Hip Hop Harry

[NmwTechBoyz]

i had my neice watching this . this not funny ! LMFAOOOO ! .

[diogeneslaertius666]

good times.

good times. 

[MrVlcom]

ima kill that asshole one day

[diogeneslaertius666]

still funny

[imvuisdabomb11]

i love hiphop harry its a tv show tht i watch im 16 and still watch it

[paulmcpherson100]

go harry go harry

[PrettyDanceDiiva]

AYYY THHIS IS 4 THEE HOES WIDD DOOKIE BRAIIDS AYY LOL MY RINGTONE

[punkboy198]

this guy used to be barney lol

[tibinky]

lmfao

[1994babyd]

yall bogus asz hell lmao

[yogodut]

what song is this?

[crucial101]

lmao yall forced it

[breathing1nsulfur]

this video is fucking hilarious, but the song sucks:)

[diogeneslaertius666]

blame umg, try starting the video while playing bring your whole crew

[inopian]

bring your whole crew is my favorite song ever, but this one is a close second. requesting sauce pl0x

[AuroraKismet]

Now I will endlessly wonder what song this was that was so offensive

A pox on the greedy,callous corporations that feign interest in music.

[diogeneslaertius666]

dmx - bring your whole crew

[bottlepop62]

"Who shot you,aww nigga like you don't know"lol, hip hop harry is a jail berg dancing with kids, he did some time behind bars,lol,

[sirlegendhead]

I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse. XD

[onbinryu]

I nearly shit my pants watching dis

[h0llywood94015]

HIP HARRY U DNT SAY BADWORDSSS LOL

[missladiirox]

im nasty nikka u heard wat i said nikka..lolz i dont giva fck g..

[missladiirox]

lolz dis shit is funnii

[diogeneslaertius666]

I think you mean inappropriately awesome.

[h0llywood94015]

LOL

[diogeneslaertius666]

I just noticed that you spell words with a "y" where there should be an "i"

I find this to be delightful.

I really cannot begin to explain the giddy sense of joy and mystery that envelopes my heart when I consider the cleverness of it.

[brainwashedbybush]

A notion of ontological determinism that is strictly different from epistemic determinism can have no practical consequences.

[diogeneslaertius666]

my good sir, are you suggesting this video has been edited?

[technoboylovers]

thats sad, why the fuck would someone even call this a "kids" show?

What the hell is up with our society these days? :P

[woai77]

haha mannn

thats brilliant

[BobbyAndTommy924]

HIp Hop Harry teachs people to be ghetto like HIm!!!!!!

[LittleE6]

this song is repulsive. i hate it. it's not funny, unless you are a Serial killer looking for a good laugh!!!!!!! It is the worst hip hop song I have ever heard. DMX has the freakin nerve to call himself a Christian!!!!

[diogeneslaertius666]

Your insightful commentary into mans existential crisis was both poignant and moving.

[diogeneslaertius666]

i think you mean horribly awesome

[drumking108]

dude that was sweet

"got blood on mah dick cuz i fucked a corpse" hahah all the kids were like YEAA!

[diogeneslaertius666]

cheers!

[KaraMarisa]

lmao! imagine if that was really what ttype song they'd play on the show

[diogeneslaertius666]

at least it would be intellectually and aesthetically honest to do so XD

[newcastle6666]

WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[newcastle6666]

they should have made him an alaskan black bear costume. then he really would be hip hop harry not hip hop wigger harry

[djnordquist15]

Thats some funny shit

[diogeneslaertius666]

cheers

[Volbian]

ROFL ncie dio

[IsrealFloresto]

hip hop harry???!! wtf

[diogeneslaertius666]

you are welcome

[iskyyfly]

I like the part where he says he fucked a corpse and the girls are like, "oh, yea".

[km100702]

you watch barney?! What a loser.

[diogeneslaertius666]

my good sir, are you suggesting barney isnt totaly fucking hardcore?

im pretty sure this video constitutes ironclad evidence to the contrary.

[Dusty696969]

Hip hop harry is a nasty nigga

[TheLoneRanger13]

lmao

[iamsokool15]

i do NOT like poo poo harry! you BIG poo poo!

[diogeneslaertius666]

:D poop!

[Softballs4KoolKids]

Me and my friend austin were talking about this guy and singing the song in my science class and I got kicked out of the class! I was like wtf but it was worth it

[diogeneslaertius666]

hell yes it was worth it, tell your science teacher this video was edited together by a quantum dualist.

