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  • Xbox, kill sarah connor

  • Mine voice command on netflx does not work even do I say Xbox first can you tell me why is does not work pleaseeee :(

  • can someone please come out wtih a way to not call it XBOX! i want to say COMPUTER!!! like star trek

  • How do you turn off the mic during online game play ?

  • MY VOICE COMAND WONT WORK AND VOICE RECOGNISHON IS ON SO WHY

  • I accidentally said "Playstation" and my Xbox RROD'd. How do I fix it?

  • i got the kinect for $40,and i gotta say this voice command is amazing.

  • i say "thats funny" to it and it thinks i said xbox everytime

  • Xbox,make me a sandwich!

  • Xbox why no DVD voice commands I feel ripped off as if I want to get a zune service Ms always do this kind off shot "we could easily put DVD voice commands in but we want your money not respect"

  • wat up with bad comments

    

  • 00:23 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

  • It dosen't work in Norway but if you change your local to United Kingdom or some other country that is allowed to use speech commands you can do this in Norway or where you are

  • how do you open and close the tray through voice recognition?

  • XBOX... bend...

  • *Your playing the xbox kinect and you say something"

    Your mom: JEFF GOTO BED

    Xbox: You are the lucky winner, CONGRATS YOU WANT A FREE IPAD?

    You: NO MOM

    Xbox: Ok the prize will be sent to someone else

    You: what....WAIT...NOOOOOOOOO

  • @TheCrimsonSabor lol XD

  • Haha my xbox used the comands u said in this video since I'm right next to my xbox and its turned on!

  • @KnivesNGunsBoy dosen't work in sweden='(

  • XBOX HAVE SEX WITH ME :D

  • Xbox, get me something to eat.

  • xbox!find me a girfriend :D

  • well i just went through the setup and it still says that voice is not available in your local...or some crap like that :-/

  • what if you studder when you talk.....

  • @rzult wanneer hebben ze dat gezegd dan? Iets gehoor over een xbox 720 ofzo uit komt in 2012 dus denk niet dat er nog zon update komt

  • why can i not use voice kinect when i are on zune ??!! please reply

  • they seth they will bring update for other countery's as wel,l i live in the netherlands that isa european countery ,i really want to know when it will come out, they seth in spring it's already fall here, and still we don't have it

  • Cool man

    

  • aahw mann it only works whit me when im not signed in..

  • @TheEsyz me to why it not working when i´m signed in :(

  • WHAT THE FUCK? :OOOO

  • i have that same plasma screen tv in my living room

  • I changed my locale to U.S and i turned my xbox of cuz they said i was needed to do that if i wanted to use it, and i did and then it was like a test of the kinect speech thing and it heared me and everything worked perfect but then when i was in the xbox dashboard online i said "Xbox kinect" but nothing happens, i say xbox all the time but nothing happends :(:( Plz any1 tell me what's wrong! now :D:D I really wanna use it, please any1 tell me everything about what i need to do.

  • How do i change my region?

  • THIS VIDEO IS USED IN GIZMODO'S VIDEO CALLED "VIDEO TIMELINE:PEOPLE TALKING TO COMPUTERS"

  • xbox: go fuck yourself

  • Still ain't working in Ireland.. :( when I change region it works until I sign into live it changes back to Ireland..!

    Microshit get your act together

  • kinect mic sucks

  • if u say xbox power on it'll power on

  • Xbox, Will you marry me?

  • I think that he is doing it himself. i could tell by espn

  • thnx buddy :)

  • At 0:23 you got that at ManyCam right?

  • im in asia and i cant do it !!!! Why??????????

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  • @khanghuy1203 dude,there's no need for that.

  • @xuananh1601 you have to set your region to US, or Japan (if you can speak japanese)

  • when the hell does that fucking upgrade comes?

  • am i the only the only one who say a monker saying wtf

  • how do u play games that need controller its so confusing

  • @MissyLee16 You pick up the controller than play it -.- Play kinect games with no controller other games,with controller. There is Nothing confusing

  • I thought you were supposed to teach us how to set it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hha 'XBOX BRAKE THE FUCK UP' haha

  • Microsoft = Piece of shit. Kinect sucks, WHY HASN'T VOICE COMMANDS COME TO AUSTRALIA YET !!! we speak english you morons !. Getting a PS3 :P

  • What if you are talking about porn with your friends, and all your "collection" pops up?

  • *sigh* I live in the Netherlands...soooooo that means that we can't use voice commands just yet. I really wish that they would hurry up with adding more country's for this!

