2.5 Oyajis Ep.2 - Hot Mammas, Osakans & Overweight Yak Vloggers

[Mickji]

@Gimmeaflakeman Your idea of Italy is wrong ^-^ and it's not only because of the Pope

[poisanjp]

ひこざえもんの英語はイギリス英語でブレークマンの英語はアメリ­カ英語に聞こえます。

イギリス英語とアメリカ英語の違いが分かる動画。

[HappyL1ttleVegemite]

im Australian and i agree with the stereotypes you put on us.

[oGOLDENARMo]

the pulp fiction reference was on point! haha

[robertsrashad]

D.S.P. 

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@robertsrashad

It's a horrible disease.

[Ikana64]

Oh eep, you say it's hard to be vegetarian in Japan? I plan to move there in a few years, and I'm vegan. >_<

[inforest777]

Couples who don't want kids - childfree.

[cruxay]

Need to keep myself more up to date with these videos. They are extremely entertaining! Thx Hiko! Thx Vic! Tkyosam bashing is classic! btw what program are you using for the dual screen filming??

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@cruxay

Not sure. Hikosaemon edits all!

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

d.i.n.k.

double income no kids

japans birth rate is very low...even to the point of being a national concern.

you guys always have something interesting to say...good series.

[thesheepofboredom]

if you don't him?

lolwut?

[HotPocketEXE]

That's like a..... japanese Four Loko.

[Splazz]

By the way, could you tell me where you got that Suntory Boss poster?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Splazz

They are IMPOSSIBLE to get and no I can't. Unfortunately if I told you I could get someone in trouble. They're not for sale.

[Splazz]

@Gimmeaflakeman Ah shame, thanks anyway!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@omvnation

Come to the party Sat. I'll hand you a beer.

[abdullahazaz]

You guys have almost convinced me to pick a kyoto university over a tokyo one for my 3rd year of college next year from this episode :D

[animedaiskiii]

shouldnt ep 3 be up by now??

[Degenskonto]

I can see how Victor has haters, but I really cant see anyone hating Hikosaemon lol

[Degenskonto]

@Gimmeaflakeman You sure are, but at the same thing Im pretty sure you know how to rub some people exactly the right way! :D

[Laura17T]

My favorite guys!!!!

I enjoyed the vid a lot.

[supacoqui]

Good stuff, could you guys put subtitles in you other episodes for the hearing impaired?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@supacoqui

I wish I could, but it would take too much time. However if someone wants to do it we'll upload them next time. Let's see if I can find some volunteers.

[edtomorrow]

I find Maggie very attractive… Is she a native of Nagoya?

[MANNY100123]

That was quite a chat!!! XD!!! lol!!! that was great! ;)

[Tass1701]

Thanks to tkyosam I really appreciate hikosaemon and busankevin

[OfLaSoul]

Bring the MILFS my way :D

[Oniphire]

That ending was abrupt. Is there a part 2 or something?

Also the only word I know for people who choose not to have children is "childfree". Was that the one you were looking for?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Oniphire

Maybe that was it.

[claytonian]

Sam is like 23. It explains a lot.

[kushinbou]

I have a friend from Kansai region, nice guy, but he is by far one of the most blunt person I've ever met... at times I wanted to punch him in the face! It seriously took me awhile to get used to him.

[solraymond]

Look up Four Loko. I drink them all the time.

[FranksAJATT]

haha these are great! keep it up!

[mostawesomestjes]

I love this! I missed the first one but I will watch it sometime soon! Great fun!

Victor I cannot get over your mustache! Makes your face look so different!

I have exactly the opposite problem: I love grammar! I love teaching English grammar and learning Japanese grammar, but I don't know enough vocabulary to plug into my grammatical knowledge.

[japaneseformorons]

@mostawesomestjes

I'd like to think that was an OLD problem... but.... yeah... grammar is tough.

[SkullJoke90]

I like this collab show a lot. Nice job!

Oh and what's good japanese beer/sider/liquor? Cuz i wanna bring some back from there.

[TAz69x]

Maybe you can replace Ashton Kutcher when he goes off the deep end on TWO & A HALF MEN, Victor!

