Duckie pulling up in a sleek convertable with a hot blond in back and a monkey wearing a "Kiss My Ass" tee riding shotgun. See, this was the ending they should have gone with for I Am Legend, not that boring reshoot.
Hahahaha, this is such a random and ridiculous story... fat kids vs monks? What the hell!? Rapping competition? Slashing the fat kid's throat after he looks so happy and joyful upon finding the candy? This is so stupid it's funny.
if you listen to the dvd commentary, Bob says in the scene where they lure the kid over to the bush and slit his throat, that in the script the monk passes by after.
The editor changed the order of it, so his throat is slit after the monk already rides by, so it's unnecessary at that point and therefore even funnier!
I've probably watched this sketch half a dozen times and I finally noticed the monk throwing gasoline on himself in preparation to set himself on fire. Good stuff Mr. Show!
The song played during the first two events is absolutely perfect. I missed like two minutes of the sketch because I was laughing to hard at the throat slitting part.
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One day I'm going to have my own sketch show and it's going to be even funnier than this. Then I'm going to have sex with Jessica Simpson...and Maureen Mccormack.
@ECOOL76 Wow I can't believe I never noticed this before. I must have seen Freaks and Geeks 6 or 7 times all the way through and who knows how many times I have watched this sketch.
at 2:50 is a perfect example of why this show should be watched in full episodes.... the skit before this derek mentions how he's been getting into hip hop, and it's a pretty funny moment, when odenkirk remembers. he just says hip-hop in such a dorky way as he remembers... I thought it was really funny the first time I saw it.
I love how they edited the scene in post, so that instead of slitting the kid's throat SO they could win, David slits the kid's throat even though they had already won.
Don't get me wrong, the rest of the skit is great, but the first 45 seconds or so are so representative of how genius this show is. Just, you know, this little skit about monks that goes on for a while, and then out of nowhere, the summer camp contest, against the snobby rich camp, which is ALSO the fat camp, followed by that completely awesome fat kid showing up and Bob Odenkirk staring at him with more hate than I have ever before seen.
You could write a fucking thesis on just the first 45s
Exactly. That exchange of glares was perfectly representative of everything great about this show. The impact this show had on the present ADD brand of comedy will never, EVER be properly thanked. You can't even fault Bob's horrible bald wig - with all of the other glorious aspects of this sketch. You HAVE to be entertained.
love the absolutely dreadful and unnecessary throat-slitting, 2:12-2:16. and the authorit-figure-saying-screwit-and-partying-down cliche at 4:27-4:30.
James Corden, in an early role.
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hahahahaha... "and tomorrow where making it 500 and 1..." most epic line! =D
iLOVENATURE2011 3 days ago
Lol... i enjoyed watching this video... thanks for sharing... :)
iampeeay01 3 days ago
The referee sounds sooo familiar.
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sfrance783 1 month ago
relax homeslice, the science of derekology is officially in effect
glottis5 2 months ago
@4.50
Is Dougie/Duckie played by the guy who plays Alan from Two and a Half Men?
elephas17 2 months ago
@elephas17 yes.
jfrsnjhnsn 1 month ago
@elephas17
yep. Duckie is his character from the movie Pretty in Pink.
mistermajestyck 1 week ago
I RAP, I RAP, I RAP RAP RAP! A RAP, RAP, A RAP TAP TAP! GET RAPPIN' WIT' IT! HEEEEYYYYYYY! GET RAPPIN' WIT' IT! HOOOOOOOO!
I RAP, I RAP, I RAPPITY RAP RAP! RAP, RAP, A RAP RAP RAP!
evilnewwargod 3 months ago 4
@evilnewwargod Damn, your science is too tight.
