Did you hear that everyone, this person has finally found SOLID, DEFINITIVE PROOF OF GOD! This is a historic moment, the age old question will finally be answered, the debates will cease, our perception of reality will be forever altered, I sure hope I get to meet him. This may be the greatest discovery since mathematics, and it shall be written that the answer that has illuded history's greatest scientists was found on Youtube, right under our very noses. I hope somebody can find Santa too.
shitty cartoon.. atheist=not religiouse, thats all. lots of atheists belive in all kinda shit like conspiracy theories and alt medicine etc. so atheists can be as illogic as religiouse ppl.
@miket1m You want me to put in words my morals? It would take a whole book. Let's just say my standard is the ideal everyone is born equal, my standard is knowing that no one has the right to possess another human being nor physically nor psychologically. My standard is that there is nothing more beautiful to me to see that someone, anyone, is happy living his life, and nothing more satisfying for me to help him being happy and living their life.
@Leucotrain That's why i defend the weak when i can, that's why i try to listen before i speak, that's why i help the poor as i can, that's why i try every day to be better than i was the day before. I people have the right to live in dignity and to try and look for their happiness. Don't need any God to tell me that is right to do so, i already know.
@Leucotrain No only one word. What set of standards were you using when you judged wheather the situation was right or wrong? Subjective or objective?
@Leucotrain This is weak intellectual reasoning. This is a nice sentiment but its not what I'm talking about. Do you have an objective standard of morality by which you can judge whether or not something is morally right or wrong? Just answer that question.
@Leucotrain By what standards do you go by? Having good morals doesn’t mean you have objective morals. One atheist’s good morals might only be coincidentally consistent with true objective morality where another atheist’s isn’t.
@miket1m yeah i do. I was at the bar watching a band play and i see a male push a female down to the ground. I think to myself i dont know whats going on but i have to watch this more to see whats going on. Then the male pushes her the floor again. Instanly I push the guy bear hug him and take him to the floor. He didnt know what was going on i tell him that hes putting his hands on a female, soon there after hes kicked out of the bar. Her family was there and did nothing and are christian.
@NumeroJoe No I asked you. Surely you're familiar with subjective and objective morals. Hitchens is the last idiot I would ever expect to learn anything from unless I was an alcoholic. Hate to talk about the dead like that, but its true. the guy along with Dawkins are completely illogical.
@miket1m Well my dad used to beat on my mom, this is before i was about 5 or 6. My father taught me to be the man of the house and i was also the eldest of my siblings. I couldnt let anything happen to my brother or sister. If a situation did occur i had to make sure they were able to get help and i had to deal with it. When i did take the guy down i told myself that i couldnt see him do that again and did it with no fear. You dont need a book to tell you you are hurting some one.
Anyone who claims books in general are boring, as if all books the same is generally retarded. That is a comment I will stick with. Dumbfuck. You also put communism in the same group as terrorists and sexists, you clearly have no idea what communism is, which would support my hypothesis that you are retarded
@RogerabbitGosu I never said all books are the same you fucking idiot. And some people don't like reading like me because it makes me tired and it bores me a lot because I really don't give a shit about someone's life(novel stories). And when the fuck did I put communism in the same group and terrorists and sexists? dumb fucking bitch
I was half joking when I mentioned the book comment, it was mainly for fellow people who thought your video was shit to laugh at you. Now I believe you are retarded for other reasons, like forgetting things you have said and crying over what someone said about you over the internet <3 Peace :D
@RogerabbitGosu That isn't putting communism, sexism and terrorism in the same group dumbass. So I didn't forget what I said because I didn't say what you say I said. You think I'm "crying" over the internet? okay...... Capitols is how you know someone is pissed the fuck off. It is really easy to swear without being angry
No one would be quite as defensive as you are being without being upset, it must be because everyone thinks your video is bad ^^. The word is capitals. It is putting them in a group of things that are immoral to be, communism is theoretically the most moral philosophy .
Anyway I am off to bed, have fun with your sad life and awful cartoon :)
@RogerabbitGosu LOL ya sure I am being defensive. Is it because I am proving your stupid shit(happy face) wrong? You're obviously a troll. It's really obvious.
I was simply saying that I am n'either any of those things because they are all fucking stupid(happy face). Communism is stupid. What if there's a leader who is a rapist murderer pedophile? Nobody can change that because it's communism :)
No that's totalitarian ideals, and it what America is ruled by right now, although the one idea figure is a group of people, there are no choices made by the people, you clearly have no idea how communism works, communism is not necessarily a dictatorship, you are just a moron in every aspect of your life it seems.
