Battle Shits

[abbyxx123]

i loved when she got a buttload (haha get it) of toilet paper at the end! :)

[fgghytr]

Does anyone know the rules to playing this game for real ? Very interested in knowing thanks

[alexandruguzzonato]

@fgghytr Yeah, eat 5 tacos, then play!

[MikeMitts]

DAMN! YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIT!!!!

[Erras23]

lol



[TheHellangelZ]

this happened to me once

[PolarPeace2]

This is so FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aaronotm]

LOL BEST MOvIE WITH WEED GOD I WNT THAT BAGGIE

[ChavoMysterio]

Does the Battle Shits Champion get to defend his or her title inside the handicap stall?

[kamdan2011]

This is why we have separated bathrooms.

[hightoyouable]

What are the rules to this game! It's so disturbing to even think about but this part is soooo funny!

[Ortega2Productions]

Enemy MOAB'S incoming.

[ArtaviusVander]

So god damn hilarious, Harold gagging..........

[kanerocks1998]

lol battleshits



[182511419139208]

At least you know their assholes are loose.

[neguin04]

THIS IS FUCKING ANGRY

[bunny153649]

BATTLE DICKS!!!!

[lasstudyaid]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Scoota1116]

Hot women they poop too.

[5hinkuro]

had the worst case of battleshits last night

[odcode]

Very fappable.

[johnny19143]

O.o dose all sexy girls play that game ??

[TsukihimeReighn]

@johnny19143 I hope tf not

[johnny19143]

@TsukihimeReighn lol i'm scared now i dont wanna meet a girl the dose that

[SanBeanzie]

LOL!! Yeah, I'm a British girl and we actually play this game all the time! XD.

[Y9Power]

I'd still fuck them.. They are very hot away from the toilets!! As long as they take a shower, after they use the toilet.. lol!! Why are so many guys hating these hotties!?

[keymaker410]

Girls, you need to see a doctor! Even with the tacos, I don't think heathy people can shit like THAT!

[spaziscrazy1]

DAMN U SANK ME BATTLE SHIT!

Best part

[kelciluvedit883]

Ahaha i love how he yells "i cant take it anymore" then runs out and they dont even hear him lol so fake

[yadam121]

no manners



[thaFalkon]

@yadam121 Because manners totally matter when you're taking a shit.

[Karl145]

"I can't take it anymore!!"

[Weslo2]

hahaha 0:10 cracks me up every single time :D :D

[SanBeanzie]

LOL at that!

[311FORlife101]

this almost made me piss my pants

[GG100FDZ]

lol i love how she says taco shits

[perdedoronline]

Damn, i've seen these harold and kumar movies and that was FUNNY!

[DaKayOne]

lawl...there we have our answer on the question why girls always go to bathroom in pairs xD

[mattisdaking]

imagine the smell!

[BIGTOAST75]

This is easy to masturbate to

[Andreechan]

@BIGTOAST75 THAT IS DERTY BOY.

[nemesisgenius]

17 people sunk their battle shits!

[TallDude404]

I always wondered what girls do in the bathroom...

[Resamma]

Now that's funny

[Armetius]

This scene gives me an uncontrollable erection.

[JoKeR5413]

@Armetius more like uncomfortable lmao

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

@Armetius you may have a poo fetish sir

[Cflore001]

Hot

[thexhorrorloverx33]

oh god!:)

[molliemoo55]

some diarrhoea tablets are in need? :')

[swagman2866]

press 6,7 and 8

[swagman2866]

press 6

[xTwistedclan1]

hey clarisa, do you want to play battleshits!!! makes me laugh every time LOL

[suusjuh123]

asian guy is from the green hornet?

[burn19ballz]

ALL MEN TO YOUR STATIONS WE'LL BE FINE THEY HAVEN'T FIRED THE SBD-BOMB YET...

[soraphiroth]

feels like i can even smell that to where i live... in paris........

[ATP2555ify]

british people are so fuckin strange

[OyonTheAdept]

EW! D:<

...lol that was funny....

[crazykidspruductions]

i fucking love this movie so much! XD

[KainonOtherK]

What the hell camp did they go to?

[NightXFlash]

Poor Cows (The Meat Inside The Tacos)

[arnu93eriks]

its looks like herold and kumar :o

[Spec0pleader]

@arnu93eriks maybe because it is

[thatguywiththeINDENT]

i want them to shit on my face.

[Sfprincess2317]

it's funny cause where I live we actually play this

[asinha82]

its a beautiful thing. 

[FantasyViews88]

hot girls shitting = priceless. love the one in pink, she comes out in american psycho 2 in a scene where she is bound and gagged with duct tape, which happens to be one of my favorite fetishes.

