[NU] Haydunn vs. ScythersEdge Narrated

[WolfTemple302]

Can u do a battle with all bidoofs?

[MrRageasaurus]

I would be azelf or victini because azelf is willpower and victini is like a nuclear power plant in a being fuck with me you gonzo

[Xbrokennightmare9X]

Hydreigon because flying its awesome ghistis moves

[Cheepcheepdude123]

Hydreigon or whatever it is, the 3 headed dragon fucker in 5th gen. Dark and dragon powers, plus 3 heads? Fuck yea!

[LordLoss93]

Zoroark or w/e he is called, just for his ability to transmorf into any1... women be afraid!

[Quacksauce]

"I sound like a fuckin faggot while I narrate, sorry about that." Some funny shit there.

[HothRoblox]

smell a r¿¿¿

[kyhle111]

Magikarp!

hehe, but really a Flygon would be nice, earth powers and being a dragon :D

[galladeification]

ur u turn at the end hit him in the neck

[WaffleTheQueenz]

I'd be an Espeon. Psychic cat that is purple? Sounds pretty accurate

[TheOtherNeutrino]

Porygon-Z because I can live in your computer or anyone else's and see what you did there. Plus, the fact that I can survive space with minimal difficulty is a bonus.

Alternatively, Salamence because he's better than Charizard or Torterra because I'm a moving country.

[MudkipzRLadzy]

cresilia so then i can read peoples minds (c:

[gregtheninja71697]

Definitely Ho Oh. Uber, breathes fire, and fukin flies. Hell yeah

[cardenw]

xatu c: flying and phychic yes please

[Trixter0698]

Darkrai. So I can give people nightmares

[TheOfficialJaack]

I would be a Smeargle, because they are so artistic.

[Dude0000579]

Charizard. Breathing fire and flying? Yes please.

[ImChoppedLiver]

snorlax for sure

[ProtoDemnGamer]

My fave quote of the vid:

"Oh shit, this guy is good" lol

[shadowluigi2461]

dewott

[SoraDonaldGoofy99]

Pikachu. Just so you can say "Oh. Shit. It's Pikachu. EVERYBODY FUCKIN'RUN!!!" LOL.

[lkjkhfggd]

lol at 1:23

[TheSquareSea]

Ninetails or, to be mainstream, darkrai because I have always wanetd to f*** with peoples dreams. I thought of this BEFORE inception.

[PAPERINIKGT]

@TheSquareSea Yeah of course inception it's the first thing ever that fucks with people dreams... Nice one kiddo

[TheSquareSea]

@PAPERINIKGT

Nice job. You replied to a season old comment.

[PAPERINIKGT]

@TheSquareSea Do i get a cookie? But seriously, grow up.

[FIRINMAJLAZOR]

magnemite FTW

[dleeg1229]

I would be a zoaroark cuz i could look like anything & kick ass in battles.

[flyxkidxjustinxd1]

i will be a darkrai because i can give people nightmares also with pokemon

[dudaextreme]

first time ive seen a pikachu work in a battle xD

[Rarrasdas]

I'd be a Shaymin

[TurbinationE]

It's the Tourette's Guy of Pokeman!

[freemovies411]

I'd be Ditto. Cuz then I can be ANYTHING.

Then again, trainers will be abusing me to have sex with every Pokemon under the sun. Even a Wailord. T.T

[dleeg1229]

@freemovies411 i'd be a Zoroak.then i could look like anything & not be a sex slave.

[freemovies411]

@dleeg1229 ...That's pretty smart. T^T

[squareglasse]

@freemovies411 wailords are fiiiiinnneeee.

[STKTimeParadox]

"Big Dick finally got its act together."

[kyuubkirby]

Floatzel, becuz hes a super fast weasel that can breathe under water, but with a floatation sac so he cant drown... Ironic :D

[lKotone]

That is not a Salamence.

[Bizarr0Syndr0me]

I'd be a motherfucking Tyranitar. Fuck's yeah.

[empoleon383]

Piplup

[IVIegadude]

I'd be Charizard so I can be a big ass firebreathing fucking dragon.

[Darx94]

I'd wanna be a Weavile.

[JnJShowComedy]

Electivire becaise it just looks awesome and is electric and everyone knows electric types are fan-freakin-tastic.

