You are a con! You've used a frame of Pat Condell to promote this pathetic waste of bandwidth. But why should I be surprised by your deceit and lies - you're Christian after all. Typical! You have nothing even remotely interesting to say and you bring your faith into even further disrepute.
WOW!! YOU-- MY FRIEND, ARE A DUMB ASSSS!! TAKE THOSE STUPID FUCKING SUNGLASSES OFF ,BECAUSE [1] THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT GIVING YOU A --"PSEUDO INTELLECTUALITY" LOOK --AND [2] YOU ARE INSIDE A FUCKING BUILDING MORON!!! AND FINALLY, WHAT PART OF "SATIRIST" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
Ah-hah! Why, Prince Douchebag, I've been looking all over for you. Won't you read me some more of your fairy tales from that bible book? Or maybe we can go wear our sunglasses inside other places where it isn't sunny. It is, after all, the douchbag thing to do these days. We can wear matching hawaiian shirts, to make the douchiness almost unbearable!
love how christians always assume that atheists will start to believe in god on their deathbed, and then of course state it as common knowledge since they are as deluded that they are
When I am on my death bed, I will call out to my children and other loved ones, because I will want to spend that moment with them. Call out to god? why? he doesn't exist! My family members are real! I will call out to them!
Nothing says rational apologist for the anti-atheist movement like random 80's sunglasses worn indoors, a homeless person's haircut, and a mid-pubescent beard -like growth; clearly you represent the contemporary face of the theistic intelligensia.
your a complete idiot, which you probably already know, this is why your father beat you often as a child, So let me explain this to you, As an athiest if I'm wrong I have nothing to lose and everything to gain, if Im wrong, I can repent my sins to God ask for forgiveness and go straight to heaven, If you the Christian is wrong, you have no recourse, you will lay decompossing in the ground and end up as compost, thats it, so I win either way, dumbass.
Since we are intelligent human beings living in the 21st century, we should take the time to look at some data. That is what we are doing when we ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"
If you are an intelligent human being, and if you want to understand the true nature of God, you owe it to yourself to ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"
"Athiest are the first one to cry out to God in the deathbed" I know you may have witness this a lot but do you know if there is a research that can verify this fact?
You are such a retard, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. That means we don't pray at all, whether dying or not. You just think this because it's the only thiung you can get through your thick skull, you just think that we like to think there is no god. No we have just studied the facts and determined the decision based on eveidence. Why don't you go and actually read your bible or Koran or whatever you have deluded yourself with and actually think about it critically and see what nonsense it is.
There is nothing like ppl using popular customs and language use to impose their beliefs. Hey buddy, you ever heard of the Council of Nicaea, Mithra or Chrishna? Of course not...
your a loser, trying hard as hell to sound intelligent, you can tell how stupid tou are just listen to you rant from a prewritten speach, LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL at least get someone smart to fight for your cause you idiot
I learned nothing from your video. I actually hope you're not taking yourself seriously, because I've showed this video to some of my friends. Both Atheist and Christian friends think you're a joke.
You have 3.081 who dislikes your video, and 148 who likes it... Doesn't this make you wonder about "God"?
Why are you wasting time trying to predict what I will do on my deathbed?
Can't you leave the atheist be, and live your own life? By the way if God is real, why did he create Atheism?
@trifulquita15 Hey great. You found 2 Atheists that went on genocidal rampages in all of history. Now compare that to every other war, religion, dictator in history who unanimously declare 'God wants us to kill you!"
Can you name any other Atheist genocidal maniac? In ALL of history?? I can't.
Tell you what - you let me know next time you hear of an Atheist suicide bomber, or an Agnostic terrorist organization killing for no God, and I'll keep watching Theists fuck up the world for theirs.
@trifulquita15 I messed up a sentence in my reply. It should have read "Now compare that to every other war and dictator in history that uses religion to unanimously declare "God wants us to kill you!"
@trifulquita15 It wasn't atheism itself, it was the package theology. For those dictators, religion was a rival force for control of the people. Because religion is probably the most powerful force of control of the masses. Karl Marx didn't commit any atrocities either, and he would have opposed them fundamentally. His rhetoric mostly was of the abuses committed by the upper classes, and religious institutions. The idea was to end injustice.
@lazerbeam134 Marx was peaceful? You don’t know that. He was an anti-semitic living in poverty, he called nigger to some rich jew who refused to give him a loan. He hated not only organized religion but people’s faith, he was a writer, that’s why he didn’t kill millions. In 1890 workers were living under exploitation we all know that. Fighting for worker’s rights was necessary, that’s why workers in the West have full rights. But workers in socialists countries were living the Animal Farm novel
@trifulquita15 Source on anti-semitism? And it is not acceptable to abhor faith? What has been done in the name of faith is rightly abhorrent. Full worker's rights in the West? You haven't seen the US workplace lately. There were never socialist countries. Some countries in Europe are close, but the USSR/Cuba/China/North Korea were not socialist. They were socialist-like, maybe. Nor were they communist. They were Communist brand, basically a propaganda tool used by authoritarians
Gotta love the like to dislike ratio, that is so common to christian nut job videos. Funny thing is if you switch that around you have an atheist video! I wonder why that is! Hmm lets think on that a minute. Maybe cause Christians are rapidly loosing credibility. Because people are finally seeing that religion is a load of bullshit. And it's about fucking time!