=3

[TkyoSam]

I'M DIFFERENT IN REAL LIFE THAN IN MY VIDEOS!?!? OH NOEZ! MY SECRET IS OUTZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for talking bout me for so long xD I feel awesomely honored ;D

[Cptraktorn]

@TkyoSam put up more videos yo!

[jebodoh]

What about Okinawans/Ryukyuans?

[GZGoten]

with enough alcohol it doesn't matter where in the world you are women are always beautiful... only problem I've had is the morning after :(

[Garrick89]

As for me, with Japanese I carry around a little black book with every Kanji I've learned to read on an almost daily basis. I also carry around a pocket sized grammar book and strangely enough a compact Japanese dictionary.

I'll learn the language if it kills me. I have two years left of college and I am going to go out there.

[flazhystuff]

I don't quite know about Kyuushu women being beautiful, each time I have been to Kagoshima, people I am with always say how plain the girls are there!

Kyoto gals are pretty nice though!

Dead on about Osakans being friendly too!

[MrShogun1428]

I have to say this was extremely interesting and informative. Next year in college I plan on studying Japanese and going on a semester abroad to Japan and videos like this really help in getting to see what japan is really like. My question for you then is how is schooling like in the upper levels aka College different form college in America. If you answer this thanks a bunch

-Mr.Shogun1482

[kittycatdude]

its called four loco and its pretty much radioactive...

[noneedforname]

think the term is DINKS. Double income no kids.

[superscheu]

Belgium beer goes up to 13% and it's delicious!

[izzy4all]

Hey Victor i was wondering except for the problems with food are there any other things that would be a problem for someone who is muslim

i myself was born en raised in the Netherlands but im really interested in Japan

[blck15yrold]

The drink you're looking for is called 4Loko. It's been banned in a few States in America, but still VERY popular.

[xr2kid]

I really wanted to see Aomori I had a Penpal from there now I goin to steer clear lol

[Jimaera]

You two crack me up.

[ampmjuku]

I don't want to ruin my nice notebook screen so I'll just do this instead :P

[GratefulRoseStudio]

In the States theres a drink somewat like that its called Cocaine(Its a real drink)

[GratefulRoseStudio]

Are Japanese racist against foreigners?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@GratefulRoseStudio

Shaking my head...

watch?v=bUMoHv4Ac-8

[GratefulRoseStudio]

@Gimmeaflakeman Thanks i watched the video

[Nelvin78]

@GratefulRoseStudio That has very much been my experience.

[BobbyHyattVideos]

itss the welsh who are known for shagging sheep not scottish lol

[BobbyHyattVideos]

there are jews in Kobe so i guess it mite be easier for jews to get kosher food there

[cking5100]

What do you think of the youtuber, KGKGKG?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@cking5100

I like him, but I think he is insane.

[cking5100]

another interesting video. you two do a very good job.

[swemda]

Hiko is the straight man and Victor is the Charlie Sheen. :)

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@swemda

I'm straight too!

[NekoKac]

@Gimmeaflakeman Noodles are straight. Until you heat them up.

;)

[zonza73]

@Gimmeaflakeman

No drunk man is 100% straight. :P

[rhysmuir]

i was wondering if u knew of any places/types of places that hire people on working holiday visas... who dont have a degree

[perdomot]

Fun video but Victor please stop talking over Hiko so much. Its like driving with one foot on the brake. Kinda jarring.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@perdomot

I agree. Damn cam whore.

[Hikosaemon]

@Gimmeaflakeman you bastard!

[mongchild22]

@Gimmeaflakeman sheep shagging is an english thing not a scottish thing :)

[InnocenceExperience]

@mongchild22 its a welsh thing actually

[SilverGunZoO]

interesting title ^w^

[xharold]

Couples who don't want kids are called DINKs (Double income no kids)

[japaneseformorons]

@xharold

No, there is another word. I think DINKS is Japanese English. There's another word...

[xaurelienhancoux]

@japaneseformorons what about 子なし夫婦? Great video... but what was it about again?? ;P

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@xaurelienhancoux

I wasn't looking for a Japanese word. I was looking for an English word.

[LazyLeem]

is thr a part 2 of this?

