!?

Best Movie Evere

[Gherann]

01:10 FTW!! :D

[blackquake4]

hey would you tell me the name of the actresses ?

[gualo21]

@blackquake4 I can give you one, sarah mcdowd

[nekochan27]

this is disgusting

[Ether165]

team both is cool with me o_O

[bananaboymd]

it was was cool it was mostly 4 people talking not a movie

[atallman16]

@rod97897 watch the original video and you will get the names to all three actresses

[ROD97897]

do you knos the name of the actress?

[snyperfan4live]

haha

[kevster2717]

Yep, it really did became interesting. Which team should I choose???

[Xander764]

ok I'll give you guy $500 to start masking this a full movie

[secretsaucetv]

@Xander764 we'll accept paypal

[gorillaguy32]

@secretsaucetv can you make a website so that its unscensored?

[JakeAndSteak12]

@secretsaucetv How much would your team actually need to start this up as a real film?

[andreousk]

@secretsaucetv you guy would have more than enough money if we all pitched in

[MattCM89]

@secretsaucetv that'd be $32,000 which weirdly enough is the amount of times i told my gf i didnt give a shit about the actual twilight.

[secretsaucetv]

@Xander764 paypal = secretsaucetv@gmail.com - can't guarantee we'll gather enough to make a feature - but I can guarantee we make more installments! Can even email high investors uncensored versions! :)

[YobaVideogames]

@secretsaucetv Just take our fucking money and make the movie! :D

[itinkgirlzhot12]

@secretsaucetv omfg if u guys make this into a full 2 hour movie u prbly make 500mill easy opening weekend

[marena2424]

@secretsaucetv How much is a 'high investor'?

[MrNickLegit]

@secretsaucetv thats terribly sexy

[ToxicOrca1]

@secretsaucetv u playin

[Gearsandwar2]

@secretsaucetv I'm being dead serious: what will $1700 get me and am I allowed to distribute it?

[robbypokemon]

@Xander764 realy wow

[lilman99025]

Why isn't this a real movie!?

[MCVlog65]

TEAM ASS WOO

[hobosgonemad]

Team Tits!!!!!

[nin10lover]

was their actually a movie?

[triple210]

team ass, vagina and tits! FTW!

[RX1603]

where can I buy these ridiculously huge vampire teeth at 0:35 ?! xDD

[penueljoshbarrina]

WE'RE YOURE BIGGEST FANGS!

[k1kaps]

Cmon, give us full movie! at least 10 mins !

thumbs up!

[Kakorone]

Cumming soon. I Hope so

[blaku69]

LOL thank you LOL

[maritimetimes]

awesome

[xander171]

Team tits FTW!!

[LyricallyFree21]

Lmao... "Team Vagina" (shapes hand into a V ...lol)

[nny1323]

Ha She's Not But She Could Be

[ekxsbx]

Best bids ever :P

[easylazy]

The guy on the left at 1:24 looks like Matt Damon

[IamaRifle]

It is ok if I thumbs uped for both teams?

[davychuon]

2 people are GAY

[iOsasu14]

@davychuon or your typical 16 year old fan girls