@mojo1517 Let's see-Hitler+Catholic+Pope=Six million Jews dead plus millions more. Spanish Inquisition=torture and hideous deaths in the name of the church, and last but not least the good old Dark Ages. If you missed them the first time your in luck. The current Islamic culture is a classic repeat of religion stifling progress in the name of God.
Lol, Christians are getting scared, because intelligence is causing their religion to go extinct. Their fake God won't save them from eternal embarrassment, which is true damnation.
to think i had a christian girlfriend .... men that was like.. idk how to describe it but she was almost as deluded as this guy ....i was able to stand her shit during 2 large months and that's only because i'm buddhist and i have a huge tolerance to people's bullshit.
Look at the tag guys, It's satire as well. I personally don't like it but I'd say that has more to do with the fact that I'm not into this kind of satire. Have a nice day!
christianity :The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... ya makes perfect sense
god dosent exist get over it! religion has done nothing but slow down the evolution of technologie just look at the middle ages they were caused by the oppression of religion and actualy reversed the evolution of technologie science is right religion is not theres no way jesus feed 5000 people with a piece of bread and a fish like the bible says
I like it because it's ridiculous. Just as Edward Current did a satire on Christianity this guy did a satire on intellect, and critical thinking. Very funny, convenience store guy!!
Good satire, but you take it a little bit too far. Whereas Edward deals with average intellectual laziness and dishonesty, staging extreme dishonesty and incoherence is a bit unfair and mocking such a tragic state is not really funny.
@1000You2b0001 You sir are an idiot :D A delusional and sick fuck idiot, brainwashed beyond reason & logic. You are an insult to human intelligence with your narrow minded views & such strong belief in cult worshipping. You cannot prove that your "god" is no more than a figment of your fucked up imagination. Keep on believing that santa & unicorns are real bro, just keep doin it! :D
@jewwwcee Ok buddy i would agree that my momentary choice of language was not prefferable & i could have been more diplomatic & less insulting, but it was a rather emotional response to people who i think are delusional and in essence evil in many ways. I could argue that atheism is not an organisation, a community or anything like that, atheism as you probably know is a personal perspective or viewpoint. I will however take on board your advice as it is sound :)
This guy looks like every dweeb I knew in high school who got the shit beat out of him and thrown in the mud. Nothing's worse than an ignorant dweeb with a streak of arrogance.
Does god approve that you stole Paris Hilton's sunglasses? BTW Nice christian behavior to try and take a stab at what you speculate to have been a traumatic event in Ed Current's life. You most certainly didn't sound like you sincerely cared about which, if any, trauma he might have endured. That was just a very backhanded, sarcastic and pathetic attack. Take a look at your dislikes. They are a message from god telling you that you're a dickhead;)
You use the term "pseudo intellectual" a lot. its funny coming from you. Its like me calling other people lazy. And let me tell you, I sleep more than 12 hours every night.
i think as an athiests you greive more for a lost loved one. you truly understand the scope of life because its finate. if you thought "its ok il just meet them in heven" you realy dont come to terms with any real loss. also next time u make a vid hating on someone have a shave and take off the shady sunglasses. you look like a kiddy rapist
oh yeah, one last thing your line about 'pseudo-intellectual masturbation' will lose you a debate every time. when you resort to name calling you just gave up any chance in an intellectual debate.
seriously. Reliance on myths, superstition and magic are simply the result of some overwhelming fear. And don't give me the 'hell, eternal damnation' line. that is too pat, too easy. do some introspection and figure out what has you so scared.
dude, as an post-theist who has fought and survived brain cancer...I never once called on god for any relief. I relied on the Cyber knife and an excellent team of physicians. I have a question for you: what are you so frightened of that you have to rely on a mythical sky father and a religion who's messianic myths are simple rehashings of myths that have been around since the beginning of the human species? don't believe me? go research it.
Stupidity should be ridiculed. Satire is the perfect tool. If you think any legit atheist will be crying for god on our deathbeds.. you're kidding yourself. You should go back to making up stories about how Darwin had some deathbed change of heart. You'll get farther with that than you will telling atheists what we'll be doing on our own deathbed. None of us believe in your hocus pocus.. there's nothing to cry out for. I'll go back to being what i was before i was born. Nothing to fear in that.
Dear sir? Honestly, I am a little sad that your commentary was so flawed and disjointed as to not even be laughable, but simply childish, poorly presented, and dull. Perhaps if you had selected a subject and stuck with it, your assesment might have been at least somewhat cohierant, regardless of your constant stumbling and reaching for words. I would advise that next time you attempt to be seriously offended by harmless comedy, you do your research formulate your argument first.
