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  • Judson Mills is very powerful! Also Carlos Ray Norris!

  • @bm2309 Yes Carlos and Judson are both very powerful.

  • Chuck Norris peut parer des coups avant même que l'ennemi ne commence à le faire.

  • Gage really hates P.K. Song because of what P.K. did to him.

  • 02:51 - FINISH HIM!!!!

  • No Blood ... !

  • Did Gage get possessed at 02:41?

  • Ryu has beaten Sagat, Bison and Akuma, but can't defeat Gage!

  • Flawless Victory!!

  • i think stevan segals films are very wierd since steven segal never getting hit by something wierd...

  • Your Soul is mine !!!

  • black dragons, white dogs, gray hippos, yellow cats: they are all the same shit after fighting Norris

  • He tried to fight Chuck Norris? What an idiot :L Everyone knows the only person that can take down Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

  • Your soul is now Cordell Walker's

  • ryu and shang tsung both lost lol

  • lmao i thought it was a girl wearing pink on first 0:53 XD

  • Chuck Norris wins. Flawless Victory

  • they were lucky. norris used only 1% of 1% of his backup power.

  • SHANG TSUNG

    only reason he has no soul is cuz of chuck norris

  • Walker pwns the boss, Trivette usually pwns some huge thug with punching and choking, that other guy pwns the juniorboss and the chick pwns some overgrown dude, all fights separate. I feel like I have seen this more than once in this show.. Still, it feels great every time Walker brings justice upon bad boys =)

  • I'm sorry. But a spinning hook kick by someone who knows what they are doing with boot on is at the least a broken jaw. More likely a KO

  • @fenixx001 Funny you should say that..

    About 12 years ago when this show was still airing someone asked my martial arts teacher (military background and 40+ years in MA) what he thought about Walker Texas Ranger. He said that he thought the show was really fake. We asked him why and he said "because if you were kicked in the head by someone as skilled as Chuck Norris, especially wearing cowboy boots, you wouldn't be getting back up...you'd be in the hospital with your jaw wired shut!". ;)

  • chuck vs shang tsung from MK and the other guy fight against ryu from street fighter the movie

  • I bet the guy thought he was dreamin when he suddenly had Sydneys foot in his face! :D

  • wow chuck norris whooped that fool lol

  • chuck norris cant leave without his hat

  • chuck norris v.s leader = Raiden v.s Shao Kahn the other ranger v.s other black dragon = johnny cage v.s reptile

  • 2:50 ---> Rageman

  • I saw the whole episode today and it was great. I mean really GREAT. Amazing fights!

  • 1:08 "WOWOWOW hold on hold on" rules XD

  • love the scorpian kick by the chick

  • Once, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger fought. Arnold was winning, until the fighting began.

  • Shang Tsung didnt get no hits

  • Why didn't Shang Tsung morph into goro?? :P

  • nice crackling sound at 1:50 !!! LOLOLOL

  • Chuck Norris needs no partners. People that fight with him are just his after images.

  • 2:23 0WN3D!

  • Anyone else hear the bone break at 1:24?

  • Was that Kevin Nash Trevette just beat up?

  • @gtw1983 Sure looks like him lol I think that guy is on the new bounty hunter show I could be wrong.

  • Great :D

  • Geiler Kampf!!!!

  • 1:16 = PWNED!?

  • Everything I needed to know about fighting whenever I got into one at school when I was a little kid, I learned it, all from 'Walker, Texas Ranger'.: :)

  • 2:22

    "WALKER WINS!"/"FLAWLESS VICTORY!".

  • 'Walker, Texas Ranger' & 'Mortal Kombat' combined into one.; Genius!: :)

  • If those jacked as hell guys hit anyone just once they would be knocked out. Man TV is so unrealistic XD

  • Only Chuck can beat Shang Tsung that quickly................

  • After Norris did another Bow Flex infomercial,,,,

  • the sound they use for the hits is soooooooo EPIC

  • @MBertrandYT

    I wish I knew where you can down-load the sound-effects they used for the kicking & punching.

  • @tthomaselli2 I bet it's from mortal kombat's sound base! I'm sure you can find the midi sounds on google or something like thaht ahahahaha

  • @MBertrandYT

    I'd assume so, as well.; If there's a web-site where they have all the fighting sounds from 'Walker, Texas Ranger', I gotta see it.

  • The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • 2:20 EPIC LARIAT

  • Chuck Norris needs no contraception. His sperm roundhouse kicks any egg.

  • we have shang tsung, johnny gage and chuck norris. wait chuck norris wasnt in mortal kombat, correction yes he was. He just moved too quickly in each of the movies and games that u didnt see him.

