Maddox on KATU Channel 2, Portland

[killerskillet]

my buddy Phil asked Maddox to sign his book. He spelled "Phil" with an "F". When Phil asked him about the misspelling, Maddox said "I don't care".

[midnightxwexkill]

Maddox is so funny holy shit I forgot about his website.

[cyberwaffles]

damn, the host laughs just like me. people always hated my laugh, but i'm glad to hear someone else have it too.

[cyberwaffles]

this book looks funny as shit.  i want to read it now.

[thenewdeal38]

You who preach strength are incredibly feable, you are no viking or zulu warrior no ur a small arab jew who lives off the crumbs of warrior culteres because they find your existence amusing.

[thenewdeal38]

Maddox you do also like making fun of retarded people, or people with down sindrome or people with nasaly weak nerdy voices who likely have too much estrogen, ie yourself. Maddox you are weak, small and you have no muscle mass and you are probably unemployed we should feast on your blood and drag your carcass across the streets just for the irony of it.

[cyberwaffles]

@thenewdeal38 it's not that deep man. the guy might stroke his ego a bit, but others enjoy his work, such as myself. you can't knock on the guy's success. i actually like how his father stated "i can do better" when he was a kid growing up. it teaches you not to accept the bare minimum and to raise the standards.

[LgX666]

Dave Attell's cool older brother.

[K4inan]

Maddox lost his virginity before his father.

[chadroberts81]

@K4inan That was Chuck Norris. The two are not comparable.

[ColonelBatman]

This man is simply a legend.

[lloyds30]

maddox is awesome

[dnlg88]

The narrator's laughter is so contagious.

[SketchyTree]

Iron Maiden is your favorite band. You have little self-confidence. You look for your success to be actualized by being asked to sign your name on a pair of beautiful breasts. You're a lonely vulgar gamer and your inaccurate interpretations of children's art makes you a mean, disillusioned asshole. You are a dream.

[TheEclipsist]

Maddox looks like Dave Attell...

[LOLHICRONO]

love the way the guy laughs

[HebiNoMe]

Oh no! Not this asshole again... Maddox is sucha fuckin pretentious troll.

[ReinEngel2]

@HebiNoMe Maddox is pretentious, but hardly a troll. He has stuck to only his website for 15 years. A troll is someone who pops up on public forums and interrupts general discussion with provoking comments and questions. It isn't a matter of "oh fuck, there's Maddox again!" since you are the one entering his domain, not the other way around.

[Franpowah]

wait... only 12 vids? :(

[undave242]

Maddox <3

[LegendaryLunchbox]

This is awesome. I hope since he's done with the book, he'll make a few more episodes of The Best Show in the Universe. I really liked those.

[BonafriedD]

damn. half of this video is wheezing laughter.

[NRock2404]

His book contains probably 3 pages of written material the rest are images. Cheap dick.

[lloyds30]

@NRock2404 he also wrote alphabet of manliness which has much more writing, and his website is practically all text. If you want something with lots of writing in it then don't read this one.

[edslerson]

you're right. maddox is so insightful and obviously a genius with a big hairy cock made of biceps and beef jerky. his rants about how stupid everyone is but him are so good that he only has to post the same update every 7 months and people LOVE it.

[AnimaSeverem]

Maddox's voice reminds me of Stinky from Ren and Stimpy.

[edslerson]

hasnt been funny in years

[cerastes6]

@edslerson you are way funnier huh

[astari24]

LMFAO

[fyiicheckforspies]

The best part is the crew members laughing in the background.

[twooffour]

Lol, his voice sounds a bit like JD :D

[chainlau]

most childrens artwork should be thrown away... lmfao

[idriveakingswood]

I once saw Maddox eating a packet of beef jerky and when I asked him if I could have some he gave me a pre-chewed piece out of his mouth. I tried to eat it and immediately broke all my teeth on it. It was so worth it.

[Anon371]

Maddox is the final boss of the internet.

[Odyssey311]

I feel insufficient to even be viewing this.

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

Maddox

I want to have your babies

and I'm a dude.

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[Giradox]

Haha, this was really funny. Love the host and that he finds it very humorous as well. ^^

[nialljamesbuckley]

that interviewer absolutely loved it - i think you got yourself a new fan. kudos to him for not being a douche

[rogereggbert]

the author of The Alphabet of Manliness has a high tenor, is otherwise also totally not a man: news at 11

[cerastes6]

@rogereggbert I'm pretty sure he has huge nuts.