Kind sir? In all honesty, I am a little sad that your commentary was so flawed and disjointed as to not even be laughable, but simply childish, poorly presented, and dull. Perhaps if you had selected a subject and stuck with it, your assesment might have been at least somewhat cohierant, regardless of your constant stumbling and reaching for words. I would advise that next time you attempt to be seriously offended by harmless comedy, you do your research formulate your argument first.
Wow. Everything that disagrees with you is the devil, huh? And you have the audacity to call someone a psuedointellectual. What exposes your own lack is the sad attempt to psycho-analyze someone. It's not Edward Current's or anyone else's problem that you can't form a thought outside of your private little bubble.
BTW, constantly saying "psuedointellectual" and struggling to find words with more than two sylablles doesn't make you sound intelligent.
saying pseudo intellectual is such a fucking give away.go to your moms garage and find a good rope and rafter and put yourself out of everybodies misery.fukin muppet reject
I got about 1.30 into the video before I realised that this was the most boring, moronic, brain numbing video on youtube. No wonder you had to post a pic of Pat to get people to watch it.
People like you should never be allowed anywhere near a camera.
For anyone to have the audacity to say they know what an invisible being says, does, and will do to us or our human condition in the, past, present or future, without even being able to prove the invisible being isn’t imaginary is patently illogical and delusional.
Your a rambling moron, atheists don't cry out to gods when they die thats a fucking christian myth your repeating. Exactly what fucking god would they cry out too ya retard?
OMG, I had to stop your video after 33 sec because you have not the slightest eloquence nor intelligence to keep me interested. Also, the glasses show that you are probably too embarrassed about yourself to show your eyes....good idea!
Edward Current's videos could only be considered "intellectual masturbation" if he were the only one watching them. Since lots of people watch them, it'd be more accurate to refer to this as intellectual *intercourse*. ;)
Your main point is that people laugh at other peoples' short comings.... I'd like to point something out....
If Edward Current were to be on HIS death bed, you would rub it in his face. You would make fun of him for making fun of Christians. Why would you do that? Because you don't like him, and you don't like his views on people.
Deja vu? I think not, merely the fact that you're an uptight, butthurt prick.
Wow, you blew them away with that one little tidbit of info! If atheists are the first to talk to God when in a crisis, then they're certainly not so confident in their beliefs.
So, where did you find this statistic? I mean, I'm not trying to say it's not true or anything, I'm just curious to see it so I can go shove it in the faces of other atheists. I mean, you can't go shoving facts that aren't true, that's where references come in.
And if this is supposed to be satire with a point to make, (Like Ed Current) you are failing. Good satire makes a point with sharp humor, not drugged rambling. Find another line of work.
Here is a completely different criticism: answer your fucking doorbell!
jimbocidman 2 days ago
You are a con! You've used a frame of Pat Condell to promote this pathetic waste of bandwidth. But why should I be surprised by your deceit and lies - you're Christian after all. Typical! You have nothing even remotely interesting to say and you bring your faith into even further disrepute.
Do something original - if you can.
Graeme555 1 week ago
You're a total dumbass!
wtf6070 1 week ago
You are the type of people that make people with an IQ of 120+ embarrassed to be humans. U.U
SuperMatthew345 1 week ago
WOW!! YOU-- MY FRIEND, ARE A DUMB ASSSS!! TAKE THOSE STUPID FUCKING SUNGLASSES OFF ,BECAUSE [1] THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT GIVING YOU A --"PSEUDO INTELLECTUALITY" LOOK --AND [2] YOU ARE INSIDE A FUCKING BUILDING MORON!!! AND FINALLY, WHAT PART OF "SATIRIST" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
guitarbob32 1 week ago
Ah-hah! Why, Prince Douchebag, I've been looking all over for you. Won't you read me some more of your fairy tales from that bible book? Or maybe we can go wear our sunglasses inside other places where it isn't sunny. It is, after all, the douchbag thing to do these days. We can wear matching hawaiian shirts, to make the douchiness almost unbearable!
Andy152R 2 weeks ago
love how christians always assume that atheists will start to believe in god on their deathbed, and then of course state it as common knowledge since they are as deluded that they are
leftoversN 2 weeks ago
When I am on my death bed, I will call out to my children and other loved ones, because I will want to spend that moment with them. Call out to god? why? he doesn't exist! My family members are real! I will call out to them!
databaseexpert 2 weeks ago
What's with the subtitles?
andyfromsheldon 2 weeks ago
You're a total Jackass!
wtf6070 2 weeks ago
Dude, who's your shroom dealer?
Loaldem 2 weeks ago
lol
BreakTheSkyMyseIf 2 weeks ago
Dear uploader you're a cunt.
gazthefunky39 2 weeks ago
freak
hawkertruffelsnout 3 weeks ago
Typical ad homonym attack. A freaky guy calling out another freaky guy. Too funny.
leedsl001 3 weeks ago
It's really sunny inside.