[Epona5]

i would like to be a ponyta :3

[amberstar013]

i would be Rayquaza (shiny).. just simply cuz its badass!! lmao

[has3superbird]

hahaahahah nipple knee

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

@Haydunn yeah Primeape is UU not NU so idk why it's in an NU battle, clearly you can see from this battle WHY Primeape is UU

for some reason I can't post the link, but go look at Smogon

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

If I could be any pokemon, I would be Charizard, shiny, Charizard is already the most bad ass mother fucker pokemon ever, him in black with red wings and red eyes is just over the top EPIC.

[vLeggYii]

paause at 1:23 Big dick finally got his act togetherLOLOLOLOLOL

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

@Haydunn umm isn't Primeape UU?

[shuckl3]

a shuckle cause id be hard

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

@shuckl3 wouldn't you rather be a Sudowoodo? Then you'b be rock hard, long, and flexible

[einzetTV]

what iz up mother fuckaaaz =3

[player12345ification]

Gardevoir because then I can teleport anywhere

[csplayer120]

Snorlax.Bcuz i could sleep all day =D

[hejjagedu]

@G4MiiNGxxChum350 regigigas

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

1) What song was that at the begining?

2) Mew. Then I can transform into anything or anyone.

[Kisarez]

@TheTsugnawmi2010 1) Linkin Park - Faint

[younowho121]

either mew because epic teleporting and transforming, smeargle cos he owns, celebii cos time travel, zoarark co s of illusion or ditto transforming

[Racruza]

I'd be a pikachu so I could make people run from me o.O

[x59UndertakerFan59x]

i would have to be my fav. pokemon mew because it is cute it has fun all the time plus it sounds like a cat (i am a boy just so you know ... because i said it was cute)

[DemonofPerishSong]

"Oh. Shit.. It's pikachu. EVERYBODY FUCKIN' RUN."

Omfg, that make me lol through the whole vid. XD

[Razorkee]

@DemonofPerishSong now it didnt make me lol cause i saw it in top rated comments..

[joeymaster21]

man haydunn ur sooo funnny. lol

[jayman32m]

id be shuckle because its a turtle

[sammichnoms]

The TM on his LeapFrogTM is the copyright, and Mightyena's ability Quick Feet does something when it's afflicted.

[vpkmehv2]

i would be a gyrados cause its the biggest shit ever

[HillariousFox]

you should shut the fuck up

[MarioFlashOsu]

A whishcash Lets see hoe it is being à Chinese...

[LegitDemod]

I'd be a sceptile because it's fucking badASS and gets bitches so yeah :)

[g8rkidnc]

Aipom!!!!

[TheJoshea72]

why no recover?

[MrKellynation]

charizard cause he's epic

[TheBaltimoreBeast]

id be charizard because he flies which will be helpful in my daily commute. oh and also he breahtes fire!

[Da5thProject]

i would be a Waillord and have the largest dick ever

[9e9e9e]

tediursa so i can atract women and rape them tonight

[Da5thProject]

@9e9e9e pedobear

[koolaidman77775]

I'd be a Torkoal because what's cooler than a fire breathing turtle?

[Mooselord888]

Id be a Blastoise, A huge ass Turtle with Cannons

[zachdennett]

@Mooselord888 Same.

[hmmmmyeahhhh]

ditto

[zorken123]

I would be an Electrode so i could blow stuff up... oh wait

[doofisondeeds]

"Ah, fuck this crapily's out here cursing at me. He's like, hey fuck you, man, I'm like, hey! watch your fuckin language, bro!" LMFAO ur so funny

[nikolaj0077]

i heard you likez slowpokezz

[Airmaster167]

I would be a Metapod so I can use 'harden' all day.

[Gomemego4]

Fking blastoise cuz it haz canons

[TheMezekar]

Sandslash. First pokemon I ever evolved and my favorite pokemon in general. Freaking slice stuff up all day. And dig holes. Slice holes? No wait, that's gross.

[CanKuman8]

Charizard definetly.. He is a badass dragon it fucks everything in real life not in games :/

[DevilBeast25]

I would be a magmortor because pro and epicness

:)

[TheMichaelMarion]

I would be aipom or aimbipom

[Firtanzz7Mz]

"Oh shit! It's Pikachu! Everyone fucking run" xD

[DINOSHREDDER]

LOL "Hey watch your fucking language bro!"