@RogerabbitGosu LMFAO!!!! dumbass!!! You are the one who doesn't know what communism is! go back to the mental asylum you schizophrenic cunt! :D And go back to bed cuz your gonna be late for school tomorrow :)
lmfao? At least use real English, explain how I am wrong without calling me schizophrenic, you really do know nothing, it is really quite sad how fucked up American culture is.
@RogerabbitGosu First, I'm not american, i am a martian. Second, I can tell you have a prosthetic toe nail. I mean it's SO obvious. And I am using real english. the fake english is in the book of eli
@sobolev499 People who can't read are blind people. And some people don't like reading like me because it makes me tired and it bores me a lot because I really don't give a shit about someone's life(novel stories).
@alexandervlad some people don't like reading like me because it makes me tired and it bores me a lot because I really don't give a shit about someone's life(novel stories).
Fuck Christ. Fuck god. Fuck the easter bunny. Fuck santa. Fuck Allah. Fuck Shiva. Fuck the "Virgin" Mother-(joeseph's a chump). Fuck Joseph Smith.Fuck L.Ron Hubbard. Fuck donny and Marrie. Fuck Mitt Romney. Fuck Pope Rattzinburger(Nazi Fuck).Fuck anyone who claims to believe but they don't, Fuck anyone that claims god is real, THEY ARE LYING, AND THEY WANT/NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU.
And fuck agnostics. Get off the fence you fucking pussies.
just cops out in the name of humour and all the psuedo intelectuals shout about how brilliant and funny it is in a vain attempt to appear intelligent and 'with it'
The materialist tries to convince himself of a world that exists in and of itself, eternally and without cause. However, we cannot believe in something that has neither beginning nor cause. The theologian takes matters one step further back by saying that God created the world.
why do all people switch the meaning of atheist, with the nerd
atheists are people who rightly thinks, that there is no such a thing like god, cuz we never
met him, or his presence .. -_-'
the only proofs that religious pple have is a lame bana guy, and photoshopped pics and retarded assholes who thinks that they are someking of oracles and seers :P
There are Christians who give other Christians bad names, and they are the ones who go around saying atheists are morons. This is not how it should be; one should expect more from them, as well as more from atheists. But then all over youtube I see people making fun of Christians left and right. I'm sure no all atheists are like that right? Are they the same ones saying that peace on earth cannot be achieved while Christianity exists? Certainly you all have seen that episode of South Park....
I understand this video...but it doesn't make any fucking sense really...Vulcans don't laugh either, that's just bullshit XD, but I see Spock has brushed up on his colorful metaphors ;) .
Just want to say that through Jesus Christ we will be saved. That doesn't simply mean that we just have to say we believe in Jesus Christ, but actually do what Jesus commands. Love is not a feeling, love is not liking someone or something. Love is what you do! Love Jesus by obeying Him and His Commandments, open your heart to Him, seek Him with all your heart, repent of your sins and turn from them, and take time to build a relationship with Him. You need to KNOW Jesus!! May Jesus Bless You!
@NShimaru The atheist obviously DIDN'T know the theist was hiding there, which is why it took so long to find the theist. But the theist makes assumptions, bypassing the rational (he looked for a long time) for the irrational (he somehow just knew he was there). In the same way, theists will look at nature and just assume the irrational ("OMG God must have made all this!").
@apophis77 Oh okay so wait, this video is pro-theism then? I honestly can't tell what message I'm supposed to get from it at all. Thanks for the explanation though, I guess the reason I didn't get it was because I expected something interesting or insightful. This reminds me of the time a friend of mine told a joke so stupid nobody understood it, until people started realising it wasn't cause it was clever, it was just so bad there was nothing "to get".
@NShimaru No, it's not pro-theism. It's mocking the theist's tendency to make unfounded assumptions. As an example of this, I recently had someone tell me that the existence of intelligent life was evidence for the existence of God. Simply us being here was all he needed to make the leap to the whole divine superbeing thing. It's not the greatest joke ever, but I thought it was kind of funny.
@apophis77 Ohh okay, I couldn't even tell. Most of the time it's easy to tell with these sorts of videos what "side" they're supposed to represent, meanspirited insulting atheist = a sign of a theist writing it. But in this case I had no damn clue, because I..well, didn't get it.