ProphetOfTheTeapot 3 weeks ago
Nothing says rational apologist for the anti-atheist movement like random 80's sunglasses worn indoors, a homeless person's haircut, and a mid-pubescent beard -like growth; clearly you represent the contemporary face of the theistic intelligensia.
biodan26 3 weeks ago
Not to force semantics but I'm pretty sure that you can't insult a person's intelligence while simultaneously creating the word "intellectuality."
biodan26 3 weeks ago
This is a joke, right? Either that or you're a complete fucking moron.
LightoftheWest7 3 weeks ago
your a complete idiot, which you probably already know, this is why your father beat you often as a child, So let me explain this to you, As an athiest if I'm wrong I have nothing to lose and everything to gain, if Im wrong, I can repent my sins to God ask for forgiveness and go straight to heaven, If you the Christian is wrong, you have no recourse, you will lay decompossing in the ground and end up as compost, thats it, so I win either way, dumbass.
604maximus12 4 weeks ago
Since we are intelligent human beings living in the 21st century, we should take the time to look at some data. That is what we are doing when we ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"
If you are an intelligent human being, and if you want to understand the true nature of God, you owe it to yourself to ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"
604maximus12 4 weeks ago
"Athiest are the first one to cry out to God in the deathbed" I know you may have witness this a lot but do you know if there is a research that can verify this fact?
badboy0nline 1 month ago
You are the greatest troll I've ever seen.
virgilgriffith 1 month ago
It is just as impossible for Satan hold any genuine influence on anything or anybody as it is for God because they're not real.
OneParticleCharged 1 month ago
Patronising and psychologising. True to form.
Templetonq 1 month ago
You are such a retard, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. That means we don't pray at all, whether dying or not. You just think this because it's the only thiung you can get through your thick skull, you just think that we like to think there is no god. No we have just studied the facts and determined the decision based on eveidence. Why don't you go and actually read your bible or Koran or whatever you have deluded yourself with and actually think about it critically and see what nonsense it is.
sacrament182 1 month ago
i thought tom cruise was a into scientology
donavon 1 month ago
What's with the doorbells? Are there customers waiting for a cashier outside that room? Get back to work slacker.
MSIslave28 1 month ago
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, TOM CRUISE!!!
LucisFerre1 1 month ago
@LucisFerre1
Wait I thought it was Keanu. . .
MSIslave28 1 month ago
There is nothing like ppl using popular customs and language use to impose their beliefs. Hey buddy, you ever heard of the Council of Nicaea, Mithra or Chrishna? Of course not...
windsorgirl1 1 month ago
your a loser, trying hard as hell to sound intelligent, you can tell how stupid tou are just listen to you rant from a prewritten speach, LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL at least get someone smart to fight for your cause you idiot
tombogaert1 1 month ago
the light of god must be bright, i cant see it, and also feel no need to wear sunglasses indoors.
trexmcnamara 1 month ago
why do we see Pat Condell as if this were a video by him, and then this thing appears?
trident3b 1 month ago
amazing how many people in the US need to wear ultra dark sunglasses under normal lighting conditions. I see it so often. How bizarre.
trident3b 1 month ago
You, sir, are a moron.
hakkujin 1 month ago
I learned nothing from your video. I actually hope you're not taking yourself seriously, because I've showed this video to some of my friends. Both Atheist and Christian friends think you're a joke.
You have 3.081 who dislikes your video, and 148 who likes it... Doesn't this make you wonder about "God"?
Why are you wasting time trying to predict what I will do on my deathbed?
Can't you leave the atheist be, and live your own life? By the way if God is real, why did he create Atheism?
slawteren 1 month ago
@slawteren Your so right, this guy is a complete fucking joke...
vituia 1 month ago
1. Nobody knows what we will find after death
2. Nobody knows the origin of the universe
Yet atheists thinks they know all the answers, thats why they say there is no God after death, there is no divine creator. They even mock christians.
The bible is right, atheists are dumb people
trifulquita15 1 month ago
@trifulquita15 LOL If you're not a POE, you should be :)
TheHigherVoltage 1 month ago
@TheHigherVoltage
Marx - religion is the opium of the people
Marxists guerillas, dictatorship, killed millions
Mao - religion is poison
Maoists killed millions of chinese
So where is the moral superiority of atheists? I mean atheists should be peaceful and more civilized, dont chu think?
trifulquita15 1 month ago
@trifulquita15 Hey great. You found 2 Atheists that went on genocidal rampages in all of history. Now compare that to every other war, religion, dictator in history who unanimously declare 'God wants us to kill you!"
Can you name any other Atheist genocidal maniac? In ALL of history?? I can't.
Tell you what - you let me know next time you hear of an Atheist suicide bomber, or an Agnostic terrorist organization killing for no God, and I'll keep watching Theists fuck up the world for theirs.
TheHigherVoltage 1 month ago
@trifulquita15 I messed up a sentence in my reply. It should have read "Now compare that to every other war and dictator in history that uses religion to unanimously declare "God wants us to kill you!"
