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  • still prefure the ork ending  WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGG­GGHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • meet my greater wood

  • FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

  • @alphex1000 damn you beat me to it

  • The world of Warhammer 40k is one of utter war. There is Evil and there is only the regular moloralistical people. Simply put, none of the other factions are absolutely good, because they can't afford to be. For example, Humanity can't be merciful or otherwise they will be destroyed. Such is war.

  • O'res'ka Dont let the prey get away.....Dam they got away!

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @Kenko87

    I just beat the imperium you know =) guess with who

  • There is no good in Warhammer, there are no heroes or good guys.

    And that's the point, there isn't a right choice, all of them are awful and wrong... now shut up and let the Tyranid eat you.

  • And despite everything, they are still the nicest guys in the entire galaxy.

  • @ShadowAimai And you win a thumbs up for the spot on description.

  • @Kenko87 oh really? what you gona do flash ur light gun at me? eat plasma for the greater good!

  • Tau Were Made in China!!!

  • TAU=Armored Space Asians.

  • @Kenko87stupid human are pulse rifles will desintergrate your Armour and burn your flesh in an instant are kroots will feast on your in imperial flesh and all i have to say over your mutilated corpse is "for the greater good"

  • Tau and Imperial Guard are really the good guys of Warhammer 40k.

    OK, "good guys" is a bit of a stretch. They're more the only people that get happy endings, and the only people who are ever depicted in a positive light.

    Gotta love Black And Grey Morality.

  • @IAmTheStig320 don't forget the space marines and the SoB.

  • @IluvPoker100

    The Sisters of Battle are a little too crazy for my liking.

    As for the Space Marines... Meh, depends on the chapter. Ultramarines, Space Wolves and Salamanders? Definitely. Dark Angels and Raven Guard? Not so much.

  • @IAmTheStig320 idd, don't forget blood angels :P

  • @IAmTheStig320 I wouldn't really say the imp were particularly good, just not as bad. I mean they're constantly executing people.

  • @IAmTheStig320 Eldar? They saved the planets from overall death, and let Imps recolonise all but the 3rd planet.

  • @IAmTheStig320

    Tau is legit, a bit funky but they're by far the least ludicrous of the 40k races.

    Imperial Guard is fucking nuts. They're every bit as insane as Space Mehreenz.

    They worship a corpse on a golden throne. Let's not get into it.

  • Theses guys are like the Japanese of DOW

  • I, for one, welcome our new Tau overlords.

  • .....and yes all of their units look like something out of an anime.

  • Only the Tau empire was one of the many races that would allow any other race to be in an alliance with them. I would, however, prefer Shas O Kias to be the commander for the Kauvara System instead of Shas O O'Res'Ka. I believe Kias would have been more forgiving to the other clans than any Tau commander would.

  • I would love to play a tower defense game with their moon base that is complete, SO MANY BROADSIDES :D

  • After the Dark Crusade Tau ending, I kept waiting for the narrator to explain something bad the Tau would do to Kaurava after they won but nothing very terrible seemed to happen in this ending at all.

  • The Tau aren't evil, but in the grim darkness of the year 40,000, their innocent and naive nature is a weakness that may not only destroy them, but the rest of the galaxy. The Tau have nothing like the inquisition to prevent the spread of Chaos, and they are too young to understand anything about the Necrons. They lack the will to do what is necessary to fight the Tyranids. If they triumph over the crippled Imperium, it will be the hollowest of victories.

  • @dark7element They dont believe in Chaos so that problem is solved. The necrons are always fought when encountered and the tyranids are trycky to fight against but its not impossible since the Tau change their weapons and tactics.

  • @dark7element I agree with you, because I'm not masterofthelobsters, but I do like a different peaceful change in the year 40,000. Better then convert or die.

  • @dark7element the Tau can't travel in the warp, and they don't have psiquic powers, so they can't be corrputed by chaos, i think taht is just time, many humans will join the Tau, like the Gue'vesa, and will defeat the Imperium

  • @DARVGH1 As I've said on several Tau videos, lacking psychic powers is a double edged sword. Though demons can't possess Tau, without psykers the Tau can't effectively combat demons when they DO emerge from the warp, and unless the Tau plan to exterminate all humans, there will always be periodic demonic incursions. Also, lacking warp travel means their fleet is slower than any other by a factor of five, and the fluff has implied that some worlds can't be reached at all without warp travel.