[Poco64]

420 SMOKEWEED EVERY DAY

[diogeneslaertius666]

i stay high, i stay high motherfucker.

[tannerskates123]

your a disgrace to hip hop harry

[diogeneslaertius666]

lol, ok

[urbanburglary]

BAHAHAHA your awesome

[mattihoo]

LOL

[themangoproductions]

that was the best vid i seen wit DMX involved

keep it up

[babygurl9032]

hey harry! lol

[BurTOnBorDeR23]

hahaha hip hop harry meets DMX and Bring your whole crew

[diogeneslaertius666]

thank you to all the people with a sense of humor who have enjoyed this video and gotten it up to 100k views.

[eboneemoviemaker]

wow thats crazy

[lillianbuttercups]

HAHAHA!!!! I luv how they teach kids how to be "gangsters" HAHAAH!! Thats sssssssssssooooooooooooo funny!!!

[icecubefan4eva]

wow i dont think any kid is dumb enough to lean from a bear to do wrong*im mad yall people always gotta find something negative in a good thing!

[Equest8]

HAHA so funny xD

Very nice.

[meggykins11]

rofllllll wow

[diogeneslaertius666]

this bear is fuckin RAW

daaaaaaaaamn

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

jesus thats gross, but you should make a full version, i would defenetly subscribe nice job

is this rip by tupac?

[diogeneslaertius666]

dmx: bring your whol crew

viz.

watch?v=cWnQrOXMlKs

[star0shadows]

I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a horse?

[diogeneslaertius666]

corpse, but somehow horse is Much funnier.

[star0shadows]

Haha, beastiality versus nechrophelia.

[autobotman]

okay, that just SCARED ME!!!! ITS LIKE RAPPING TELETUBBIES!!

[lunaticgin]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK B I'LL GET YOU TOUCHED BE!

- Hip Hop Harry

R

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P 2PAC

[diogeneslaertius666]

i am deeply wounded by your insightful critiques

[jjakshon]

and i thought hip hop was dead until hip hop harry came along

[diogeneslaertius666]

he brings a ruckus

[Taigacan]

hes a G

[TheClique86]

the words dont even come in until around 30 seconds, is this lady stupid enough to have spent that much time thinking it was a normal clip?

[diogeneslaertius666]

i believe the answer is yes.

[DramaFreeInNYC]

If youve never seen this character before you could easily think that this is the actual audio. As did I. Its not until the lyrics come in that you realize it was just some cornball who has no life, trying really hard to be funny. This vid is so stupid and lacks any humor. And if you think this is a "cool vid" You need to get a life too!

[BloodyDoves]

You're a pussy.

[konvicted9427]

if u had a life u wouldnt be lokkin up Hip Hop Harry on Youtube....Genius

[penquin14]

your a douchebag, if you comment on videos that resemble somebody not having a life(unlike this one which resembles somebody that took time to create a parody of hip hop harry which has over 100 thousand views you moron) then its pretty obvious that your one lacking this so called "life"

douche

[commieliberal]

what is the matter with the people flaming in here? it was really funny, im sorry your neice saw it, but its youtube, there are a lot of things like this on here. in the end its your responsibility to make sure the programs your children view are what you deem suitable, not the filmmakers, not the youtubers, not the TV networks, its yours.

I highly doubt its the lack of hugs that made him/her post this video, im sure it was a sense of humor, something some of you could use.

[goingxgone]

people that are annoyed by this,

should just deal.

the internet isn't going to adjust just so that you're happy.

some things just aren't going to go your way,

get used to it.

[OssamabinKenny]

this is simply the best video on the whole wide web

P.S:i like hugs from all the women as long as i don't get blood on my pecker

[kola04]

Don't listen to the haters. This is a work of art.

[sulypsbon]

I played this for my niece as I thought she'd probably enjoy a children's educational hip hop character. I immediately had to turn it off. She asked... why did the bear curse like that? Its a shame that you would ruin this for children. And no I dont think youre a devil worshiper or smoke crack but you may need a hug and try to get out of the house every once in a while to develop your social skills. God loves you too.

[diogeneslaertius666]

mommy why did the bear say hes got blood on his dick ?

[sulypsbon]

Shut down the computer. Go outside, breathe in the nice cool air. And forgive your parents. Serously dude, you need a hug.

[diogeneslaertius666]

quote: I played this for my niece as I thought she'd probably enjoy a children's educational hip hop character. -sulypsbon

i rest my case.

