How a weasel hunts

[gotanksrox5331]

play this with Catgroove

[jman224333]

Looks like my cat

[thegamekeeper1000]

that is a stoat not a weasel

[wickedweasel666]

That's not a weasel, it's a stoat...

[WolfenFoust]

I don't speak (russian?) but the video editing speaks for itself. The wiggly weasel put the bunny into a trance!

[animalzamzam]

hahaha my best friend ash has to ferrets and while we were watching this video at her house her ferret spilled her soda and started drinking it.......it was coke.......hehehehe ferrets

[ClassicSta]

sooooooo just jump and act stupid to get rabbits??? lol

[animalzamzam]

that was...random...😳

[BoomStyxx]

The Ukrainian, the jumping weasel critter, the drugs... Bad trip -.-

[bestamerica]

'

this weasel is part of blackfoot ferret family

[fjcruisieryeah]

That Is a stoat

[uuuuuuu30]

Rabbit: and not a single fuck was given that day

[Zero0050]

IT'S A TRAP!

[Badboy29williams]

this is NOT A WEASEL !!!! it had a black tip on its tail so its a STOAT 100%

[yellowdart137]

@Badboy29williams

a stoat is a weasel, it's a member of the weasel family. a stoat and a ferret are both weasels, so is a wolverine.

just like a cobra and a python are both snakes.

[Badboy29williams]

lol your wrong ferret stoats otters WEASELS etc, ARE ALL MUSTELA of the Mustelidae family

[AlbionsHero]

I fucking loled so hard

[verniecekroberts20]

they look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dani15503]

That is really amazing video!!!!!

[whistlingwhippet]

this is a Stoat, not a weasel.

[noregrets92]

0:46

hypno-rabbit

[Qw3rtypop]

Conclusion: Rabbits are thick.

[LOLItsAJ]

This is why you don't play Pop Goes the Weasel on acid.

[Anh3Ho]

Poor that rabbit :)) Best dancer in the world !

[vagoperezoso]

do you have a weasel pet? or martens? or ferrets?

[sigi5311]

@vagoperezoso No - I only have dogs and cats ;O)

[throkhan]

@vagoperezoso i have rabits,i watch this video to know my enemy.

[vagoperezoso]

@throkhan maybe if you protect your rabbits right instead of killing native wildlife, the world will be a nicer place to live.

[senk8drol]

Wich is stronger? Ferrets/polecats or weasel/stoats?

[sigi5311]

@senk8drol I do not know:)

[SuperRoxasandSora]

@senk8drol well i learned that weasels are all muscel

[AceofDlamonds]

@senk8drol

I don't know about lb for lb, but on an absolute basis, definitely ferrets

[senk8drol]

@AceofDlamonds ok.

[Sneakyboyy]

@senk8drol a weasel/stoat are in the same family. The stoat is a short tailed weasel 

[senk8drol]

@Sneakyboyy yes but will a ferret or a weasel kill each other.

[Sneakyboyy]

@senk8drol Yes.

[senk8drol]

@Sneakyboyy So my question is if i catch a life wild weasel and i throw it in a ferret cage wich one will win the ferret / weasel.

[Dazladferretman]

@senk8drol male ferrets are much larger then stoats and defiantly weasels. Wild Polecats are typically bigger then ferrets whilst domestic ones are nearly all hybrids with ferrets so come in different sizes. so yes ferrets/ polecats are stronger then stoats.

[imapikachuloveme]

@senk8drol I'd say polecats

[josevanreyes]

i fuking hate rabbits dumb docile creatures

[Tuesmiddt]

Right, right, left, left, jump, hop, roll, kill.

[vuko166]

Polska przejmuje ten filmik.

[MrFootrix]

Čytata Krystyna Čubóvna... ;)

[osiolek00000]

@MrFootrix

NOPE! That's Chuck Testa!

[TheZuzaMeduza]

Śmieśźńy jęźyk xD

[TheZuzaMeduza]

Śmieśźńy jęźyk xD

[kissan9538]

ma ktoś do tego tłumaczenie ? ; DD

[Igor10255]

Nope. Just Chuck Testa.

[sbagers]

haha

[Zw1d]

lol, u serious?

[Liriel000]

Well.... I expected it turns into Rick Astley....

So disapointed.

[Strainersik]

Kto z kwejka niech wypier*ala!

[wiewiorniknarodowiec]

STOUT. not weasel

[kuba661998]

Kto z kwejka łapka w góre :D

[MrDarkheaven]

Fuck drugs...buy weasels !!!

[kariXinho]

lasyćki :D

[CzyJestKurwaZbyszek]

They alive? NOPE just Chuck Testa.