Thanks for explaining though, this video left me terribly terribly confused, so having some light shed on it makes me feel better.
your all morons there is only one true god and thats the blue invisible monkey in my closet now before you attack my religion where is your evidence my god doesnt exist.
@ChinnuWoW of course im right :) except with my religion if you dont believe in it you wont go to hell you go to candy mountain... candy mountain charlie!!
@edusuntrebor well you see i can feel him in my heart i just have a feeling. nothing rational just a feeling look outside and see the trees and the sky and you will feel him inside your heart too
@dannyrambo1 Disproving or proving ur God is very easy, we'll just have to observe the interior of ur closet with a thermal imaging camera or empty a sack of flour. In order to disprove my God u ll have to do something similar to the entire universe, but the camera and the flour can't help you because in this case you are looking for the existence of universal consciousness. Rest assured that those who ask for proof of God don't have the required consciousness level to perceive it
@aliG2500 you infedel!!!!! this is geeeeeeeeehaddddd!!!! monkey style.!!!! everybody was kung fu fighting oooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhh ooooohhhh ahhhhhhh ohhh now you made my monkey god angry
@LarvicarioZ who are you to question the blue invisible monkey with your limited human brain? his greatness is too awesome for you to even ponder. he is invisible to your human eyes, but blue to your spiritual eyes. you had better repent of your doubting him right now and accept him as your personal monkey now or you'll to straight to hell, and i'll be in blue monkey heaven laughing at you.
@LarvicarioZ easy i feel him. i have a personal experience with him. wham! every excuse christians can come up with i can replace it to benifit my arguement with my monkey god
@dannyrambo1 My evidence is that you are the only person on this planet who claims their is an invisible blue monkey in your closet who is a God. Therefore since you are the only person who claims this you obviously have a mental deficiency and your credibility is forfeit.
The most likely candidate for a sentient "God" who created our universe is a group of very advanced extraterrestrials not of our universe. I don't believe in God, but if I did, this would be in my eyes the most likely creator of our universe.
If God is omnipotent, then he would have been able to create himself before he existed, which doesn't make sense, so he is not omnipotent in this case. If he has always existed, then he wasn't able to create the "time" permitting for his existence, so again, in this case, he is not omnipotent. So God, if he exists, is most likely not omnipotent, which means he was created by something or someone else.
It really comes down to how rational the religious person is. It's hit or miss. I didn't come out of Christianity because of atheists telling me how much religion is bullshit, I came out of it by studying what other people believed on my own and eventually realizing all this psuedo mystic mumbo jumbo is bullshit.
As an Atheists. This sucks gods cock.
moneyismagic101 4 hours ago
Did you hear that everyone, this person has finally found SOLID, DEFINITIVE PROOF OF GOD! This is a historic moment, the age old question will finally be answered, the debates will cease, our perception of reality will be forever altered, I sure hope I get to meet him. This may be the greatest discovery since mathematics, and it shall be written that the answer that has illuded history's greatest scientists was found on Youtube, right under our very noses. I hope somebody can find Santa too.
FallacyDecoder 5 hours ago
I am an atheist and I find this video... stupid, just stupid.
AnthonyAvonDEartist 16 hours ago 2
@AnthonyAvonDEartist I can't seem to think about half a shit I would give about what you just said there...
ChinnuWoW 5 hours ago
This is literally the most fucking retarded thing I have ever seen in my life.
Grohlvana 5 days ago 10
@Grohlvana Thanks! :)
ChinnuWoW 5 days ago
Disliked because I thought this was a Family Guy clip from the screenshot!
godfathercherry 1 week ago
@muffincheesepie Even if I was a woman, I could be a transexual. But I'm a guy. Now go make me a sandwich, you schizophrenic cunt! :D
ChinnuWoW 1 week ago
>Implying that atheits say fuck in every sentence
Also goanimate sucks. Learn flash.
manfandan 1 week ago
@manfandan I have a gigantic penis
ChinnuWoW 1 week ago
@ChinnuWoW That dosent make any sense.
manfandan 1 week ago 7
@manfandan How does having a gigantic penis not make sense???
