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  • fuck everyone who reads this comment

  • Do you have AIDS? You look like you have AIDS.

  • このビデオがエイプリルフールの冗談であると理解しているんだけ­ど、マジレスすると東京に住んでいる奴ってマジ人種差別主義者だ­ね。でもそういう奴を無視したら日本は素晴らしい国だ

  • @SilentScreamer18 Aprils. Fools.

  • @TokyoZeplin Haha I knew from the start that this video was an April Fools joke however certain things that happened to me personally while I was in Japan really changed my mind on how I view the Japanese and myself. Good and bad things if I might add. Certain things such as even if I were married to a Japanese woman, I could never own property in Japan, and how they segregate people who were born and raised in Japan just because of their nationality. An example would be the 日系韓国人

  • LOL!Compared to anyvother countries( 6 biggest economically wealthy) I've been to Japan Is the the best&most friendly country I've ever known. talkin' nonsense on here just has prejudice from the beginning. thinkin' All the Japanese people would treat pathetic guy like that as a KING? C'mon give them a break.Perhaps, One thing is clear, If you don't like it that much WHY don't anyone switch the job & leave Japan ? Is that easy & Japan is expensive,The money you spend is nothing there for them.

  • I laughed so hard watching this!

  • 何いってんだこいつ 何年住んでるかしらないが どんだけ日本語下手なんだw

    どうせビデオ作るならまともな日本語つくれや能無し。

    (ビデオの奴英語の教師らしいな お馬鹿のための日本語 なる、わかるわ爆w)

  • @omaeafodarodotcom あまり怒らないでください これはジョークですから

  • Japanese are not just nationalists. They are freaking worst racist ever. Trust me.

  • y would i want to call myself stinky?

  • lol that lady in the background is listening to him

  • THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE! IT'S CALLED A SENSE OF HUMOR! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME! DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD!

  • @arivas713 amazing that almost 2 years after this video, people are still raging at it, without reading annotations, descriptions, comments, or anything. Solid fun (for me anyway).

  • Ummm, you need to get back to USA, no?

  • I didn't laugh

  • bhahahahahahhahahahhahahah XD hilarious

  • ur cool man :p smoking a sigarette in Japan to make the CO2 levels in japan bigger. Wow man really genius! now global warming will strike japan really fast!

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  • LOL You're getting me interested in smoking chocolate cigarettes. Shame on you!

  • fuck***n this guy red reck.

  • "A new report says Japan's tsunami-ravaged nuclear plant was so unprepared for the disaster that workers had to bring protective gear and instruction manuals from elsewhere and borrow equipment from a contractor. The report, released by operator Tokyo Electric Co, is based on interviews of workers and plant data. It portrays chaos in a desperate and ultimately unsuccessful battle to protect the Fukushima plant from meltdown, and shows that workers struggled with unfamiliar equipment."ap.org/

  • Victor is a skinny little faggot.

  • To all foreigners don't like go home to your native countries !

  • This gave me a good lol.

  • i lol'd so hard

  • Also, after a few years of hanging out and learning about japanese, I actually have more respect for the japanese people than any other, including my own! They are always kind, honest, helpful, thankful and it doesn't matter if they are a few minutes late for their job because they will still wait a few seconds to help you if you ask them! In USA, people would just have told them to fuck off...

    Japan is the best country in the world!

  • Hey I'm a gaijin and I love Japan, I love the people, they are the best on this planet! I love the country, it's so wonderful! If you claim that japanese people are racist, you are so wrong! I don't believe they are racists.

    I talked about this with my japanese teacher and she told me they are not racist, but they do not like gaijins all the time because they have different values and have been brought up at a completely different way in their childhood.

    It's not racist, it's just cultural

  • CAN YOU TELL THEM ALL THAT IN ENGLISH.?.How about if you are Mexican, are you allowed to use spainish on the cops?

  • @sainttuber

    why would you say this stuff in anything other than japanese? it would defeat the purpose of saying anything if they couldn't understand you.

  • @HiTEqMETHOD I was trying to make a point. Japan does not force their policeman to speak foreign languages, cuz they don't force mass immigration on their people. I like this guy, and the polite society he live in. We in America no longer live in a polite society, cuz the mass immigration and the disease called liberalism.

