Why Can't Men Drink Girlie Drinks? - Comedy Time

[haszczyc]

good1

[xKissAPoisonedLovex]

I think.. I heard him live.. O O;

[lbchef]

Wow! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been jealous of seeing bums sleeping while I'm driving to work.

[xboxjunky1]

is he high?

[FlipGordon]

he sounds like Shaggy from scooby doo

[Plibt200]

Fuck this white cosby bitch

[pauseTV]

THIS MAN IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!

I've never even heard of him before today.

WHY is he NOT famous??

Keep up the great original comedy Mr Ben Gleib!

[twilightDorkz123]

he sounds like shaggy from scooby doo

[Wolfiewolfwolf]

...is he drunk?! XD

[mryuck206]

lmao "im getting drunk in my smoothie, thats gangster!"



[WilsonTheWiseOne]

Wow, he's the funniest stand-up guy I've seen in AGES! Rock on, dude!

[pyro51090]

haha yesss

[morpheusxnyc]

I thoroughly agree! I dunno about you, but I'm not too fond of putting things in my mouth that don't taste good.

I LOVE girly drinks. Why? Because they TASTE GOOD.

[IoEstasCedonta]

Jäger is a girlie drink.

Also, "girly" triggers the Firefox spellcheck and "girlie" doesn't. Interestingly, "spellcheck" triggers it as well.

[JayLovePlaysGuitar]

Girlie instead of girly?

[Ganardhipan]

He sounds like shaggy from scooby doo.but he's funny

[wickkidda]

i like what this guy has to say, hes a thinker, thats so uncommon

[WROCLAW9WHAT]

"i'm getting drunk in my smoothie! that's gangster!!!!"

[johnnyk617]

He sounds like beetlejuice!

[HubbsTheThird]

yep he's right.

[aboylegolcom]

That bit about the homeless is taken from a 1998 Steve Marmel bit. Marmel says he's $25,000 in credit card debt (interesting how Gleib has inflated the amount, but only by 5K), and recounts this exchange:

--Give me a quarter, I'm broke.

--Oh shut up, you're not broke, you're even. I'm broke ! Take out a little personal responsibility you rat bag ! You can work your way up to broke like an adult ! Oh, you work for food? I work for Visa ! I'm working for food I bought in March of 1989 ...

[B3EZ90]

@aboylegolcom THE THING IS he might have not seen it cuz believe me ive thaught that myself once thinking about homeless guys before seing any of those shows.

[beamerball666]

I like smoothie's lol but if I were to put some Jack in there? Oh No

[thekrakenism]

chick drinks, man drinks, whatever...

only in America... lol

[dolls13]

He looks so wasted!!!! \m/

[gmhickok]

Ben is the best!!

[lnwreal9]

funny (Y) :)

[MrTrexpkedxu]

Dude It's Shaggy

[GoGoldenhorse]

Yoinks! Let's get outta here, Scooby!!!

[TheHumboldthustla]

I'm getting drunk in my smoothie..that's gangster!!!

[swizzazn]

got deep there for a second with the god bless america stuff.. gives you smth to think about

[sk8er1alex]

a mix of bill cosby and shaggy from scooby doo

[collynisgood12]

he makes a point on smoothies

[imaginedork]

it looks like he's drunk

[TongueSnap]

he sounds like Marty McFly

[RatNekk]

Mixed with Bill Cosby lol

[sexciibytch17]

lolsz yehh iitsz the drunkenq kraqkha biill cosby!!! lols

[Fr0stbite912]

Dude, No panthers have ever jumped at me. Don't know what that guy puts in his "girlie" drinks. It definitely isn't just alcohol. -_- I LOL'ED

[SimzTOOheart78]

lol this is great!

[ros4211]

and now I'm a bitch!? lol

[tiuric77]

funny guy

[crazyazn90]

he kinda sounds like bill cosby

[litteraround]

he stole the bit about the homeless person at 0 and him bbeing in the negative from another famous comedian. i can't recall who it was, I think it was C K Louis....

can someone confirm that?

[angelonair]

Loved this.

[HotIceMan1]

damn! he's good

[nyylilg53]

stop at 0:53

look at his face it is funnie looking

[bigfella11]

hahaha, he still sounds like bill cosby

[Blooable]

i like him :)

[peruface]

Best one in a LONG TIME

[robertgaudlitz]

really good :)

[xXxDark91AngelxXx]

he has got a real funny voice lol

[powderedts]

the best iv seen on here in a long time

[wildbloodydragon]

LMFAO this guy is funny as fuuuuck

[betumene]

He sounds like Shaggy excited for a Scooby snack

[ColdHearted]

by far the best comedian ive seen on this channel

[randomkatmovies]

he sounds like bill Cosby.

[ghostid]

He sounds like a drunker Bill Cosby... wtf.

[MusicLover7289]

good material  ugly voice

[Dayvit78]

Heard the homeless one already, but the first part was ok. his delivery is relatively funny.

[morphcam]

his voice sounds sooo annoying!

[kingamz]

um...SOFTTT

[DjInsurance]

LOL @ "That's Gangster!"

[hankivey34]

Boring. Gerry Dee does a bit about the girlie drink and its alot funnier.

[archivesbc]

Probably, but Dee's a professional

[davidlaki]

Hilarious! That's gangster!

[ATMRlz]

SO FLIPPIN TRUE. HAHAHAHA

-ATMRlz

[Sephitron]

Hahaha this dudes dope, show more of this guy. He's the funniest comedian you guys have posted thus far...by far

[zekest]

Hes funny..I like...I give hime 8 stars!!!!!!!!

[kuro1911]

funny and cool voice

[Zygote245]

he is like the funniest guy EVER!!

[johnjohn0701]

is he drunk? hehe

[ThaWastelandDOTcom]

i was gonna ask the same thing @ johnjohn0701