Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Loves Birdo

[9889BB]

So much for having anal...

[l33tshinobialchemist]

Yoshi sees itself as a guy, but lays eggs so its a girl.

Birdo sees itself as a girl, but due to the wiki facts its a guy.

In the end you still have a straight relationship

[ednoahjones]

@l33tshinobialchemist actually im pretty sure yoshi's asexually procreate so its likely hes a guy

[l33tshinobialchemist]

@ednoahjones if yoshis reproduce asexually then they arent male or female

[patdamon]

I don't understand why people think that Birdo being a guy is a problem... This is precisely how we gays replicate.

[SuperLocoLudicolo]

Imagine what happen if u stick your wiener in their

[Darkhumor18]

i always wondered how she would spit out the eggs

[sonic2665]

problem 1:birdos a guy

problem 2:THE EGGS ERENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE HEARTS!

[overkill1340]

@sonic2665

The real problem is you are taking this far too seriously. Angry birds don't talk to pigs, walnuts don't turn into zombies, Link found the sword and the monsters won't help you reorganize your city, but they are still funny as hell. White mages are jerks though.

[SaintsBro217]

NO, NO! NO NOT LIKE THIS!!!!

[CinnabonChan]

Yoshi: Hey Birdo, pre-op or post-op?

Birdo: Pre-op. Operation's not due until Tuesday.

Yoshi: I'll see you on Wednesday then.

[qwertyuiop298]

I can't tell if Yoshi is disgusted or just really, really turned on

[marquez519]

Yoshi and me made the same face when we saw that

[zaneofbane]

isn't birdo male?

[DarkSolnea]

@zaneofbane Birdo frigging sucked a Goomba from it's ass and shot out an egg from it's mouth. Sexuality does not apply when that happens.

[PsychoticEevee]

Laughing so much my stomach hurts at 0:12

[2JC]

It's a dude Yoshi!!! Runaway!!!

[zeldafanful]

A little suggestion here...Umm....Birdo has a penis. So technically, Yoshi is in love with a transvestite.

[TheFrosty246]

birdo's a guy, read the wiki XD

[bulletbill479]

0:18 epic face!!:D

[bigyoshifan4]

Yay

Ish

[TheComparq]

wait.... Isn't Birdo a guy?

[kingatowning]

so birdo is a kirby/ yoshi?

[BravelyBoldSirRobbin]

Ok, you know what? I'm sick and tired of all the "Birdo is a guy" comments. Look, Birdo isn't a singular character. Like the Yoshis, Birdo is a species. I.E there are multiple types AND GENDERS! Geez, did any of you actually play SMB2? There are literally like 4 different types of Birdo in it. The first one just happened to be male in Japan, ok? Just because you're all sick, immature, perverts and are only able to think singularly doesn't mean everyone does. And yes, I AM mad, bro.

[DreamGTS]

@BravelyBoldSirRobbin I think in SSBM it lists a birdo as "creature of indeterminent gender". I never ever seen a "girl" yoshi. From a scientific standpoint "Kirbies", "Birdos" and "Yoshis" seem to have a common ancestor (speculation) scientist are calling it code name "Miyamoto" which has and interesting fetish for blondes...

[EllieMcDoodler2011]

Hold 9 and down to play snake!

[Kirbeh23]

Press three for shitting action

[Kirbeh23]

Press 5 for awesome action

[SuperSuperRaccoon]

birdo is weird what games is it in any way and dose it realy do this in the games

[ryanwashere21]

And the crazy part she a dude

[toonlinkwannabe]

Does this mean Yoshi is gay because birdo is a guy.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

No Yoshi! Birdo is a trap!

[spirit9871]

That's gonna be some major anal sex between em.....

[CookeTheFlanker]

Yoshi has the weirdest boner right now..

[Sei1863]

Yoshi: turned on, or traumatized?

[garinpeiro]

mother of god!!!

[Hawkfire360]

Did you know: Birdo is a guy

[PhanyPackStudios]

Nintendo one fucked up place to work

[Sprinxmix301]

NO, NO, NO! NOT LIKE THIS! i feel youre pain :(

[frig12366]

wait did birdo sucked a goompa up her ass .... holy shit

[MrItalianmustard]

Well in the original Mario, birdo was a guy...

[Afrohawk512]

"She" would make one messed up character in Brawl...

[LittleSheikah]

There is something more about her other secret.. if I couldn't call a "her" ;)

[willtron3000]

@DevilGator17 South Park taught me that it's possible.

[Gralex00]

00:18 :DDDDD

[DevilGator17]

I wonder if Birdo craps through the mouth

[SuperMadman213]

so yoshi eats a gooba, and shit's a present.

and birdo sucks one through the ass and pukes a present.

I don't even know what's worse.