FiveInchTaint 3 months ago 4
If you start the video at 3:50, you won't have a clue what the fuck is going on.
homeyG75 4 months ago
@PBR69 yes the first time I watched at my friend's house, I literally rolled on the floor I was laughing so hard
marehtseira 5 months ago
Duckie pulling up in a sleek convertable with a hot blond in back and a monkey wearing a "Kiss My Ass" tee riding shotgun. See, this was the ending they should have gone with for I Am Legend, not that boring reshoot.
albee1000 6 months ago 3
@albee1000 dougie*
McPfoot 6 months ago
♫ a rap, rap, rappity rap rap
SeenGod 6 months ago
anybody know the song that plays in the background when duckie arrives?
sabutna4evur 7 months ago
@sabutna4evur It is an original song written for the sketch.
riversmark 6 months ago
the ref is Bill Murray's brother
awilsonator 8 months ago
i should have majored in derekology
pdorin1 8 months ago
Damn, his science is too tight
dulaneyj 9 months ago 11
I love Bob's bad bald cap.
jcasaurus 9 months ago
Bob's still a better rapper than Whiz Khafala (don't care if I spelled his name wrong)
breenfantwo 10 months ago 3
Lake Wannahabe. Hah.
FairsleyDifference 10 months ago
Was that Jon Cryer driving up in the convertable?
ralphyetmore 10 months ago 2
@ralphyetmore yes, rather it was his character "Duckie" from the movie "Pretty In Pink"
marehtseira 5 months ago
@marehtseira Oh Crap! That's right! It only took me ten years to get that reference with someone telling me exactly where that reference came from.
Yeah. That's about my speed. :)
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Of all the completely random, nonsensical ways Mr. Show transitioned between two sketches, this one has got to be my favorite.
"Okay, okay, CUT THE SHIT!"
eucaine2 11 months ago 7
William Van Landingham?!?!
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kemasanuja 1 year ago
0:40 lol
rhynofive 1 year ago
What can I sayyyyyyyy
TheTaskmaster 1 year ago
hahaha fat kid got his throat cut!
goldensolder44 1 year ago
Bob still fucking shit up old skool!!!! LOL at 4:05...VINNY PAZ DADDY!
Seniorchubakens 1 year ago
@ 0.28, damn , william van landingham III's ho looks pretty sexy.
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utkigyu 1 year ago
warning: lard
cameroncameroncamero 1 year ago
These kids are probably all dead
Aginor27 1 year ago
@Aginor27 Actually that one kid was the mini-mart manager on "Suite Life of Zack and Cody".
LaDracul 1 year ago
i love that professor murder throws his necklace to the floor and has another one underneath!
BigGiantOctopus 1 year ago
Wow, the smug look on William Von Landingham the 3rd's face is absolutely hilarious!
drzignot 1 year ago
He ain't no Professor Pickles
Deathregis 1 year ago
I want that monkeys shirt
13braury 1 year ago
This movie was on cable last night. Good movie, for its time...
grendelee 1 year ago
Hahahaha, this is such a random and ridiculous story... fat kids vs monks? What the hell!? Rapping competition? Slashing the fat kid's throat after he looks so happy and joyful upon finding the candy? This is so stupid it's funny.
einetutterauchen 1 year ago
Best Comedy Sketch of all time. Rap Rap Rap
mattdego 1 year ago
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Best rap song ever.
JohnFordDanceTroupe 1 year ago
fat white cunts
Ramble1212 1 year ago
bob odenkirk raps like soulja boy
IRVINGTONTS 1 year ago
My brother and I still call each other home slice after all these years haha.
soundcheck127 1 year ago
Freestyle rap comp!!!!!! tight nigga!!!! i love this show.
k9mannj 1 year ago
The part where the fat kid gets his throught slit came out of nowhere! Fucking genius!
dillzboy 1 year ago 5
The THIRD, my dear boy!
Shotgunnova 1 year ago 3
Nice Jon Cryer appearance! : )
justanotherjam 1 year ago 3
umm...who's Kurt Vonnegut.?
victordls 1 year ago
@victordls Seriously? Slaughterhouse Five? Breakfast of Champions? He is a writer that passed away not too long ago.
