CONCH

[TheMiagirlist]

They Like Just Swicthed over what they already had before LOLZ

[ElectricEelEssence]

I wonder if you guys made a new video voiced over with what the closed captions say, if the closed captions for that video would be the script to this video.

[HyakaDude]

based on a true story

[therandomexample]

Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds.

Transcribe Audio, confusing deaf people since 2009.

[zombipl0x]

@therandomexample I lul'd so hard.

[Greyback1101]

BOY: And owl kill Youtube.

[deth2furries]

I'm going to try Transcribe Audio on this. God forgive me.

[arnoldisalive127]

@0:30 The subtitles said "Own my cod." XD

[YourFaceWillDie468]

The closed caption wins at life.

[murgaferd]

i have the same peewee doll :-)

[FourthDimensionPyro]

This is so stupid! But... why, cod, why do I love it‽

[StonedHedgehogFilms]

"Endow dairy weaving dream i've exploding hour baby."

[TheStickKid]

"A fued oat give me that cock Sheryl."

...you have a weird life Neil.

[CaptainPura]

The subtitles are so amusing. Own my cod!

[HarmlessBystander]

Was this written for transcibe audio?

"Crotch." "COCK!"

[Thespian80]

Lol wow

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Transcribe Audio- 0:35

Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds.

Um...is there something you want to tell me, TA?

[Robocockatrice]

Hahaha, Transcribe Audio screws this one up something fierce.

"Look what I found, while listening to your shit" O_O

[deth2furries]

Own my cod. Neil is going to kill YouTube!

[TakeDatProductions]

1:44

Subtitles:

You big hair fu with fat brother.

[robsangle011]

WTF?



[jsDX11]

1:54

[PuffProphet]

0:32.

Captions.

Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds. xD

[shane87smith]

OWN MY COD

[InfectedGuppy606]

AN OWL KILL YOUTUBE? LOLOLOLOL

[InfectedGuppy606]

ted ROM.

[Cuyeful]

Man: Owe me this crotch.

Boy: Cock.

Man: Crotch!

Boy: COOOOOOOOCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Lol, caption fail.

[Balsteenoes]

Captions on.

[EsamoKoram]

Haha. Nice and funny mindfuck. Like it.

[jackrussel999]

0:48 SUBTITLES:

">>BOY: Whisper nouns cock"

LMAO-Fail

[Wishfulldreamsofhope]

And owl kill Youtube

...what? x'D

[Sekiath]

Whisper nouns cock.

[MadaSkills1]

it's conk..

[pete4394]

LOL i seriously just typed out ALL of the captions in a text and sent it to my friend! XD SHE'S SO CONFUSED!! LMAO

[Jguy365]

"This funky beach shell can predict 5 seconds" = "diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked 5 seconds" on the English captions. WOW.

[Jguy365]

BAHAHAHAHA watch this with the English captions! It's HILARIOUS!

[4dimensionalferrets]

Transcribe Audio is almost as hillarious as the captions: "role of an early age that could have predicted the future wildlife designed." My life is fulfilled.

[austrich97]

Who is ted ROM?

[Clunie1clunnay]

And owl Kill Youtube =')

[Skiddla]

LAWL LAWL ROFL LAWL Captions at 0:30 "Own my cod. Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds... in two.... the flute chair!!!" oh no!! not... THE FLUTE CHAIR !!!

[zmbklr101]

Whoa. The subtitles are way off...

[ellexar]

I was convinced those guns were real until you moved them and they sounded like plastic. Shows how much I know about guns.

[deth2furries]

All hail the magic conch.

[GreyD0GG]

lol Own my cod

[capcomfan20]

Turn on subtitles lol

[simpsonfreak1996]

You're only allowed to talk if you're holding the conch!!!!

[EnderGraff1]

HOW DARE YOU EVER DREAM EXPLODING OUR BABY

[BucketOBeans]

EVERYONE WATCH THIS WITH CAPTIONS.

[utcakukac]

I did not get it. Then I watched it with subtitles. I have a whole new level of understanding of the world now.

[KitsyQ]

"The Flute Chair" 

[deathpryer]

Poor deaf people :\

[holyburger21]

Neil, please tell Ryan I love his face.

[AZNShinobi247]

Oh, please don't kill YouTube.

[cjmation7]

there are no barrels in the guns

[lulzBreann]

I wonder why they label Neil as "Boy" and Ryan as "Man" on the subtitles. Neil is a man too. :P

[NeilCicierega]

@lulzBreann Ryan has an entire week's worth of life experience over me.

[lulzBreann]

@NeilCicierega That's a rather drastic age difference. Now I see why you'd be the boy.

[SilverNinjaShyguy]

what the hell?

[TheConchNorris]

Well then...uh...I feel awkward watching this

[illogicalillusions]

"And owl kill YouTube."

[ANGELkittyFILMS]

diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds :)

[MrGrindon]

Owl a parent lean ate fat good happy dicked indy flute charmouth a fuck a...

