Brotherhood 2.0: March 21st: Put Stuff on Your Head

[ajcarter16]

I currently have a lion pillow pet on my head. 

[BrokenByAChord]

This was uploaded on my birthday, so therefore I have cake on my head.

[EggheadJr1]

I know John Isn't allowed to sing anymore(don't know why) but I mean songs are just poems right?? I mean, why can't John write the songs that Hank sings?? He seems to be a decent lyricist IMO, at least..

[ValkyrieMaiden95]

can anybody type the lyrics to this song so i can copy them and learn this song and then live by its message.

[thewolffromhell66666]

what the hell happened to your eye boy

[Rithene]

Throughout the course of this video, I put on my head my puppy-sized elephant, my tribble, a picture of me holding a crocodile, my Purple Folder O' Story Parts, a box of Cheez-Its, my phone, my wallet, the key to my dorm room, and this origami polyhedron my friend made me.

[MsFigmenter]

I started singing this during Math class today, the guy sitting next to me looked at me funny....

[MrSpockify]

I really want this song on my iPod... :(

[boscoreli55david]

A shirt is on my head.

[MrAntiXofficial]

13 People disliked because they don't have heads....

[wisosder]

John the cyclops.

[awsomelizzy13]

Pillow pet pwns all!!!

[trevorasargent]

SHREDDED SPOONFULS!



[Ignelux]

Hank needs to cover this song :D

[WTBman2011]

@Ignelux Yes he does.

[brumagemm]

Headphones. That's what's on my head. : |

[mermaidfairy08]

The photo of Woody Is the one in PAPER TOWNS! HAHAHA :)

[sweetsinger88]

I have a copy of Will Grayson, Will Grayson on my head. :)

[LamanKnight]

I have a Boba Fett helmet. I'm going to put that on and watch this again.

[animelove115]

I put my Teddy Bear on my head. :)

[funfuz]

I like singing John. :)

[briannapast]

i have a towel on my head

[HeadlessNinja12]

I inevitably grabbed the closest thing to me and put it on my head......My dog......I think he is mad at me D:

[Martytheburrito]

Whenever I watch a video of yours, I stick the nearest houshold item on my head. Right now I have a stuffed elephant named Emily on my head.

[rhelenem]

i just put my lighter on my head. the scissors hurt when they fell off, so i decided not to put them back on.

[hsdprincess]

And John, you say you aren't a musician.

[BiathatGintharf]

I watched this entire video with a glass full of water on my head.

[xpericfilms]

John's singing isn't that bad. Or maybe it's just the Thom Yorke effect kicking in...

[mamemimoma]

John you never sing anymore :(

[FlargTheKitty]

@mamemimoma he promised us not to sing anymore :D but if you go to hankgames, he sings in his FIFA '11 videos!!

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

i have an emply terry's chocolate orange box on my head

[spiderface347]

SHREDDED SPOONFULS ARE DELICIOUS.



[olookashiny]

Thom Yorke has a lazy eye and he's pretty accepted.

[DoyouwantaJellyBaby]

I have a fez on my head. Fezzes are cool.

[cruciomuggle]

When he said “What’s on your head?” at the very end of the video, and “Hank” right afterwards, I thought he was answering his own question. I thought he had an invisible Hank on his head.

[MissLauraC213]

Hair

[wolfmoonharvest]

I have a calculator, a flashdrive, and a pad of paper pn my headXD

DFTBA

[escthepresent]

you sir john green can sing.

[lookalivelove]

Wait. Could this cathedral be the same as the one in John's book, The Fault In Our Stars? If so, I might just throw stuff, dance and laugh and be happy.

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[dannerzme]

Ya'll should designed hats for British women. ;D

[Philoishness]

I changed it from the great gatsby to my french dictionary. this is a lot heavier and certainly more difficult to balance.

[ddc32997]

Second Book of The Hunger Games (Catching Fire[in your pants]) is on my head, That's what John.

YOU'RE WELCOME(From NY)

Idk why people say you cant sing. You sound really good :3

[seluuni]

What's on my head?

A rubber lobster.

It's jiggly and red.

[merksmirs]

OHMYGOOOOD::: THE ORIGINAL KINDA LIKE.... GUITAR HANKS MACHINE THAT PWNS NOOBS WAS INSPIRED BY!!!!!!

Also I really love the Song.... It makes me happy :D

[tfdmgurl]

John would disapprove. In my latest video I put a plastic bag on my head then sang this song. Oops.

