The Best of White Goodman (Dodgeball)

[Deejiethefact]

Can't belive that girl is really his wife, great acting

[Pannkakaize]

2:49 haha she even trows up when he ask for a date hahahah

[jessesimons92]

"I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until 8, did you... decide to skip arts and crafts?"

"Yes i DID."

[numbatisa]

you forgot when he said "nobody makes me bleed my own blood"

[shortytwig]

Where's "Now he's a philosophiser..."

[CriousGamers]

Taking the Bull by the horns...that actually happened

[WCivProject]

awww you forgot "no one makes me bleed my own blood"



[IBIGWORDSI]

I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once LOL

[truebear51]

You can't be my boss! Nobody's my boss! I'm my own boss! I created myself!

[martinh360]

WHAT THE HELL

[bumboy27]

"I read about it... in a book."

[joshgaus]

Ball me Blazer!

[MrTaylorreaves]

i dont like white hes a loser big loser

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

Fran...Stalinoskavitch..Davita­vitchski

[juicyj56]

The look he gives at 45-47 seconds wwas brilliant.

[MRK3LV]

I like to break a mental sweat also!

[Tricheystudios]

Oh my god he looks like Freddy Mercury.

[ScottieWoodZ]

My favourite scene 4:50

I just love his reaction xD

[BombtrackRebel]

BLADE, LAZER, BLAZER

So is he a jacket or a pothead?

[MRLAB000]

cram it up ur cramhole leflour

[OllieL96]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

[WRK004]

My personal favorite is not a quote but when he snaps his fingers how his "fitness consigliere" Meshell (probably misspelled) always seems to appear out of nowhere.

[fez2401]

much like baldness, or necrophilia



[AnonymousAsianGaming]

"I'm off the clock."

"Well isn't that CONVENIENT for you...and the CLOCK."

[nomonotonous]

oh, i didn't know your going to stop by

eh you asked me to come over

[dazeguy513]

LOL TO BE CONTINUED(whispers softly)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamademlol]

I didn't see the scene where White swats the soda cup out of the man's hand, and says, "What the hell?"

That was one of his best moments... but I guess I was wrong.

[MysticEmergence]

@iamademlol

Hahahah so true. Or when he's like "Lets just hope you, and the mongrel race that comprises your gym, is in it while I bulldoze it"

[raymondhfeng]

2 for MAXIMUM EPICNESS

[OCIRELCNU]

can someone up load the part where white is lifting weights and he starts saying "look at the show, enjoy the show"

[hazzahaz12]

Isnt that convenient for you and the "clock"

[M1K3L392]

5:08 The more I see it the more I can feel the pain. :x

[EmilyyNRoses]

Your "gym" is a skid mark on the underpants of society

hahahaha XD

[ThaNatural777]

..we should mate

[MrTmoney12889]

You ready for the Hurricane

[emilyisslick]

CRAM IT UP YOUR CRAM HOLE LA FLUER

[masterzen107]

You forgot the best one! "nobody makes me bleed my own blood......NOBODY!"

[joe697]

How do you not have, "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody!"?!

[DarkFlame666]

and we will WE WILL...rock you dun dun ttssssss!!! XD that one is the best one after "nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!" *rides off behind a giant black man in a small bike flipping people off* LMFAO classic

[lolcatish]

Im white you know, white. W-H-I-T.......E

[highflameKO]

Oh I dont think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.

[vaissaahh]

jonie loves chachi!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[massseyman14]

fuckin chuck norris

[Technorgasm]

let me hit you with some knowledge. . . .

[nykballaz]

im just kididng but seriously i got em

[chngaaa]

cram it up your cram hole le fleur!

[whirlwindmc84]

"You're not above the clock"

"Well isn't that CONVENIENT for you.........and the clock"

[331Dylan]

Damn funny loh! hahaha

[lapout1n]

R.I.P. White....

His last words were : Fucking Chuck Norris

[lacrosse782]

And we will, We Will! Rock you!

[TheMrSquash]

Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey are the greatest actor's off all time.

[Crazyfishyyy]

...but seriously...IVE GOT'EM!

[righteous09]

"ah yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. it's how i handle my business. it's a metaphor."

"i get it."

"yeah, that actually happened." /quick scene change. hahahahah

[singinglisy]

joanie loves chachi



[guitarboy487]

"Fran....Stalanoskavich Devetevichthzki......."

[chizrok]

"Ball me Blazer"

Greatest quote ever!

[zizwop]

" I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

-"Hey, you know in some cultures, they only eat vomit."

