Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry David on Lines

[Logos87X]

I find myself agreeing with Larry 95% of the time and THAT really worries me. I'm worried about myself.

[DrGurrpah]

I'm definitely using this clip as my opening for my mathematics senior seminar symposium presentation over Queueing Theory!

Thumbs up for Larry David's brilliance as an attention getter

[ontariobuds]

It's such a simple idea, but I couldn't think of it.

How does Larry do it? Granted he doesn't write every single line in every script. I don't think so anyways..

[thepantstent]

@ontariobuds the shows mostly improvised

[carlawon]

2012...ladies and gentleman... president larry david

[Cashback13]

Line tactics are always needed in this situation! Best to go in in 2s get in both lines whoever gets their first buys the item and the other leaves the line when it's safe!

[altiris]

This happened to me today and after doing the "Larry David's drama" about line problems I thought of this clip - he is genious LOL

[jjws]

yes i hate it when theres two lines for the same thing

[StingerSplash007]

Larry actually has a great point!!

[SandrineSoprano]

Great bloke

[rencrow]

lmao the comments here are probably more worthy of being on this show than this skit is.

[dudetocartman]

@chrisuk19yootube

r u anti semi or a not a nice person or something?

[louthleviathan]

Long balls! Long balls! Arghhh Long balls!

[Zori008]

@chrisuk19yootube Wow! I just said the guy in the black shirt is cute and then life goes on. I never thought all this conversation would start about it. So if I said the guy in the black shirt looks smart, would that have been ok? because I can change cute to smart and we'll all be happy.

[slaythegodz]

@Zori008 He's jealous because no one thinks he's cute.

[laceyIrish]

@chrisuk19yootube I wouldn't want you thinking I'm shallow AND a poor speller. Correction from last post: "distaSteful."

[laceyIrish]

@chrisuk19yootube So when I say I'm a follower of CYE at all times but mention ONE time I saw a hot guy, that makes me shallow. But all those times I watched without thinking anyone was hot doesn't count. I get it. Brilliant (and narrow minded). And those mammalian senses you find distateful are what keeps this world populated my friend. Life as we know it wouldn't exist if people weren't attracted to each other for whatever reason. It's been that way since time began.

Anyway, have a nice day.

[laceyIrish]

@chrisuk19yootube If we only cared about hot guys we wouldn't be faithful watchers - but we are... so can't I have a sense of humor and still think that guy is hot? Geeeez, somebody needs a nap.

[SuperVictoriap]

@chrisuk19yootube I do appreciate Larry David's humor. I also appreciate the hot guy in the black shirt! :)

[SuperVictoriap]

The guy in line with the black shirt has the funniest faces!!

[ladyOh10]

@SuperVictoriap He's cute too!

[Zori008]

@ladyOh10 He's not just cute - he's gorgeous!!!

[mcarter09]

OMG I love Larry! He says EVERYTHING that everyone thinks about (I think about this kind of stuff all the time). You know ALL OF US THINK THIS WAY especially if we're in hurry, in a grocery store in our car at a bank drive through or some other random situation.

You switch lines and you say, DANG I should have stayed over there lol :-)

[TheNscheib]

stop line jockeying

[nomania]

and that ladies and gentlemen, is the one-line theory!!

[Kranbone]

Do you respect wood?

[DaveBeatz]

i respect all types of wood, you discriminate between woods!

[Kranbone]

No no, I respect pine, I respect walnut. I respect oak. It doesn't matter. I respect ALL kinds of wood

[DaveBeatz]

haha, definatly one of the best episodes!

[Kranbone]

totally

[dwoodall8979]

@DaveBeatz that episode? are you kidding me? that was one of the least funny episodes of Curb. I was very disappointed in how the season ended since the episode right before with kramer and the groats and the child molesting stuff was maybe my favorite episode.

[aurrorra]

One line idea.

[jampt1989]

This is such a good scene. He rants about sampling and then lines straight after. "I would like to be with a lot of women but i can't sample every woman, get what I'm saying?"

[jewfishie2]

lol

[metemi]

God, he's exactly like me LOL

[gogoutube]

oh my god :(

[creampackage]

He's like me too and it makes life unfortunately very difficult lol.

[dwoodall8979]

@creampackage Not if you have the courage to speak out. I'm kind of like him too but starting to figure out how to not care so much what others think. that is the key. If you really don't care, then people might start to look up to you.

[phatguyinalilcote]

they wouldnt have stoned me a thousannd years ago for bringing up the one line idea

[callan666]

For anyone in favour of Larry to be King of Earth please say I

[Colddeed]

I

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[santiheladero]

you have a line problem ajjaja

[hellomenamehello]

i thought of this years ago and ts BULLSHIT that this still happens. People get very angry over this and it could be so easily avoided. I find it ammusing myself

[meggido666]

well... he's right this time...

[ProphetVictory]

what do you mean 'this time'?

[rockchic21]

larry david is ALWAYS right!

[DH2020]

Larry always tells it like it is, every little life annoyance bothers Larry.

[Robmyster73]

holy sweat...this guy is the man...funniest jew of all time

[WKaliber1]

my sister has a nice bikini line

[andmataren]

Yes. Yes she does.

[meetube2]

another comic genius from LD!!!

[everdayzac]

You have a line problem...

[SeySey87]

Larry David's the best

[Nirmanakaya]

what a great comedian