[smashrobot3ZO]

Got kicked out of college for a semester for not paying a secret tuition fee... so I put my stuffed Lapras on my head.

[dearcatherinee]

This was the day that I got braces. I'm getting them off on October 12th! Finally!

[Mike0Powell]

@dearcatherinee I suppose putting stuff in your mouth works as well. :)

[thelastfigrole]

I FOUND a chinese lantern to put on my head :)

[EmoOnTheInside123]

What's on my head, you ask?

Oh, not much, just an open water bottle.

Been there since I watched the previous video a few minutes ago.

Still there right now. Hasn't fallen; no water spilled. Yet.

I think I may have found a new talent. Not an interesting one, but still.

[TheDandyLion88]

I'm sitting in my room with stuff on my head... :D

[Roybotica]

what about tin foil hats, you guys? Especially ones with lasagna still on them.

[diver5231]

I have pink eye right now!

[HerChattyness]

john... why did you quit singing for us?

[RosefulEvelyns]

On my head I have a harmonica, a declaration of independence lampshade, and the entire Lord Of The Rings trilogy extended edition DVD box set. AH!! It all just fell off!! The harmonica hit my elbow and it really hurt!!

But it was fun while it lasted :)

[TheZombieGirrrl]

Ella Minnow Pea (by Mark Dunn). It's kinda slick.

[BunnyWithSunglasses]

there are headphones on my head :)

[FleeForYourLife]

The Sorting Hat is on my head.

[AlorenNS]

Aw poor Hank he looked so sad talking about his gross eye. The song was hilarious though.

[LifeMustard]

@AlorenNS This is John's video...

[kimialicee]

this did make me feel better <3 i have my ap psych summer work reading packet on my head right now. i shall study through osmosis.

[doclovesorange]

My awesome thonking top hat is on my head.

[epicX42]

volume two of the complete calvin and hobbes is what is on my head

[ReKrisB]

Awesome song :3

[kwills426]

I had a hard time watching this because I was trying to balance a water bottle on my head.

[mzPenguinPantz]

A stuffed aardvark :-)

[TheWarnerSister]

I watched this with the following items on my head, in quick succession: an outdated cell phone, a roll of duct tape, a crimper, a Chapstick, a wad of colored thread, and a smallish cardboard box full of Japanese erasers.

[squishy300]

I have my teddy bear on my head! Yes, I have a teddy bear.

[RPHSNerdyfun311]

SWEET LORD!

[caboseisstupid]

I go to my Nerdfighterlikefriend's house and put anything of hers I can find on my head.

[xxchristinee16]

I should be researching Arthur Miller's biographical details and his contribution American theatre. Instead, my copy of Death of A Salesman is on my head.

[gizmowashere]

I've got a stuffed penguin on my head. Lol :P

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

This video always cheers me up when I'm upset *puts exam study guide on head*

[dolphin64575]

I like to put my stuffed hippo, Bert, on my head. Also, my doll I make clothes for, Thomas.

[122172639]

1:20 (the mental floss eyeball) is so amazingly perfect on your head. I mean, you just need a purple outfit and a unicorn horn and boom, there you go. I'm glad I decided, over four years later, to revisit this treasure (the video, not the pinkeye!!) :)

[emmyymichelle]

OMGSH. I just got the "this machine pwns n00bs" on Hank's guitar. Thank you, vlogbrother flashbacks.

[ShuiYueSketchbook]

I just want to thank you guys for making me feel better about being a nerd. I was recently sequestered with a number of nightmarishly popular people for a very long time in very very close quarters, and its given me a complex. Consequently, I've lost my powers, my nerd powers. And its been a long dark year ever since. But watching you guys is reminding me why I became a nerd in the first place, and bringing me back to Nerdtopia. So thank you, sincerely.

[Friends4LIfe121995]

1:23 ahahah familiar?

[Nugs552]

...Yeah... that's not pinkeye. :) Now we know. Now we know.

[dummyinblue]

You are so cute =)

[AlissaTheSquib]

Re-watching this for the first time in a long while, and boy has he changed! I mean, granted he's sick here, but present John is so much more animated. Also I don't know if it's because of Henry or being on Youtube for nearly 4 years since this video, but present John seems simultaneously older and younger.

[raichelly]

I was sitting with a glasses case on my head the whole time. Thank you for making me feel happy :D

[kelseyhm]

I like fezes(or fezzes) on heads.