[japaneseformorons]

@LazyLeem

Part 3, 4, 5, etc.... we just haven't made them yet.

[HeroesFail]

In the states, at my store we sell a drink called Mad Ballr which is a 24 oz can and contains 12.5% alcohol. I don't know personally the taste but my mothers boyfriend says it might as well be pure vodka. There are several different flavors.

[lilbondblacky]

lol japanese milfs !! 

[MrRrRamon]

Thanks this conversations are really enjoyable!

[MrKoize]

lol retarded sperm and no eggs!!!! tha's how you can sumn up a bad morning for me....

[MrKoize]

Who edited this vid? pretty cool :)

[japaneseformorons]

@MrKoize

Hikosaemon did.

[furetosan]

Crap. I'm gonna walk out and get a beer. Can't watch it without a beer...

[ZeneroArgentine]

The kid fell out and I was like FUCK! That made me laugh so hard!

[elektromanyaro]

Sam is the perfect example of an obnoxious Westerner using Japanese people's upholding of harmony and avoidance of conflict for his personal gains. He knows he's acting like a complete jerk, but he also knows this is about the only country he could get away with it. He loves this country for all the wrong reasons .This country hates him, but would never say it to his face out of respect. He walks all over what I see as the most beautiful part of "Japanese mentality".

[japaneseformorons]

@elektromanyaro

Good argument. BUT let's say for argument's sake that Sam is, in fact, an asshole. Entertain these questions.

1) He studies his ass off to learn the language. Agree? MANYf foreigners don't.

Question: Who respects the country more?

2) Are you saying Japanese assholes do not exist? Don't you think that some Japanese take advantage of other Japanese people's "Japaneseness"? Isn't not allowing Sam to be an asshole just because he represents foreigners to you a form of discrimination?

[TkyoSam]

@japaneseformorons You sir, just won the game^-^

[elektromanyaro]

@japaneseformorons I wouldn't grant anyone the right to be an asshole, Japanese or non-Japanese. I've seen Sam in action, and taking the chance to insult and degrade Japanese girls to their face in English just because they can't understand him is absolutely disgusting. He is learning the language, but he's certainly not using it to be respectful. In the end however, the Japan perspective is irrelevant to my argument because I think the guy would be a jerk in any country.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@elektromanyaro

Well, I can't argue with you. I get in the face of a lot of people I personally deem to be assholes.

[markshmily]

Interesting...

thanks for posting.

[JackOnSkates]

This really is my favorite "show" on YouTube now...you guys are great! <3

[mugenkira]

YES im going to akita in 8 days hope what you guys said was true

[rtobin7]

子供を生まないことにしてる夫婦のことは日本語で「ディンクス」­って言うと思います。

参考：

日本語の教科書



[Taccu]

This title man.. I just had to watch the video titled like this.

[mimei]

my kids are normal. Kansai kids, Chubu kids, Tokyo kids...well Tokyo kids are more mature but yeah. normal. if you work as an ALT you probably just don't have the opportunity to know them that well.

i'm a vegetarian & not flexible about fish. easier in big cities, everywhere hard.

maybe i haven't seen the stuff you guys are referring to, but i think Sam is hilarious.

i think the 8% Strongs are maybe a Japan thing....

[RainyDarkForest]

So it is impossible for a vegetarian to live there? Disappointing. Are there no vegetarian or vegan restaurants at all?

[Splazz]

@RainyDarkForest Definitely not impossible, but difficult, as all have said before me. There's one thing you have to learn to ignore:

*katsuo bushi extract*

It gets chucked into everything here. Noodle soup, onigiri, mixed nuts, tea, ice cream, toothpaste, engine oil...

That aside, if you learn to be able to read the ingredients on things, you should be fine. Failing that,

*shoujin ryouri*

Or, you know, monk food. That's 100% vegan.  Good luck!

[Radrey]

Don't take Sam seriously when he makes super offensive jokes. Sam's sense of humor is poorly received online to I'd say; to anyone who doesn't really know him.

but I have to say, I do hate him. However, he is one of my best friends here because I've learned a lot from him in terms of studying Japanese and nanpa.

[Gell1welt69]

Retarded sperm^^. I know I shouldnt lough about it but it made me giggle

[vaerandrei]

Liked! Your conversation was a mishmash of weirdness, entertaining quips, and snippets of information. Good job!