  • @dark7element well, the Tau have another alternative to travel in the warp, their alliance with the Nicassar, would be the answer to this, the Nicassar are highly psychic, and provides ships to the Tau fleet, the can travel in the Warp, carrying the Tau armies through the Warp,

  • Remember, half of this was told by an Imperial propagandist.

  • I would rather live here than a Sisterhood dominated solar system.

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  • ¬¬ DoW fanboys know nothing about 40k.

  • Do sombody knows if i can play soulstorm in windows 7?

  • @tomisapeee should work. I have windows 7, and play Soulstorm on it. so it should work.

  • screw tau. etherials are just brain washing the other races. they get them all to do their dirty work. tau would be no match against one of abbadons dark crusades, and undermining the imperium would only serve to help chaos. greater good would be giving their tech to the humans, then jumping off something high.

  • @CraobhRuadh

    The Imperium forbids the use of Xeno technology

  • yeah tau owns all we pwn them imperium we own the orks choas bow to us elder falls before us we in and as always wee have the perfect excuse its for the greater good!!!

  • how come teh commanders always go into battle just so some other guy can take command.I would just stay as leader

  • the tau are the most peaceful race of all the races because before any fight they almost always try to make peace with the enemy the only ones they never make peace with are orks dark eldar chaos and necrons

  • tau trex vs sqquioth who wins random

  • For the greater good!

  • This seems pretty realistic. Colonization FTW!

  • I always wonder whether the Emperor would have allied with the Tau or waged war against them ... after all, they too are more philosophers than anything else. And like the Emperor, they are not too choosy about their methods.

  • @SatyreIkon i agree. i hope that emperor will be real god after his body die and return old glory, wisdom and technology level to imperium and i think alliance with eldars and tau arent impossible for him.

  • @FalconRS i can see blatant paralells in the tau and the early history of man in 40k. so yus they can get along. there are even frquent talks between the 2 races to avoid needless conflict. look at the tau codex

  • @LoveNoteProjects i know that ultramarines now are practically allies of tau against necrons and tyranids :) and inquisitors had everytime very flexible morality, especially radicals from Ordo Xenos, so even idea about some unofficial ambassador-inquisitor in their homeworld isnt completely nonsense. After all, Tau are most reasonable and the only one moreless "kind" race in whole galaxy. Not so arrogant like Eldars, not so agressive from very logical strategy.

  • In the real game tau accuracy is just normal ig acc and their guns dont hav the ap to get through power armor. Space marines ftw.

  • @chavezxxviii The Tau might not be brilliant in accuracy or AP but good luck with those Space Marines having to go across the board on foot... you know, what with Tau basic infantry having enough weapon strength to go through the front armour of a Rhino.

  • Tau commander: For teh greater good! ... wait... wuts that? A TSUNAMI?! O SHI-

  • damn, the tau are good at colonising anything, even jungles.

  • tau are young rance but they fights for the greater good but still not fought with coruption in their ranks

  • I play space wolves, so i feel it borderline blasphemy to the god emperor to say that the tau are so fukin cool!!!!

    however the static gunline and measly alien punching bags the tau deploy will not hold back the lads of fenris. For Russ!!!!!!!!

  • (Continued because no space) would either kill them, or buy the Main force enough time to turn them into grated cheese

    Due to this, i can safely assume that, the Space marine against the Tau, one side relies on offense while the other relies on defense

  • Jesus christ guys, quit arguing

    Attack-wise, the space marines would dominate the Tau, The Tau needs a few seconds to set-up AKA the time needed for a bunch of melee Units to close in and engage them in close combat, while the main Space marine force shoots the hell out of the kroots

    Defense-wise, the Space marines stand no chance, the Tau's firepower would easily rip thought armies of them, and if someone decides to do something funny with Melee units or quick moving units, the Kroots

  • @TheFriendlypie who the fucked have asked you something?

  • This ending seems to work out pretty well for everyone in Kauruva. I was expecting the Tau to do something kinda bad to the Imperial Civilians like in Dark Crusade but this time they seemed fine with them.