[TheBackwardFour]

I've always had a laughing weakness for people with things on their heads. Needless to say, my side aches from watching this.

[hedgehog4808]

i was doing this before i ever even saw this video. it is the only solution for a bad day

[wolfiegirl81]

A calculator is on my head.

[Intothemoooon]

This was posted on my birthday!

[Imlookingforalaska1]

Woodie Guthrie! Paper Towns reference!

[CynderM]

hair

[XXXCitCatXXX]

Paper towns is on my head

[SatanisaBeaverShark]

I am currently wearing three hats. They are all on sideways.

[Kelseylikessomething]

a book light and an alarm clock

[smithiebird07]

The Communist Manifesto.

[gelingelingx]

I feel so sorry for you ):

[TheAltostratus]

Headphones.

[SammieSoda16]

gross.

[boredcubed]

i got pink eye today. the first thing i did was look up this video <3

[TheShootingCupcake]

i have a dictionary on my head, its red...AND BLUE. lol win.

[rockofsoccer]

i love shredded spoonfuls so much!

[umlautgirl]

john, u are a truly beautiful singer... lol

[ABBAInMyHeart]

This made my day : D

[miyluv]

I have a blanket on my head cuz i snuck my ipod touch into bed so i could watch these vids

[KingCorvette]

Try a laundry basket. The holes give you excellent vision while the feeling is much like that of being covered in a warm, yet light blanket...except it's cold and falls off...it's still strangely comfortable.

[genapig]

When you're sad and you've got pink eye,

The world seems rough and suck levels are high,

Just remember theres one that you can do, and it always works too,

You gotta put stuff on your head! Put stuff on your head!

Well it can be blue, Or it can be red,

The color doesn't matter if it's on your head!

Attach a photo of Woody right on to your mellon,

Or fix a christmas stocking to your sera bellum,

The only rule is dont use a plastic bag, cause that could go really wrong

[sineadsmithh]

This video makes me happy :)

[hollabooiers]

What's on my head? Most recently it happened to be uh.. a box of band-aids? A band-aid box? ... I don't know. It was great as something to put on my head though. :)

[chives123456]

A Kirkland signature Premium Bottled Water Label. I always take the labels off of bottles and attach them to something e.g I have an A&W rootbeer and an Orange Fanta Label on the back of my laptop this very moment.

[smcgaff222]

i love that john sung this @ vidcon w/ hank :)

[fantasmaglorious]

@smcgaff222 the video of it is on my channel. definitely one of the best moments of vidcon by far

[boirlesnow]

There are wild and wooly dreadlocks on my head...and they're REAL!! Awesome song.

[TehDuffs]

John's pink eye reminds me a bit of Wikus Van Der Merwe's alien eye from District 9.

[MrSpockify]

There is air on my head.

[MrSpockify]

There is air on my head.

[xbookfreekx]

I have a mini flashlight on my head. Its on too.

[kaleidoscopicepic14]

There is a stuffed cow on my head, by the name of Kou... strangely enough, he was already there before I began watching videos about putting stuff on your head...

[FrozenSunflowers]

Is this the only video in which John blinks?

[AandKcafe]

K: XD Dont worry Kangakool, my suck levels are pretty high too. Buts it alright, cause I just made a video, about stuff on my head (which were a bag, bunny ears, star-light-up-thingies, and headphones).

[Kangakool]

I came to this video tonight because SUCK levels are pretty high. Tomorrow is my birthday though, so that will make life better.

It's already a little better actually, because I have headphones and my cell phone on my head.

[slicedbrednumbr2]

John use to make more songs than HANK!

[fossilisedtreesap]

My dad and I love doing this. I knew of this phenomenon way before this video, I put everything on my head as a child.

[EternalFlamePrincess]

I put a thing of peeps on my head as soon as I heard John start singing.. lol DFTBA!!

[elefantenreise]

there is paper on my head

[TheIasc]

I had an absolutely horrible day today. Thank you for making it better. :)

[SimpleVisionVideos]

Hank should make this one of his real songs

[Lilangel0522]

1:04

you win at life.

[SavingThePlanet4Ever]

Ironically enough, I have "Paper Towns on my head. I decided to read it because i've been following you and Hank here on YouTube and I put it on my head to mark my page because I don't have a bookmark handy and went to look up Woody Guthrie on Omnictionary and it linked me to this old video of yours. I appologize for thhat run on sentence :)

[Sandra0Argentium]

What''s on my head? A box of crayons. At least, that box WAS there, but I have horrible balance.