I adore the subtitless :')

[msbieberzzzzhesohot]

Own my cod!

[mrpaperskater]

I watched this on my iPod with out annotations and it's not very funny but on a real computer it's halarious

[msteddy200]

That was funny can youake another

[Username47948]

The guns don't have barrels

[goteeisit]

1:11 I'll kill youtube if you don't give me that cock sheryl!

[DeeJayJive]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

[videowatcher9001]

Mind blown -_-

[BlueFlashProductions]

Ted ROM, M.D.

[HarvestMoon929]

KHAAAAAAAAN

[SensuaLobster]

Hunky bitch hoe lol

[GameReviewer234]

knot your brother o_0 XD crazy subtittle

[TheGovenor117]

You didn't even change shells and guns did you?

[42guide42]

This video confuses me.

[x2GamersYT]

"Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds"

Oh, subtitles! :D

[ericmcfadden]

so, are the subtitles a parody of youtube's "beta" closed captioning feature?

[cthulhuforpres117]

1:50 with the transcribed audio says "I have no growth" LOL

[TheDomesticDragon]

Thumbs up for plastic guns

[rollcd111]

you big hair fu with fat brother, i half note brother. wtf subtitles

[JackMcQuack]

@rollcd111 Own my cod! :D

[Whatthebleepitybleep]

this video is so awesome for so many reasons

[Jacobzx]

Dis hunky bitch ho camper dicked five seconds.... These subtitles are terrible! Poor poor deaf people.

[YburGrebnesor]

*slow clapping* amazing

[blackyNzilla]

1:09  >>BOY: And owl kill Youtube-cc sucks

[newbobandmrhappy]

Ted ROM M.D.

[emoloopy13]

diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds. hahaha oh you subtitles XD

[mintyfresh2233]

Endow dairy weaving dream I've exploding hour baby!

[BillyG8888]

give me that cock sheryl

[TheBrokenFrog]

liquid wife hound



[Intrafacial86]

"And owl kill YouTube."

Well, at least we know how the internet will come to an end.

[TheZedStudios]

thumbs up then turn on CC and go to 0:32

[demonsasukefan]

271 people didnt get there cock shell back

[shutyourmouth2]

I deifnitley need to watch this with captions, write them all down,a nd memorize them.

it'd be a worthwhile way to spend some time.

then I can use the lines in conversatin.

[gatemaster15]

DISS HUNKY BITCH HOE CAMPER DICKED FIVE SECONDS.

[tomatopipps]

OWN MY COD.

DISS HUNKY BITCH HOE CAMPER DICKED FIVE SECONDS.

OWL A PARENT LEAN ATE FAT GOOD HAPPY DICKED INDY FLUTE CHARMOUTH A FUCK A.

ENDOW DAIRY WEAVING DREAM I'VE EXPLODING HOUR BABY.

TED HOCKED HER WHENCE ROM

OWE ME THIS CROTCH

[ihappy1]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAANK

[songstowearpantsto]

genius

[briani4735263]

OWN MY COD

[BunBo95]

OMG. Hugh kill dim!! :O

[Aetos1337]

Ted ROM...

[aniva26]

Watch this video with captions on. AWESOME!!!!

[Number1HinataFan]

@aniva26 You started a cock revolution

[aniva26]

@Number1HinataFan That's just what i do! 8)

[Number1HinataFan]

@aniva26 haha i guess so! :3

[altekuchen]

omg he kinda looks like fred xept his hair

i dont like fred

[fruitegable]

Captions make this wonderful.

"Diss hunky beach hoe camper dicked five seconds...into the flute chair."

[BboyofRandomness]

lol, this is just hilarious

[lyingbears]

"Funky Beach Shell" should be an album.

[CrowbarDoom]

"And owl kill Youtube!"

I knew those feathery bastards were planning something.

[mayaDUDE998]

WHO IS SHERYL????!!!!

[BeyPokeDig2]

This = pure gold

This in 1911 mode = pure platinumdiamond

[BboyofRandomness]

lol, a WTF vid but hilarious

[BreathinSpaceXRayDog]

"How dare you even dream of exploiting our baby."

(cue dramatic piano music) "Our baby? But the doctor said..."

"The doctor was wrong. Dead wrong."

That's my favorite part! Nice job

[lyingbears]

@BreathinSpaceXRayDog Yeah, I watched the video too.

[AznTuber2000]

Somewhere, A deaf person commited suicide.

[skeezerzz]

270 people are deaf

[lyenlion]

Niel: "Whisper nouns cock."

[6MolarSarahtonin]

The funny thing is that their captions are still closer to what they're saying than the "transcribe audio" captions.

[kink48]

I shall now proceed to rape your mind Hey their brother, liquid wife hound. Waddle isn't in theo shin Knot you're brother, but Yahweh gibbon shot. O, I was weird. To here theo shin Now aye aye her dour forces sane ever think were sane O, I was weird To here theo shin? Now aye aye her dour forces sane ever think were sane. Own my cod. (seriously wtf) Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds. In two The flute chair. Owl a parent lean ate fat good happy dicked indy flute Charmouth a fuck a

[topaz4girl]

ITS PRONONCED CONK!

