it is funny.. there is actually a 2 layer supply and demand there.. first there is the gas... 2nd there is the car ... if girls fuck more guys that ride the bus.. more guys will sit on the bus thus reducing the gas prices. and less guys would buy hummers ..
it's true, he lacked time there, timing in standup is as important the jokes. That's why Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle could read a phonebook and people would still be laughing their ass off.
What an interesting way of putting it! Very odd, but surprisingly accurate.
darkridr25 4 months ago
Last comic standing is an embarassment, every judge is a jew and the talent is an embarassment. No talent
Therzroomattheback 1 year ago
Why isn't he more mainstream with a few comedy central specials by now? In my opinion he is highly underrated, he's fucking hilarious!!!
AA72AA72 1 year ago
Shat up ho
MagicIzzy987 1 year ago
Haha I know.
barrbrat 3 years ago
What he said is absolutely bang on. Poor? youre not getting laid.
Women are whores. Its that depressingly simple.
FuckFeminists 3 years ago
@FuckFeminists not all women are whores you fuck wad
punkhayhay88 2 years ago
@FuckFeminists Whoa, who the fuck are you?
You're not getting laid because you're an asshole, not because you're poor.
hellogoodbyemyluv 10 months ago
lol right
sexitaliana629 3 years ago
lol, funny stuff.
Love the theory ^^
arixynie01 3 years ago
Yep.
izzygirl867 3 years ago
He said he went to church once and they weren't serving the wine because it was flu season and that was it.
izzygirl867 3 years ago
$2:00? its fricken $4:00 now!
pinsetter1991 3 years ago 10
Nah, he just thinks God doesn't care.
IbanezRokr 3 years ago
He said that "It does not matter what religion your in... their all wrong". That was funny.
ReligionIsNotCool 3 years ago
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lilkrap 3 years ago
it is funny.. there is actually a 2 layer supply and demand there.. first there is the gas... 2nd there is the car ... if girls fuck more guys that ride the bus.. more guys will sit on the bus thus reducing the gas prices. and less guys would buy hummers ..
880330145789 4 years ago 4
omg lmao nice one. always liked the inner geek.
kaptainkrunchkokopop 3 years ago
its not so much funny as it is true
yeahsteeeve 4 years ago
the only guy funny enuff to heckle a crippled dood and win!!! he's good...
rongravy 4 years ago
he is the only one who should of won year
sm0kr420 4 years ago 3
it's true, he lacked time there, timing in standup is as important the jokes. That's why Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle could read a phonebook and people would still be laughing their ass off.
kingVlad514 4 years ago 2
HAHAHA, great theory.
tabac 4 years ago
hehehehehehehe
sk8mastert 4 years ago 2
This joke is so muhc better when he slows down. He had a podcast with Comedy Central and it was the same joke but like 15 or something seconds longer.
Main point: he was forced to cut it down.
bbp4life34 5 years ago 2
He's from Kansas City!
thejamabides 5 years ago
hes funny
dogslover411 5 years ago
Chris Porter must win this years Last Comic Standing!
ichithekiller1 5 years ago