The Night Before Christmas (Explained by Mike Falzone)

[dudderjohanna]

you're so darn cute <3

[annathinksyourspiffy]

do you take perfect pills every morning

like, do you sprinkle perfection on your cheerios

you're my hero

i sound stalkerish but thats okay

okay bye

[Graw2677]

I do love you

[rudegirl241]

so cute. love your smile

[mrpaintballfan]

thanks chive

[SuperSkifer]

Im so lucky I have you to explain the way of the world to me <3

[acgrabia]

Meeces, slaving over crockpots everywhere, lol!!

[My2girlsknh]

you are amazing.

[graeme4prez]

i might love you

[mikefalzone]

@graeme4prez might?

[graeme4prez]

@mikefalzone -_-

[mikefalzone]

@graeme4prez I have no idea what that face means...are you sleeping?

[graeme4prez]

@mikefalzone with you? if you're offering :)

[MistressMalevolentia]

@graeme4prez I do love you:)

[Zaikry]

"honey...i thought we fixed that!"

"technicolor yawns."

what i really wanna know is how that big fat red man can get a licence when it states, verry clearly, in Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer "they should never give a licence to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

[Killerllama08]

I am cracking up! You've got a great sense of humor!

[mrpaul94]

good ol' puking pap douche

[brunettebombshell413]

i looked up peddler... this is what i got... a person who sells illegal drugs or stolen goods...

[mikefalzone]

@brunettebombshell413 sounds about right

[CarsonBeckettFan]

...technicolor yawns... That killed me. I have no idea how I'm writing this.

[mikefalzone]

@CarsonBeckettFan hahaha glad you liked it

[bonkabear11]

wish there was a EFFEN LOVE button!!!

[mikefalzone]

@bonkabear11 : )

[bonkabear11]

@mikefalzone yeah ur good stuff!!!! ;-)

[hhheatherrr2009]

your videos deserve at least 1000 times as many views - i have been laughing all day watching your videos.

[ChrisO7300]

I was at the show in Hamden back in march. You were awesome. Also I love "Do It For the Story". Such a good cd :D

[snapskityy]

Whhhistling:)

[deragornesehorn]

I laugh everytime you smile! lol

[wassupemily]

You're silly :P and I totally thought you had short hair for a while.. Is there a reason you keep it so long ?

[ThisIsImogen]

i cant stop laughing.

[BarbieOfPanic]

You are a freakin GENIUS. this made my whole day!

[stillovehim1]

you never told me to put sensors in the chimeney.....lol

[adolph813]

this is so hilarious. thank you so much for being you!

[adolph813]

this is so hilariously amusing. thank you so much for being you!

[adolph813]

this is so hilariously amusing. thank you somuch for being you!

[TheRealTessAnn]

Made my day :)

[mikefalzone]

@TheRealTessAnn Happy to hear it! Thank you for watching!

[mikefalzone]

@ciarayoo what story would you like to hear?

[mikefalzone]

@ciarayoo YOU are! hahaha thank you.

[Marysuepro]

I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard.. this is HILARIOUS!

[mikefalzone]

@Marysuepro Thanks for watching! I'm glad you liked it.

[rnotghi]

This somehow gets funnier each time I watch it.

[mikefalzone]

@rnotghi : )

[OmgRawrify]

this funny as man

[mikefalzone]

@OmgRawrify Thank you!

[OmgRawrify]

@mikefalzone :)

[crazy1emo1]

i wish you were my dad. your the best story teller.

[mikefalzone]

@crazy1emo1 I might be. 

[crazy1emo1]

@mikefalzone I could get used to the last name Falzone. xD

[OnlyAPhase]

lol. This was fantastic. I subscribed purely because of the hilarity in this video- I'll be sure to check out your others now. Merry Christmas from Australia!

[mikefalzone]

@OnlyAPhase Thank you soo much! So happy to have you. Merry Christmas!

[soundlyawake]

God, amazing.

[mikefalzone]

@soundlyawake YOU are. Thanks for watching Nick

[pslovekrystal]

check out your finger at 4:35 !!! look at the ring woah! :) I really enjoy your videos! love from canada

[mikefalzone]

@pslovekrystal its the source of my power.