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  • when chuck norris is late, time better slow down

  • WTF 2:54 XD

  • nice crib, what the black dragons are famous about? its a boysband?

  • nejlepsi byl geič a ta ženská

  • Not all of them were roundhouse kick genius.

  • I finally realized that this show is all about roundhouse kicks

  • 3 people got roundhouse kicked in the face

  • Fight scenes with Chuck Norris are never long...wonder why? XD

  • Recently a theory was discovered of parallel universes in which

    Chuck Norris was the male sheep but in this. When

    Einstein made it public, Chuck Norris gave a spinning kick in the

    face. Einstein is better known today as Stephen Hawking.

  • It must be walker california ranger because in TX they would just shoot the BG.

  • this is what happens when you try Chick Norris' gangster

  • Chuck Norris was the original winner of Mortal Kombat

  • @laohung Then how did they make a sequel if everybody was dead? 

  • @stopglobalswarming Chuck Norris just cast himself as everyone and acted out the entire movie by himself

  • shutup he was not

    first of all He wasnt even in Mortal Kombat to begin with

  • @ICET100 well no shit that's why it's called a JOKE smh LOL

  • has anyone seen recent pictures of chuck norris??

    despite his previous awesomeness, he looks totally lame now

    used to be epic tho

  • @floortileproductions That's not chuck, that is his great grandfather.

  • chuck norris is untouchable

  • chuck norris is like "Your Soul is Mine "

  • Trivette fights in the lamest way.

  • in movies every kick has supersonic boom, ok thats normal for Chuck Norris but for others... thats a cheap movie trick :D

  • Walker: I'll get Shang Tsung. Trevette, you take Dog the Bounty Hunter.

    Trevette: Ah crap!

  • HAHAHa 0:53 i thought that was a chick!

  • 1:16 boom! snake attack!

  • @JDM867 I've never been 100% on how much was fiction. It doesn't mean that Japan can't have it's own Black Dragons unassociated with the Chinese Triad. I guess I've always assumed that the core, the existance of the Japanese Black Dragon, was true, but the rest was just story line. True, I'd assume the Yakuza would carry out their own hits, which is actually well documented and on news footage.

  • @JDM867 I thought the Black Dragons were a Japanese cult of assassins (ref Raven 1992).

  • Hey, they stole the idea of fighting Black Dragons from Jonathon Raven.

    CBS dropped Jeffrey Meek in 1993 for Chuck Norris.

  • MOOORTALLL KOOMMMMBBBAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!

    Holy crap, Shang Tsung and Ryu from the crappy Street Fighter movie! Woo hoo!

    By the way, Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar. The shirt gets an erection from touching his body.

  • Our Government kindly requested Chuck Norris to keep at 100 miles away from the Gulf Oil Spill. The potential energy in his kicks could have ignited the whole oil slick.

  • everybody makes jokes about chuck norris say them to his face and piss him off nd he will kick ur ass

  • @adamrocks89 Actually, there's an entire website of Chuck Norris facts, including a list of favourites, hand picked by the man himself.

  • @asdf33 Considering they actually did light off some of the oil slick, that joke doesn't work. Sorry, but nice try.

  • This is the whole episode. Chuck Norris directed it. He won an Oscar, three Golden Globes, and an MTV music award for the sound of the kicks made by Chuck Norris.

  • shang tsung only give to chuck norris one punch!111111

  • 1:18 ---- OWNED

  • wow ryu from street fighter and shang tsu sung cant even touch chuck norris. but then again chuck norris created the street fighter tournament and he created mortal kombat.

  • I like the sound of bones breaking in Walker. Makes me laugh.

  • That guy who Trivette fought & beat up comes across the looks of Edge & Kevin Nash.

  • 1:18 very sexy kick

  • Man I'd be honored if I got to get my ass kicked by Chuck Norris on his show.

  • YOUR A BLOODY IDIOT

    CHUCK NORRIS WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU

  • Hey you all:-)

    Does anyone of you the name of the cop from 0:03-0:10

    THANK YOU

  • 2:53

    Chuck apparently taught Gage the Falcon PAWNCH!

  • Hey, isn't that the guy from Showdown in LIttle Tokyo? What a great movie.

  • chuck norris vs shang tsung. and chuck wins.

  • They had to edit the parts where Chuck Norris fought, just because it never intended to kill doesn't mean it didn't, the guys who got hit by him gave their lives just to be near him at one point in time.