[thebadroo]

AND I'LL KILL YOUTUBE!

[MathUhhhSaurus]

I just facepalmed so hard my brain fell out of my ear.

[themrfj]

I'm confussled... Blease plow by mrain pu. Sr oomthing :S

[CookieDevour]

i saw PeeWee Harris on here...=A=;?

[bazzman7]

HOLY SHIT! I just found the interactive transcript.

Cock.

Crotch.

Cock.

Cock.

[OliveMusic10]

so I watched this video forever ago but where did the captions go?

[kakashiwithoutmask]

This is one of those videos where the captions are far funnier than the video itself.

[bazzman7]

Oh wow. I am seriously in tears. You need more of this. Much, much more.

[ondenbern]

loooooooooool

[1jake312]

ALL OF YOUR CONCH ARE BELONG TO US

[DCRThinnes]

Own my cod.

[RaeperFawks]

Hah! I tripped big time.

[ShotUrGoldFish]

LOL peewee puppet at the back 0:54

[ChelseyGetsScared]

Pie.

[sunnydale22]

Epic.

[faerie0763]

Butted hocked hearse head. Ted hocked her whence ROM. Ted ROM. Hugh. Hugh kill dim. And owl kill YouTube. A feud oat give me that cock Sheryl. Owe me a few give me bat cat crotch Sheryl. lol

[prideofclouds]

Crotch?..THIS IS COOOOOCK!

[Timisneat]

1:09 and I'll kill youtube!

lolwut?

[Bunnythebunnytv]

And owl kill youtube??? LOL!!!

[annabethfn]

five seconds into.... the FLUTE CHAIR!

[ronweasleysfan]

"I half no brother.  Only this crotch."

"Cock."

"Crotch."

"Cock! Cock!"

These subtitles are freaking hilarious. Poor deaf people.

[MsOkayAwesome]

@ronweasleysfan Hugh kill dim!

And owl kill Youtube.

[JackMcQuack]

@ronweasleysfan "Hey their brother, liquid wife hound."

I can't make that any funnier...

[moklo64]

@ronweasleysfan I got I half note brother. Owe me this crotch! :P

[ronweasleysfan]

Hey there, brother. Liquid wife hound. Waddle isn't in theo shin? Know you're brother, but Yahweh gibbon shot. The subtitles defeat the purpose of themselves. Bahaha I love 'em.

[ManEatingPlants]

This is even better with captions.

[jajabrinks]

@ManEatingPlants where is it with subtitles?

[allaboutlegos123]

what happened to the sub titles!

[tHeBiGbAlOoGa]

lol the captions made it way funnier than it would've been

[RusekuXxX]

Cock.

Cock.

[jajabrinks]

i want those two minutes of my life back

[ManEatingPlants]

@jajabrinks You should watch them with closed caption. then it will be the BEST two minutes of your life.

[MrFartmuffin]

nice peewee herman puppet. actually, it creeped me out a little.

[Marbear098]

Read the Captions by youtube it is sooooo funny.

[awesomeasian192]

who wrote the transcript?!

[MightyTheGreyWolf]

OWN MY COD

[YogurtArchangel]

THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF CONCH. YAY NEIL.

[PsuedoNam]

@YogurtArchangel You. You are from the Keys.

[YogurtArchangel]

@PsuedoNam I actually am not, haha. Socal, broseph.

[tabbykangaroo]

that was so random xD

thumbs up!

[kaybee41906]

No one else has mentioned this, but I really like, "O, I was weird." XD

[SpellCrec]

Crotch VS Cock

[glook]

The best part is, those captions are a lot better than Youtube's "Trascribe Audio" option.

[SpellCrec]

Oh my God becomes

Own my cod

[Brianna10million]

Neil... You have just seriously confused all deaf people watching this. And who's Sheryl?  :D

[EsamoKoram]

Holy shit. Pro.

[CABZUINAS]

@EsamoKoram

no its:

O leash it; not holy shit

[maplestory75895623]

crotch cock COCK

[maplestory75895623]

cock COCK

[EmmyBea]

OWN MY COD THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER

[mayaDUDE998]

WAIT WAIT WAIT-whos sheryl?

[NormanMatchem]

OWN MY COD!

And owl kill YouTube!

You big hair fu with fat brother...

CLOSED CAPTION IS HILARIOUS! CHECK IT! CC at the bottom of the vid!

[mmmmmwaffles]

lol i kinda think its funny how neil is the boy and ryan is the man.....

[UncleFesterius]

Friggin' brilliant

[lahddie]

Ted hocked her whence ROM. Ted ROM.

[lovelestartes]

own my cod

[ahhhlindsanityyy]

um...the painting of the cats and the peewee herman ventriliquist doll behind neil XDDDDD