  • Works fine in UK, what other apps does it work with? And can I turn my shitbox on or off?

    I love my PS3 more!!!

  • Xbox: do my homework for me

  • Be fucked when u have an accident or sumthing an cant talk propaly

  • @Nanotech92 or you could just go back to the normal way of doing things...

  • @Markx12F Course u cud, but thats the whole moro of the joke though

  • I Said Adventures end it turned off o.O

  • it doe's not work on my xbox... why? Is this video fake or something?

  • 0:24 WTF indeed.

  • ... eyetoy 

  • @cj2gers ... kinect

  • @TheTweetbeet ... eyetoy really expensive eyetoy

  • @cj2gers ... kinect and is much more advanced than eyetoy and far away from a ripoff

  • WOW, Amazin!! and I still have a ps3 -.-

  • My xbox wont pause/play when i use the commands while watching video from my usb memory stick. Does anyone know why?

  • @BOWLING4SOUPandSUM41 coz its not official film

  • say xbox one more time and im going to shove that xbox up your ass xD

  • it would be soo fuckin cool if you would record the voice for the menu: I mean the Xbox would say to you: ""if you see it, just say it, '' and ''dashboard'''etc., that if you can't see the screen, (if you're cooking, working etc.etc.

  • no no no no no, fuck america in the best sense of the word, cuz the motherfuckerz are fuckin lucky!! To all americans:

    DAMN!!!! YOU'RE LUCKY!!!!

  • fuck america

  • @s1d3k1ckRO what your mad how can that be lol

  • @battlecat1995 it would be cool cuz' if you can't see the screen, the talkink Xbox will help you. You know what I mean???

  • Dammit why cant microsoft make it for other countrys WTF?

  • My xbox is talking back to me 'cause i swear to much -.-

  • Xbox...

    Kill.

  • this is stupid

  • this doesnt work in australia

  • @italianwog28 because of the accents? o.o

  • @INSULTINGKLOWN i think its because i got a 4 gb

  • @italianwog28 That doesn't make sense dude... its only a hard drive.

    It probably just doesn't have support for Australian accents.

  • @INSULTINGKLOWN its a whole different console if its 4 gigs compared to the other, the 4 gigs has a rough surface and probably voice command wasnt installed because there wasnt enough space. i've tried doing an american accent, and it doesnt work.

  • @italianwog28 Well, do you have kinect?

  • @italianwog28 Actually, I just looked it up. Australia doesn't have voice command support AT ALL.

    It has nothing to do with your hard drive space, the 4 GB model is the same exact thing as the 250GB model, the only difference is the hard drive space.

  • @INSULTINGKLOWN well thats shit, anyways thanks for looking it up, your lucky to live in america.

  • Does it support Ireland????

  • Oh im going to Cum FASTER FASTER

  • Why doesnt it work while im Online?

    I read that it only works in Online mod if your in the US, but im in Norway so... what gives?

  • @iani103 Jeg er også fra norge og kinect speech funker ikke online med deg heller fuckings piss

  • @airsoftguns88 Ja :\

    Kansje Microsoft skal fikse den etter 1 Måned - 3 år :\

    Ja vel, jeg vet ikke men når du er Offline du kan bruke den!

    So hvis do bruker ikke Xbox Live du kan bruke Kinect Speech og de virker veldig god :D

    Også unskild meg for min dårlig norsk :S

  • Xbox, MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  • Yooo my kinect was on when i played this video, and every time he gave a command MY Xbox listened to him hahaha my kinect was operating with his voice commands... Priceless

  • of course I will buy a kinect!

  • That is so cool!!! I havent even tried that yet lmao.

  • I am from The Netherlands i buy one i think 2/3 months a go and i cant Command -.-

  • @yozgatli66ilker Try going Offline (Off Xbox live) and see if that works ;D

  • help me aim 10 years and aim say xbox in dash borar aim say xbox kinect hub and not working

  • Can't say XBOX ON/XBOX OFF? I thought I could do that. Also thought facebook/normal dashboard could be used with kinect. Too bad that can't be done.

  • o:22 HAHAHA!!!

  • how do you turn it off

  • can you use kinect for video playback on a regular dvd?

  • @villianguitarist no i just tried didnt work :/

  • That xbox is probably going "fuck leave me alone!"

  • does this work if u have the old xbox 360 (60 GB)

  • and does it work if u have the silver membership

    

  • @B2ST3

    Yes

  • lol i had my xbox on an u were talking an it was doin what u were lol!