  • @sainttuber

    you sir are an idiot.

  • Everyone's racist. It just how far you carry it out. Claiming someone racist is in itself a racism because you would never know what that person experienced or truly thinking.

  • @tubexris you need to look up the definition of racist man, because clearly you have no idea :S

  • @tubexris Word racism has been perverted by the most vicious race of all. Racists have a strong preference for their own race(this would include Chinease Japanese Kenyan Iranians...everyone except the white race). Are you a bad person, if you are a familist & have a strong preference for you own family? Are you a hater, if don't love other familysas much as your own? A bigit is someone who judges EVERYBODY based race and nothing else. He WOULD promote hiring a less qualified cuz his RACE.

  • @tubexris You are fighting with Japanese Speaking Koreans who pretending as Japanese & living in Japan. Don't be stupid.

  • this Mexican kicked out from U.S & now he'll get kicked out from Japan...LOL

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  • @maxinpains He is not even Mexican... funny. plain funny.

  • @Ostracized1 Oh! Yeah? Then that even worse.

  • @maxinpains Why is that?

  • I don't give a shit if this was an aprils fools joke or not. Japan is a dope ass country and I had tons of fun being over there. But IT IS RACIST AS FUCK towards anyone who isn't Japanese. White, black, other asians, hell...if you are HALF Japanese, that isn't good enough for many people in Japan. LOL.

  • I will say that not everyone is racist though. There is a good chance that if your Japanese friends hear other Japanese speaking badly about you, there will tell them to STFU! Those are prob your friends who have lived abroad before and know that live isn't so easy when you are the foreigner.

    BTW I just saw the video this was a response to, I want 2:40 of my life back. XD

  • goddamn, I want a cigarette now.

  • I would like also to add that I love Japanese culture, and frankly your country has unbridled potential to become permanently the premier asian power and to possibly eclipse the US. If you wish to achieve this you WILL have to start looking critically at many aspects of your culture and start changing what needs to be changed rapidly. This is painful but necessary, every culture from the US to Ching goes through hell every time there was a cultural change but it is the only way to progress.

  • get out of japan

  • @akiogoto1 Japan has yet to apologize for without anesthetic DISSECTING PREGNANT WOMEN CUTTING OUT THEIR FETUS' AND THEN DISSECTING THEM IN FRONT OF THEM. Until you have apologized to the human race for you're many unforgivable war crimes and with humility asked china for their forgiveness can you ever hope for the world to look at you as a mature and civilized culture.

  • Ok here is one of my pet peeves: I HATE when white people talk about racism in other countries like Japan. Zeplin u have no idea what racism is. U look white to me. i don't know if u know this but white people have it pretty good in these countries. Visible minorities don't ( i.e. blacks or indians or pakis). i'm white and i'm kinda offended that u would even bring that up. zeplin yur just an idiot!

    ** dedicated to our future pioneers***

  • two places on you tube to check out the truth about japan. Japan-How to #1 and Japan FAQ 1. these two guys are honest people. you should watch all their videos. if you really want to know the culture and the people . the videos may clear up a lot of misunderstandings about their ways.

  • epic lol at the last one

  • hmmm....you must be crazy! you must follow the country rule. You are so crazy and you can't live in own countries. Go home.. You are sinners and crazy.

    No education.

  • @musashi331 No education, you say? If you haven't noticed, this whole video was a joke and not at all intended for educational purposes. Also, perhaps you should learn proper English grammar and stop being so racist against the gaijin who support your nation's economy before you post negative comments. You said no education, but all I read was six grammatical errors. Anata wa baka desu.

  • bloody german bastard go out of japan gaijing out!!!!! hahahwhsndjdsgfmafdg

  • @maxxbad17 I believe Victor (this video) is latin american, but I'm not quite sure. And I'm Danish. But better luck next time! :D

  • @TokyoZeplin You just owned his ass!!! \m/^_^\m/ WAHAHA

  • @TokyoZeplin hooever you are...foot out of japan!!!

  • @maxxbad17

    e___e ...he doesnt even look German dude

  • hmmm... something looks different about you philip. did you lose weight, perhaps?