ChinnuWoW 1 week ago
"Nowhere am I so desperately needed as aomng a shipload of illogical humans." -Spock
saxmanchiro 2 weeks ago
so is there going to be a 2nd part in which spock shags her?
geyza0711 2 weeks ago
fuck shit damn bitch cunt dick piss cock puke whore slut penis vagina bastard queef fart suck cum yeast infected cum bubble vomit crap hurl pbbbt!
ricktbdgc 2 weeks ago
@ricktbdgc BUKKAKE
ChinnuWoW 2 weeks ago
shitty cartoon.. atheist=not religiouse, thats all. lots of atheists belive in all kinda shit like conspiracy theories and alt medicine etc. so atheists can be as illogic as religiouse ppl.
Uuuurk 2 weeks ago
I'm an artiest, but yuo lost me at 'fucking".
ZenCross1 2 weeks ago
As an athiest, you're not doing us any favours by saying fuck all the time. Who's side are you on?
Neutrinoghost 2 weeks ago
@Neutrinoghost Atheist* Did I say I do anyone a favor by swearing? Did I say I represent every atheist on the planet?
ChinnuWoW 2 weeks ago
@MJon1209 sure, why not
Dubickimus 3 weeks ago
boring.
eni3614 3 weeks ago
@RAWRimTHEcat Name the part of the video where I say that all atheists say "fuck" in every line.
ChinnuWoW 3 weeks ago
@ChinnuWoW Part 0:01 through 1:24
NotTooComplicated 3 weeks ago
Question for atheist. Do you have an objective standard of morality by which you can judge whether or not something is morally right or wrong?
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m Well yes, the difference is we do not make good for the fear of hell, but just because we think it's good. It's that simple.
Leucotrain 3 weeks ago
@Leucotrain Come on, stop. Answer the question. Leave religion out of it for a sec. Answer the question.
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m You want me to put in words my morals? It would take a whole book. Let's just say my standard is the ideal everyone is born equal, my standard is knowing that no one has the right to possess another human being nor physically nor psychologically. My standard is that there is nothing more beautiful to me to see that someone, anyone, is happy living his life, and nothing more satisfying for me to help him being happy and living their life.
Leucotrain 3 weeks ago
@Leucotrain That's why i defend the weak when i can, that's why i try to listen before i speak, that's why i help the poor as i can, that's why i try every day to be better than i was the day before. I people have the right to live in dignity and to try and look for their happiness. Don't need any God to tell me that is right to do so, i already know.
Leucotrain 3 weeks ago
@Leucotrain No only one word. What set of standards were you using when you judged wheather the situation was right or wrong? Subjective or objective?
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m Subjective, like everyone on earth, whether they believe in trascendent or not.
Leucotrain 3 weeks ago
@Leucotrain No not everyone. You don't know what objective morals are?
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m yes it means that notions of "right" and "wrong" are universal and exist in all times. I don't believe in that.
Leucotrain 3 weeks ago
@Leucotrain This is weak intellectual reasoning. This is a nice sentiment but its not what I'm talking about. Do you have an objective standard of morality by which you can judge whether or not something is morally right or wrong? Just answer that question.
miket1m 4 hours ago
@Leucotrain By what standards do you go by? Having good morals doesn’t mean you have objective morals. One atheist’s good morals might only be coincidentally consistent with true objective morality where another atheist’s isn’t.
miket1m 4 hours ago
@miket1m yeah i do. I was at the bar watching a band play and i see a male push a female down to the ground. I think to myself i dont know whats going on but i have to watch this more to see whats going on. Then the male pushes her the floor again. Instanly I push the guy bear hug him and take him to the floor. He didnt know what was going on i tell him that hes putting his hands on a female, soon there after hes kicked out of the bar. Her family was there and did nothing and are christian.
rithphyra 3 weeks ago
@rithphyra Thats good. You did the right thing. Now what set of standards were you using to judge whether the situation was right or wrong?
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m As it is impossible to an answer justice through text, look for videos of Christopher Hitchens talking about morality.
NumeroJoe 3 weeks ago
@NumeroJoe to do this answer*
NumeroJoe 3 weeks ago
@NumeroJoe No I asked you. Surely you're familiar with subjective and objective morals. Hitchens is the last idiot I would ever expect to learn anything from unless I was an alcoholic. Hate to talk about the dead like that, but its true. the guy along with Dawkins are completely illogical.
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m I could answer anything about subjective and objective morality. You might want to message me if you want to debate.
ChinnuWoW 3 weeks ago
@miket1m Well my dad used to beat on my mom, this is before i was about 5 or 6. My father taught me to be the man of the house and i was also the eldest of my siblings. I couldnt let anything happen to my brother or sister. If a situation did occur i had to make sure they were able to get help and i had to deal with it. When i did take the guy down i told myself that i couldnt see him do that again and did it with no fear. You dont need a book to tell you you are hurting some one.
rithphyra 3 weeks ago
@rithphyra Did you know that the majority of atheist didn't have a good relationship with their fathers. Google it, its true.