[Michellerooster6]

Interesting. Now that I think about it, I was in a Petco the other day when the ferrets were active and they were acting that way right after one of the workers cleaned the cage. Then I heard a yell and apparently one of the ferrets bit the dude when he reached in to pet one of them.

They're either evil, conniving creatures who act adorable to harm us or we're ignorant and gullible to think they're just being cute and not doing a hunting dance.

[ross817]

Total views: 181,892

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[vagoperezoso]

AHAHA, my ferret does this all the time. Don't know why.

Maybe he wants to eat me...?

[chinbin234]

It's just a fuzzy hot dog with legs...

[mixedNativeGuy]

...what the fuck did i just watch???

[jonnybrn]

Put some dubstep on it ;)

[LousShar]

Here's a step-by-step guide for rocking those moves at home: run right really fast; run left really fast; right; right; left; left; jump; hop; roll; roll; KILL

[freeflyonhigh]

This is exactly the trick I use to pick up girls at bars. Works every time. Weasel stole my moves

[cnballj2]

That is the cutest killing machine I've ever seen!

[jess19541989]

Everyone needs to watch this muted while listening to Ravi Shankar's Gat Kirwani.

Youtube it. Trust me.

[psychonautpsychosis]

@jess19541989 You so high

[7brleatherman1]

@jess19541989 genius!

[DOOMSDAY1]

When Animals attack 2: Electric Bogaloo

[tinaUNDAcova]

Thank you Cracked. This is the single best thing I've seen in a while.

[TheEvetscipELP]

watching this muted with the mirror scene from HP1 while at an [8] is hilarious! Uptoke!

[kittykittynyaanyaa]

If your dancing is good enough, you don't need roofies. Bitches will fall for that every single time.

[tegolin]

For maximum effect, play this in the background: /watch?v=710UyJF7C48&feature=r­elated

[bxxch10]

@tegolin I found It best to play it at around 0:43

[AnthonyLopez23456]

Hey buddy is there something wro-GAH!!!!!

[vladnuke]

The war of the adorable animals. rated R

[toastedCarapace]

jedi mind tricks

[iamthepeppernator]

The Horror....The Horror....

[Denevue]

Rabbit: IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST!

[YOUSUCK242]

Run right really fast; run left really fast; right; right; left; left; jump; hop; roll; roll; KILL.

[GigawingsVideo]

Hi there fellow forest friend, I'm a weasel, let me dance for you!

[FireRunner905]

I don't know why, but I laughed MY ASS OFF at the way the weasel runs 1:10 - 1:14

[Deemo202]

So....basically it genjutsu's the rabbit and then eats it XD.

Rabbit: Lol....the hell....this thing...re....tar-......*stare­s*....ALL HAIL HYPNOWEASEL

*yoink*

[xGauntletx]

My god. Watched this while listening to some dark wave.. It's like he was dancing in a rave and had a bad trip on some drugs, and then killed the wavy asshole.

[ColeVecsion]

Rabbit; well hey there lil fella

Weasal: durhz i likes tah dance!

Rabbit: you sure do! hey honey come here and watch this silly lil thin....GAH MY FACE!! HE'S EATING MY FACE!!

Weasal: i'll save your heart for desert....

[Shrike2101]

That rabbit is tripping balls!

[cruelbusiness1984]

so cute! so vicious! :)

[Artencot]

i want one as a pet

[ianrbuck]

Is it worrying that my cat does this to me occasionally?

[Maymona13]

Weasle: UP+UP+DOWN+DOWN+LEFT+RIGHT+LEF­T+RIGHT+A+B+Start = Instant lunch.

[gregaaron89]

It's still utterly adorable :3

[GrembyTheWalrus]

Thanks, Cracked!

[BoondocksCity]

swiper no swiping

[rankaratar]

So... they make their prey think they're a complete idiot, too retarded to be a threat?

Gotta say, that's not a bad tactic.

[sigi5311]

@rankaratar Yes, the weasel must use intelligence as a rabbit can be caught - but can it catch up:)

 weasel is an intelligent predator.

[megadude1892]

Not gonna lie......That was pretty pimp

[fenriz218]

That's pretty much how Obama won the elections ...

[Daryus321]

IT'S NOT A WEASEL, IT'S A THING. IT'S ONLY DISGUISED AS A WEASEL!!

[XVampiricLesboNunsX]

Run left;Run Right;roll;roll;jump;spin;flip­;lunge. The dance.........OF DEATH!

[Ulitmadusk]

1:09 Gotcha bitch! Tralalalala.