TheHigherVoltage 1 month ago
@TheHigherVoltage I think nationalism killed more people than religion or atheist communism
trifulquita15 1 month ago
@trifulquita15 It wasn't atheism itself, it was the package theology. For those dictators, religion was a rival force for control of the people. Because religion is probably the most powerful force of control of the masses. Karl Marx didn't commit any atrocities either, and he would have opposed them fundamentally. His rhetoric mostly was of the abuses committed by the upper classes, and religious institutions. The idea was to end injustice.
lazerbeam134 1 month ago
@lazerbeam134 *ideology, not theology.
lazerbeam134 1 month ago
@lazerbeam134 Marx was peaceful? You don’t know that. He was an anti-semitic living in poverty, he called nigger to some rich jew who refused to give him a loan. He hated not only organized religion but people’s faith, he was a writer, that’s why he didn’t kill millions. In 1890 workers were living under exploitation we all know that. Fighting for worker’s rights was necessary, that’s why workers in the West have full rights. But workers in socialists countries were living the Animal Farm novel
trifulquita15 1 month ago
@trifulquita15 Source on anti-semitism? And it is not acceptable to abhor faith? What has been done in the name of faith is rightly abhorrent. Full worker's rights in the West? You haven't seen the US workplace lately. There were never socialist countries. Some countries in Europe are close, but the USSR/Cuba/China/North Korea were not socialist. They were socialist-like, maybe. Nor were they communist. They were Communist brand, basically a propaganda tool used by authoritarians
lazerbeam134 1 month ago
there isn't a word that accuratelly describes how much you've failed
polenton 2 months ago
failfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfail..........................
habsfan257 2 months ago
i wanna smoke what he is smoking
robiluvsu 2 months ago
Spelling correction (losing) credibility not loosing lol. I just woke up. It's 4 in the am.
MrBonghits666 2 months ago
Gotta love the like to dislike ratio, that is so common to christian nut job videos. Funny thing is if you switch that around you have an atheist video! I wonder why that is! Hmm lets think on that a minute. Maybe cause Christians are rapidly loosing credibility. Because people are finally seeing that religion is a load of bullshit. And it's about fucking time!
MrBonghits666 2 months ago
Laughing is healthy. Religion is poison.
Peace
mojo1517 2 months ago
@mojo1517 "Religion is poison" Funny thing that Mao killed millions of peasents with atheist communism
trifulquita15 1 month ago
@mojo1517 Let's see-Hitler+Catholic+Pope=Six million Jews dead plus millions more. Spanish Inquisition=torture and hideous deaths in the name of the church, and last but not least the good old Dark Ages. If you missed them the first time your in luck. The current Islamic culture is a classic repeat of religion stifling progress in the name of God.
Read your history books, not a bible.
mojo1517 1 month ago
Please fall off your bed again but this time break your head.
TwistedMind6969 2 months ago
Lol, Christians are getting scared, because intelligence is causing their religion to go extinct. Their fake God won't save them from eternal embarrassment, which is true damnation.
Muraku666 2 months ago
This guy is a stupid douche-bag,rofl
Muraku666 2 months ago
only 3000+ dislikes!?!?
lordrazr 2 months ago
Religion should have made you more inclined to aggressively fight that terminal bum fluff on your chin.
AntitheistPOV 2 months ago
@AntitheistPOV I was going to like this but 'likes' are disabled.
mk2escortvan 2 months ago
A great poster child for what religion does to your brain.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
This guy is as sarcastic as Edward Current, he made me LoL
flacofran 2 months ago
Dude you sound like a serial killer, you allright?
MrTomjodh 2 months ago
to think i had a christian girlfriend .... men that was like.. idk how to describe it but she was almost as deluded as this guy ....i was able to stand her shit during 2 large months and that's only because i'm buddhist and i have a huge tolerance to people's bullshit.
btw this dude's a moron.
Frost87112 2 months ago
jews are soldiers for intolerance and racism. that's why they invent terms to accuse others of it first.
oveid 2 months ago
Aw, sorry about your hair man
Lawlessuk 2 months ago
i'd say you look like mystery guitar man but thats an insult to MGM
DarkAngelOfTorture 2 months ago
Couldn't tell if this was also satire or if this guy is really this sick in the head.
shanewendi 2 months ago
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
rambling moron.
htomerif 2 months ago
Stupid moron.
frvo 2 months ago
Look at the tag guys, It's satire as well. I personally don't like it but I'd say that has more to do with the fact that I'm not into this kind of satire. Have a nice day!
ForYeensSake 2 months ago
any grown ass adult that still has imaginary friends deserves to be laughed at... grow the fuck up!
deshaebeasley 2 months ago
This is satire, right??? Are you Islamic??? Are you at work? Does your boss know that you are screwing off on the clock?
Back to work!!!
mojo1517 3 months ago
you talk way too slow man. I'm 2 minutes in and its like the second sentence.
fundles420 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
THE END OF WORLD IS COMING VERY SOON !!!