[CtrlAltDltYou]

youre right victor, in italy they dont use condoms...i hear they use saran wrap instead, i even heard of a few trying aluminum foil (ouch) :) but seriously i think the men just dont get laid much because they all live at home with mama

[leetskees]

けっえ　is a word from Yamagata Prefecture. Same meaning as 食べなさい。

[revampted]

If they sell pinto beans in Japan.

Then this mexican can survive.

[katerinrin]

Entertaining chat. I take off my hat to you, sirs. :)

[2kageromaru]

They suck at kids because guys eat tons of crap wit hfemale hormones in them aka they don't wanna fuck anymore. :P not girls anyway, yuck.

And women who are above age 28 are all like "omfg I'm old I'll never get a husband omgomgomgomg"

[hippykiller1]

I have also seen Giyaru (however you spell it) parents too. I am like ''WTF? And drop your scene!'''

[hippykiller1]

Dude, Japan is the country that is the world leader in MILFs. Plus Vic, they have something similar in the USA. They make a ''Mike's hard lemonade' that is around 8%.

[pinglauwa]

I'm not from Italy. But as far as I know they *do* have a lot of problems with child birth (as in too few) because most men stay home at their mothers for as long as they are allowed.

But like I said, I'm not Italian. So it's just to my own belief.

[CerberusTenshi]

The reason for the high number of MILFs...

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[TheHairyGeek]

It's strange. In the UK we say it's the Welsh who shag sheep. I thought this difference with the Kiwis was amusing

[Danoftouni]

This series is AMAZING!

[TheHairyGeek]

STRONG was my favorite drink when I came to Japan last October. I wasn't allowed to bring my painkillers into the country so it helped A LOT

[FindMeInKurume]

You guys need an intro, or at least an intro song

[fabitapunk]

I always like ur videos...no matter what topic or long is it =)

[R3D54ND]

i am disappointed....what was so controversial you couldnt say on video...and I thought you were cool :( jk jk

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@R3D54ND

You're on my shit list, son.

I'm going to dig through your closets and find the skeletons that will make your children weep! j/k

[R3D54ND]

@Gimmeaflakeman Come at me bro! I'll take you on anyday haha

[CanupawakpaDakota]

retarded sperm lol

[MicknFumi]

lol highly entertaining video guys...hopefully you guys do this again. If so here's my question; Does anyone homebrew in Japan? I don't mean micro breweries that I've seen a few & tryed (Nikko pale ale is pretty good). I mean like people at home with 1 or 2, 30 litre brewers they bottle up their own homebrew beer or whack it in kegs. I've never seen a homebrew shop in Japan, I'm wondering if they exist?!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@MicknFumi

Yeah, people home brew!

A couple of friends and students.

[MicknFumi]

@Gimmeaflakeman Thats very cool to hear, thanks mate...oh yeah, I've spoken to Sam a few times, he's a cool guy. His onscreen persona is mostly an onscreen persona...mostly lol. I've never seen chu-hi in Oz unfortunately, we have lots of similar drinks, but they're 1/2 the size & twice the price, better to mix your own. I've tryed a couple of the Strong 8% & 9% chu-hi's. The grapefruit standard is 6% which is high enough lol, I usually grab the lemon.

[osakaben10]

royale with cheese...it's the metric system!!

[ytvration]

which half of the female do you guy like to have lol

[ytvration]

I readed milf and you got me Hooked!

[TheNeuroSpasm]

Over here in the states (Washington State) we have 12% malt liqour and the very popular 12% 4loko.

[wobina]

I love Hikkosaemon! I love Victor! I love 2 1/2 OYAJIS!!! <3

[KingSaint]

Japanese moms are hot until their kids get to high school and the turn ugly quick.

[KingSaint]

I left Japan last year and I would kill for a Chu-Hi, the only place you can find them are at sushi and okonomiyaki restaurants.

[elsamuraiguapo]

Oh and someone tell Tkyosam he should unblock me. I've been blocked by him for like 4 years now cause a comment I made about his size...