[RubyandZol]

I would defz be Weavile cause he's fast and humanoidish and rad and stuff.

[jaidenfreak]

i liked this video but nothing happend

i guess i will do it again on your other vids and see what wil happen

[brandonkid123]

I would be Mew. People would underestimate my pink bubble, but then I would open up a major can of whoop-ass on them. Respect to the little pink cat.

[USSgordon]

your good NU team = my team -slowking + chimeco.

AWESOME!

[iambored404]

I'd be a ditto. Rule 34 on that thing combined with all around creativity would mean I never have a dull day.

[ichikogawolfdemon]

@iambored404 Diitto: "Anything you can do I can do better!"

[Azkadaz]

TM probably stood for Trademark.

Oh, and his Mightyena has Quick Feet, so Toxic Orb makes him 50% faster, and that's why he outsped you with that second Sucker Punch

[avengers345]

@Azkadaz Isn't Sucker Punch a priority move? 

[Azkadaz]

@avengers345 It is, but whatever Pokemon is faster will get their priority first. So for example, say I have a Weavile (base 125 speed) versus an Absol (base 75 speed). Weavile has Ice Shard, while Absol has Sucker Punch. Both of these moves have +1 priority. Sucker Punch, however, is a special priority move because it ONLY works if it goes first, and only if the opponent is attacking. Because Weavile is faster, Ice shard will hit first, and Sucker Punch will fail because it went second

[avengers345]

@Azkadaz ahhh k thnx I'm a noob at this :P Does this work with Fake out too?

[Azkadaz]

@avengers345 It did, except in Generation V, Fake Out's priority got bumped up to +3, so not even a faster poke with +1 priority can outspeed it. Same goes for Extremespeed, except it got bumped up to +2. I'm surprised I don't see very many Swords Dance Lucarios in Gen V seeing as it has a +2 priority move now

[pokemonfanmaster1]

shiny charizard

[Awmgnoob]

Mightyena has quick feet, that's why it has a toxic orb....

[sharingansuser]

for esclarification the myghtyena probably has quick feet, and into the poke  i would be a tyranitar, why? cause i would eat a entire mountain when was young and when was a adult i would throw sand into others eyes whenever i enter in a place and GG dude that battle was win... as always.

[xYawn]

TM stands for Trademark

[VwXPwnIN]

Ha ha nice battle, awesome narration ha ha

Cradilly: "Fuck you man!!!"

You: "Hey watch your fuckin language"

[Pillow676]

I would be a Jirachi so I can sleep for 1000 years :D

[RodneyMullen69]

Hi Haydunn, Mightyena has toxic orb because one of his two abilities (the other one is intimidate) is quick feet so his speed is increased by 50% when statused.

[M00nripper]

great battle.. i ahte when people use pkmn like pikachu, blissey, wish vap, etc.. i know they have the right to use it as much as i do but i justfeel bad when i use it cuz there almost nothing against it and i u are really unlucky and get a bad macthup bb

[pokedave11]

I would be slowpoke cuz icwutididthar and the TM in leapfrogTM means trademark

[oSCAR3CROWx]

Charvenustoise.

[lncurable]

A single ground type would've walled that pika... sub, t bolt, t wave, nasty plot =P.. but you can't have everything in your team eh ;P.. nice match ^^

[KINGZofSLOW]

@lncurable he prolly had grass knot. You only saw sub nastyplot and t bolt he never used t wave. Regi got paralyzed by butterfree's stun spore

[lncurable]

@KINGZofSLOW Oh yes.. sorry my bad :D. It's a pretty nice pika.. =]

[ScytherzEdge]

@lncurable actually it has hidden power ICE :)

[TheJoggernot]

i love tht new intro

[effect09]

GG like always and if i were a pokemon, I'll be celebi...i mean time travelings is the shizz...if we do get to experience it lol

[sunyfirecute]

Ratings for this video (69 total)

Number of likes 69 ol ol ol

[screptile25]

ARCEUS TO RULE ALL POKEMON

[whyIshudbekilled]

i wud be a slowking bcuz pr0

[TheKingFoxtrot]

im no noob, but to be honest, Arceus would fuck everything up that ever was... so that

[EliteSnoop]

Pikachu so i could fuck up Ash.