    I see you're still smoking, though. :P

  • yes this rocks ill love to say this in a bitches face n then knock her out!BASARA KO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOLLL this made me laugh!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • hehe cool video

  • this guy has the voice of a fast talking las vegas infomecial speaker

  • I am come from Kenya so I do business in Japan. It is very obviously that Japan has problem with the racism. All countries having racism but Japan try to act as there is no racism in Japan.  It is shame.

  • you could be arrested..

    no smoking in nagoya.

    hahaha!

    btw,have you tried using these nihonggo?;)

  • no it isn't just RESPECT the signs. when it says no Gaijin, it means u!

  • at 0:15 you look like a totally different person^^

  • I think its good that white people face some racism to even out things in the world.

  • It's actually a really good impression of TokyoZeplin o_O

  • okay then if they are so rascist y are you in japan

  • @TheProjectblah welcome to April Fools.

  • @TokyoZeplin april fools is april 1st the date of the vid is march 31? =/

  • @TheProjectblah April 1st in Japan.

  • @TokyoZeplin He posted it the day before so it would be ready and out april 1st. A "day for fools" is very common all across the world, its important to know you've been tricked. You get riled up and shocked and make an ass of yourself and then you see the truth and it humbles you. Its a healthy and fun day and bill clinton made a mistake in banning it.

  • @TheProjectblah lol good point.

  • OK are their racist against black people? I might know after all I will say their is racisim everywhere. After all where in the world you could find racisit people?

    Everywhere I mean everywhere don't mind the Ku Klux Klan here in the states but yeah we all have racist pricks in one part of the world or another I can't judge everybody but their is some people like that.

  • @Embargoman

    I've heard that if you're not white, they might have slightly higher expectations of you, i.e, can speak Japanese.

  • You're a fuckin moron

  • did you ever get that cig let?

  • ROFL this guy is awesome

  • LOL...hahahaha! so funny. but of course all Japanese are racist....have you not seen the no gaijin signs?!?!?!?! Well, they are there,,,some one who has never been to Japan saw them....But....But...I stayed in Japan for a little while...I never saw them.

    Anyway love the sarcasim in this video. I get fed up with all those that say all Japanese are racist.

  • I don't what worse, racism or the video it self. that's a tough call.

  • To the French below me. FUCK YOUR MUM!!

    We Germans should have destroyed ur snail eating country!

  • @FuckFordGM Not so fast PUNK. America's waiting to blow your ass!!! Like when we did about 60 years ago!. German= failure. America=Superpower.

  • haha cigarrette fail O-+

  • Brilliant! We should get you a chocolate Guinness to go with that chocolate cigaratte.

  • oh i got it,you pretend to be tokyo zepelin,well done,hahaha..

    you have to be a litle more intense,hahaha,gimmeabreak man..!!

  • that was way funny

  • great parody, lol

  • And the japs will say, yeah, what about it?

  • 1:44 The Smoker Pose by Victor :P

  • you look totally bad ass here xD

    ちょっと怖いね xD

  • hahaha,just kidding,hahaha

  • Hahaha. Victorzeplin!

  • Tu y viens pour faire quoi? T'es qqn qui es dommage, déplorable, triste. je suis desolé.

  • @triptyque75014

    I see you are subd to my friends over at japanesepod101.

    Ganbatte!

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  • LOL!!! This is cool! Things that people may not WANT to know how to say but you never know when it could be useful!!! Thank you!

  • LOL!!! This is cool!  Things that people may not WANT to know how to say but you never know when it could be useful!!! Thank you!

  • alright your clearly a knob jockey

  • @90sRetro

    "alright" is not a word.

  • Awesome video. It sure is windy today in Tokyo. It almost sounds like a typhoon.

  • Stinky gaijin ahahahahahaha that was funny man.

  • Both of you were hilarious! Great job, Phil and Victor!

  • haha the constant smoking was hilarious!

  • This is Victor's one of best joke , I start to like him !

  • TokyoZeplin and Gimmeaflakeman just made my day

  • LOLOLOL!!!!!

  • totally typical victor video.

  • HAHAHA, Hilarious!  :D

  • Great job both of you.

  • i never felt like Japan was racist. Especially the way the women flock to anyone who isn't japanese.

  • smoking is BAD!!!