DasGoldenBoy 1 year ago 2
genius!
HappyMachineInc 1 year ago
Capt. Knuckles!!
Voodoojour 1 year ago
Damn! His science is too tight!
JSnugz 1 year ago 3
The third, my dear boy.
Freepablo 1 year ago 2
Saul!!!
chumpusmaximusohnose 1 year ago
what movie is this based on
SamDJones94 1 year ago
@SamDJones94 every 80's movie in existance
gzussturbo 1 year ago
@gzussturbo Totally.
DasGoldenBoy 1 year ago
The Ducky bit is genius (its from the Molly Ringwald movie Pretty in Pink for those who dont get the reference)
iscream22 1 year ago
Causin' Hocus Pokus like my man Kurt Vonnegut.
bsodfc 1 year ago
if you listen to the dvd commentary, Bob says in the scene where they lure the kid over to the bush and slit his throat, that in the script the monk passes by after.
The editor changed the order of it, so his throat is slit after the monk already rides by, so it's unnecessary at that point and therefore even funnier!
mistermajestyck 1 year ago 3
I've probably watched this sketch half a dozen times and I finally noticed the monk throwing gasoline on himself in preparation to set himself on fire. Good stuff Mr. Show!
WinnersDontUseDrugs 1 year ago
OKAY CUT THE SHIT!
AJoeProduction 1 year ago 2
hey! ducky!
get the fuck in here!
olbrwnshoe 1 year ago
I like that an agent had to call these parents and tell them we need big fat kid your son would be perfect
teedzy 1 year ago
Warning: LARD
SteveHutch514 2 years ago 4
the science of derekology
quoe1 2 years ago
Okay, okay! Cut the shit!
greengenes1977 2 years ago 4
The song played during the first two events is absolutely perfect. I missed like two minutes of the sketch because I was laughing to hard at the throat slitting part.
sventoby 2 years ago 5
Gordon Crisp appearance FTW.
mseales 2 years ago 4
oh shit son and Brian Doyle Murray. this sketch has it all.
mseales 2 years ago 6
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One day I'm going to have my own sketch show and it's going to be even funnier than this. Then I'm going to have sex with Jessica Simpson...and Maureen Mccormack.
stimpp 2 years ago
Sex with those two stopped meaning something years ago.
septentrionale 2 years ago 2
Who is the blonde at the end? Yowzas!!!
TKKJoeKr1975 2 years ago
hahaha. he cut that fat kid's throat! hahaha.
TKKJoeKr1975 2 years ago 4
this is great stuff!
sonderkommando2 2 years ago
The fat kid played on another great show. He was Gordon on Freaks And Geeks. 2 genius shows.... Rappa rappa rap rap rappa rap. Rap sucks
ECOOL76 2 years ago
@ECOOL76 Wow I can't believe I never noticed this before. I must have seen Freaks and Geeks 6 or 7 times all the way through and who knows how many times I have watched this sketch.
dill0174 1 year ago
"Niggas talking shit Ima shoot 'em in the gut
causin' Hocus Pocus like my man Kurt Vonnegut."
Fan-fucking-tastic.
davetoms1 2 years ago 49
hahahah this show was always the best dude!
keggerous 2 years ago
lol 2:12
epic win
jkol323 2 years ago 2
Agreed. The first time I saw it I nearly died hyperventilating from laughing so hard.
itsthebrod 2 years ago 4
jesus christ this is the greatest sketch comedy show in recorded fucking history!
bobsaget117 2 years ago 8
"ALRIGHT CUT THE SHIT!" is the greatest turnaround in sketch history.
pacifistanarchist 2 years ago 7
Waiting for Guffman and Christmas vacation too. He's been in so many great movies.
donbranelle 2 years ago
lol, I just noticed the can of lard says "warning" on it.. i miss this show, too funny.