[willmaster93]

Lol not only was this a total "wtf weasel got moves" moment, but the fact that they added wavy screen distortions only makes me believe even more that someone just spiked my drink

[CthomasMega]

AW....oh....

[xWhiteNinjaStarx]

SO FUCKING TRIPPY SET TO DUBSTEP

[Berengier817]

0:45 Holy shit I am tripping balls

[guitarrhythymfool]

I want one..

[JACEH123]

Awww, it's adorable when it kills!

[int0xipolitan]

The FUCK? Hot damn do I love nature.

[KnightOneDark]

Bad trip. Honestly, the video freaked me out.

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

weasel used hypnosis - it is very effective

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

i'm gettin' one of those

[bravo075]

WTF? but... they're so cute...

[CasusUniversum]

Awwww, they're playing togeth OMFG!

[KnightChrome50]

Damn nature you scary

[sovcalzombie]

this was edited so dramatically.

[LittlePikachu]

Look at the cute little bunny! Dawww is the weasel trying to play with it? How adorable! I'll name them Bugs and Peter and feed them a diet of grass and hugs...HOLY FUCK DID PETER JUST KILL BUGS?! NOOOOO!!!!!

[WatermelonPictures]

I Tripped Balls to this

[bootl3gbible]

what language is this?

[sigi5311]

@bootl3gbible Slovak language

[bootl3gbible]

@sigi5311 thanks, i knew it was a slavic language



[sigi5311]

@bootl3gbible yes :))

[Armane15]

@sigi5311 it's Czech language, Slovak is almost the same though

[MarvelousGeorge]

@bootl3gbible Its Czech, guys (trust me, I am Czech :) ). To be fair - Slovak sounds damn similar for foreigners

[sigi5311]

@MarvelousGeorge

jasne :) vo videu je čeština, ale hovorili sme o mojej zlej angličtine a o tom že môj jazyk je slovenčina. vysvetlovať podrobne ako je to s češtinou a slovenčinou som si netrúfla - ktovie ako by to translátor preložil. Tak odpusť bratu ;o)

[MarvelousGeorge]

@sigi5311 Vše jest odpuštěno :)

[dustin595]

omg i love the effects in this lol

[TheColorEarth]

0:00 - 0:25: Aww, a weasel and some rabbits.

0:25 - 0:40: Damn, that weasel can DANCE!

0:40 - 0:46: Hey that weasel's getting awfully close to that rabbit...

0:47 – 1:08: Hey, eh, what’s going on… OH SHIT! What the fuck is going on here. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WEASEL DOING!

1:08 – 1:14: AYAYAYAAAAAA! WHY, WEASEL WHY? *sobs and never feels happy again*

[altheathepirate]

This video is disturbing.

[drplbiftin]

what does the video title even mean?

[sigi5311]

@drplbiftin Is it bad? I do not know English well so sorry. name should be - as a weasel caught a rabbit

[drplbiftin]

@sigi5311 no problems

[sigi5311]

@drplbiftin :) thank you

[Simonomon2]

@sigi5311 Try "How a weasel hunts"

[sigi5311]

@Simonomon2 ;o)

[typtyler]

Hey, wanna play? wanna play? wanna play? hey, hey wanna play? wanna play..? No? FUCK YOU!!! *chomp*

[MasterCheifn343]

Nice marmot

[BlackDahliaMurder214]

"I'm freakin' out, man. I'm freakin' out. Why did I have to eat those shrooms, man"

[Omnywrench]

You got served.

[shortman294]

I AM WEASEL!!!

[fikapaburk]

Poor little rabbit :P

[Milelke92]

The rabbits thinking "WTF is wrong with this weasel." And does catch-on until it seconds away from death.

[EvilCrest]

cracked

[nickfranky]

Fuck vampires and werewolves. GO WEASELS!!!..............

btw literally everyone here is from cracked.

[sigi5311]

@nickfranky a handy little weasel:))

[Minahitnir]

@nickfranky damn right :P

[cruelbusiness1984]

@nickfranky shows lots of people know what's up :P

[mgcustado06]

THE WEASEL'S A NINJA

[sigi5311]

@mgcustado06 magician :))

[deathcreator]

That rabbit is not 3 to 6 times the size of the weasel. Cracked lied!

[sigi5311]

@deathcreator weasel prey caught 10 times more than she

[mewletter]

Darn.. Elmer Fudd should learn a trick from the weasel!

[jcmik]

Silly rabbit

[MrTacues]

Dance, weasel, dance!

[sigi5311]

@MrTacues :))

[sigi5311]

@MrTacues come come

[wheremyhatisat]

Craaaaaaaaaaaacked

[crackface5]

What a dumb ass rabbit.

[sigi5311]

@crackface5 yes :)