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m fail troll failed to troll.
Pgaither84 3 weeks ago
@miket1m Probably because they're christian father is punishing them for being an atheist.
olwerXL 3 weeks ago
She is a real Pretty cartoon.
karlbuttler 3 weeks ago
@MJon1209 I thought she was indian
Redeemedsinner17 3 weeks ago
I can offer proof for the existence of God.
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m
I'd love to see you post that. ;)
Llavez 3 weeks ago
@Llavez
you could make a press conference to the whole world will see :D
sabin97 3 weeks ago
@Llavez Proof offered
The Laws of Logic:
The Law of Identity ~ Something is what it is and not what it is not
The Law of non Contradiction ~ Something can't be true and false at the same time
The Law of Excluded Middle ~ A statement is either true or false, with no middle ground
The Laws of Logic are absolute truth statements. They are transcendent. They are conceptual by nature. They form the basis of rational discourse.
How does an atheist account for their existence.
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m
ok explain hahah this ougt to be good
Nabolzi 3 weeks ago
@Nabolzi You don't understand the question? Its pretty basic.
miket1m 3 weeks ago
@miket1m Show me I really want to see
FallacyDecoder 5 hours ago
i saw the goanimate watermark, and immediately closed the window.
MediHusky 3 weeks ago
The god in the Bible doesn't exsist but there is a god. And can be proven mathmatically.
Hotwatty 3 weeks ago
@Hotwatty The troll in this channel doesn't exist, but there is a troll. ...and can be proven mathematically.
Hool39 3 weeks ago
@Hotwatty
ORLY ?
formless777 3 weeks ago
Go to hell.
Sincerely,
An atheist
HappyIsFleeting 3 weeks ago
what the fuck
JoaoMartins46 4 weeks ago
hahaha, wut? :)
ShnackaCracka 1 month ago
Noticed in your profile you said books: Books are too boring for me.
I think the real response to that is: I'm too retarded for books, honest just watch my videos.
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu So you're saying that everyone who doesn't like reading books are retarded? Dumbfuck
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW
Anyone who claims books in general are boring, as if all books the same is generally retarded. That is a comment I will stick with. Dumbfuck. You also put communism in the same group as terrorists and sexists, you clearly have no idea what communism is, which would support my hypothesis that you are retarded
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu I never said all books are the same you fucking idiot. And some people don't like reading like me because it makes me tired and it bores me a lot because I really don't give a shit about someone's life(novel stories). And when the fuck did I put communism in the same group and terrorists and sexists? dumb fucking bitch
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW
"I am not racist, sexist, communist or terrorist"
I was half joking when I mentioned the book comment, it was mainly for fellow people who thought your video was shit to laugh at you. Now I believe you are retarded for other reasons, like forgetting things you have said and crying over what someone said about you over the internet <3 Peace :D
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu That isn't putting communism, sexism and terrorism in the same group dumbass. So I didn't forget what I said because I didn't say what you say I said. You think I'm "crying" over the internet? okay...... Capitols is how you know someone is pissed the fuck off. It is really easy to swear without being angry
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW
No one would be quite as defensive as you are being without being upset, it must be because everyone thinks your video is bad ^^. The word is capitals. It is putting them in a group of things that are immoral to be, communism is theoretically the most moral philosophy .
Anyway I am off to bed, have fun with your sad life and awful cartoon :)
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu LOL ya sure I am being defensive. Is it because I am proving your stupid shit(happy face) wrong? You're obviously a troll. It's really obvious.
I was simply saying that I am n'either any of those things because they are all fucking stupid(happy face). Communism is stupid. What if there's a leader who is a rapist murderer pedophile? Nobody can change that because it's communism :)
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW
No that's totalitarian ideals, and it what America is ruled by right now, although the one idea figure is a group of people, there are no choices made by the people, you clearly have no idea how communism works, communism is not necessarily a dictatorship, you are just a moron in every aspect of your life it seems.
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu LMFAO!!!! dumbass!!! You are the one who doesn't know what communism is! go back to the mental asylum you schizophrenic cunt! :D And go back to bed cuz your gonna be late for school tomorrow :)
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW
lmfao? At least use real English, explain how I am wrong without calling me schizophrenic, you really do know nothing, it is really quite sad how fucked up American culture is.
