Man, I would have been "Thanks for the 10, man. Consider it payment for trying to rob me. Now, sit down and Shut Up, I'm sure the cops'll be here real soon."
@212AttackBattalion1 so he's not always black? was being turned black "again" punishment for something else? ...i guess this time he'll be sentenced to being iraqi
kids carry water guns,teens carry bb guns,men carry pistols and rifles,women carry knives and pepper spray,grandmas carry shotguns or a son whos probly a navy seal and this dude has a hand..............will someone just blow his hand off and give him the joe diffie intro of welcome to earth third rock from the sun
that is so wrong...this guy is a failure in life...he sucks at the easiest job....the job is...get a gun..point it at the cashier...grab the money and run....lol
the irony: he tried to rob someone FOR MONEY but ended up giving the person he was robbing money (being robbed back) and to add insult to injury, he didnt even have a gun. the guy he was robbing had a guy.
@da11ascowboy Ther's not enough people in America carrying firearms. there should be a law. care & maintanence of a firearm should be taught in school. this would cut the crime rate.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA
Frankyyourpimp 3 days ago
I so remember this!! It was on the dallas morning news
nutty1999 2 weeks ago
"The clerk locks the door, where it can't be opened." UUUHHHH OK
hellsblaze666 4 weeks ago
Worst robber ever. Maybe he flunk out of robbery 101.
angrybirdsforever 1 month ago
If you lose money in a robbery, you KNOW that you suck at robbing...
MrYuGiOhScaler 1 month ago
Instant reversal, nice
jaman807 2 months ago
what an idiot--I hope they put his dumb ass under the jail
sepiasiren 2 months ago
LOL the robber got robed
joejoe25ish 2 months ago
WOW 10$ FUCKING TIPS EASY MONEY
GazetteKillAlice9 3 months ago
And this retards were are making fun of other country's cultures? Yeah gg.
redjurij 4 months ago
I LOVE LEIF GERRETS COMMENT!!!! hahahahaah
johnnie420420420420 5 months ago
you know that you're the most worst robber ever if you pay the person you're robbing to leave and not get arrested
dejonjones20 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
-robber comes in-
Robber:gimmie the money
me:T_T FUCK NO!!!
-gets gun-
Robber: O_Olll
88superlink 5 months ago
-robber comes in-
Robber:gimmie the money
me:T_T FUCK NO!!!
-gets gun-
Robber: O_Olll
88superlink 5 months ago
you know your a failure if you lose money during a theft
4513radkej 5 months ago 13
I want to live in Texas instead of stupid Germany. Nobody's allowed a weapon here, so self defense in a robbery ain't easy.
fritztheted 6 months ago
Genius
scottraposo 7 months ago
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS MY ASS! LOL LOL!
whatuswattingat 7 months ago
i wonder if he was cop and a cashier
silverinferno67 8 months ago
lol looks kinda like somebody i knw ( no da person i knw tho lls)
prettyshia19 9 months ago
LOL BRUH DONT WORRI COZ I WAZ BORN THERE BUT I GREEW TEW LUVV DALLAS
zackdabeastable 11 months ago
The world's dumbest comedians with the world's dumbest punch line....
REDTEAM22003 1 year ago
@REDTEAM22003 But they pale in comparison to that wannabe robber.
TraustiGeir 11 months ago
See I would have shot him in the legs so it would be harder for him to continue robbing people.
XXXloveVillian 1 year ago
Ten Bucks! You can buy your way outta prison for TEN BUCKS!
Wish I had known that back in the '70's!
RoadCaptainEntertain 1 year ago
Man, I would have been "Thanks for the 10, man. Consider it payment for trying to rob me. Now, sit down and Shut Up, I'm sure the cops'll be here real soon."
mrmn8honeybee 1 year ago
I thought he was pretending to have a boner
crazymarthcort 1 year ago 4
@KaiserVadin Clearly you haven't heard of white collar crimes...
red00devil 1 year ago
I saw that and LAUGHED ...
KaiserVadin 1 year ago
Stick them up or I'll poke you!
Dragonroar 1 year ago
um... what kinda of wepon is that soposed to be?