[flyguy597]

@SuperMadman213 probably going through the ass first

[Amdragfan2]

@SuperMadman213 The second. At least there's little chance of grossness if there's any making out

[NeoNazi250]

@SuperMadman213

The latter. DEFINITELY.

[TheMusicThrasher]

@SuperMadman213 Thought the same.

[Tucher97]

@SuperMadman213 plus birdo is a gender confuse what ever the hell it is

[PsychoticEevee]

@SuperMadman213 Definitely the latter.

[PsychoticEevee]

@SuperMadman213 Definitely the latter.

[LPanimal6]

What is birdo?

[smoshfan10]

"NO NO! NOT LIKE THIS!"

[gokunarugo2]

no, NO, NO!, NO NOT LIKE THIS!!!

[EYSHot]

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[jonathonthevampire]

Lol so wrong

[ZECTCustomUnit]

Why would...POOR GOOMBA!!!

*fist shake*

[nissan350zluver]

i love how dat music at da beginning plays and then it goes haywire.

[boji1223123]

< 0 O

[darkfinalhazard]

IDK who's reaction was better; Yoshi or the Goomba

[nissan350zluver]

@darkfinalhazard BOTH

[53Spawn]

@kingdude1412 in the "new " mario games? Back then, it was a guy but, TODAY Birdos a female, after everyone dropped the whole "Birdos a guy complaints" a few years back

[xxlaxkid15]

NO NO not like this!!!

in the butt

thumbs up

[andreifirstbyke]

*Before*

:X I love you!

*After*

O_O

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

the anal would have been awesome...

[theBboxdotcom]

Birdo (stupid autocorrect)

[theBboxdotcom]

Birds was a guy who thought he was a girlbut now Nintendo shows birds as a girl

[JaysPlace20]

@theBboxdotcom And that's the way it should be. Who in their right mind thought it would be ok to include a gender confused cross dresser in a kids' game? Granted I don't she had the bow in the original 8bit SMB2, but it's still pretty sick

[EvilTim1234]

i thought they were gonna make the obvious birdo's a dude joke

[Sprinxmix301]

WTF!?

[MyKingchris]

now that is some hardcore ass to mouth action right there

[Booto20afercan2ninja]

@svkt28 She ate from her butt and made it come out her mouth.

[OptiMystic8]

Wait until he removes her underwear...

[ShadeWolfvidz]

its ALL for u yoshi...its all for u... >;3

[svkt28]

I think Yoshi laying an egg is more disturbing....

[arcadeportal32]

Here mouths a big moving vagina. WTF? FTW

[RobloxianPar24]

Why didn't you get to the part where Birdo has the Troll Face.

[toadettegurl]

Yoshi had that "Bitch you lyin!" face

[MarioSportsMix12]

anal!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KINGTROLL211]

I hope you know that birdo is a GUY.

[mestickguy]

@KINGTROLL211 And I hope you just realized you posted a lie

[LeviR34]

@KINGTROLL211 bad trolll is bad

[STDxVIRUS]

@KINGTROLL211 No one gives a shit what nintendo says, a fucking pink creature thats wearing a red bow on top of it's head, IS A girl....

[namedonimpulse]

I don't think Yoshi has any right to complain. lol

[scumputtser]

I bet that goomba had a rough moment

[drakemanification]

42 goomba's took it through the ass

[greytheangel]

And that how Yoshi had the best anal sex ever.

[ArrohFFXI]

Well that would be a one-sided relationship regardless.. Yoshi did anal and he'd get sucked in and turned into an egg xD

[lchavasse]

Yoshi Eats The Goomba and Poops An egg...

Birdo does the exact opposite

[111ohgod]

Look at the water coming out of Birdo`s ass

[OozoraKage]

they are both boys...-_-

[marioluigi464]

No! no! no! No not like this!!!!!!

[111ohgod]

Gay marriage is going to happen soon.

[160ksv]

not only are they oposite sex but they also lay eggs from the oposite side.

[DementisXYZ]

@160ksv Issue is, they're not opposite sex.

[katiejones7]

@DementisXYZ yoshis a boy birdos a girl

[silber441738]

0_0

[KHBAM]

Yoshi, you can do better

[KennethMoreland]

Birdo is male xD

[weegee234oncp]

Correction Birdo Is Messed Up Female xD

Ask Nintendo!