[shapman87]

This is probably one of Ben Stillers best roles. LOL

[Deviancy0712]

@shapman87 Between this and Heavy Weights.. Tony Perkis is classic too

[xandibanz]

hahahahahahah 1:14 wtf

[spittingbloodhc]

"It how I handle my business... it's a metaphor" "I get it" "... but that actually happened though"

[75Terron]

2 dislikes, one of those people is worth $4 million, and the other is only worth...4

[doorbasher]

fuckin chuck norris

[therealgeezus]

its a metaphor

[tothecentre]

2:40 my fav!

[lazylank]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!"

You should have had that one too.

[spcsalas138]

"Oh I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once."

[Schadofawks91]

the people who dislike this can cram it up their cram holes

[MauerEllsbury]

Frankenstein into a FrankenFINE HAHAHAHA

[BRBBOWFLEXINL4D]

I wish you had the scene where he sends that random guys drink flying

[andur50k]

like how he never denies going to nazi camp

[ChristianCageCarisma]

W H I T...E!!! HAHA

[alfonsopwns]

wheres the scene where he slapped a drink out of someone's hand?

[batonrouge90210]

W-H-I-T.....E

[1227weaverb]

Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?....Yes I DID

[btc430]

""it's gotta be the hair cotton, it's feathered and lethal" ....missed that one

[TheStormtrooper00]

Globo gym where to sign up?:)

[Funkzilla101]

CRAM IT UP YOUR CRAMWHOLE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAUGHAIULGJAKJLGHA­LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[fortheloveoftunes]

1:52 :-)))

[ProtestantsRUs]

Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.

[geloprodon]

Blade.....Laser,Blazer LOL

[TheJoeconrad]

Unless your into that kinda thing, eheh, inthat case i got some shackles in the back ehheh but seriously, i got them.

[MunzerI92]

you know in some cultures they only eat vomit

[bscrud69]

WHIT .............................E­

[Archaik85]

blazer!

[mullindriver1]

Cram it up your cram hole Lafleur

[scuaqheele2]

Transcribe audio at 2:37

[herbaldemon]

W H I T!

e..

[PVFCpercyPVFC]

Turn it up high Reggie....... I WANNA BURN

[curruptofficial]

my gym's worth over four million dollars, yours isnt even worth four ...

[sionaldinho]

good video but it's missing a few things

Peter: "I know that's what I just said"

White: "touche"

"make your jokes mr jokey joke maker"

and

"oh now he's a philosophiser"

[pckl300]

Ball me blazer!

[aresye]

Can't believe there are those who thought this movie was bad. I think it's one of the most original and funny comedies made over the past decade.

[wesmantooth44]

Peter: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

White: Yes I did.

Makes me laugh everytime.

[callumritchie]

''sir i need you to take a look..WOW!!''

[azzamalbritani]

Why does this film celebrate the "Average Joes"? Globogym is clearly far more epic.

[eljamo117]

BALL ME BLAZER!

[piplup2009]

i honestly didn't know it was ben stiller until i had a close look at him on the dvd cover

[Wiggy500]

The pizza scene is easily the best one!

[TheVetoSkreeemer]

Great editing job, man, congratulations. I think White is one of the best roles Ben Stiller has ever played, maybe he should play the bad guy more often.

[Heneghan2k9]

fucking chuck norris



[thevoidconsumes]

you havent even got ... cupholders

hahahahahahahaha

[gohanknowsbest]

but that acctually happened

[Weimann1234]

What´s the song called with "Joe Ollie" xD :D ??

[BallMeShooter]

Haha 100k views?

Thanks guys, White really doesn't get old.

[IOFO2012]

@BallMeShooter Hahaha. Laughing quite hard. Thankyou so much for putting this together and posting. He's definitely one of the most iconic comedic antagonists of all time. Thanks again!

[wowpat449]

....and that's where we come in. HAHAHAHA!!!

[vegetajenovax]

And to think, they are married IRL.

[golfingomez]

'I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until 8, did you decide to skip arts and crafts?'

'... Yes I did.'

amazing

[anonnboy]

real FREAKIN naughty.

[TheDecrescent]

didn't even have "nobody makes me bleed my own blood"

[406forlife]

Cram it up your cram hole lefleur!

[xInCr3aTiOnZ]

W H I T............E

[Metallimaniac95]

2 people are Frankensteins while 296 peopple are Frankenfines! :D

[jwlbailey]

private reflection period lol

[GerbilsOnAGoped]

dude...fail...i only watched this for the involuntary muscle spasms part, and you forgot to put it, or you didn't think it was good enough to be included, either way. but other than that, good video.