[samdaftpunk]

i'd be weedle so i could fuck people up ^^

[PoochieHellhound]

Mightyena has the ability Quick Feet O.o

[mastercambo123]

ur a the best commentator ever

[MsMasterch33f]

Id be a dunsparce, becuase its aweshum :P

[FedorMP96]

id be DickPinch... you know why...

And when I watch your narrations and then some others its all shit man... your falt :P xD

[Wattebaellchan]

I'd be a shiny Weavile cause it looks gey !

Btw...

Good match ^-^

[tehl33t666]

Slowpoke only because I see what you did there...

[problade18]

fucking rat ^^

[Mefestofelus]

Kabutops, coz its the only Pokemon who haz a dick -.-

[gingerkid107]

Nigaaaaa the black camerupt

[AsianMafiaKid]

I'll be ambipom. Bitch can fap with 4 hands.

[Xcallion]

id be celebi cause i want to see all the shit that happened before i was born that im only hearing about in like freaking World Cultures and American history classes

[FluffyPinkYak]

Ditto, gotta get my groooove on.

[armineprox]

dude id be fucking weedle!

[taheerz]

I'd be the purple dinosaur

[OMGItzLawliet]

I'd be a CBMetapod.

[cloudsliberation]

Fuckin' Umbreon son!

[fend3ry]

I would be a tuaros named jude law.

[2plus2is51]

black charizard cuz i will steal yo shoes

[mjandjeffhardyfan]

I'd be Walrein because I'd be fat

[MudkidMudslap]

smeargle so i can leave my "mark" everywhere

[ryanpwnzyouz09]

I'd be mewtwo, because he is like the james bond of pokemon

[XxsuperpeanutxX]

i would be DICK PINCH! because he just fucking pinch some dicks!

[shyfires]

hey wats the set for ur nippleknee

[mechman176]

tm means trade mark a love guru joke

[mttmercado]

so mean to gay ppl

[shyfires]

grovyle. nuff said

[G1LG4MESH]

arcanine, cuz hes fuckin awesome.

[VietNewb]

a ditto so i can transform into a fucking hot lady and get big asian dicks up my pussy...

[TheShinyMagikarp]

@VietNewb "big asian dicks" That's an oxymoron.

[VietNewb]

@TheShinyMagikarp its cuz im asian i like to compliment myself lol :P

[Dsupreme1]

@TheShinyMagikarp you're a goddamn moron

[thepiebetrayer]

Blissey, I'd be the hottest BBW out there.

[zombielevi]

that pikachu rapes xD imagine if he got sub and 3 nasty plots

[Arceus4ka]

sheet on my dick ?

[tharles2]

I wud b Hypno bcoz rich cwutididthar?

[auralegendlucario1]

i would be a ditto...i think u mite no why and no im not gay :D

[PokeTrader01]

Mightyena didn't have intimadate? I guess it had guts?

[Straven93]

@PokeTrader01 you close if has quick feet same as guts but for speed

[ericsaez2]

@PokeTrader01 lol when they dont have intimidate they get the Quick feet ability or whatever that thing is called xD

[TheYellowFloor]

Dewgong cause, thats my favourite one!

[FlameBurstLastBlast1]

Scyther.Cause then i can rob banks fast.

[sunfalcon8]

An Azelf. ****ing Azelf are little lead/sweeper beasts and they so adorable <3

[KrashVids]

he has the toxic orb cuz it has quick feet. omg i just jizzed cuz i outsmarted haydunn haha

[SfCptFalcon]

I wanna be a Medicham Because I Want BIG NIPPLES!

[panfisha]

QOTD: Ditto. That way, I can be ANYTHING ANYTIME I WANT. YOU CHOOSE TO BE SCYTHER? I BECOME TYRANITAR.

[LiquidDrag21]

Either Absol or a fighting type like Primeape or Hitmonlee.

[UFgatorBoy1]

Jynx, so i could touch myself.

[stoopidgirl789987]

meganium, because i'm almost 100% positive that shit on his body is weed