XSkullxTotenKopfX 1 year ago
I am going to get a door that locks with the push of a button. Smart idea.
suntanbeautiful 1 year ago
@suntanbeautiful Don't use it if the actually has a gun!
dstebbin 1 year ago
@dstebbin Thank you. You are right.
suntanbeautiful 1 year ago
OMG thats the funniest shit I have seen so far.. XD
helloween1987 1 year ago 3
it's true everyone in Texas has a gun
outlawX357 1 year ago 2
what a dumbass
Hemloch 1 year ago
DALLAS TX 4 LIFEE HAHH IM FRUM TX ND ON TV THEY EVEN SAY DUN MESS WIT TX
zackdabeastable 1 year ago
@zackdabeastable Hell yeah Texas forever. thats where im from exept im from Corpus Christi.
CCTXGABE 11 months ago
I must have Texas in my blood. Either that or I'm paranoid. Or both!
MrHeadgehog 1 year ago
Let this be a lesson to all yalz XD im from texas
Mrgr1m 1 year ago
Who does he think he is? Napoleon?
Dragonroar 1 year ago
Hit a man from texas get a free broken arm!!
GoldPie11 1 year ago
wow i have learned a lot today!!!!!!
lolchick883 1 year ago
Lesson 1: dont be a dumbass
Lesson 2: dont fuck with people from Texas. they're insane.
Lesson 3: if you didn't follow the 1st two rules, try to bribe your way out of a situation.
KingVirmire 1 year ago 2
once again hes black.
212AttackBattalion1 1 year ago
@212AttackBattalion1 so he's not always black? was being turned black "again" punishment for something else? ...i guess this time he'll be sentenced to being iraqi
thelaughingman79 1 year ago
holy crap, at first, i thoughtit was a boner. O_o
wiishadow4 1 year ago 4
Worst attempt at pretending to have a gun ever. Charging the dumbfuck $10 to get out was awesome.
chuckyko 1 year ago
America = Internet
Texas = 4chan
Lala3295 1 year ago
someone tried to rob krispy kream like that my mom was laughing in the break room
Vicslady83 1 year ago
And the saddest part is, he's already reproduced at least 4 times ......
DoctorsAnLawyers 1 year ago
Yo I ben framed yo... seriously what a freakin idot!
Potterfan4ever2010 1 year ago
kids carry water guns,teens carry bb guns,men carry pistols and rifles,women carry knives and pepper spray,grandmas carry shotguns or a son whos probly a navy seal and this dude has a hand..............will someone just blow his hand off and give him the joe diffie intro of welcome to earth third rock from the sun
aabbklll101 1 year ago 4
lol. how ironic
checksixer123 1 year ago
bahahahahahaha sooo goood
IISNiPESHOTx 1 year ago
lol he give his welfare money......
kakamustafa1 1 year ago
oldest trick in the book.
CommanderProwl 1 year ago
i would just take the money elt him go and call the police right away
wordoc23 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
the people pop in talking shit is dumb as fuck....
...dumb fucking tv show
REDTEAM22003 1 year ago
This is a good example of a Fail/Win...
Akillerinthemind 1 year ago 4
If I was a criminal I would plan a escape
penrox1 1 year ago
@penrox1 you're a bright one huh? :D
matZero 1 year ago
if the robber whats megan fox it would go like this....
"Oh 10 bucks? oh okay alright throw in a blowjob and ill let you leave"
XboxLiveSpartan001 2 years ago
i would have took the money and never unlocked the door lol i mean who had the gun???
musicbeast7 2 years ago
yea but the guy is a honest business man, he'd be no better then the criminal if he did that.
RoyalRamirez 1 year ago
The black guy tried to rob shit on his way out WTF
2prize 2 years ago
Sounds like the robber got robbed... Karma's a bitch.
Fatalshot11 2 years ago 11
that is so wrong...this guy is a failure in life...he sucks at the easiest job....the job is...get a gun..point it at the cashier...grab the money and run....lol
jattnyc 2 years ago
so like u try to steal money but u end up giving money! Thats messed up!
nightengale379 2 years ago
the rober just got rob
SuperEspada1 2 years ago 2
the irony: he tried to rob someone FOR MONEY but ended up giving the person he was robbing money (being robbed back) and to add insult to injury, he didnt even have a gun. the guy he was robbing had a guy.
sowhatbitch103 2 years ago
Yeah, not very smart, most Texans carry guns, if you are going to rob one of our stores, be sure you have one too...
