Dan Cummins "Crazy With A Capital F" - Pussy Bears

[chubalicious11]

Y U NO like Pandas???

[Doi4in]

10/10

[jackdtroughton]

0/10.

[istolethiscamara]

"and go look like a real woman for once in your life..." *cut to* hot ass woman laughing.............-__-

[heavymetalstew]

why have i never seen this guy before?

[Lvl60Slayer]

Pandas and the Grizzly Bears Gay Vegetarian Cuzin

[punisher1045]

Depending on what they did in that awful cage "Prison Bitch Bears"... Close your eyes panda and you can pretend your still sucking Bamboo

[Hagathorthegr8]

Love your stuff Dan, I wish your dvd would be available on Netflix already!

[overweightelmo912]

@Hagathorthegr8 agreed.

[wolflover1235]

fucking love pandas D: so mean lmao

[mperry3151]

time to earn ur protection panda, how bad do u want it?

[anthony66363]

Great Clip

[SuperGRIM101]

Thats what I thought, band wagon..

[MissMae202]

"i appreciate some of your fake outrage over impossible sexual acts"

[KrazyEpicTaco11]

"that jokes called close your eyes panda and you can pretend your still sucking bamboo" lol xD

[RoseHeart1234]

"Die panda die, get off my planet!"

[Thome06]

bamboo. . .

That really is embarrassing for a bear.

[kairy95]

Favorite Comedian:) Keep it up "King Cummins the Magnificent" :D

[Estefania11398]

You are an epic comedian. Love all of your jokes.

[Bobman1408]

@Estefania11398 I agree

[Estefania11398]

@Bobman1408 smart answer. 

[lourse132]

yea but some animals are important. the maintaining of species maintains an ecosystem. We dont know what would happen if a part of the chain of any ecosystem would dissapear so we try to save as many species as we can

[oTRITTONZ]

@lourse132 shut up tree hugger they should put u in a cage of tigers

[xxh4ny0uxx]

god i hate hippies

wats worse is that some people believe them and join

[mario5157]

Is so funny But hey it's true spcies die off

[DannyWithAe]

This special came on friday and i fell asleep to it. I was pissed with myself because Dan cummins comes on tv every so often and it was a treat for me to watch him. Damnmit danny dammit dammit dammit

[macwild1234]

Look I'm dan cummins and i'm a fucking tool.

[miamid17]

@macwild1234 u have no taste at all

[DannyWithAe]

I love how serious he is when he talks : D

[deathcauser1104]

yay! prison bitch bears lmaoo

[Diggzist]

I love how epicly serious you sound. <3

[OSBJokerZ]

amazing. dan you are a hilarious.

[rodolfofariasjr]

One of my favorite comedians. I love the dry sense of humor and well, thought out jokes.

[haloaddict64]

I will donate any amount of money to HAVE THIS DONE! Pandas are useless animals.

[schizokitty177]

@haloaddict64 so are tigers, and regular bears, santa cruz long-toed salamander, tasmanian forester kangaroo, cougars...the list goes on, why don't you go ahead an destroy the whole ecosystem while your at it... not saying it joke wasn't funny...but yeah

[haloaddict64]

@schizokitty177 Umm, then what the fuck is natural selection? if an animal can't take care of itself then it should not be pampered and kept alive by us. If it can't take care of itself let it die, nature can adjust. I think the joke is funny, but in many ways it is also true. Humans try to interfere too much with nature. I care the least about the worlds environtment out of any person.

[schizokitty177]

@haloaddict64 yeah but it's our fault so many animals are going extinct, almost nothing we do is natural anymore, an we're taking up so much space, it's not just animals it's plants, earth, and water too, our environment can't function if one is missing. yes it's true that humans are meant to evolve, but we're never happy enough with anything, we have to keep trying to make things better while we're making things worse at the same time

[haloaddict64]

@schizokitty177 Honestly no one can really convince me otherwise, I have no sympathy for any species, including humanity in general. Too many groups make decisions without weighing the consequences, therefore I believe they deserve to suffer. I don't believe the human race will live forever and it will be its own inevitable demise. If we evolve to a point where we destroy our own ecosystem then we are most likely next in line for natural selection to take its course.

[schizokitty177]

@haloaddict64 your just depressed all around aren't you...people say they don't care but when the right time comes they do

[imaninjapirate93]

@schizokitty177 &@haloaddict64 You both have valid points, and took complete dumbass routes to justify them. On a related note taking anything that anyone says on Youtube seriously is so stupid that the world would probably benefit if the people who do it compulsively were put to death. And yes my IQ dropped ten points writing this.

[macwild1234]

@haloaddict64

go read more Ayn Rand you 14 year old douche

[haloaddict64]

@macwild1234 Considering I'm and 18 year old K-state student, majoring in Computer science, it is easy to tell that you're terrible at judging ages, and that you couldn't come up with a sufficient argument proves that you are just about the same age as what you claim I am. How about you learn something other than schoolyard insults?

[Cocainetheclown]

my ex girlfieand loves pandas im going to send this to her im watching this on tv right now had to find it