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu First, I'm not american, i am a martian. Second, I can tell you have a prosthetic toe nail. I mean it's SO obvious. And I am using real english. the fake english is in the book of eli
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW
Prosthetic toe nail? *Blank face* I just... I just don't think I can talk to you anymore
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
@RogerabbitGosu not toe nail. I meant to say "ballsack". You have a prosthetic ballsack and brain cells.
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW You can compare a person who doesn't like reading to a person who can't read, so yes. In a sense you're retarded.
sobolev499 1 month ago
@sobolev499 People who can't read are blind people. And some people don't like reading like me because it makes me tired and it bores me a lot because I really don't give a shit about someone's life(novel stories).
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW Yes, everyone who doesn't like reading books is in fact retarded. you as well
alexandervlad 1 month ago
@alexandervlad some people don't like reading like me because it makes me tired and it bores me a lot because I really don't give a shit about someone's life(novel stories).
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
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Fuck Christ. Fuck god. Fuck the easter bunny. Fuck santa. Fuck Allah. Fuck Shiva. Fuck the "Virgin" Mother-(joeseph's a chump). Fuck Joseph Smith.Fuck L.Ron Hubbard. Fuck donny and Marrie. Fuck Mitt Romney. Fuck Pope Rattzinburger(Nazi Fuck).Fuck anyone who claims to believe but they don't, Fuck anyone that claims god is real, THEY ARE LYING, AND THEY WANT/NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU.
And fuck agnostics. Get off the fence you fucking pussies.
OneWarmDragon 1 month ago
Apparently, Go!Animate doesn't come with a "funny" plugin...
AegisNova 1 month ago
Geez, I'm guessing a kid made this, Seeing as how Spock is cussing at a black lady who doesn't even know how to spell Ashiest....
christopherharvell66 1 month ago
just cops out in the name of humour and all the psuedo intelectuals shout about how brilliant and funny it is in a vain attempt to appear intelligent and 'with it'
harliquinz 1 month ago
poses an interesting hypothosis but doesnt have the balls, intelligence nor wit to answer it.
harliquinz 1 month ago
shit
harliquinz 1 month ago
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHUU
hardinmichael1981 1 month ago
more people fighting about opinions and beliefs,its almost as bad as the video game board on 4chan,"STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE!!"
iarcheese 1 month ago
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The materialist tries to convince himself of a world that exists in and of itself, eternally and without cause. However, we cannot believe in something that has neither beginning nor cause. The theologian takes matters one step further back by saying that God created the world.
Herbert Spencer
1tabligh 1 month ago
i was askng myself how can anything be more pathetic than this video then i realised the uploader is asking to subscribe ahhhh
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
why do all people switch the meaning of atheist, with the nerd
atheists are people who rightly thinks, that there is no such a thing like god, cuz we never
met him, or his presence .. -_-'
the only proofs that religious pple have is a lame bana guy, and photoshopped pics and retarded assholes who thinks that they are someking of oracles and seers :P
MrNapiszar 1 month ago
I fucking cracked up at "that's what she said."
aluisious 1 month ago
There are Christians who give other Christians bad names, and they are the ones who go around saying atheists are morons. This is not how it should be; one should expect more from them, as well as more from atheists. But then all over youtube I see people making fun of Christians left and right. I'm sure no all atheists are like that right? Are they the same ones saying that peace on earth cannot be achieved while Christianity exists? Certainly you all have seen that episode of South Park....
simpson1177 1 month ago
this is so bad it's fucking brilliant. i dunno about you guys, but i laughed my ass of to this video.
aliG2500 1 month ago 13
@aliG2500 All my videos have the same type of humor :)
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW I can't tell if you're a genuine believer or a troll
tomrees82 1 month ago
The only thing that you guys are good for is mocking Theists.
flameboy1236 1 month ago
atheism v religion aside this was just not funny and the joke made no sense. "how did you know I was hiding here" is the punchline?
JohnTheHutDweller 1 month ago
HOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOW, ha.
Laitharex 1 month ago 7
just use flash kid.
SuperVaisefoder 1 month ago
is this supposed to suck this much?
alecton 1 month ago 2
hahahahahaha he said "hard and long"
flidflidflidflid 1 month ago
Yep, Atheists came about from logic and reasoning, and it has NOTHING to do with the indoctrination of western media LOLOL.
