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  • How did he shoot himself if the M9 is in Safe mode???

  • wtf where was this at????

  • Must keep favoriting this...I LOVE IT xD

  • @Richgasmic lol

  • if u pay attention he closes the box and reopens it for no reason at 0:17

  • The girl laughing sounds absolutely delightful. I just wish the video had included Johnny humping the red dress and Denny's subsequent entrance. I can only imagine the reaction.

  • Mark is a better CSI agent than Grissom

  • fuck those people r sick, a man killed himself coz of his fiancee and they cheer at it? Makes me wanna puke, how dare they. But yes the acting could've been better

  • @16shogunelitegreen It's a movie, i'll laugh to ALL deaths in movies because it's fucking fake...

  • @Darkside780 has there been a death scene u thought looked more realistic than the others?

  • @16shogunelitegreen

    Um, have you seen the movie?

    And, huge understatement there!

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT No i havent seen the film, but i have played the game, so i no the gist of it. But the ending of the game was a goof 4 put a funny into 2

  • @marktisgod I understood her this time; that's even funnier XD

  • Best part is the woman in the audience at 0:44

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOOOD, IS HE DEEEEEAD?  AHAHAHAHAHA!"

  • 0:42 YOUR FACE ASPLODE!!!

  • "Wake up Johnny!"

    Yeah. He's just really sleepy.

  • It was for the best, he definitely had breast cancer.

  • THIS IS AN EX PERSON!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHA Oh what a funny story Mark!

  • I went to a screening in Seattle with my cousin, and we both dressed up as Chris-R. One of the best evenings of my life.

  • GET TO THE CHOPPUHHH

  • ''I'LL NEVER JOIN YOUUUUU"

  • the audience make watching bad movies fun!

  • Oh hi danny

  • lol @ 2:26 "It takes two to tango!"

  • I must go to one of these screenings someday. One of the most importants things in life should be throwing spoons to a screen!

  • I literally laughed out loud when the audience burst into applause when he shoot himself.

  • lmfao.

    there's a screening coming to my city soon i'll definitely have to go.

  • oh hi, audience

  • wish i was there lol

    40k viewer C':

  • lol id so shout out DOGGIE SAID BYYYYYAAAAI!

  • @portaltothemoon aw alri, haha

  • @TheGhostFilmer ignore the other guy, im a forigner and they can sometimes be that bad

  • @TheGhostFilmer Nope, it's a fan screening of a cult movie, so everyone has fun.

  • did the gun die too?

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • Something tells me that Tommy Wiseau deliberately made this movie a piece of shit to begin with so that it can gain a cult following.

  • @psychoslayer1993 I've had that same thought myself. Oh well, either way this is pretty damn funny.

  • @psychoslayer1993 Probably true. He is either a genius, or a retard. I would go for the latter but you never know...

  • "Wake up Johnny C'mon!" ROFL

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  • this entire is a huge LOL!

  • They need to show this movie in Theaters worldwide! I bet it could beat Harry Potter 7 in the box office.

  • LOL get to the chopper! 00:17

  • This movie is a wining failure

    

  • you know that while johnny (the alien tommy wiseau) is wrecking the house and shoots himself, you can clearly see the sun shining through every window they film.

  • I wish every movie theater was like this

  • "Johnny wake up!! I already ordered pizza!!"

  • The guy shot himself through his mouth and his friend is liek WAKE UP wtf...

  • Ytf were they clapping when he died? It's not a happy ending that Johnny killed himself... Wait Johnny killed himself? What movie am I watching? The one with the hi's over and over again or the one with the cheep cheep cheep!

  • Wake up Johnny c'mon! It's only a gunshot wound through the back of your head! We can piece together your scattered brain matter, c'mon Johnny!

  • And then someone knocks at the door "Pizza is here!"

  • I wanted at least one person who actually enjoyed watching it screaming for everyone to shut up XD

  • "Get to the choppuh"

  • Did he die?

  • I actually wish I was there! Looked like so much fun!

  • LOL, I said the same things while at my viewing!

  • WISH i was there

  • Mark: GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU BITCH! Anyway, how's your sex life?