  • Good that Imperial Guard Victory is canon ending. I realy dont like those Tau Comunists :P

  • @WyczesanyBober Yeah, the genocidal, theocratic Imperium is definitely the way to go. :P

  • @IneptTroopr i know o.o

  • Tau is Chinese ?

  • The Tau are by far the nicest guys in the galaxy. Thats why they suck. The imperium didnt get all powerful by nicely asking people to give them their planets. Even the graceful eldar rose to power through cruelty. Find one race in 40k who have a sizeable empire and say 'please'

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  • The Barracudas are weak....

  • Embrace the greater good humans¡¡.

  • O'Res'Ka? Bah, I'd take O'Kais from Dark Crusade anyday!

  • @Scruffy193 ever played fire warrior you play as kais when he was a trooper

  • @fredster117,

    I had heard about that game... is it any good? I might have to look into it.

  • Another victory for the Greater Good!

    Aye, Tau are my favourite race in the Warhammer 40K universe. Not just the philosophy, but the machines and battle gear. I hope the Tau make it into DoW2 at some point. :)

  • In the end, the Greater Weeaboo has triumphed over all.

  • tau and space marines are my favs

  • Tau ftw!!!

  • Tau is best of all

  • go tau i collect them!

  • tau are space commies. get over it.

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  • @vey2go and thats a bad thing?

  • LOL look at slide bomb 0:06

  • I've heard the Tau are the nicest of the 40K factions. Just how nice are they?

  • @LordBifford Well if you like authoritarian socialism with religious undertones and a caste system then yes, they are nice.

    Me personally wish them incinerated in the cleansing fury of the Emperor!

  • @LordBifford They are the nicest because they do the least number of bad things to their enemies and their own people.

  • @AbyssalZones

    Not so sure of that. Background books say they use mindcontrol and reeducation camps as well as quietly making protestors disappear.

  • @Manyskins That's still a much smaller amount of bad things than every other major power in the galaxy.

  • Whenever I hear the narrator in the Dawn of War games I want to wave my hands around and say "I'M ACTING!" XD

  • I wonder what life must be like for the Human-I mean "Gue'La" living in the Tau Empire among all of those Xenos. Talk about culture shock/sitcom fuel.

  • Looks like a greater good ending.

  • in almost every ending the Warp Storm Vanishs (in dramatic voice)

  • TAU are the best. FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

  • @seriousstoner For the Greater Good!

  • 0:02 why they show ores ka running?

    1:39- 1:47 very fast etherial walking up stair very fast :D

    etherial walk very fast but begining slow?

  • @herogamez12 *facepalm*

  • Whenever I destroy a race's stronghold, the video always shows infantry and tanks pouring in through the front entrance, although I always use the almost cheating tactic of just using 5 barracudas, flying in through the back (or the least defended area), taking out the HQ and leaving. Hit and run is far more effective than people give it credit for.

  • shitty communists XD

  • WOW u can see the warp storm when us stair at the skies of kaurava IIl..

  • Why can the humans not fight with the same ideas to unite like the Tau. Humans are dumb following the emperor.

  • The Tau Empire...so beautiful are their technology, so clear are their souls, and how eager they are, in a dark, war-swept galaxy, to spread word of the Greater Good! So energetic, so unrelenting, so mighty! LONG LIVE THE TAU'VA!

  • What the fuck is that greater good?? For destroying everyone in the system all that shity talk about greater good what only for aliens???

  • @MegaDeadTime

    as if anyone else is any different, please... i do admit that my knowledge is quite limited, but from what i understand, the human Imperium is all about slaughtering everything non-human too. the tyranids aren't any better, the orcs are also killing everyone but their own, the chaos too and i think the necrons, eldar and dark eldar were the same.

    however, i do have the feeling that the tau and eldar are more likely to spare civillians than the heavy xenophobic human Imperium.

  • @Timberwolftrass the eldar would really hold them ransom, and the tau would subsume them into the greater good

  • @MegaDeadTime its called the greater good because they don't just kill anything they ask to be allies first, and if they decline, the tau annihilate them! ^^

  • Lol, tau polatics are like human, you just are about to finish your dream and settle down when some ass of a leader kicks you in the quads and sends you like a dog

  • the Tau has the bigger and more superior guns and strategy but lacks warriors that excels in hand to hand combat thats where the kroots and their fuckin dinosaurs come in

  • The narrator's wife must have the best sex talks ever.