Oh thats right, only the religious are indoctrinated.
Imagine that though, being indoctrinated by the television?
EquitesVeritatis 1 month ago
It's Stephen Hawking and his wife!
jackwdc 1 month ago 19
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@jackwdc dumbass its spock
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW Dumbass, it's spock.*
jackwdc 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW dumbass, you missed the joke.
Harvidz 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW dumbass for not knowing a nerd's god character?
blindedby2monkeys 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW *facepalm*
InSearchOfCreepers 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW dumbass it's the voice
megadeathx 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW He meant Stephen Hawking is the voice actor :))
TheMajinTrunks 1 month ago
@TheMajinTrunks oh ok lol
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago
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I see you are Jedi too, oops that's the dislike bar...
emel0n 1 month ago
Spock wants tips on fucking. That's all I got from this video.
Moppy1988 1 month ago
GoAnimate- easily make animations exactly the way you want, except for how terrible it always turns out.
SacTappingUnicorn 1 month ago
I understand this video...but it doesn't make any fucking sense really...Vulcans don't laugh either, that's just bullshit XD, but I see Spock has brushed up on his colorful metaphors ;) .
TheBosstrain 1 month ago
Fake and Gay
MaxamillianArturo 1 month ago
Spock is acting strange! Has he been inhaling some spores or something??
MissLucyBoomer 1 month ago
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Just want to say that through Jesus Christ we will be saved. That doesn't simply mean that we just have to say we believe in Jesus Christ, but actually do what Jesus commands. Love is not a feeling, love is not liking someone or something. Love is what you do! Love Jesus by obeying Him and His Commandments, open your heart to Him, seek Him with all your heart, repent of your sins and turn from them, and take time to build a relationship with Him. You need to KNOW Jesus!! May Jesus Bless You!
givemetruth111 1 month ago
go animate sucks
videowatch84 1 month ago
I don't get it.
NShimaru 1 month ago 17
@NShimaru You're not supposed to.
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago 3
@ChinnuWoW So it's not some sort of clever metaphor?
NShimaru 1 month ago
@NShimaru The atheist obviously DIDN'T know the theist was hiding there, which is why it took so long to find the theist. But the theist makes assumptions, bypassing the rational (he looked for a long time) for the irrational (he somehow just knew he was there). In the same way, theists will look at nature and just assume the irrational ("OMG God must have made all this!").
apophis77 1 month ago
@apophis77 Oh okay so wait, this video is pro-theism then? I honestly can't tell what message I'm supposed to get from it at all. Thanks for the explanation though, I guess the reason I didn't get it was because I expected something interesting or insightful. This reminds me of the time a friend of mine told a joke so stupid nobody understood it, until people started realising it wasn't cause it was clever, it was just so bad there was nothing "to get".
NShimaru 1 month ago
@NShimaru No, it's not pro-theism. It's mocking the theist's tendency to make unfounded assumptions. As an example of this, I recently had someone tell me that the existence of intelligent life was evidence for the existence of God. Simply us being here was all he needed to make the leap to the whole divine superbeing thing. It's not the greatest joke ever, but I thought it was kind of funny.
apophis77 1 month ago
@apophis77 Ohh okay, I couldn't even tell. Most of the time it's easy to tell with these sorts of videos what "side" they're supposed to represent, meanspirited insulting atheist = a sign of a theist writing it. But in this case I had no damn clue, because I..well, didn't get it.
Thanks for explaining though, this video left me terribly terribly confused, so having some light shed on it makes me feel better.
NShimaru 1 month ago
Leonard Nemoy and Alicia Keys? I don't get it...
AcruxSolus 1 month ago
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Famous atheists last words before dying. on you tube !!!!!check it
kongo4527 1 month ago
Terrible acting.
Andromedonian 1 month ago
@Andromedonian Computers aren't good at acting.
Nemesis000000 1 month ago
@Nemesis000000 No they are not. haha.
Andromedonian 1 month ago
sexy. oh come on. it's all just a sex thing. watch the video again. i've seen better foreplay, but i HAVE seen worse :)
RobertJamesAsmus 1 month ago
your all morons there is only one true god and thats the blue invisible monkey in my closet now before you attack my religion where is your evidence my god doesnt exist.
dannyrambo1 1 month ago 87
@dannyrambo1 OMG you are right!
ChinnuWoW 1 month ago 20
@ChinnuWoW of course im right :) except with my religion if you dont believe in it you wont go to hell you go to candy mountain... candy mountain charlie!!