BELIEVE ONLY IN JESUS BEFORE TOO LATE OR BURN IN HELL FOREVER !!!
fuckmania07 3 months ago
Please answer the dorr and take your medication.
kalajel 3 months ago
christianity :The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... ya makes perfect sense
kouchibougwak 3 months ago
god dosent exist get over it! religion has done nothing but slow down the evolution of technologie just look at the middle ages they were caused by the oppression of religion and actualy reversed the evolution of technologie science is right religion is not theres no way jesus feed 5000 people with a piece of bread and a fish like the bible says
kouchibougwak 3 months ago
Masturbation will make you go blind and wear sunglasses indoors .
bassetter1 3 months ago
HATERRRRRR KILL YOURSELF!!!!!
Enzo2284 3 months ago
mr 1000You2b0001 says he doesn't know if edward is edward's real name... LOL
Alexandrepalma1975 3 months ago
this guy is as funny as edward !!
but edward is funny on purpose
R3dSt4r90 3 months ago
@R3dSt4r90 jajajajaja
manuxsxs 3 months ago
@manuxsxs ?
R3dSt4r90 2 months ago
I like it because it's ridiculous. Just as Edward Current did a satire on Christianity this guy did a satire on intellect, and critical thinking. Very funny, convenience store guy!!
sarainreno30 3 months ago
Wow, I can see the crazy-eyes right through the glasses!
MrZardoz777 3 months ago
BRO DID U SEE THE LIKE BAR?
THAT'S RIGHT,
STFU!
Qquwow 3 months ago
U MAD BRO?!
aswaea 3 months ago
The papers and "Main steam media" are satanical he just doesn't know if Satan or if such an entity exists.
maxim377 3 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with you man
SuperPhsycokiller 3 months ago
Actually, judging by this response it's not only satire. It's really good satire because is striking a nerve with somebody.
fatouche99 3 months ago
Dude your a fuckin moron your shits dull and wrong do something about yours before you criticize his. Edward is fuckin dead on!!!
redrum95432 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA You're full of shit!! Thanks for wasting 4.5 minutes of my time...
dinthm06 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@1000You2b0001 Yes, Satan loves me! The Satanic bible tells me so!!!!
somethingdiffereable 3 months ago
is this a satire to? or just a dumbass
Dragon313035 3 months ago
Idiocy deserves to be mocked dumbshit
ilikelazers 3 months ago
I find this very difficult to masturbate to...
Mikedagraaff 3 months ago
@Mikedagraaff LOL im glad im not the only one struggling here
ilikelazers 3 months ago
Made up statistics and assumptions. GOOD VIDEO, idiot...
feuchster 4 months ago
Blah Blah.
Vahtacen 4 months ago
Why would a Christian fight so hard to stay alive in this world when he professes that there is a great afterlife waiting for him?
highlander7 4 months ago
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You make assertions as fact. prove them or shut the fuck up. BTW, if you were going for a Fidel Castro look, you nailed it.
tapesquare 4 months ago
Good satire, but you take it a little bit too far. Whereas Edward deals with average intellectual laziness and dishonesty, staging extreme dishonesty and incoherence is a bit unfair and mocking such a tragic state is not really funny.
synsei1 4 months ago
You aren''t as funny as Edward.
gregrutz 4 months ago
Chill out! He's just doing his own (very poor) parody. An Ed Current wannabe. Don't quit your day job, assuming you have one.
eutahbear1952 4 months ago
Life is a joke, all you can do is laugh.... at everything.... e v e r y t h i n g
Roxsith 4 months ago
Life is a joke, all you can do is laugh.... at everything.... e v e r y t h i n g
Roxsith 4 months ago
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Mosixman 4 months ago
@Mosixman Some here are saying that this is also a satire. If it is, it's very convincing. If the guy is serious, he's in very, very serious trouble.
TheBeNimble 3 months ago
@TheBeNimble He is Edward Current's worse nightmare!!!
YTolympics 3 months ago
@1000You2b0001 You sir are an idiot :D A delusional and sick fuck idiot, brainwashed beyond reason & logic. You are an insult to human intelligence with your narrow minded views & such strong belief in cult worshipping. You cannot prove that your "god" is no more than a figment of your fucked up imagination. Keep on believing that santa & unicorns are real bro, just keep doin it! :D
1undergroundsound 4 months ago
@1undergroundsound im an atheist, so dont get me wrong but this isnt going to improve the image of atheism anywhere
jewwwcee 4 months ago
@jewwwcee Ok buddy i would agree that my momentary choice of language was not prefferable & i could have been more diplomatic & less insulting, but it was a rather emotional response to people who i think are delusional and in essence evil in many ways. I could argue that atheism is not an organisation, a community or anything like that, atheism as you probably know is a personal perspective or viewpoint. I will however take on board your advice as it is sound :)
1undergroundsound 4 months ago
@1undergroundsound yeah hahahah thats happened to me many a times , sometimes just gotta let it loose ;)
jewwwcee 4 months ago
This guy looks like every dweeb I knew in high school who got the shit beat out of him and thrown in the mud. Nothing's worse than an ignorant dweeb with a streak of arrogance.