  • FUCK THE OTHER TAU COMMANDERS!!! GO COMMANDER FARSIGHT!!!!

  • are the tau good or evil?

  • 1:00 star wars scene.

  • Tau are my favorite. They are by far the most human of all races. The humans themselves have become beings of hatred and blind obedience to the emperor, willing to kill their own for "heresy", and fully committed to destroying anyone nonhuman. Religious fanatics, the lot of them.

    The Tau are willing to accept anyone into service of the Greater Good, having Kroot, Vespid, and even human helpers (known as the Guesava).

    Also, battlesuits are EPIC.

  • @Ryokenai well,your a tau so you dont have to care about coruption.anyway ,the tau have build their greater good because of their weak psychic abilities,which in turn accounts for less profound feelings,so an ideology centered on the whole population instead of the indiviadual person fits them.and i think that when a single guardmen which is a hidden psyker can provoke a legion to appear,you can get a little famatic about heretics.and the imperium has had some pretty nasty encounters with xenos.

  • @Ryokenai

    Humans are the most powerful empire on the galaxy.....hate makes them stronger and faith hold them together. They are superor in every aspect.

    And Tau? Blue-skinned faggots....an apes in disguise! Deeply retarded and are the only race which seems not to realize what is going on.

  • @NathanRomml Please. The Tau can take on the humans in an even fight easy.

  • @Ryokenai

    Depend on what do you call "even fight"

  • @NathanRomml Even numbers, of infantry and vehicles. Tau tech and weapons are superior.

  • @Ryokenai

    But mankind numbers are superior, as well as will to fight and their devotion to the cause.

    Say....what would happened if 1% of Tau population fought against 1% of human population?

  • @Ryokenai

    I weep tears of blood at the fact that actual battlesuits don't exist.

    Or...exist in our world at least when you compare the Warp to quantum physics and the "many worlds" theory. Think about it. But metaphysics aside, I love how "squat" the XV88s are designed, making them both cool and cute.

  • @Ryokenai i like Tau because they arent human. AND very important you have to see the bad things (even with tau) they also have their Greater Good and will kill to get there empirium biggest

  • @Ryokenai space marines rule tau sucks

  • @Ryokenai The Tau are no more then weak arrogant xenos.

  • @LordCommissairElric lol ima lagh when a tau from the water cast come and kicks your ass LOL!

  • @MadFluffyster Then my penal legionnaires knife up your battle suits with one assault!

  • @LordCommissairElric lol ima aslo lagh because i know a snotling "baby grechin" comes and tears you up and kills you

  • @MadFluffyster A snotling could wreak havoc if it engaged a squad of fire warriors, not to mention that they would fight for me (my videos prove it!).

  • @Ryokenai and the Tau will kill you if you dont join them........I think i will stick to my Space Marines who will f****k anyone up who is not Imperial. We Space Marines are the Angels Of Death........And what are Tau........Cowards who suck at combat and stamina. They need Suits to carry them when their bored

    SternGuard are even more Epic with Pedro Kantor

  • @HammerOfSigmar go to hell .a bunch of kroots carnivores and 2 or 3 krootox are enough. to cut down almost all other races units

  • @xfact9r yea shame they have no armour........

  • @HammerOfSigmar well i fuck in yer imperium armor.

    Its enough if the kroots are spitting on it, and the fucking armor its rust

  • @xfact9r Wow this person is a real hardcore gamer who dosent even know what power armour can withstand

  • @xfact9r Wow this person is a real hardcore gamer who doesnt even know what power armour can withstand

  • @HammerOfSigmar ya a can equip the kroots with some paperboards and they become invincible

  • @xfact9r yea they do

  • @HammerOfSigmar are ya mocking me?

  • @HammerOfSigmar well you and yer space marines can go to hell.Because they fall in Heresy very fast.The Chaos lads promise to your space marines that they are gonna fuck sister of bitches.In fact when your horny spees mehrens get near the warp storm(xxx shop) they found a bunch of Chaos boyz ready to cut their balls off and make from them good warriors of Khorn.