  • my kinect voice control dosn't work... is it maybe because i live in Denmark?

  • @victornoergaard det er det samme med min

  • @emborgio hey... nu når du også er dansk kan jeg lige så godt hjælpe dig... jeg har fået mit til at fungere ved at ændre mit land til usa, så den tror jeg bor der.. så skal det nok virke

    held og lykke!

  • THUMPS UP SO ALL CAN SEE!! Just change on System Setting to local (United States) and languange to English!! Sorry for bad English. ;)

  • cant wait to get in a party with one of my m8 when he's on it and shout xbox off down the mic and then watch him go of line and then come back on and say wtf

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  • XBOX,Stop eating my games

  • keep on saying xbox xbox xbox xbox...it gets a bit annoying though

  • fag

  • did the lakers win cuz i missed the game

  • Voice controll is not supported in my country, I live in Norway...

  • @hermiethehero jeg også -.-

  • @hermiethehero does it work in sweden then???

  • @johancoolin I don't know, I only know that it doesn't work in Noway. If you have tried to use vice command and it doesn't work, then I guess it doesn't work in Sweden either...

  • Xbox, KILL!

  • it's not working for me, it's on (voice recognition) but I keep saying xbox but nothing happens :s

  • @raxater me 2 i keep saying xbox over and over nothing happens -.-

  • awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i dont fukin get it i keep sayin xbox nothing happens ._.

  • It's good that they require you to say a safeword (Xbox) in case somebody else is in the room and accidently inturrupts someone who's playing. However, it can get real annoying. It shouldn't be too difficult to have a voice profile set up for each account similar to the Kinect ID using your face profile. That way, it'll only listen for certian voices when somebody is signed in.

    You know, that does remind me of HAL reading two people's lips.

  • also you just have to say "Xbox" and then for example zune ?

    Is it right ?

  • @JerkFanboy259  yep

  • hello tld today i have a very important question. you show how to work your way around the dashboard. but how do u use it during a movie? i cant figure it out plz help

  • just got my kinnect for christmas.....IT'S FUCkING AWESOME!!!!

  • this video was very helpful :) thanks!!

  • if you speak in a different language what happens?

  • @kylexy32100 it will look at you and say *WTF*

  • @kylexy32100 it is programed for your language

  • Yo xbox, we heard you like voice commands so we put a microphone in yo microphone so you can command while you command.

  • cant get voice control to working HELP PLEASE

  • is works when i am offline but not when i am online why does it do that ????

  • thanks so much

  • xbox.... FUCK YOU

  • yo my kinect dont be workin cuz i be black!!

  • @XlightninX too much ownage pranks xD

  • @terlika77777 hey imma tryin ta hav a convomosation here

  • @XlightninX you got that from ownage pranks lol

  • @xXxFlamingjxXx hey iz tryin to convomosate wi chu and yu jus ingorin me girl!

  • @XlightninX Thats cause you watch too much ownage pranks

  • @XlightninX it will work if you say "Xbox self-distruct" BEUTIFUL REVENGE

  • @XlightninX My Dad thinks that's the reason it won't work for him either.

  • @XlightninX Seriously? i though that was just a romour/joke

  • @XlightninX No your Kinect doesnt work because youre a 8 year old white boy who acts tuff on the internet where noone can kick your ass you little twirp.

    Go back to playing with your transformer figures you little F**ker

  • @iani103 boy i dont think i like yo attitude

  • wtf my 1 dosent work can u plz help me

  • I got the kinect but should i use it for talking to ppl online or should i go buy a headset?

  • Awsome IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­I definetly want one for christmasssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • can u say xbox on  xbox open tray ? plz answer

  • @mike1015325 Yes you can open tray just by saying "Open Tray"

  • @Re5man thanks i might be getttin kinetics and xbox slim tommorw

  • Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • WOW That's All Ican Say :)

  • xbox: make me a sandwich

  • @hobo101101101 response: the sandwich attachment is another $200

  • #FAIL

  • Wait do you have to buy the slim to use kinect because i just wanna buy the sensor thing not a bundle or the systen

  • @TheMapler9000 The kinect will work with any xbox 360 but if you have the older 360 (not the slim) it comes with an adapter to plug into the wall to power kinect

    youtube.com/watch?v=8jluDELThw­M <==== Thats a good video to answer your question

  • @TheMapler9000 If you buy just the kinect i belive you need a special cord to plug it in to your xbox

  • XBOX make me cookies