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  • The customer is a pussy.

  • It's not unprofessional that they speak to customer that way, it's unprofessional because they are the only people who still use lycos

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug.. You can see it in Pauls e-mails that he was on a 5-day bender with no sleep, he even mentions in his apology letter that his friend overdosed... Also, the GameTrailers TV interview is quite funny, you should do a follow-up parody of that "To catch a Predator" -style video (they also reference this video in the interview).

  • lol, "... on LYCOS"

  • Lmao! I can't stop laughing...... :-)

  • where else can we spread our hate for Paul Christoforo (that lying ungrateful sonovab!tch) & Ocean Marketing?

  • Christoforo is the father of Scumbag Steve.

  • "I meet Gorgge Washington"

    Is something I expected him to say

  • Check my vidoes out! :))))

  • Nice video,I hope you make another one of that asshole.

  • this is fucking awesome

  • I like that both the Yellow Power ranger and Nixon aren't even alive

  • "Cos I dunked on em... in heels!" HAHAHA

  • What is ocean and why are they bad? I don't get it

  • @JennaHaze2000 Read the description.

  • @Selecko Actually, It's a group for paedophiles and young children...

  • Girl is hot, etc.

  • This was awesome Carboni!

  • Love the change from Ocean Marketing to Ocean Strategies. Quite true. Though they do change it a 3rd time. =P

  • Wow, Lycos still exists... and it looks better than Yahoo.

  • So do they wwebsite as on the internet?

  • I think all of geekdom is asking one question... which yellow ranger?

  • I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet

  • My favourite part is that Ocean Marketing has one employe Paul C. Seriously, he must have decided that anyone he ever shook hands with or had coffee was an official associate.

    If that was the case then I'd be an associate of a senator, a premier, two mayors and the Dali Lama - I mean I've been to fundraisers and awareness gatherings that they presided over, so clearly they're part of my "125 connections."

    Seriously, meeting a person does not make them your freaking best friend.

  • OMG LOL.. SO funny.. That guy is seriously effed up.. N his interviews after just show how much of an asshole he is..

  • OCEAN STRATAGY

  • behold! the power of the internets!

  • You are making a good contribution with your efforts. You should know that. Keep it up.

  • nothing better than a bully getting what's coming to them :)

  • LOVE IT!

  • LOL "on Lycos"

  • i am Sonic the Hedgehog and i can confirm that paul and i have driven rockets together

  • Yes it was a stupid PR move, but I don't think it's fair to constantly flame him and bring his family into it.

  • @mrzisawesome its not just that it was a stupid PR move, they were disrespecting a customer who pre-ordered and gave him very little information and then was an asshole when they finally did. It's about them being awful people, not about how they run a business. That's why it was so great penny-arcade posted this, because they care about the people, and Ocean Marketing, clearly, does not.

  • @BREDComedy I know, but it doesn't mean you can just ruin the guy's life, right? When people suck at their jobs, they're fired, not hated worldwide. That guy from Penny Arcade says he hates bullies, yet he doesn't care that 1000s of bullies attacking Paul.

    I know he was dumb, but he doesn't deserve this.

  • @mrzisawesome In a fast paced, digital society, there is no time for redemption. If you are found to be unworthy you are simply unworthy and the world moves on. That's just the way of things.

    Frankly, I find it a little more disheartening when people who are clearly unworthy continue to succeed. Every company has that one guy who ruins every project he touches yet keeps his job. Every classroom has that kid that will never, ever understand the material but still graduates.

  • @mrzisawesome I know, it was a little over the top, but at the same time he had multiple times to stop being such a dick, and even when Mike from PA messaged saying he wasn't getting a booth he didn't believe he was from penny-arcade then harassed them into doing this. I see it as his own fault, everything that happened.

  • @mrzisawesome Basic customer service -- even when the customer is a jerk, you have to be a smiling happy person. That's the rule. The Ocean Marketing guy started being a jerk himself and in the process completely broke every rule of basic customer service. Not to mention, $10 off to new customers for the inconvenience but no discount to the people that had already paid (and were still waiting) is one of those "We already have your money and don't care about you anymore."

  • yeah the Nambla thing is a joke from South park over domain registration. This was a great parody though. The problem with it is he was the CEO (and only employee). He should have been coaching her as a new hire or something.

  • The name 'Ocean Marketing' is so fitting. I'm sure he feels like he's floating all alone in the middle of an ocean, with his company slowly sinking. I feel sorry for his wife who will probably bear the brunt of his frustration, in the form of two more black eyes.

  • The stupidity of the average user on YouTube is shocking. This is a parody. A very good one.

  • Awww, I was looking forward to the end where they're supposed to tell Mike he's spamming.

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  • Cool lav mic....

  • THIS IS the best present I got for this Christmas from the Internet

  • Germany...that's a convention now...big one.

  • I wwebsite as on the internet 

  • LYCOS is sooo 1997!

  • You know this is American because they think Italy (a country) has a mayor.