(Proud Texan)
da11ascowboy 2 years ago
@da11ascowboy Ther's not enough people in America carrying firearms. there should be a law. care & maintanence of a firearm should be taught in school. this would cut the crime rate.
kdraper2007 1 year ago
@kdraper2007 I agree.
da11ascowboy 1 year ago
@kdraper2007 no if everyone in the world had a job the crime rate would be 0%
KaiserVadin 1 year ago
@KaiserVadin Wrong. Very, very wrong.
UNSUNGBAND 10 months ago
I would have been like Monte Hall on the Price is Right. "If you have 10 bucks, a paper clip and a hard boiled egg, I'll let you out."
ramitupursnout 2 years ago
Dude- the guy with the white hair, is cool as fuck. His voice is awsome. lmao
MoNsTeRsRuLe767 2 years ago 2
@MoNsTeRsRuLe767
yeah hes awsome =)
vampyreakura 2 years ago
i wouldve grabbed the 10 dollars and still have the doors locked
Mightytiger123 2 years ago 8
fingers man....theyre known to kill :P
LegendofDelzaLol 2 years ago
Hey, the Three Stooges did lots of damage with two fingers. They probably would have been more successful at robbing the store too.
furtherdefinitions 2 years ago
thats true XD
LegendofDelzaLol 2 years ago
What if he was just joking I mean he could be stupid for doing so but he is certainly not a criminal.
thebestofsopherboys 2 years ago
Wow this nut is stupid...
Did heactually think someone would fall for that?
SugaBaby273 2 years ago
wow. lol that guy must be so stupid.
pikachuthesquirtle 2 years ago
Seriously u mess with Americans u gotta learn one important rule:
If ur robbing a store bring a real gun cause everyone in America carries one!!
God bless civilian justice :)
faithfulmonkey 2 years ago 13
wtf was that cough.
PiNkMeTaLiCPC 2 years ago
i love this dude
nickelbackhero19 2 years ago 2
all in all this video still cracks me up :D
Va1n3MPathy 2 years ago
so the instead of him robbing the store, the cashier robs him instead lmao
MaverickXIII 2 years ago 12
... that is AWESOME! O_O
evilblades 2 years ago
i would not let him go not unless he gave me all his money its more than likely a fake anway
Texasbevoboy 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
jahjahisthebest 2 years ago
don't fuck with texas
liberator0067 2 years ago 6
i would've loved it if he kept the $10 but didn't let him leave..
Va1n3MPathy 2 years ago 95
Haha yeah. I thought he would do that. Take the 10 bucks, stick it into the register but never unlock the door.
huss171 2 years ago 2
at least he doesnt wave bye with the "weapon"
halo3231 2 years ago 3
i would say 25 and ya got yah self a deal
burritto217paintball 2 years ago 2
man he payed the person he wes robbing WHAT A GOOD CRIMINAL
1313131313113 2 years ago 77
lol
BrunoMMigues 2 years ago
want out itll cost ya
halo3231 2 years ago 2
I need to do that one day....8D
Gadia201 2 years ago 3
EPIC FAIL on the part of the would be robber
thunderstudent 2 years ago 4
Somehow...I don't think that this is how John Dillinger got started...
biggiejeffrey 2 years ago 2
@biggiejeffrey John dillinger was an Indiana farmboy who had style, this fool had nothing on the ball.
kdraper2007 1 year ago
omfg i live close 2 dallas
mgs1234567890 2 years ago
Lmfao exit fee
LingEntityNoobi 2 years ago
The shop keeper got weapon too,
so look at this, the robber fail
to rob the store & paid
$10 to the shop keeper
for begging him to
open the door...
MyLuckyCars 2 years ago
when i watched this on trutv i almost dropped dead. J-A-C-K-A-S-S
kidtorres66 2 years ago
0:38 you can hear the casher locking the door lol
86Timewarp 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he should shot his black ass
skilo13 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he should shot his black ass
skilo13 3 years ago
Gary Busey man lol
STINGY3000 3 years ago
LOL 10 Dollars
86Timewarp 3 years ago 4
NEVER MESS WITH TEXAS
calleigh978 3 years ago 8
He flunk out of robbing school. lol
koalastephanie 3 years ago 15
This has been flagged as spam show
love the nigger stupidity.
WickedDealer 3 years ago