VintageWhiteTerror 2 years ago 2
at 2:50 is a perfect example of why this show should be watched in full episodes.... the skit before this derek mentions how he's been getting into hip hop, and it's a pretty funny moment, when odenkirk remembers. he just says hip-hop in such a dorky way as he remembers... I thought it was really funny the first time I saw it.
freezazoid 2 years ago
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2:15 did fat kid is died?
Neekstarrr 2 years ago
Bill Murray's brother as the choice for playing the ref. was a stroke of pure fucking genius.
olqutseg 2 years ago 7
Is that who that guy is?! I love his voice.
ArtfulDawdger 2 years ago 3
Yes, it's Brian Doyle Murray. He played Lou Loomis in Caddyshack as well. He's been in a ton of good movies.
FiveInchTaint 2 years ago
@FiveInchTaint its bill's brother
duhhg80 1 year ago
he also does the voice of Captain K-Nuckles from FlapJack
9caps2hell 2 years ago
Owner and proprietor of Noah's Arcade
Chris Peterson's best friend Gus
Bubble boy's father/yoohoo truck driver
Just a few others to add to his resume
twojarslave 2 years ago 2
groundhog day...
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teak43 2 years ago
this show needs a revamp mad tv is canceled but snl is still around and that shit aint funn7y. MR SHOw is #1
masmotors 2 years ago
i like how the last event is makes the other two events pointless
thefunkof30000years 2 years ago 3
ok ok cut the shit!
MusicJew158 2 years ago
Prof. Murder
Raddbob 2 years ago 3
Best transition, ever!
champsmacker 2 years ago
William Van Landingham is my hero
deadbeatdynamo 2 years ago 6
The third, my dear boy
Rangelife1980 2 years ago 2
The third!
LordTacohead 2 years ago
The third my dear boy.
Kerriwyn 2 years ago 5
hahaha kurt vonnegut...
bowley4 2 years ago
I love the fact they edited it to where David slits the fat kid's throat AFTER the race is won.
Jon Cryer cameo FTW.
EternalSailorJason 2 years ago 2
Remember when Family Guy completely ripped off 2:10?
VicLabs 2 years ago 2
Nope
elpoo 2 years ago
yep I remember that. Good call on that.
Horus515 2 years ago 3
family guy ripped people off? has hell frozen over cuz that never happend before
thefunkof30000years 2 years ago 5
This is every damn movie made in the 80s
police academy/revenge of the nerds/animal house
kikuchiyoh 2 years ago 6
Bob's face at 0:34 is ART.
PissoPuyo 2 years ago 2
I can't tell if William Van Landingham the third iis being smug or trying not to laugh.
pacifistanarchist 2 years ago
i cant get past the stare down with van landingham
TRBNGR666 2 years ago 4
Damn, his science is too tight!
MRappa 2 years ago 35
i love that bucket.. WARNING: LARD
dmallrad 2 years ago 4
Good times, good times with this show!
Noromongrel 2 years ago
haha, that was the fat kid on billy madison!
Immutableimpossible1 3 years ago
a rap, a rap rapety rap rap. Too much!
indigosow 3 years ago 5
I think the first fat kid was used as the template for Cartman
Enturbulant 3 years ago
FUCKIN Hilarious!!!!
Shameful420 3 years ago
pass the mike yo !!!
slowhand111666 3 years ago
Yo what up G flex off the flex fizzle.
csurrel 3 years ago
I think that ref was the voice of George Liquor
JoeyPencils 3 years ago
It's Brian Doyle Murray, Bill Murrays bro
beergoggles69 3 years ago
sweet thanks
JoeyPencils 3 years ago
I knew a pedophile who called himself duckie after that 80's monstrocity.
Mr Show= win win win win WIN!!!!
(I guess that was a non sequitor)
graaar 3 years ago
the monk with the gasoline killed me. haha
MagnesDrachen13 3 years ago
What an amazing show lol! Why can't there be more like this?
mat5849 3 years ago 4
the throat slitting part had me losing it.
bobaki2003 3 years ago 7
is that andy milinakis???