  • Chocolate cig! :-)

  • victor what the fuck?? you getting all bitter like zepelin?? wtf..!!

  • @TheLlcooljose

    I hope you're joking! LOL!

  • haha GREAT VIDEO!... and pretty funny.

    At first i was a bit confused, and thought this was Victor's channel... nice lesson.

  • Lol great video

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH ULTRA FUNNY!!!!

    I dont know why the japanese are so racist. Arnt they Scared of Being Nuked agaiN?

  • how about my ancestors conquered concurred you ass

  • Awesome. I love it!

  • っなことをいきなり言いやがるやつはおもしろいだけどなーあww

    To see some guy say such things out of the blue is funny :p

  • ahahah this was fucking amazing !!!!!!!

  • lol, it took me a moment to figure out what happened here. I'm curious who this other guy is though (nice collab idea). I appreciate these tips, now we can easily fight off those who don't think well of us stinky gaijin! And (I'll just comment here) these new laws intrigue me XD

  • what is going on here? :)

  • I saw a blimp over my hotel and a king was dangling from it :D

  • cool lesson

  • HAHAHHAHAHA this one was awesome!!!  I like how you kept bringing back him trying to light his cigarette. This is the ultimate collab ever.

  • I was waiting for the older lady to come up to you and ask you questions. lol thanks. funny vid

  • Thank you for making this. It really highlights how completely retarded TokyoZeplin is. What is his problem? Does he not understand the meaning of the word ethnocentric?

  • LMAO this is zeplin's channel xD

  • @harr7959 you realize this is on my channel, right? :P

  • @TokyoZeplin

    LOL! These kinds of comments are the best.

  • lol haha bet he's too embarrassed to reply now

  • @TokyoZeplin o0o0o :3

  • @TokyoZeplin LOL, harr7959 just pwned himself

  • @TokyoZeplin LOOL

    funny :D

  • @TokyoZeplin  hahahahahahaha

  • @TokyoZeplin

    (O_O) BWAH HA HA what a failure. but i did wonder what the fuck as i saw your name under the like bar but i say the guy that you had a fight with some time back

  • @harr7959 Ethnocentricly speaking, Japan Fails.

  • @the12345678guy

    Who the hell speaks ethnocentrically?

  • @Gimmeaflakeman Hmmm...Touché.

  • oh fuck this is hilarious :D

  • this was awesome!!!! arigatou!!!!

  • soething isnt quite right in this video

  • Rofl nice lesson and cool video swap!! Just tell victor is not a smoker so do not begin with choclate stogies!! LOL keep the peace and camera with you

  • bout time someone was openly racist to white people! haha jkjk

  • Well, you're head of our time. That is GMT+1+stupid-day-"savings" time.

  • victor doesnt think japs r racist or that its on a big scale,but exactly 99.9% of the japs i met r racist towards other asian,especially chin/kore.00.1% is the guy tht wasnt

  • @illyas1 Hey speaking of racist remarks, why don't you lay off the Jap's remark. it's offensive and shows either that you are quite racist or just lack any common social sense, And your information couldn't be more wrong. Most Japanese while may seem closed off to non Japanese is more culture than race, do you speak fluent Japanese and have a deep understanding of their culture and "Kata" way things are done? If not then maybe you should reserve judgment.

  • the zigarret clip was so "depointless-ish", copycat, good point douh

  • lmao

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA soooo good parody of zeplin

  • XD

    LOL

  • ROFL Great vid.

  • So cool of Zep and Victor....are the phrases real I hope? Or is that an April 1 joke too?

  • WTH!?

    If I wanted to hear more intelligentsia drivel, I would subscribe to Gimmeaflakeman.

  • ...always with the sigarette

  • wtf would you smoke a chocolate cig??? dont they have newports in japan.

  • Why is this on Zep's page xD

  • April fools !!!

  • the ending made me LOL.

    anyways great lesson.

    im gonna feature this vid on my channel.

  • This is April 1 japanese lesson !

  • I don´t think the Japanese are that afraid of the R-word

  • The ending was awesome!

  • america is such a racist country too, isn't it? just like many other countries in this world

  • @royway1227

    america is just conservative

    russia is racist

  • @royway1227 America is conservative about it. Either way anyone can feel welcomed in America without worrying too much.