[jalyssa007]

real FREAKY NAUGHTY! LOLOLOLOL XD

[notedown1010]

im white u kno, im white. W H I T........ E

[HitTheStixBRODIE]

"I have share holders. You don't even have cup holders."

"Why would I want cup holders?"

[BlackJack995]

isn't that convenient for you, and the clock

[yeshmayn]

@BlackJack995 off the clock, didnt get at first

[BigBass992]

END OF DEMO.

[joebhoy89]

Its a metaphor....but that actually happened

[1tridentman]

This is Blade, this is Laser...this is Blazer

Best part!!! LOL

[Dwk519]

BALL ME BLAZER!

[mayhoo22]

"Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ugliness and fatness are gentic disorders, much like baldness or necrophelia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. AND THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN! HAHAHAAAHA!!" - I live my life by this quote

[hockeycrosse27]

unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case i got some shackles in the back...... haha....... but seriously..... i got em

[golfingomez]

Fran Stolanoskavitch-Davidavidsky

[golfingomez]

Well isn't that convenient for you... and the CLOCK!

[Eprox26]

can some one write the full name of the woman?? Fran WHAT???

[Olson43]

@Eprox26 Fran Stalinavskavichdavidavitchsky i think

[1223Melo]

My cheeks hurt.

[joeshmoyourmom]

Oh I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once

[impulsewithMiggyVee]

its Tony Perkins from Heavyweights

[Halo3Tricksters222]

you made me bleed my own blood

[sakowihe75]

much like baldness or necrophilia lmao im choking on my pepsi

[tristanauspride]

baldness or necrophilia hahaha

[apolllos7]

im white, I'm white, w-h-i-t . . . . e

[FCDonkeyKong]

franstellanaskavic delveravicsky

[h3aveNsHaZe]

Can't believe you don't have ''NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD''

[matwil123456]

personal reflection period. i like to break a mental sweat too

[MrVille432]

We chould mate. XD

[greasemonkey2985]

Because here at Globogym, we're better than you! and we know it.

[metamuse42]

1:25 product placement in the back. but still hilarious

[zizwop]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[NinaFofeena]

Cram it up your cram hole, Lafleur! (Works just fine with other last names, too)

'Dear Barbara.....' comes in very handy on occasion.

[dellp456]

Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky

[acmilanowns]

... and the clock

[TheREALforeverone]

White Goodman disliked this

[FigNewton29]

how could this get a thumbs down....................fuckin chuck norris

[pimpdadysuperman]

White Goodman is the unidentical twin of Chuclk Norris.

[KyonoRocks]

Aww you missed the 'real FREAKY naughty' bit!

[Mcnabb236]

JONIE LOVES CHACHI!

[555hugs]

it's me taking the bull by the horns. it's how i handle my business. it's a metaphor.

...that actually happened though.

[CraftyJesus]

2:04 was the funniest part of the movie

just kidding...but seriously.....I've got em.

[MrMatto91]

Necrophillia...hahahhahaa sorry Bella

[SocomIyKillin]

you ready for the..WHOOO..hurricane?

[bauer4life]

I'm White i'm White W-h-I-T....

...E

[HibeeeHibernian]

You a naughty freak?

[leeds360]

Blade....Laser......BLAZER

[TheOzoneLayer7]

@leeds360 MICHELLE

[jnadeau28]

i know you... you know you... and i know that you know that i know you

[Anon371]

The only film where Stiller doesn't play himself

[r3i6nm8n]

You forgot his line "Facial total facial Le'Fluer."

[theopenJ]

ready for the.... wouuh, hurricane

[Theburn77]

but seriously, I've got 'em...

[bigbrian310]

you can turn that frankenstien you see in the mirror every morning into a frankfine :D

[romanchik1]

Oh, i don't think im a lot dumber than u thought that i think that i thought i was once.

[zeromanz12]

Best line ever, "Cram it up your cramhole"

[BGreenspan]

1 person didn't decide to skip arts & crafts at nazi camp

[Djames516]

I like to break a mental sweat, too.

[hunterdownn]

joannie loves chachi

[Dustin8824]

Fuckin Chuck Norris! Haha! That is classic!

[amateurdramatics]

YOU MISSED MY FAVOURITE: "REAL, FREAKY NAUGHTY!!!"

WELL DONE FOR THE REST THOUGH!

[AudriannaFay]

Asian bridals here **busizz4me.info**

[detinUretsehcnaM]

@AudriannaFay really???? GTFO