[hifuu1716]

@FantasyViews88 holy shit ur a freak.

[bentackletickle]

I love hearing brttish women take shits!

[ahhhhhron]

hahahahahahaha

[DarthJoshReturns]

And this is why everyone thinks stoners are stupid: Low brow comedy like this.

[Attila709]

god bless their assholes

[beccadoodle52981]

Amazingly funny!!!!

[KiMiKiM0]

EPIC !

[Aus11Jspike]

i seriously cant be the only who had to go to the bathroom after this

[videogamenostalgia]

The sport of champions...

[obenrob]

there rectum must have been dying

[marchy607]

how do they not know when he yells running out?!?!

[Bugeda]

i like to pretend like girls don't poop

[Koadoption]

Haha pretty funny

[Attila709]

a 69 with these girls could get messy.

[supahninja1234]

stop video taping movies scenes

[dirtybirdfanclub]

If you liked this, Search for The Dirty Bird on Reverbnation!

[wantsomecomegetit]

fuck the girls, HE JUST DROPPED THE WEED!!

[wantsomecomegetit]

fruck the girls, HE JUST DROPPED THE WEED!!

[reanimated0]

i think i just realized why the women's restroom at my workplace always smells so bad

[JohnAP2]

I just don't know if I could deal with that healthy dose of in-your-face reality of knowing what comes out of where my penis goes...

[ImNotABeliever]

@JohnAP2 Jeez, then don't use that hole!

[JohnAP2]

@ImNotABeliever That's like only using your mouth to breath. Why would I want to overlook 33.3% of the orifices meant for pleasure on a woman? Mouth, V, and A. Very simple.

[ImNotABeliever]

@JohnAP2 Actually, only one of them was *meant* for that purpose. And the mouth isn't even (physically) pleasurable to the giving party.

I was just saying that if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, as the saying goes. If you're too immature/sensitive to think about this, chances are, you also won't do your homework for sex and may end up seriously hurting someone.

[JohnAP2]

@ImNotABeliever I was just saying I think this movie scene is very funny, however, in a practical sense I don't like thinking of what comes out of a ladies behind due to its correlation with relevant sexual activity. I can't recall a girlfriend since high school I did not engage in this activity with - at some point or another. I've had 20 years and about as many girlfriends to do my "homework" on since that time and haven't hurt anybody yet....

[dumpel]

@JohnAP2 what the fuck are you talking about?

[malting333]

loves the amount of bog role she pullin off haha

[FROTFULLDELIGHTS]

I have been a cleaner before and this only confirms why I use to dread walking into the womens toilets absolute filth!

[UBIQUEROL]

Look at these marose mother fuckers right here, smells like somebody shit in their cereal, BONG-ING!

[mustymuf]

I don't care how much feces came out of them or that they enjoy making games out of it I would still tear their assholes apart especially the one in the pink

[Aaron77wil]

hey clarrisa

hhmm?

do you want to play battle shits?

OMG!!!!! we haven't played that sense back at camp !!

I know i know i know, wait for it pppppffmm

[MegaEpictroll]

girls shits don't tase very good because their diets are salad and chicken, I prefer the taste of mens shit because they eat alot of red meat, it's very spicey

[Kijar333]

@MegaEpictroll wtf is wrong with you?

[KelliferandLanifer]

@MegaEpictroll i agree lol

[omgiheartpie]

funniest comments ever, combined with the insanely hysterical movie = me getting new pants :(

[Ekilla9402]

The fact that the sound effects are actually real make this scene even funnier

[ThatsBo1]

LOL What movie is that!?

[thejaffaman78]

@ThatsBo1 the film is called harold and kumar go to white castle, a recommed you watch it its funny as fuck haha

[thechubsshow]

it was so gross the way they got those shitting sounds... i saw it on the special features of the dvd... they hid microphones in the nastiest and most disguting truck stop bathrooms and recorded a bunch of real shit sounds and layered them together. EWWW XO... o and those girls are fukin HOT btw =D

[kmph59]

@thechubsshow really haha dat's fuckin fun

[deadzy13]

hahahaha

[eternallycool]

they must have had a big dinner

[bathroth]

what movie is this ? seems tp be party animals ?!

[Kristianvong]

@bathroth harold and kumar go to white castle.

[sean932123]

i anna be the toilet

[903harman]

D:< WTF?!!!

[GG100FDZ]

LOl i luv how she says taco shits. GOtta luv the UK :P

[zanyone11]

@koolaidd29 how the fuck do u get a boner from shit.?