[Ifancyharrypotter]

John, your singing makes my life.

[henryspegsandco]

At the end of hanks video i put a mug on my head and it is still there at this moment.

[AnBananable]

did he sanitize all of that stuff afterward? pink eye is really contagious

[mytwilightsong]

i like the videos where john sings. can we have song wednesdays for both brothers?

[slinkiesandpie22]

FANTASTIC :D

[metalhealth666666]

This was uploaded on my 13th birthday

[truquesttojordan]

That was brilliant!

[MadiWieg]

Seriosuly man, putting stuff on your head just brightens your mood by like 10000!

[MadiWieg]

Wow....those pictures were amazing...

[dancingintherain237]

Love when John sings. I miss it!

[whateverisright48]

This is definitely my favorite John Green song!

[acrosstheu]

Thank you, John. I have an awful soar throat but no fever so I still have to go to school, and I feel plainly awful. I thought of this song and watched the video; now I feel just a little better.

[freekeee]

i now have a pot of sweet chilli sauce on my head... oh, it just fell off, im glad it was closed!

[hawklawson87]

Today was the epitome of Suck, and I should be reading Shakespeare's Othello for EH403 Thursday; however, I've placed Othello on my head instead.

Thanks John! I feel much better!

[morwennahitch]

a roll of maskig tape is on my head

[MegginLovett]

aww, thank you john, you made my day!

i had to stay home from school because i'm really sick (not sick enough to watch vlogbrothers), and putting stuff on your head DOES make you feel better!

[KingKangaroo3454]

im ignoring my homework by putting it on my head :P

[McManiacGirl]

im balancing a pillow on my head.

its banashing the suck in my life!

thanks

[thebravebadger]

This actually works! I was all sad/mad so I listened to this with a book on my head and then I felt better!

[anAbundanceOfAmys]

john, i wanted to give you a hug during the sad first half of this video.

but THEN you got happy :) i wanted some of that happiness. so now there's a pack of ready-to-burn cds, a cellphone, and an empty glass of chocolate milk on my head... all at once!

[bitemeedward1996]

theres a pillow on my head, i feel strangly happy!

[iceteabeingstirred]

It's been a bad day. Hold on a sec

*comes back to computer, with a pencil case over face*

That's better.

Thank you John & Hank. You've decreased the suck levels in my life xx

[jacobtribiani]

too bad you promised never to sing anymore :(

[drodro1998]

1:22 Is the poster on Margos window shade.

Hank you're full of awesome.

And sometimes puff. :)

[FlashbladeTST]

*Puts "Looking for alaska" on head*

[CUcumBerJUiCE04]

I love your song.

You just decreased world suck by 74%

Lmao.

[Venomonous]

You've just decreased my day's suck levels. This had lmao xD

[ThePurpleGummeBear5]

There is a cat on my head now a pair of pants now my computer

That was really hard to type while it was on my head.

[Poiiisonn]

xD You just made my day!!!! Good job on making my day not suck!

[charlequin952]

i have pre-calculus for dummies on my head

[SasukeDracoNick]

You should DEFINITELY go back to singing. I'd never heard your songs before tonight, but this and nanny nanny rich kid are now my two favourite songs! ^^

[PeaceOut2U07]

I needed serious cheering up today...

Thanks, Nerdfightery-2-year-old-rerun!

Suck levels: LOW!

[XBlackMidnightSkyX]

I want this song on my iPod. :D

[FIGOMAN11]

You just contaminated half your house with pink eye. lol

[juhesihcaaa]

@FIGOMAN11 he didn't actually have pink eye. It was an eye infection that went really bad. He ended up in the hospital.

[nerdsofafeather]

This is my favourite song along side Nanny Nanny Rich Kid. (:

PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD!

[ElegantxDestroyer]

hahahahaha....

oh man, sometimes John just sounds so pitiful and pity-wallow-y.

But it's pretty funny...only because it happened two years ago D: I'm not a jerk or anything. -cough-.

[malihaha01]

i think you should start singing again.

this one was almost as great as "nanny, nanny, rich kid" :)

[whitefluffyhat]

A wallet.

[ThatDudeOnThatPlace]

wats on my head well a fire alarm a burned cd glasses and a multiplication chart

John you should go back to singing.