  • get to the choppa!!!

  • Man I wish I were at this screening. This looks like fun. Loved the shouting when he was about to kill himself, hilarious.

  • 0:58

  • Gosh i wish i could have been at this screening this looks like so much fun

  • "OH HI GUN BARREL"

  • Johnny "wakes up" and says, "Oh hai Mark."

  • you are tearing me apart bullet!

  • check his pulse mark!

  • Y U NO WAKE UP JOHNNY

  • I still wonder why there is no lesbian sex scene between Michelle and Lisa... it would have been awesome...

  • @TheLostProphecies That's exactly why there is no lesbian sex scene.

  • THREESOME!!!

  • GET TO THA CHOPPA

  • Hahahaha oh my gawd i would have loved to have watched this movie in theaters, its like a fucking party in that theater

  • LOL. This movie breaks ALL THE RULES! In fact, it breaks so many rules, it's HILARIOUS!

  • Oh hai gun barrel.

  • its alright we have the technology we can bring him back we will call him the 60$ ma- oh hai bigfoot

  • because only americans can shout and laugh in a movie screening

  • @JonnyGrahamBeggs Well, I think we reserve the right to shout and laugh at a screening of the worst movie ever made... :/

  • @JonnyGrahamBeggs

    No, I don't think you understand.. This movie is 8 years old. They show screenings to the fan/cults by demand, and they're all open like this.

  • The gun and the dog... best actors evar.

  • Oh hi bullet, anyways, how's your sex life?

  • AHHHHHH you didnt record when denny came in!!!!!!!!!

  • "Oh hai gun barrel, how's your sex life?"

    BANG

    "Ahahahaha what a funny story gun barrel."

  • The crowd: "FINALLY" :D

  • Sequel? :P

  • I love the crowds cheering when he shot himself.

    And me -my stomach is aching, my face is red from laughing, i haven't laughed so much for years:):):)

  • Oh hai gunbawwll

  • Wake up, Johnny, come on! Rise from the deads!

  • FUCK THE DRESS!!!

  • HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER TO EXIST IS ALSO ONE OF THE GREATEST!?

  • I can just imagine his corpse speaking and saying "YOU BETRAYED ME, LISA -... Oh hi Mark."

  • WAKE UP JOHNNY COME ON !!!!!

  • Y IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEH?!

  • NOOOOOOOWHA

  • Lmao I lost it when that guy yelled "Get to the chopper!" XD

  • "Wake up, Johnny, come on!"

    Everyone in the theater loses it. Man, I so want to see this with an audience.

  • "Wake up Johnny, come on!"

    *head splattered everywhere*

  • It's ok we can bring him back... We have the technology...

  • 00:17 "GET TO THE CHOPPUHH!!"

  • Lisa: "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JOHNNY!!!"

  • Yes. Yes he is dead. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He has gone to meet his maker. His metabolic processes have come to a halt! He is a stiff! Bereft of life! He rests in peace! If he hadn't shot himself he'd be pushing up daisies! He's bought the farm! He's kicked the bucket! He's joined the friggin choir invisible!

    THIS IS AN EX-PERSON!

  • @CaptainAshSpearow Well replace it then.

  • @CaptainAshSpearow Better replace it then!

  • @CaptainAshSpearow hahaha nostalgia critic!

  • @CaptainAshSpearow Well ya better replace it then.

  • @CaptainAshSpearow ........so he's still alive?

  • @CaptainAshSpearow Well, I better replace him then!

  • @Movieman055 GAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @CaptainAshSpearow It seems to me like he's an EXXX-person, Ash.

  • @CaptainAshSpearow Wow dude.

  • @CaptainAshSpearow "Well, better replace it"

    Critic: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "wake up johnny come on!"

    *Everyone in the crowd laughs* :D

  • "Is he dead?"

    facepalm

  • The girl laughing sounds like me and my little dog won't be making it to Oz.

    Oh hi Wizard!

  • lol, the crowd reaction is what really makes this vid. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Lisa: OMG is he dead Mark?

    Johnny: Yes I'm dead you stupid bitch! Oh HAI MARK!