[imilkdude]

@zanyone11 coz this shit is funny

[cKooLaiD311]

@zanyone11 yea these motherfuckers are all those weird freaky mothafuckas...i mean look at all the comments...i dont care if some are playing that shit is still like ugh....somebody said they wish they were the toilet...like wtf are we doing to kids these days that they are that into anything coming out of a women. thats fuckin nasty

[whatsthedealchemist]

@cKooLaiD311 u watched it and loved it lol

[cKooLaiD311]

@whatsthedealchemist ??

[a7xbaby978]

harold covers his nose with kumars jacket XD

[DreamyGhost1492]

Battleshits..... I'd hate to see their ammunition.....

[slitheen]

@DreamyGhost1492

I'd eat a mile of her 'ammunition' just to see where it came from! :p

[DreamyGhost1492]

@slitheen That's wonderful that you would do that. Now I must find someone else who would so we can have a competition. Put your Shi- I mean Game Face on!!!

[DaD3athShaman]

lol, i love dat movie!

[MrAsdf181]

What epic sharts! >:-D

[MrAsdf181]

They are breathtaking. Literally.

[achilleas1994]

i want a girlfriend that cand do that too)slimey103 you are a girl thats why you are watching this,lots of girls are stupid

[soso104]

@achilleas1994 hahaha and you want to get a girlfriend xD

[slimey103]

I'm a girl....why am I watching this crap?!

[kudason]

idiots, they should have left when both girls entered the cubicals.

[calfdawg]

they're breathtaking

[Attila709]

I wonder if they like to play battle shits during a 69.

[UffieAndApril]

Ewwwwie that's disgusting. I'm too much of a girl xP

[sarcogram720]

Uh did anyone else get really turned on by this?? And would anyone else liked to have been in the stalls??

[REPORTERYANICHOLSON]

@sarcogram720 I thought I had a problem getting on to this!

[Devilicous66]

Harold and Kumar! yeah! great stuff...

[DesertEagleExpert311]

this is harold and kumar aint it

[darkoran]

@DesertEagleExpert311 yea, white castle

[godboy114]

Run away!

[Skycat53]

BRING BACK KUTNER :(

[alexherrera007]

they definitely just grew a penis in my eyes

[KidPlaystation]

I Would Hit That, Just Pretend It Didn't Happen

[Attila709]

I'd like to clean the guns with a rimjob

[JerryMouse22]

Damn you sank my battle shit

[Arcadia117]

SKANK YOU SANK MY DESTROYER xdddddddddddd

[zulukline]

@ravesjin coming from a racist (that would be you) no one gives a fuck about what you think. FYI

[BradleySherwoodFan]

@ravesjin Actually, it's racist to draw attention to their ethnicity. If you really weren't racist you would have just seen two guys and two girls, like most of the population.

[SamHawkens]

Never seen Avenue Q? "Everyone's a little bit racist..."

[BradleySherwoodFan]

@SamHawkens Of course! Twice, actually :P

I really didn't mean to imply that most people aren't racist, even though I kinda did (whoops). But the guy I was replying to was being a real jerk about it.

Aaaand, now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks.

x

[donayre21]

i would have jumped to the girl on the pink when she was taking a crap and raped her on the spot : )

[RobStephfanfver]

What I would give to look that hot on the toilet!

[kylenavyguy]

Nasty 'lil Brit chicks stinking up their bumholes.....lol

[TheDarkregicide]

omg like fucking boner

[dfbhcf]

The funniest part is when they drop the weed in the toilet and Kumar freaks out and then Harold yells "I can't take it anymore!" LOL

By the way, i would of definitely fucked Kate Kelton whether she was playing "Battle shits" or not. She's so damn hot!

[336kgf]

I would fuck either of them. They are both hot.

[RyanRoxxx]

@336kgf we all would buddy haha

[animekid941]

@RyanRoxxx id bone both em, threesome!

[TheDarienk]

@336kgf that is just gross.

[336kgf]

@TheDarienk What's gross? Wanting to make love to a beautiful woman?

[jakehenlan]

@336kgf i agree too much for words to explain, things to say, or money.

[EdwardCullenBabe95]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life in a movie:P

[TallGiant]

The girls will clog up the toilets.

[xRAMxDOD]

they already had

[7477238]

This has to be one of the funniest movie scenes that I can think of at the moment. Would anyone mind suggesting other movies with equally hilarious scenes in it? PLZ.

[TallGiant]

Which movie is that from?

[inner101aggression]

@TallGiant

moviename is already mentioned in a comment down below

name = "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle"

[Attila709]

'Not another teen Movie'

[dazdork]

0:42

[whipgun]

totaly randoom

[ReverendSyn]

That was classy.

[MegaMoorea]

LOOOOL naja ne...

[cosbyl]

ain't this about a SHIT !?

[neko9]

you sunk my battleshit shit :D

those girls rock!

[drrtymac]

lolol this reminds me of my guy friends who refuse to believe that girls have to take a shit...