[orton0384]

I downrated because I swear someone else said the exact same thing you did ... before you.

[mikefalzone]

@orton0384 No way man. I'm the first person to EVER talk about this story. I mean its been around for 100 years....but I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to talk about it....EVER. Merry Christmas!

[Ibifficus]

lol that was magical <3

[mikefalzone]

@Ibifficus Thank ya!

[mangosixx]

hey i started "premeruera" on your channel after this video, yes im from sweden so thats what it´s called xD your funne ass hell and i love your tattoos =) continue to do awesome videos xD thums up =)

[mikefalzone]

@mangosixx hahah thats awesome. Thank you so much! So far away!

[Beautifu1B1urr]

Oh mothersonofabitch, the part about the fire marshall XD 

[mikefalzone]

@Beautifu1B1urr hahahah awesome swearing.

[Beautifu1B1urr]

@mikefalzone It's one of my many talents :D

[Janiemm]

wHistling...is that like cool wHip?

[mikefalzone]

@Janiemm a little like that yea. 

[lefthandedlove]

This is amazing. I think I love you. :D "Presents burn fast". I cannot stop laughing. You're a genius.

[mikefalzone]

@lefthandedlove oh STOP IT! (please never stop)

[lefthandedlove]

@mikefalzone Hah, I won't. Believe me. Every. Single. Time. I laugh. That was awkward just to type. >_>

[hanika98]

very funny!

[mikefalzone]

@hanika98 Thank you!

[shchristy339]

laughing so hard xD i love this <3

[mikefalzone]

@shchristy339 LOVE YOU!

[Luvsdaizies]

You're awesome!

[mikefalzone]

@Luvsdaizies you are

[abwalker7253]

You make me laugh! My best friend and I are on a mission to find our "Allen" (from the hangover) and I think you might be it! You need to come to NC

[mikefalzone]

@abwalker7253 Im in

[abwalker7253]

@mikefalzone Im excited! lol let me know when or if you ever make it this way!

[onthegoodshiplollie]

hahahaha great story, great actor, great hair

[mikefalzone]

@onthegoodshiplollie i do my VERY best.

[slylink690]

This has to be the best explanation of the the story I've ever heard.

I can't wait to hear you explain to the story "GoodNight Moon" ;D

[Supafly1942]

When my dad came home late on sash he would beat the cartoon mice that live in the little u shaped hole by the fireplace.

[mikefalzone]

@Supafly1942 as he should.

[tokyofr0]

I would love to hear how you explain where babies come from.

[tikea85]

Saint Nick sounds obtrusively rude.

[tonjesml]

I can't even imagine the mysteries of the world you could figure out with that fucked up, twisted mind of yours.

[Masterschafe]

@tonjesml Just think of the possibilities if you COMBINED forces!

[mikefalzone]

@tonjesml I know everything. Ask me.

[YouMeEvery1]

I am going to use technicolor yawn in my vocabulary from now on. Probably starting sometime Friday night.

[EM1LL1E]

"Presents burn fast" is now my holiday pick up line. I have every faith it will work.

[ehrhj06]

I just want another round of sash lol love it

[dickiejr01]

Genius. Let me explain, Mike Falzone is kinda smart.

[deehob]

good to see we're all getting into the Christmas spirit. :P

[ashleya117]

ohmygod that was amazing!

[cfalien]

lol! maybe you shouldnt do this every time.

[mere2bear]

I'm on my 3rd time watching this lol!!

[cutewitch772]

Hey, Mike. It's Christmas. Why don't you buy us a round of Sash? And then we can rent ourselves a sky caddy and uh, party it up? Ya know? Get some weird little kids some gifts or something. I'll stir the crock pot, since you're either a man or a mouse and mice have no hands and men don't belong in the kitchen.

[IwantCandy5]

This.Made.Me.Laugh.So.HARD. Thank you :D

[mikefalzone]

@IwantCandy5 WELCOME!

[Hobgoblins]

"Mice don't have hands."

True dat.