  • @lnfernoGaming Hey!!! I used that comment before lol.

  • funniest thing EVER

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • Wow... people were entertained by his suicide? "Wake up, Johnny!" Laughing that _that_?! Where did you find this?

  • @PunchSydeiron bc shooting yourself in the head usually means u die... and thus asking him to wake up is Stuppid.

  • @sjh2586 What amuses me is that they tell him to wake up, even though it's obvious that he's dead. Not to mention that Denny, despite being the dumbest guy in the film, notices that Johnny's dead sooner than Mark or Lisa did. Truly this film was made by idiots.

  • @sjh2586 lol IS HE DEAD?

    i don't think she knows what the word "dead" means

  • @PunchSydeiron Look up the film.

  • Is he dead?

    *Johnny sits*

    yes im dead you dumb bitch, oh hi mark

  • 'Yes he is dead' Mark is definitely a doctor

  • 0:40 ♫ Mmm, whatcha saaaaaay ♪

  • LMAO! "it takes two to tango" XD

  • Oh hai hell! =D

  • DID HE DIE?

  • 0:11 NAOH!! NAAOH!!!!!!!

  • "Why would you kiss his eyebrow?!"

    LOL

  • 'Get to tha choppa!' at 0:15

  • " oh hai johnny, so hows your afterlife "

    " i'm so glad to have you for a deity jesus, and i love lisa "

  • Aww man, I'd absolutely love to watch this in a theatre.

  • Lisa: "Well then, just leave your love in your pocket and get out."

  • oh hai gun barrow

  • 'Get to the chopper!' Legend of an audience member.

  • Have me? YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ME!

  • *gunshot*

    Audience: YAAAAAAAAAY

  • YOU'RE TEARING MY THROAT APART!

  • I wish they screen this film in my country..

    I'd walk in the theatre holding a water bottle going like:

    "I did not hit her .. iz not true, iz bullsheet .. I did nhaaat *throws water bottle on floor*

    ... oh hai audience"

  • So many great and funny comments in here ROFL!!!.. I just can't pick one to reply to!!!!!

  • Lisa: Should I call 911

    Mark: Sure, I guess whatever

    Lisa: I already called 911

    Johnny: Hehe, You think of everything

  • @artsydude8900 ARE YOU A WIZARD?

  • @Dancerev335 Yes, I graduated from Hogwarts in 2008. I'm going for my Bachelors in the Black Arts with a concentration in Voodoo.

  • @artsydude8900 You're a wizard artsy!

  • The audience is adorable.

  • "IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO!!!"

  • Funny how they all cheer when he dies.

  • I love how Denny never asks what happened

  • wake up johnny come on!!! xD

  • yaaay, lets laugh ironically at something that was likely created to get noticed as a bad movie in order to get played at midnight screenings so hip kids could could feel clever by mocking the preconcieved trainwreck. we're so awsome!

  • @mst3kpimp Hah. No. It's so bad it's funny. Watch it sometime.

  • @mst3kpimp

    Have you even seen The Room? Its clear as night and day that Tommy intended for this to be a serious drama, but got tangled up in own inept skill. I'd say its more ironic that he was convinced that this would make him a critcally acclaimed writer and director "with the passion of tennesse williams" but is now doomed to embrace the awfulness of this trainwreck so he can make money.

  • N AAAAAAAAAAW *claps*

    waitwat?

  • Wow, the moment he shot himself, I got a Blue Screen of Death. xD

  • @LASTSTAND73

    Was that the same blue screen used in the rooftop scenes.

  • someone should say when he has the gun "Oh HAI gun"

  • GAWD. FAHGEEVE MEE. Hahahahaha

  • "it takes two to tango" XD

  • dude mod3rnrrockstar u suck this is a great movie the only bad thing is the acting from jonny the rest is awsome

  • you've all successfully turned a shitty movie into the best comedy XDD

  • I swar. This guy has to be the David after dentist kid 30 years later " why is this happening to me?!?!"

  • Oh bai cruel world

  • laying on the floor with his own blood surrounding him first reaction....hes probably asleep

  • Wake up?! HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE MOUTH