  • 0:06 - Arnold Schwarzenegger? LMFAO

  • Chuck Norris Vs Shang Tsung

    Chuck = Flawless Victory

  • I think the hardest working guy on this show is the sound effects guy putting in hundreds of swishes and smashes. Even the chick has legs that slice the air with the sound of a samurai sword and connect with the sound of a sledgehammer.

  • There are desserts because they did not get enough Chuck Norris.

  • that was pretty corny the last punch wasn't even close to the guy's chin

  • why does every ranger know kung-fu...

  • @Sdot9 because they aren't just Texas rangers...they are Power Rangers LOL

  • @Sdot9 because to work with chuck norris, you must know some form of martial arts, otherwise, you are deemed inferior.

    

  • i got one word for this

    OWNAGE

  • this shit is so G

  • Ouille... le chinois comment il meurt à la fin lol ! C'est ce qu'on appelle le chinois chintoqué... (2:48)

  • wow..

  • Man Shang Tsung didn't do crap! Bet even Trivette could have taken him.

  • 0:13 Ninja Chuck Norris

  • 0:13 he got knock the fuck out!!

  • lol your right mark271792 he does look like kevin nash. I actually thought it was him when i first saw this episode.

  • 1:35-1:41 is so cool. She did all that and didn't even pull the trigger! That takes skill.

  • And now Chuck Norris must face Shao Kahn.

  • Actually, that's Shang Tsung.

  • No. This actor was Shang Tsung. Shao Khan is after Shang Tsung.

  • lol they always put away there gun before fighting

  • Ok Chuck Norris ... now defeat Liu Kang

  • 1:16. bad move dude

  • Very nice Biatch kicking..I suppost in real life she would be crying about a broken nail..

  • Sweet Chuck...but I now have a crush on the chick at 1:15 . That was one SWEET kick counter.

  • There are a lot of good cops shows on, but I miss a show that ended up in a fist fight vs. a gun fight.

  • I have never seen so many round house kicks!

  • Gage's eyes, transforming to his demon eyes lol (At 2:41) haha

  • the stunt double for all these fights was actually chuck norris, at the same time.

  • awesome fight

  • when chuck norris jumps in the water. He doesnt get wet. The water gets chuck norrised

  • the reason why Chuck Norris didn't play in Mortal Kombat is because the movie would only last about 5 seconds xD

  • Chuck pwns!

  • If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

  • if you manage to roundhouse kick against Chuck Norris! he Will land a harder more stronger and improved roundhouse kick right on your jaw!

  • Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

  • You dont fuck with the chick...i mean chuck! well fuck it, both. the chick and the chuck went kung pow!

  • no way shang tsung loses to chuck norris

  • Why didn't Shang Tsung morph into Chuck Norris?

  • @Gold753 lmao.

  • @Gold753 LMAO that is a brilliant idea!!!!

  • @Gold753 he has to defeat you to morph into you.

  • @outspokenreflex

    He meant that as a joke.; Even still, a very good question... I never thought of that until after I saw this episode for the first time ever on T.V. while whatever season this was from was still on the air.

  • @Gold753 Because he couldn't get his soul silly...

  • I think slysus isn't alive anymore ...

    chuck is always watching!

  • Chuck Norris can never be defeated and yes Walker Texas Ranger is still on T.V.

  • i like the look on gage's face wen he takes down the guys hand

  • is Walker Texas Ranger on anymore

  • Why he never uses the pistol?

  • He does, because its more humane than getting a roundhouse kick to the face.

  • MORRRRTAL COMMMMBAT

  • lol i love how the black guy just shokes the big guy out!

  • what a fuc...is this? stupid kick it s serious? ridiculous !!!! damn

  • Oh yeah, I love this TV show. It's my favourite. Chuck Norris and the team GO!!

    1:17 - nice kick.

    2:23 - great!

  • this has to be a joke the sound effects are so over dramatized hahah

  • This is one of my favorite episodes.

  • Walker vs. Shang Tsung.

    Walker Win!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!

    MOOHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • OWNED!

  • 0:13 = ROFLMAO!!!

  • man i love this one its not my fav be i like it

  • triple h got beat by trivet

  • they should make a video game out of this.

  • U.S.A Iowa TV?

  • chuck norris even beat shang tsung.

  • @nickninja27 : Chuck Norris, Wins! Flawless Victory!

  • @nickninja27 haha yeah, Chuck now is Champion of Mortal Combat :D

  • I can't help but laugh while watching this...crazy Conan!

  • 2:40 - 2:56 was badass

  • Wasn't they main vilain from Johnny Tsunami movies? Can't imagine him being a vilain.

  • Chuck Norris is loosing his touch, he wasnt able to keep his hat on.

  • damn that bitch went matrix scorpion kick on his ass