subsamadhi 4 months ago
If it wasn't for the distortion from his cheap mic, this would be just like Sominex
swimrski 4 months ago
Does god approve that you stole Paris Hilton's sunglasses? BTW Nice christian behavior to try and take a stab at what you speculate to have been a traumatic event in Ed Current's life. You most certainly didn't sound like you sincerely cared about which, if any, trauma he might have endured. That was just a very backhanded, sarcastic and pathetic attack. Take a look at your dislikes. They are a message from god telling you that you're a dickhead;)
82nd11bBastard 4 months ago
2915 people are not retards
blakdust3 4 months ago
You use the term "pseudo intellectual" a lot. its funny coming from you. Its like me calling other people lazy. And let me tell you, I sleep more than 12 hours every night.
chadd990 4 months ago
Hey buddy, logic and common sense are ringing at your front door at 1:15, STOP IGNORING IT!!!
jr231231 4 months ago
LMAO Religious people have their head up their ass, GREAT EXAMPLE^^^^^^^^^ Oh are you offended? In the great words of Bill Hicks, Forgive me!
jr231231 4 months ago
i think as an athiests you greive more for a lost loved one. you truly understand the scope of life because its finate. if you thought "its ok il just meet them in heven" you realy dont come to terms with any real loss. also next time u make a vid hating on someone have a shave and take off the shady sunglasses. you look like a kiddy rapist
mrcool9191 4 months ago
Tosser
dirtydonki 4 months ago
lol, he has 2909 dislikes
rovlad 4 months ago
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Nobody likes this video.
RugtimXII 4 months ago
i love how this guy has a picture of a mass murderer on his wall. and he believes in a loving god lmao!!!
drummerguy20 4 months ago
Do you always wear sunglasses inside? How bout at night too?
hammr25 4 months ago
YOU CRAZY JESUS !!
ImTheDawwg 4 months ago
You need a tin foil hat in the shape of a cross to keep all the evil atheist brain waves from getting to you
Xatasha6611 4 months ago
oh yeah, one last thing your line about 'pseudo-intellectual masturbation' will lose you a debate every time. when you resort to name calling you just gave up any chance in an intellectual debate.
peterearden 4 months ago
seriously. Reliance on myths, superstition and magic are simply the result of some overwhelming fear. And don't give me the 'hell, eternal damnation' line. that is too pat, too easy. do some introspection and figure out what has you so scared.
peterearden 4 months ago
dude, as an post-theist who has fought and survived brain cancer...I never once called on god for any relief. I relied on the Cyber knife and an excellent team of physicians. I have a question for you: what are you so frightened of that you have to rely on a mythical sky father and a religion who's messianic myths are simple rehashings of myths that have been around since the beginning of the human species? don't believe me? go research it.
peterearden 4 months ago
Does your boss know you do this thing in his back office at the Pawn Shop?
victorseay 4 months ago
Stupidity should be ridiculed. Satire is the perfect tool. If you think any legit atheist will be crying for god on our deathbeds.. you're kidding yourself. You should go back to making up stories about how Darwin had some deathbed change of heart. You'll get farther with that than you will telling atheists what we'll be doing on our own deathbed. None of us believe in your hocus pocus.. there's nothing to cry out for. I'll go back to being what i was before i was born. Nothing to fear in that.
strobe74 4 months ago
I agree, it is pseudo-intellectual... kinda what satire is!
Nervousification 4 months ago
So who's the pseudo-intellectual here?
cheeserules5419 4 months ago
Dear sir? Honestly, I am a little sad that your commentary was so flawed and disjointed as to not even be laughable, but simply childish, poorly presented, and dull. Perhaps if you had selected a subject and stuck with it, your assesment might have been at least somewhat cohierant, regardless of your constant stumbling and reaching for words. I would advise that next time you attempt to be seriously offended by harmless comedy, you do your research formulate your argument first.
With love
LaPetiteSayaHime 4 months ago
Kind sir? In all honesty, I am a little sad that your commentary was so flawed and disjointed as to not even be laughable, but simply childish, poorly presented, and dull. Perhaps if you had selected a subject and stuck with it, your assesment might have been at least somewhat cohierant, regardless of your constant stumbling and reaching for words. I would advise that next time you attempt to be seriously offended by harmless comedy, you do your research formulate your argument first.
With love
LaPetiteSayaHime 4 months ago
Not for nothing dude, but I can picture you running into a building with a bomb strapped on your back.
GroinFaceGroin 4 months ago
Wow. Everything that disagrees with you is the devil, huh? And you have the audacity to call someone a psuedointellectual. What exposes your own lack is the sad attempt to psycho-analyze someone. It's not Edward Current's or anyone else's problem that you can't form a thought outside of your private little bubble.
BTW, constantly saying "psuedointellectual" and struggling to find words with more than two sylablles doesn't make you sound intelligent.
smokeydahuman 4 months ago
saying pseudo intellectual is such a fucking give away.go to your moms garage and find a good rope and rafter and put yourself out of everybodies misery.fukin muppet reject
thanksforthemessdick 4 months ago
I think he's wearing glasses cause he's baked.
losghost 4 months ago
This is not very good satire at all - actually, boring as bat shit.
kelco93 4 months ago
Satanically influenced. hahahaha
Trips1103 4 months ago
You have pubic hair on your neck.
codethis 4 months ago
this dude high lol
corgen09 4 months ago
I got about 1.30 into the video before I realised that this was the most boring, moronic, brain numbing video on youtube. No wonder you had to post a pic of Pat to get people to watch it.