[Mrantichrist2013]

i thought Birdo was a guy O.o

[mimix1231]

Anis tornado

[patisa4]

I wish I could shit out tornadoes... -_-

[davidterrell]

@patisa4 dat tornado was going "out"

[MySav1234]

D8

[MrSamstaman]

Hahaha jajajaja

[TheRatedr1984]

Jajajajaja

[Wondercheese100]

Birdo does the complete opposite :D

[wiiviewerofnintendo2]

SO that's where LUigi's vacuum went

[spencerocks5]

Poor goomba... ...up the butt... ...literally. XD

[MrGrandmasterGamer]

@spencerocks5 lets just hope yoshi dont fuck it

[CloverschannelYt]

AH young love...ain't it disugting XD

[runedude65]

Does anyone else know that in the olf Mario archives, Birdo is a cross dressing dino? It's a guy... It has been forever.... And it will be no matter what you do...

[OneManCheese]

@runedude65 If yoshi layed eggs, wouldn't it be a girl, so i guess their relationship is O.K?

[JaysPlace20]

@OneManCheese It's already been established that Yoshi is a guy. Egg laying is just one of his powers

[Stretchypantsmaster]

@runedude65 he's still a cute trans-girl :3

[Thedrizzle404]

@runedude65

thanks to a translation mistake. 

[greencomet2011]

@runedude65 GROSS

[saiyaman87]

@runedude65 and poison on street figther/final fight is a tranny! oh the things people got away with back then

[jettviper]

so... she does take it up the butt?

[Imperia96]

@jettviper

HEYO!

[gsvideos1]

birdo's a guy....

[Slench101]

@gsvideos1 yup

[160ksv]

same thing as obiwanobiwan13.

[lWalky]

Dorly, you are a genius!

[FunnyFawkesGuy]

Thumbs up if you read the Cracked article that says that Birdo is a transexual

[dimentiosbigfan]

Looks like Birdo

*Sunglasses*

Took it in the ass.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[BlueYoshiJack]

Yoshi actually dosent like Birdo. Rumors are going around that he does but believe me, he dosent. P.S Yoshi is a boy, Birdo is a girl.

[Gaztar3295]

poor goomba

[MrLarryorr]

lol

[TrickLyss]

Brian and Meg.

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

uh i thoguht that it just sucked up through the mouth but ok

[DreamGTS]

..the intensity of the moment is just staggering, the fear, the regret in that gooba's voice, priceless!

[rover2341]

That Was SICK

[MonsterHunterSketch]

@quicksilverbt

Used to be in later games they made it into a girl I know it's kinda disturbing when you think about it

[MrHardanheavy]

lol xD

[drakemanification]

xDDDDD

[Draenair]

OMG!!!

[quicksilverbt]

birdo is a guy...

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

@quicksilverbt no, unless it's g...oh god...oh...O_O yoshi...what have you done?

[Ultramynd]

O_O

[TheShreder98]

It's funny cause it makes sence

[atomic1352]

0:13

[obiwanobiwan13]

NO....NO...NO...NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

[zytigal]

(O_O)

[dianamadelin]

0:18 his face is priceless LOL

[Raidenster]

@dianamadelin Her*.

[krlsurquixa]

this is great

[jonpwallace]

uh Birdo is a dude btw

[thesonoflucifer]

that's gay.

[PokabuLover123]

0:11 This looks similar to something that happened to me once before. :D

[MrLOLZ86]

Poor goomba had to die that way

[MikeMars1225]

Soooo she does do anal?

[plankydude]

Well Yoshi... At least she can do anal and give you a blowjob, all at the same time...

[howlingwolffang2221]

WTF? LOL

[1patrickryan]

I understand that yoshi should be grossed out, but he still shitted his out.

[Lapran3]

He's gonna get some

[DarkArtistKaiser]

This reminds me of a joke I would say everytime I killed a tech priest in Firewarrior and they just imploded into nothingness.

"OH SHIT, IM BEING SUCKED INTO THE EMPERORS ASSHOLE"

[bulletbill479]

@TheGeckoNinja if you want your dick ripped off, that is:)

[tylerml]

Am I the only one scared of ass now?..

[TheGeckoNinja]

anal sex would be kinda interesting with her XD

[Icefoxization]

@PorkyPenguin2 yep

[IamOgbz]

......its still gay

[MsMariosonic]

people don't seem to realise......there are more than one birdo and yoshi!

Yoshi lays eggs.....it's a videogame it doesn't have to make sense!

I mean...since when have foxes 2 tails,since when can a mouse store electricity!?

It's a videogame!

[Chrysmos]

Yoshi is in for some kick ass anal.

[blast794]

wow looks like birdo -puts on sunglasses- BLOWS ASS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[99superbot]

after that shocking desplay yoshi hits a smash ball and kills birdo and tries to forget the horror he had witnessesd that day

[forgottenalex]

"Oh God not like this!"

And after that fatal moment that Goomba was never heard from again.

RIP little buddy

[crisphate95]

Yoshi eats enemies and they come out as eggs out of his ass, so birdo...

Now everything makes sense.

Goomba begging for sweet mercy was a nice touch.