Wipe Your Poo With Less!!

[wooooooooooka]

sustainable cloth wipes for the win :)

[GoatHerderEd]

@wooooooooooka ROFL! hell ya!

[GODHhunterH]

fat ppl needs 8 rolls to wipe

wy dont you just get rid of the toilet paper and use a bunny?

[GoatHerderEd]

@GODHhunterH I should! But then I would have to breed bunnies! That would be a pain!

[theq513]

Hi Ed, Your Cosco trip led me over here. Well... to answer your question... Me and my boy friend go through one roll per day on average. One sheet per wipe would never happen. cya :)

[GoatHerderEd]

@theq513 you must have some soft poop!

[theq513]

@GoatHerderEd Yeah, I guess too much fiber... ;)

[fracturedfist]

i never use any paper at all.

i just leavet to dry and scrape it out with a spoon or sumting.

[GoatHerderEd]

@fracturedfist LOL!! YUK!

[buxomdesign]

LMAO! How big is this guy butt? If hes got a big ol' badonk a donk then theres more area to cover, am I right? Oh my my my.

[GoatHerderEd]

It's normal. Nothing too big...

[nocbmaniyak]

ur gay

[GoatHerderEd]

Well, DUH!

[sam29232]

I use a huge amount of toilet paper. Using one piece sounds impossible to me. I clicked on that link entitled "see what I eat to help me poo".

What else do you eat besides risen bran and flax seed to keep you "one piece of toilet paper" per bathroom visit regular.

BTW The risen bran displays were very nice.

[GoatHerderEd]

LOL, thanks, I tried to make a good display. :D

I eat whole gran bread, etc.. I eat pretty healthy.

[ayokae]

2 sheets per wipe. 1 roll per month. Go green lol!!

[shuichiro23]

Omgosh. haha.

I agree that you don't need a whole role, but ONLY 1 SHEET?!?!? Ok...that's pushing it. haha.

Maybe I'm just ocd clean...I need at least 2. :D

[GoatHerderEd]

It depends on the day, but I can usually get away with one. I'm a pretty solid pooper.

[Bledoston]

I just watched the end. I wish my ass was like a wooden tray, unfortunately for the rain forests its not.

[GoatHerderEd]

LOL, sounds like you need to clear cut the forest!

[Bledoston]

What if your poo was like tar to your cheeks?

[GoatHerderEd]

I guess I am lucky that does not happen to me! :D

[Rambleredhead]

My folks gave us the lecture to use two sheets with each wipe when we were very young so I agree totally with you.

A very funny video! Keep up the great work!

[GoatHerderEd]

Someone agrees with me! Finally! :D

[GoatHerderEd]

ROFL!!! OMG!! HAHA!! No, I just dont make a mess I guess. I'm lucky like that! :D

[GaleRahl]

wow! I laughed so hard, i need a holl role to myself! LOL

[GoatHerderEd]

LOL! only one square! :P

[caterwaul68]

My ass eats up tp! Its an aggressive hungry bum and demans more then 1 sheet!

[GoatHerderEd]

LOL! You will have to get it off its addiction! My ass has another, similar addiction...  Not TP though...

[mourarth]

I have to see if your but is really clean!

[GoatHerderEd]

It is. Trust me, I'm clean. :D

[mourarth]

wow as you answered it I'll believe it... but I'd like to see it as well ;)

[sleekcartim]

thats not what u heard in there... do the math

[GoatHerderEd]

What?

[FusionFitnessSF]

Ok Ed, what about hair? If guys have a lot of hair in their cracks, they are gonna use a lot of TP because they are in actuallity, cleaning the hair, not their anus. My guess is you have little to no hair (same as me).

[stpetefl]

I have a big bubble butt , i need more than just a sheet , you skinny ass stud!!! ;-)

[GoatHerderEd]

I have a bubble butt too :-)

[stpetefl]

Luv to see it!

[billysscreeningroom]

This is waaaay more information than I needed to know1 lol1 But it's a funny video. Thanks!

[dphxaz]

hahaha great video, keep them comming !

[GoatHerderEd]

Thanks DPHXAZ! I will! And a Hi back to you!

[Bradywa]

Also it depends on if you have loose stool or not. If it is loose then you could always use a washcloth. I really like the moist wipes that they have made for adults. It is nice to have them available when you are having nookie company! :-)

They are very convenient when you have company over and you are unable to jump in the shower. Just make sure you only use one per flush otherwise they can clog the toilet. :-(

[Bradywa]

I remember my dad trying to teach us to make a ghost with the TP so we would take one square and cover one finger, and that is how he expected us to wipe. It all depends on if the TP is one ply or two.

[veganjohn]

Well! I always use 2 sheets - maybe it's the 100% recycled paper variety I buy - I use 2 sheets and fold one over on the other so I have a 4 ply, 1 sheet size square to wipe my butt with. Sometimes, with really messy poos, I may get another of these double sheets.

My husband seems to use about 1/4 roll of TP whenever he used the bathroom. CRAZY!

I notice when he's gone for a few days, I am still on the same roll when he gets back. Otherwise we're putting in a fresh roll every 2 or 3 days.

[nickbrown2k2]

Hahhahaha, I could not stop laughing all the way through this vid. LOL.

[GoatHerderEd]

Glad you liked it Nick!

[HatMMMMMM]

Trying to demonstrate it with Chocolate syrup is too unrealistic. Next time try something more realistic, like Marmite for example.

[GoatHerderEd]

HA!!! Marmite!! HAHAH!! I take it you are British? My Uncle, from Britain, uses that! If I had chocolate frosting, I would have used that...

[HatMMMMMM]

No, not British, but my step mother is.

However if You used Marmite as a demonstration accessory, you wouldn't be enjoy licking it! :D

[EPRide]

HAHA to funny

[simodav]

One sheet if your ass is small... Easy you Scat lover...haha love you.. ;)

[JayBellBooks]

I just fill the bathtub up with kitty-litter and use that.

Not really, but now I'm tempted.

[GoatHerderEd]

ROFL!! That sounds oddly fun! haha!

[DeweyLikesAmerica]

Oh my god!

3:01

That's all I have to say.

OK....let's clear a few things up here:

1. Your ass is not a flat, non-porous surface;

2. Your ass has a lot of surface area, hair, and cleavage (if you will...);

3. Poo is very gross, and very complex;

4. Poo is definitely not chocolate syrup;

Do you know how it works in India?

Consider your ass *lucky* to be in America!

[GoatHerderEd]

1. Your poo is not liquid like the syrup, so, it should be LESS messy!

2. it doesn't matter how gross it is! And if that is the case, why not wear a hazmat suit when you wipe your butt???

[drby3]

you should make this available for a global public announcement .... oh lordy .... LMFAO ....ciao:~)

[GoatHerderEd]

LOL, What do you mean by that?

[skincarefanatic]

Funny as!

[MediaMyselfandI]

Um, ........Tragic

[markeyboy1]

You are SOoooo funny--yet relevant...!!!!! I'm sure your poo is delicious...

[GoatHerderEd]

LOL! :D I never tried it )-:

[emmanuelo516]

as those charmin' bears say, "less is more!"