  • @cyfer911 i think you dont realize that was part of the joke just like they knew sonic the hedgehog

  • Thumbs up if you know about NAMBLA from being a bad person.

  • thumbs up if you know about NAMBLA from watching south park

  • NAMBLA... hehe

  • The internet sure works fast.

  • I just read the transcripts at website Penny Arcade and the emails are HILARIOUS!

    This guy had a mouth on him and he used it before he knew who he was really talking to. The name dropping was funny too as most of those companies are now going to dissociate themselves from him.

    It was the best read I've had in years and Dave comment about the "Beefalo" made me spit out my coffee all over my keyboard!

  • The best part is how it's all real quotes...

  • Really well done. Thanks for the belly-laugh!

  • Don't you worry about Ocean Marketing. As depicted in the video, they will just change their name like Blackwater did. Remember Blackwater?

    And in a "where are they now?" story, former Ocean Marketing employee Paul Christoforo... (to be continued)

  • awesome

  • fuck you christiforo

  • Nerds win.

  • The only reason that their aren't a million OceanMarketing parody videos, is because everyone saw this one, and though "Well, that pretty much sums it up. I have nothing to add."

  • The best joke is them looking up shit on Lycos. True Story.

  • so...much...win.....mind...exp­loding.....

  • omg xD you guys sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo awesome! subscribed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

  • NAMBLA? LMMFAO

  • For those of you who don't know, NAMBLA is the North American Man/Boy Love Association. A group for pedophiles.

  • @Selecko I thought it meant the North American Marlon Brandon Look-a-like Association...

  • @Selecko NAMBLA is not the North American Man/Boy Love Association! It's the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes stuuupid! -.-

  • Delicious justice is delicious.

  • lawls! :P

  • The picture in the background of someone getting super kicked is a nice touch

  • I laughed my ass off. Good one!

  • If I ever meet Paul Christoforo, I will drop kick his ass.

  • "Ya, I know the yellow Power Ranger and Richard Nixon"

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • HOW DO I SELL AVENGER

  • *Paul* not Chris

  • Chris has a limited twitter history

    @OceanStratagy may have been real at some point but it was deleted as well. Shortly after it became a fake troll account. When Paul ditched @OceanMarketting he retained his main account @DeepOceanSea that he had for some time. Though he also has @TheAngryDude but that one is mostly full of crap and healthcare scam spam messages.

  • 'fuck you for calling' it's my new standard phase when hanging up the phone.

  • "I work very closely with Sonic the Hedgehog." LOL

  • @Metallica9399 so did Paul's new twitter account, @OceanStratagy, you know, the one he made when people were harassing him so he tried to hide but is bad at spelling so the internet found him right away.

  • My god, this is brilliant.

  • they misspelled strategy.

  • @Metallica9399 "they" didn't misspell it ;)

  • @Metallica9399 Hi! That's the joke!

  • Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

  • Lol'd

  • What's the music :D

  • ust another day in the office at Ocean Marketing.

  • wow now that funny

  • nambla

  • I love how you say Richard Dick-son instead of Nixon

  • lol "check it on Lycos"

  • Will work for wwebsite as on the internet: Unemployed charlatan exposed for bad taste, poor relations, posturing, forgery, plagiarism, and extortion. Work history includes cooking, uncertified assistant phlobotomist, Worked at a club where Cuba was taught, engaged to a woman whose dad is a real estate agent, interned for gaming company setting up trade show booths, Ran a Markeitting firm handling multiple VERY important accounts on Craigslist outsourced directly to E-Lance - Thank you

  • This is so last year! :P

  • @itcouldb hes talking about the verse. get a Bible! look it up.

  • hahahaahahaaaaaaahahahahahahaa­aaa .....hahaaa! nambla!

  • NAMBLA = North American Man Boy Love Association

  • @oceanmarketing it's not about what you did to us, it's about you just being an asshole. Like it's one thing to be an asshole, but it's a whole new level of assholery to be a dick to people you're trying to sell things to. The guy just wanted to know what the status of his order was, then got mad at you for giving an outrageous answer. You immediately went after him belligerently for no real reason with lame chirps and bad grammar - "I wwebsite as on the internet." were you fucking drunk?

  • BRAVO!

  • @JesusPaid4You the video is only 2 minutes and 16 seconds. there is no 16:31

  • Hey this stuff is really in my marketing books lol ,.... gotta love marketing

    

  • I work closely with Sonic the Hedgehog. LOL!

  • lycos?! that's so 10 years ago

  • bro bro bro...

  • This is so made of win

  • This is my favorite wwebsite as on the internet!

  • The NAMBLA reference was classic! 

  • LOL! Searching on Lycos!

  • LOLOLOLOL NAMBLA.  Oh man, I laugh my ass off whenever anyone references NAMBLA.

  • Looks like Ocean Marketing's PR just took an arrow to the knee.

  • "OceanMarketing, you're an asshole."

    I LOL'd already.