    Thats way yer fucking spees mehrens and they paperboards armors are weak than tau

  • @xfact9r im gunna thumbs up that cause that is very funny :)

  • @xfact9r howcome tau lost on dark crusade and soulstorm then :P

  • @Spacemarine341 well i they win because i  fight with them in my game.maybe you fight with the sphees mehreens

  • @xfact9r ow yeah see what happens when a company of normal marines meets a another tau

    ow no no a very big kwa banga inside the taus a s s

  • @rady2121 well I fuck in your sphess mehreens too!

    a single firewarrior is enough to kick the shit out from your marines

  • @xfact9r the space marines would rape the ufck out of the tau in a one on one battle upp close at a range vehicle wise doesnt matter. tau might have the greater good but the space marines have superior training equipment skill and religious fervour and that trumps anything cause theyd die before letting some grey skin fuck take an inch of human space

  • @saren55 well yer fucking sphees mehreens cant get near the tau lines because they will be fucked by the tau firepower.

    go and play with your paperboards armors in trhe orks lands.

  • @saren55

    Tau has Kroots for close combat and the rest of the Tau main Army would blast the hell out of the "For the Emperor" dudes.Ok they are badass,but they are also VERY VERY VERY stupid.

  • @Ryokenai i agree with you so much about the humans in 40k.

  • @Ryokenai If my emperor was 10,000 years old I'd be pretty fanatic to him.

  • @Ryokenai Heretic!

  • @Ryokenai - The Tau may seem nice on the surface, but they are just another kind of evil. The Ethereals control the other castes through pheromones, and anyone absorbed into the Tau empire is either indoctrinated, slowly rendered sterile as a species, or both.

    The end goal of the Tau is not the Greater Good - it is to insure the dominance of the Ethereals over the entire galaxy.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters better peace and understanding then eternal war. wait what?

  • @wicNKWD37 - Perhaps I object more to being a slave than you.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters nevertheless there society remains more peaceful than that of any other race

  • @hazzaza1 - Not by much. They're just more discrete about their brainwashing and secret policing than the other races.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters that is a theory that was rejected by warhammer 40k

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters Makes you wonder why Commander farsight went renegade, was is because he turned against the greater good? Or was it because he found out a certain dirty little secrete the ethereals had.

  • @epicnessinacan Neither. There's no official confirmation about the pheromone thing. It's just hints, speculation, and pointing fingers. And Farsight never turned against the Greater Good. He went renegade because he believes in completely defeating enemies that can't be reasoned with, like the Orks, Necrons, and Chaos.

  • @Rahkshi500 When it's hinted it, it's usually going to be true. I'm sure would make the tau a little more interesting.

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  • @MasterOfTheLobsters

    The thing is, the Ethereals really do believe in the Greater Good

    Only problem is that they believe that they are the only one capable of achieving it

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters is the greater good just a front to get bitches?

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters Well shit, there goes my last hope for Warhammer 40000.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters the sterile thing is questionalbly cannon as is this game and the pheromones are only hinted at they are very naive but they o want dominance the water caste wants it through peace if they can

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters The only reason for that is because people complained that the Tau were "too good" for the 40k universe. So GW introduced all that pheremone stuff to bring them down to a level almost equal to every other scheming, corrupt race lol.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters well the same is with all the other races chaos races control others by strenght and fear same as orks and imperials only differ with ranks or army

  • @tf2pl - That's kind of the point. All of the races in WH40k are dicks.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters Its a lesser of two evils...

  • @WholesomeBurn - The only difference between the Imperium and the Tau Empire is the Tau do not (openly) practice xenophobia and don't publicly execute dissenters - they simply make them disappear.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters They at least don't torture you if you're captured, though, unlike some other species out there.

  • @lukegreen37 What do you think reeducation is?

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters Indoctrination.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters still better than all of the alternatives......

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters in short they're communists

  • @SkysFantasy - Communist space furries.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters Thus spake imperial propaganda.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters Damn. I thought they were good guys 0_0

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters But they are less evil than any of the other races. Atleast they allow other races to live.