People like you should never be allowed anywhere near a camera.
Remsta01 4 months ago
Your special, you know god.
Note: And it is said,"mental masturbation" and it is used in reference to religious dogma that provides release in the end.
JusticeIsWhere 4 months ago
Oh I get it!!
Guys, it's okay, this guy is doing satire too.
imsocool7222 4 months ago
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For anyone to have the audacity to say they know what an invisible being says, does, and will do to us or our human condition in the, past, present or future, without even being able to prove the invisible being isn’t imaginary is patently illogical and delusional.
mechanicmike69 4 months ago
You are one scary motherf*cker, dude!
Uberlaser 4 months ago
mate, you're just trolling... and if you're trying to be funny, you're doing it wrong... you have so much to learn from Edward Current...
vicanflo 4 months ago
Dudes, this guy isn't serious, obviously. No one is that stupid.
nge1301 4 months ago
Your a rambling moron, atheists don't cry out to gods when they die thats a fucking christian myth your repeating. Exactly what fucking god would they cry out too ya retard?
groovyengineer 4 months ago
I find it pathetic that this guy has to post an image of Pat for people to view his videos
CrossCreed4800 5 months ago
I'm agnostic and nothing bad happened to make me think that way
CrossCreed4800 5 months ago
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Please go and search psychological help.
189643478 5 months ago
What is that sound at 1:14? It sounds like the mini-mart bells when people walk in.
Kamaka675 5 months ago
Cripes you are not nearly as bright as you think you are. You have nothing of substance to say. You pious faux hippy/home-schooled toolbag.
BumperMorgan 5 months ago
dude you probably didn't get a quarter of the jokes Edward Current works into his scripts. they are jam-packed
HeyHeyHarmonicaLuke 5 months ago
OMG, I had to stop your video after 33 sec because you have not the slightest eloquence nor intelligence to keep me interested. Also, the glasses show that you are probably too embarrassed about yourself to show your eyes....good idea!
ginanugent 5 months ago
hahah the only other video ive seen with this many dislikes was "friday" by rebecca black
CurryCobra 5 months ago
the psuedo intellectual facade you trash is the same one you practise. think of that, ray-banz?
mankeymunkey 5 months ago
142 likes to 2,824 dislikes.
1000You2b your religion is already on shaky ground.
pchtermino1 5 months ago
"Atheists are the first to cry out to 'god' to save them".
So, you're saying that believe in 'god' is an act of complete desperation.
Checkmate, Tom Cruise!
lucisferre257 5 months ago
@lucisferre257 This is such a great response...too bad the "thumbs up" on comments is disabled...you'd be at the top!
IamWayBeyondThePale 5 months ago
P.S. "I'm so arrogant to believe that I need to laugh at such things". LOL
Sorry, I'm Satanically Influenced.
lucisferre257 5 months ago
i love masturbation
dondagger99 5 months ago
You're not fooling anyone with that fake beard, mustache and sunglasses, Tom Cruise. I'm on to you.
lucisferre257 5 months ago
wondering if eddie current is his real name from a dude wearing sunglasses, why don't you put on a mask next time.
SuperWinkerBean 5 months ago
Edward Current's videos could only be considered "intellectual masturbation" if he were the only one watching them. Since lots of people watch them, it'd be more accurate to refer to this as intellectual *intercourse*. ;)
TheViciousSquare 5 months ago
Your main point is that people laugh at other peoples' short comings.... I'd like to point something out....
If Edward Current were to be on HIS death bed, you would rub it in his face. You would make fun of him for making fun of Christians. Why would you do that? Because you don't like him, and you don't like his views on people.
Deja vu? I think not, merely the fact that you're an uptight, butthurt prick.
MyBandNameWasTaken 5 months ago
Wow, you blew them away with that one little tidbit of info! If atheists are the first to talk to God when in a crisis, then they're certainly not so confident in their beliefs.
So, where did you find this statistic? I mean, I'm not trying to say it's not true or anything, I'm just curious to see it so I can go shove it in the faces of other atheists. I mean, you can't go shoving facts that aren't true, that's where references come in.
TheReaverOfDarkness 5 months ago
This guy is not funny at all. The only thing I laughed at was his sun glasses.
foneyop 5 months ago
This guy gives me the creeps - Is he in league with the Satanists or something?
He certainly seems incredibly angry over something.
Uberlaser 5 months ago
143 ppl agree and almost 40,000 views. Nice one! You are onto something! Keep it up.
chrisrhudy02 5 months ago
@chrisrhudy02 Yeah apparently god isnt on this guy's side lol
mucephi1 5 months ago
And if this is supposed to be satire with a point to make, (Like Ed Current) you are failing. Good satire makes a point with sharp humor, not drugged rambling. Find another line of work.
261mylove 5 months ago