[sulypsbon]

Youve made absolutely no point other than you're a pathetic loser who spends the day preying on children simply because you were deprived of any love and attention as a child. Very typical behavior actually. Now go ahead and crowd the comment area with your pseudointellectual replies. I'm guessing still no hugs today??

[commieliberal]

preys on children!??!!? where the hell do you get that from? he posted a parody video of a kids show. how is that preying? why do people assume just because you like certain things you had a bad childhood? i had/ am having a great one, lots of love and support, and i found this funny as hell.

please dont go around judging peoples childhood or lifestyle. who are you to say he had a bad childhood? was your pefect and thus your perfect? Remember, judge not lest ye be judged. Darwin loves you.

[sulypsbon]

Darwin, youre right. I shouldnt have assumed that he wasnt loved enough as a child. I wouldnt have minded so much if he hadnt used the explicit version of the song to do a parody of a childs show. Oh, and please dont dish out the most hideously overused bible quote there is esopecially when you support lyrics like... "I got blood on my di*k cuz I fuc*ed a corpse, Im a nasty n*gga"! Humor, Ive got, Love for Hip-Hop I've defintely got but tolerance for bullsh*t, I do not!

[commieliberal]

its overused because it applies quite well to many situations. I think the explicity(is that a word?) is the point and what makes it funny, because its a kids show character. Everyone has their own sense of humor and taste in music (i hate hip hop) some people might say my music and my sense of humor is dumb and stupid, its all about each individual.

[sulypsbon]

I agree... Humor is definitely based on perception! Just curious though... Since youre obviously an adult and you hate hip hop, what would make you click on this link? I mean, personally, if this had said Heavy Metal Harry, I wouldve kept scrolling. :/

[commieliberal]

actually im 17. i was looking for that "dried apples..." clip from the soup. (if anyone is curious, just type "hip hop harry dried apples" its amazingly funny)

[diogeneslaertius666]

DUDE!@

if u find the clip let me know....

omg man thats the best clip of all time.

"Dried apples? what are those?"

CLASSIC! haha i checked thru all the vids at the soups page but couldnt find it :((

[diogeneslaertius666]

Fun Fact!

i actualy made This video after watching that clip on the soup!

[dpope3467]

educational hip hop character? why dont you tell the kid to go outside and fucking play instead of sitting on her ass and watching youtube!

[sulypsbon]

Hmmmm, is this coming from someone who's... sitting on his ass watching Youtube?? Tisk, Tisk, Tisk... Those who live in glass houses...

And no I will not allow her to go out and play in 10 degree weather, moron!! But wait... What are YOU doing watching Hip Hop Harry?? Pathetic loser number 2--sitting on his ass watching a children's program on Youtube!! LMAO!!

[trailermechanic]

dude this is a kid tv show have some respect you must be a petitfile or something

[diogeneslaertius666]

thats a reasonable conclusion, also you might go on to infer that i worship satan and smoke crack out of a dead mans skull.

because for you, such assertions are perfectly reasonable XD

one love bitchbase

[4ZNT0MMY]

dat was bull man dat waz bull shyt nd diogeneslaertius666 dont try act so smart dawg cuz u aint!  u be postin ghetto style of barney..like wtf? u kno ur gay

[diogeneslaertius666]

one more time in English please

[southparkd00d]

dude ur fckin retarded. dont need any of ur shit nigra talk

[Joshypooo1]

I don't consider this music. it's just retards yelling.

[diogeneslaertius666]

im smarter than the devil.

[Luxor100]

Definitley agree. Not with the part about hip hop being poison, but books are always better than T.V.

[hurican310]

FUCK YOU YOU GAY ASS PUSSY LICKIN NUT SACK LICKIN BITCH ASS HIPPIE HAIR ASS HATER ASS BITCH ASS OF YOU TUBE YOU MOTHA FUCKIN HATER

YOU FUCKIN HATERZ MAKE ME FUCKIN SICK

DUM ASS

THIS MOTHA FUCKIN VIDIO IS GANGSTALICIOUS IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

AND BTW

i couldnt find a nice way to say it but yo breath is buttylicious

[diogeneslaertius666]

respect

[diogeneslaertius666]

hip hop harry is a prerequisite for existentialism.

[busby2]

roflamrolmrflmfalofml

[codynoall]

I'm sorry but hip hop harry is the stupedest thing ever

[KareenCasey]

yeeeee

[analretentivechef]

I put this on with my 5 year old and 4 year old in the room, not realizing this nitwit did this. Beyond weak.