[shotamerican]

well as you already know, i totally blocked him cause he pissed me off. but do i think he would intentionally physically hurt someone for no reason? no, i don't think so. i think he's mostly harmless, just really really really.. heh well you know.

[elsamuraiguapo]

Also: Hokkaido ain't half the size of Alaska lol wtf. There's counties here in CA bigger than Hokkaido.

[elsamuraiguapo]

Screw the women in tokyo and their progressive thoughts.

[AusseiNoveniaDeOjete]

TokyoSam is funny. People shouldn't make such an impression common sense should tell you that it's the internet and he's definitely not really like how he is in his videos or in what he types. lol

I sit here with years of Japanese under my belt and I can't speak it very well because of the fact that I listen to it more often than I speak it. I've forgotten most of the grammar I used to know back in High School. Thinking of moving to Japan to actually use what I've learned....Who knows

[rdw2008]

The only questions I have for you Victor when it comes to moving to Japan is: How to get a job? and: Immigration? I would like to know basically if I can start my own business teaching English or something? Or applying for another job. Also, I would have to take an immigration test right? so is that hard or is applying for immigration difficult? I think I will send you a more detailed message in the future asking about this stuff.

[THAT1UMMAH]

Damn, yall are really hard on TokyoSam... Can't you tell he is just fucking around? lol, I just saw one of his vids, dudes a nut (In a good way)

[jiminouye]

blah,blah,blah you two have to be separated lol great talking heads

[InnocenceExperience]

TWENTY-FIFTH.

[sandpeopleaway]

bizzare drinks in USA are called Four Loko. They are like malt liquor alcoholic "energy" drink. One of them and anyone would be feeling something

[InnocenceExperience]

FIRST.  damn

[Oldenyouth]

Right ~ Just finished the vid. Loved it! Thanks for Japan regional stereotype info :D Well done lads! So says the Weirdo Wizard.

[Tekkon123]

New Zealand where the men are men and the sheep are scared. ^^

[AntoneX6]

retarded sperm...... woooooow

[joshuarawr]

Hahaha.. My new favorite show.. 4:20 and 11:19 are just amazing parts hahah.. Love it. Also I miss those 8% strongs :*( Thanks Victor to keep reminding me ever other video ;P

[AngeDeJmusic]

lol I'm part Scottish XD

[tokyodoru]

LMAO the kid flew out the stroller > <omg

[wheelieshinobi84]

Oh yesh, long video, still too short for my taste, keep em coming.

[professor115]

I know this sounds bad, but when you said that Hiroshima people are really nice to foreigners, I was thinking, "Are they afraid we're going to bomb them again?"

[tokyodoru]

@professor115 :/ is that supposed to be funny -_____-

[OtacooI]

Mikes hard lemon aid is something we have here...kinda comes across as a kinda different drink to me.

[Tekkon123]

I'm short...can I be the half?

[Czechtog]

great banter! I hope you guys keep this up

[nirvgardengod]

the term for those kind of couples is "SMART"

[SkullJoke90]

I got a question for Hikosaemon. How cheap is manga / anime in Tokyo and how expensive is mailing stuff from Japan to Europe?

Cause i'm going to Tokyo next Thursday with my cousin for 9 days :D

[endauthority]

you kept interuptting the guy on the left

[Oldenyouth]

UOGHHH! I hate milfs! But I love this :D ~ The Olden Youth.

[THAT1UMMAH]

This si the shit! lol

[Rostifer100]

I don't know about energy drinks with booze but we do have 9% beer in Canada. Check out Unibroue brand beer if you like strong beer. You may not be able to find it in Japan, but i think ultimately it's owned by Sapporo, so maybe.

[KiheiLawyer]

they are banning power drinks with alcohol here in the US

[HesDaryl]

man you're hilarious

[axsmith234]

in the states they have 4loco its 11% alcohal an its almost banned in new york it has caffeine an alcohal an toreine all the kids drink it link to a pic here

[Gimmeabreakman]

FIRST!

[professor115]

@Gimmeabreakman I do believe that's cheating.

[TAz69x]

@Gimmeabreakman LUCKY!

[AutonomyJuan]

@Gimmeabreakman We have strong here in LA but we have Little Tokyo, so i guess that's cheating. lol