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 LOL :P awesome
222RL 1 month ago
@ChinnuWoW Worship the Blue Invisible Closet Monkey! Lets start a cult!
realbirder 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 All hail the monkey!
ThatGuyWithHisHat 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 Everything you said is correct except "your". It's "you're", but that's fine.
monkeyslaye 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 save me!!! im a true beleiver praise the monkey hallelujah !! wololo
slitheredxscars 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 Where can I learn more about this true Lord?
Kingddd333 1 month ago
@Kingddd333 i will write a book about my miricles and bury the book for thousands of years first then we can start worshiping it lol
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 sounds legit
Kingddd333 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 If the monkey is invisible... how do you know it's blue?
edusuntrebor 1 month ago
@edusuntrebor well you see i can feel him in my heart i just have a feeling. nothing rational just a feeling look outside and see the trees and the sky and you will feel him inside your heart too
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
@edusuntrebor No no no, if it's invisible, it's color would be clear/nothing/...invisible.
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@dannyrambo1 Disproving or proving ur God is very easy, we'll just have to observe the interior of ur closet with a thermal imaging camera or empty a sack of flour. In order to disprove my God u ll have to do something similar to the entire universe, but the camera and the flour can't help you because in this case you are looking for the existence of universal consciousness. Rest assured that those who ask for proof of God don't have the required consciousness level to perceive it
emel0n 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 being blue and invisible at the same time? now thats how a god should look like.
schackmountain 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 no fucking way! the only true god is THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. accept him before it's too late
CareFreeWherever 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 Shut up moron! God is obviously a Giant Invisible Galactic Cheeseburger that lives on Mars. I declare a Crusade upon thee, heathen!
aliG2500 1 month ago
@aliG2500 you infedel!!!!! this is geeeeeeeeehaddddd!!!! monkey style.!!!! everybody was kung fu fighting oooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhh ooooohhhh ahhhhhhh ohhh now you made my monkey god angry
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 Cheeseburger O Akbar!!!
aliG2500 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 My evidence is how can something be blue and invisible at the same time?
LarvicarioZ 1 month ago
@LarvicarioZ who are you to question the blue invisible monkey with your limited human brain? his greatness is too awesome for you to even ponder. he is invisible to your human eyes, but blue to your spiritual eyes. you had better repent of your doubting him right now and accept him as your personal monkey now or you'll to straight to hell, and i'll be in blue monkey heaven laughing at you.
castelgandalf 1 month ago
@castelgandalf I'm not questioning him, I just wanted to know how he broke sight, but now I see the truth, the invisible blue truth.
LarvicarioZ 1 month ago
@LarvicarioZ easy i feel him. i have a personal experience with him. wham! every excuse christians can come up with i can replace it to benifit my arguement with my monkey god
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 You're comment: 61 thumbs, the video: 58.
tdurran 1 month ago
@tdurran if only thumbs up means anything lol i didnt even know i had that much until you told me
dannyrambo1 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 My God said so, bro
yobouysway 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 My 2,000 year old book disagrees!
petermd99 1 month ago
@dannyrambo1 My evidence is that you are the only person on this planet who claims their is an invisible blue monkey in your closet who is a God. Therefore since you are the only person who claims this you obviously have a mental deficiency and your credibility is forfeit.
gearhead2k6 1 month ago
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Amashkitotamoes 1 month ago
The most likely candidate for a sentient "God" who created our universe is a group of very advanced extraterrestrials not of our universe. I don't believe in God, but if I did, this would be in my eyes the most likely creator of our universe.
TheUltimateCynic 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
If God is omnipotent, then he would have been able to create himself before he existed, which doesn't make sense, so he is not omnipotent in this case. If he has always existed, then he wasn't able to create the "time" permitting for his existence, so again, in this case, he is not omnipotent. So God, if he exists, is most likely not omnipotent, which means he was created by something or someone else.
TheUltimateCynic 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Both sides are ignorant fucks.
Lazy0Waffle 1 month ago 2
This makes me sad to be an atheist.
DremordDrale 1 month ago
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MyFunzy 1 month ago
It really comes down to how rational the religious person is. It's hit or miss. I didn't come out of Christianity because of atheists telling me how much religion is bullshit, I came out of it by studying what other people believed on my own and eventually realizing all this psuedo mystic mumbo jumbo is bullshit.
Nagneto 1 month ago