[blazzin12aj]

haha sucks for u bitch

[diogeneslaertius666]

liar

also you are a bad parent

OWNAGE!

[mariohds86]

stupid bear , i kinda hate him

[diogeneslaertius666]

but they dont hear me tho

[Hickorylips]

mad fucking funny

[hurican310]

MAN DAT SHIT TIIIGHT

[diogeneslaertius666]

but they dont hear me tho

[SexyQuinta]

u heard wat i said muthafucka lol she off da shyts holla

[hotltlmomma]

cooooolllnessss

[deadroses999]

wtf???

[thehoaglandheads]

My son loves hip hop harry.

[ultm8ninja]

hip hop harry dis to barney

[baybay200]

hip hop harry is on crack

[diogeneslaertius666]

we are the hollow men, leaning together: headpiece stuffed with straw.

[trixx614]

but they dont hear me tho!!

[Wywfmfu]

kill it, kill it with fire

[djvinnyboy]

Oh my god who ever gave who ever the fuck is singing a contract must of being crazy or high or on crack or something wrong with that person JA RULE SUCKSSS ASS and i dont give a fuck if he has more money than me

[leland15]

rofl

[diogeneslaertius666]

sit on it potsy

[diogeneslaertius666]

pwnage

[Ndizzyinthehizzy]

The kids are a bunch of WIGGAS.

[kk2552858]

omg omg lmfao!!!!!!! that is sooooooo funny!

[Dahmoney]

fuck barney my nigga harry like a crack epidemic

[Dahmoney]

this my shit folk

[eightbitbreaks]

DMX - Bring Your Whole Crew

[warmkaramel]

you took the words rigth out my mouth but hip hop harry is not a bad that song think it bad if you never watch try watching it better then all that on t.v now

[YeaGer999]

Hip Hop Harry is going to be the end of earth the generation of kids that watch that bullshit show are going to grow up loving hip hop and rap promotes drugs, violence, and importance of material possessions. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sesshomaru1997]

think most black rappas are fat no offence but they are look at... hmm cant think rite now its 6:00 here yawn

but this was sweet dude

[diogeneslaertius666]

oh, it just works on So many levels...

[xYachiru]

wtf dio =( i dont get a "sup auri"?

wheres the effin love =/

[diogeneslaertius666]

<3

hip hop harry is of the whale

[diogeneslaertius666]

sup mad haha

[xYachiru]

This video is $

The only thing I don't understand is why Hip Hop Harry is fat when he does hip hop and smokes crack =(

[lucybabe56]

why would u waste ur time making this?

[diogeneslaertius666]

i was bored with eating puppies all day

[fuckingspaceshuttle]

i'm surprised the kids aren't wearing hot pants and givin' hip hop harry a motherfuckin' booty clap

[camcamcanjam4]

thats preety low.

my best friends on that show.

im disgusted.

[diogeneslaertius666]

good

[bluemouse85]

he did not really say those bad words in his show lol

[diogeneslaertius666]

lies!

[greendaygroupy]

this shit is the shizzz!

sry...

[anikanskywalker1]

oh my god! that is so low class, that smart teaching hip hop ( trash music) to the future of this country

are shiting me.............

[princessa303]

i know i saw that one hes so dumb and ugly

[rawrxzoexdots]

Hip Hop Harry is Barney gone wrong.

[diogeneslaertius666]

haha much love you tube :)

[8229536]

=-o Ok....

[diogeneslaertius666]

watch?v=phZkKbnqHKc

[tooshortxlunizx]

LOLz

[omgmaxiesaid]

yeah someone should upload the dried apples one, preferably from the soup xD

[vferr094]

LOL that is great dio :) hahahaha

I want to see more :P

[diogeneslaertius666]

dried apples? what are those!?!? hahaha

[diogeneslaertius666]

yes, in fact i did the same thing, that clip on the soup was the inspiration for this video.

you can go to the soups page here on you tube and find it, u can see it in my subscritpions as WatchTheSoup

[xeronubs]

oh my god =)

[lambdatempest]

LMFAO.. nice.. these type of vids are hilarious.

[DrRevan]

Well, so far so good! :) Keep working on it and perhaps you CAN finish it.

[diogene]

thank you to everyone who has watched this haha, im glad if you enjoyed it and im sorry i never finished it.