  • wither

  • The MMA picture in the back is a very nice touch.

  • @octordoctapus That's actually a pro wrestling picture. Looks like HBK superkicking ... someone. Can't really make it out.

  • I wwebsite as on the internet

  • LMFAO LYCOS

  • Hmmmm...

    Three-way with the Yellow Power Ranger and Richard Nixon...

    Well, one's super famous and one's Asian....

    I think I could deal with that.

  • @pullahoko LOL. And both are dead. The actress who played the first Yellow Power Ranger was killed in a car accident.

  • YELLOW POWER RANGER XD

  • can you believe people thought nambla was real sheesh.

  • @maluminse1 NAMBLA is real.

  • 253 people dont work closley with sonic the hedghog

  • Hey Paul, we here at Mountain Marketing might have just the right product for you. Yes, we have the latest time machines, you know, we thought that by now you might want to warn your past self before sending that nasty e-mail to Dave. But oh wait, we were just told that we can't do business with you now. Sorry, Paul.

  • "I work very closely, with Sonic the Hedgehog"

    That always makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch this. xD

  • 249 guys has calling Ocean Marketing

  • hah, they used lycos to search

  • Rofl, Lycos.

  • @LilNotcho Bro bro bro! STFU!

  • I guess 246 people are going to NAMBLA this year.

  • worst part, last aticle I read about him, he doesn't even see he was wrong, he completely blameseveryone else

  • ROTFLMAO! Thank you for making this video. It is even funnier that some of the things he said were direct quotes from the e-mails. I feel badly for Dave that he had to put up with this crap. The whole "put on your big boy hat" was completely unnecessary. Having been treated rudely by customer service for my ISP, I sort of get a vicarious kick out of this Paul jerk getting owned. Justice prevails.

  • @suust another day in the office at Ocean Marketing.

    ceress

  • Witzig

  • Anthony has always been shelling out good content glad to see hes african

  • *Headshot*

  • Congratulations on your most watched video!

  • Moral of the story, don't fuck with Penny Arcade.

  • Did people learn nothing from united breaks guitars?

  • "Member, United Federation of Planets" LOL!!!

  • Try the SCUF Controller ;)

  • @realeviltimmy

    First off, nice troll msg! Second, my reply won't show up in an email because it's sent from a mobile app, which is stupid. Third, is show of force the only way you can prove yourself? Do you think your mental and social status depends on you physical strength? Using the same theory, I bet you couldn't design a better website than me, but then again, that's my job...

  • @CillersFan is this some kink of strange resume?

  • @realeviltimmy also im far from the strongest man ,but i do have more heart than your whole community

  • i used to wear skirts, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • I know the Power Ranger and Richard Nixon... CLMFAO

  • "Ocean Marketing, you're an asshole?"

    LMAO! Damned hilarious!

  • What the fuck! Girls can't be in charge get this whore out of here

  • @mysim35 haha you like the cock right? nothing wrong with that fag, whatever floats your boat coz if your comment wasnt just a really bad , shit joke ( im talking arrow to the knee low level of intelligence) then the closest vagina you've been to has gotta be your mother's!

  • I wonder if Paul knows Computer Science III.

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  • NAMBLA!

  • The Antichrist Koala has made it to YouTube!!!! Search for it!!!!!!

  • "... on Lycos!"

  • Every time I think I'm ready to give out the Dumbest Fuck on Earth Award, I find I've got more candidates. Companies need to understand the hardcore gamer demographic, especially if their products are specifically geared towards us. In the bluntest way I can put it, WE DON'T TAKE YOUR SHIT. We buy your stuff if we like it, but we're also not afraid to boycott you despite that if we don't like you. And with an online-based community like us, you fuck-up, you WILL get your shit wrecked. Expect us.

  • @Smashfreak1 The person that is being mocked by this video isn't the one making the product.

  • @Estruan I know, I should have been more specific toward marketing, but the statements hold true.

  • @Smashfreak1 Hey, how'd that PC gamer boycott on Modern Warfare 2 & 3 go? Oh yeah, THEY TOOK THEIR SHIT - and then asked producers for more.

    The gamer community doesn't know the real definition of boycott. Hell, they'd probably STILL buy these controller addons if the products were good.

  • @ThalerAB I should have been more specific; this deals with the guy that was doing the marketing for this company. The product itself, in this case, is fine. Actually, it has been noted that it could actually help disabled gamers. But rest assured if the guy in question remained on the team doing customer service, these things would definitely not have sold very many more units, if any at all. He was so bad he pissed of the Penny Arcade guys enough for them to ban him from PAX East.

  • @ThalerAB Also, the people calling out for boycotts of MW2 and MW3 were not the majority. Hence the games continuing to sell like crazy. Not very many people were part of those boycotts as compared to the number of potential customers. I know some people who were, and they have yet to break their promise. It's actually pretty impressive, but again, it just didn't involve everybody who was going to be a potential customer of the game. Clearly, not everyone was dissatisfied. Not the case here.