WHYNOTTTTTTyeah 3 years ago
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I think slitting fattys throat might have been overkill O_o
RaidenTheAlmighty 3 years ago
i think you mean the best part of tv history..
johnnyUTAHmatlock 3 years ago 9
lmao
brainiacbelle 3 years ago
Relax homeslice... The science of Derekology is officially in effect.
Genius!
DasHeeb 3 years ago 9
So good
brainiacbelle 3 years ago
I laughed my ass off at the gasoline.
theoriginal42 3 years ago 4
His science is too tight!
Bushmills21 3 years ago 4
William Van Landingham???!!!
inertiaxxcreep 3 years ago 3
*The third*, my dear boy.
Eyedunno 3 years ago 9
Duckieeee!!!!
One of my favorite bits.
I love how they edited the scene in post, so that instead of slitting the kid's throat SO they could win, David slits the kid's throat even though they had already won.
FlowersInMidgar 3 years ago 3
causing hocus pocus like my man kurt vonnegut
Lorenzodogg 3 years ago 6
Yeah, the fat kid getting his throat slit is definitely pants-pissingly funny!
JoshSitar 3 years ago
I pissed my pants when he slit the kids throat
amart2105 3 years ago 4
ROFLOL I loved William Van Landingham on Freaks and Geeks.
wintermute007 3 years ago 2
Don't get me wrong, the rest of the skit is great, but the first 45 seconds or so are so representative of how genius this show is. Just, you know, this little skit about monks that goes on for a while, and then out of nowhere, the summer camp contest, against the snobby rich camp, which is ALSO the fat camp, followed by that completely awesome fat kid showing up and Bob Odenkirk staring at him with more hate than I have ever before seen.
You could write a fucking thesis on just the first 45s
kidlucius 3 years ago 8
Exactly. That exchange of glares was perfectly representative of everything great about this show. The impact this show had on the present ADD brand of comedy will never, EVER be properly thanked. You can't even fault Bob's horrible bald wig - with all of the other glorious aspects of this sketch. You HAVE to be entertained.
TINKamikaze 3 years ago 5
the bald cap enhances it.
qbtalshbh 3 years ago 2
"William van Landingham?!?!?!" lol
dust0fnations 3 years ago
The third my dear boy, the third!
Bfresh99 3 years ago
This is the funniest video of all time.
joeymrules 3 years ago
damn! his science is too tight! ahahhahaha
poshbird65 3 years ago
A Ringer!
RustyVanProductions 3 years ago
sadly, tibetan monks apparently aren't going to be able to make it to the next olympican... the big, once-every-four-years one, too..
falstaffswims 3 years ago
like my man Kurt Vonnegut!
kaelsleeps 3 years ago
love the absolutely dreadful and unnecessary throat-slitting, 2:12-2:16. and the authorit-figure-saying-screwit-and-partying-down cliche at 4:27-4:30.
falstaffswims 3 years ago 3
I wish Ducky and Dr. Baloney would magically appear at perfectly opportune times for ME...
heidirat 3 years ago 2
when he slits that kids throat its the most insane thing ever.
counteractive256 3 years ago 5
That was my favorite part. I started laughing so hard.
SkaterFTF 3 years ago
my favorite sketch XD
DeaDLettuce 3 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLL classic
applecore323 3 years ago
Kurt Vonnegut!
4warn 3 years ago
Word!
boosh4u 3 years ago
some of the fat kids are very cute
princette 3 years ago
hahahahahah the throat slit holy shit. that is so unexpected
ScottGotTold 3 years ago 2
"Damn, his science is too tight!"
BDK421 4 years ago 4
So is the band Professor Murder ripping off this sketch? I guess it wouldn't be a bad thing since this sketch and the band are cool.
wilsonatore 4 years ago
i cant stop laughing at that fat fuck getting his throat slit
Onibakudrift 4 years ago 8
Fat kids...
TAKENnameARGH 4 years ago