[frother]

I like that the interviewer is trying to show by his questions that he actually took the time to read the book.

[morrow222]

I wish maddox was still just a man behind a computer screen. But I don't even care, this is what you have to do to really make money and live how you want. If I had a billion dollars I would split it with him.

That's a lie. But every time I feel insane, angry and perplexed at people. All I have to do is read his work, and know I'm not alone.

[LeGrugkbdst]

That interviewer's laugh is un-fucking-real. xD

[LiquidRush]

this guy is f**kin funny

[semiserioussam]

Man that host got a kick out of Maddox.

[AaronCarterRocks]

I can stick my entire fist in my ass

[cuppajoesugar]

@AaronCarterRocks I can fit both. What now motherfucker.

[SonofBlacula]

@AaronCarterRocks I can do better.

[gmwdim]

Maddox used to be cool, but then continental drift happened.

[obamasdickispurple]

Hey Maddox Did You Know That Every Single Drawing In This Book Is Better Than Your Drawing On The Page Abot Signs?

[Shawon]

that interviewer had to be high

[Killicon93]

I wish I could find a picture I drew of a stone-monster when I was in first grade.

That was something that Maddox could not rate an F.

[BloodskullMannoroth]

This host is awesome.

[reinforcedpenisstem]

The host is loving it.

[saikobee]

I wish I had heard about this when it happened. Well done, KATU.

[ybrik222]

This show host is a boss.

[adobepoopscript]

This guy is amazing. Fuck all those who hate him.

[albbranco]

99999 views

[TheKidWhoLikesRice]

anyone else think he looks like the man in black from lost?

[largesatsuma]

His voice is rather high pitched, isn't it? Hardly a paradigm of manliness

[WanderToKyozo]

@largesatsuma That's the voice of narcissism. What were you expecting, barry white??

[LostOliven]

@largesatsuma The fact that his voice is not manly, does not imply hypocrisy on his part. He is simply stating that Batman is an ideal paradigm of manlyness and heroism, and should be drawn accordingly, something the kid had not fulfilled in his/her drawing. Thus, he cannot be accounted for his squeky voice, as he was born with it.

[petriukas20]

@largesatsuma who's voice?maddox's? I do not think so. His voice is perfect for being an announcer,a speaker etc.

[dj3109]

He doesn't seem so scary now that I know what his voice sounds like.

[leptonsoup337]

I love the fact that this host treats this book for what it is: funny and awesome.

[wizza1337]

I'm really sad how nerdy his voice is.

[forbritisheyesonlly]

@wizza1337 Nerdy and educated are one and the same, prick.

[wizza1337]

@forbritisheyesonlly I'm pretty sure you voice doesn't change to a high pitched and nasally because you graduated high school and read a book, dolt.

[814ckd347h]

Good ol' Maddox...

[jageiosjgaeiojg]

I like that the presenter 'got it', and didn't get pissed off with him.

[broodwolf1]

"Good to have you here!"

"I agree."

[axxerr]

I dont believe in god I believe in maddox!

[forbritisheyesonlly]

@axxerr I hope everyone else can see the thumbs down I just gave your comment.

[InTenSecondsFlat]

I love the guy....best troll ever.

[jaimegriffin]

Wow I bet you sure wish it was 2001 and you were funny or relevant. Why don't you just jump on AOL, go on ICQ, and blast Hootie and the Blowfish you old creeper who sounds like Squidward from Spongebob?

[chaosinorderrr]

Maddox is the first and only legend of the internets!

[TheUndertakeer]

4:28

[veronicachic]

This man is the shit. Fucking brilliant guy, I love all his work. Marry me Maddox!

[ThirstyDad65]

brilliant

[ThirstyDad65]

maddox = OG

[thatcreepylaugh]

i like the part where the old man did an old man laugh

[manoatennis]

if all the vanilla news stations have this kind of humor, i will need to move to portland.

[contrageehard]

The host's laughter is so great.

[ProtoSnake]

4:31 I think that kid got the idea from Final Destination 3.

[MisterStrawman]

Ok, this settles it, I'm buying that book today.

[mattjan44]

bah, I'm gonna go jerk off to some Sasha Grey...

[skudzer1985]

I'm glad the interviewer had a good sense of humor about all of it and didn't try to make Maddox look like a bully or an asshole.

[xxblksabbathxx]

how the fuck did i miss this on my local news? how was dogshit Portland Maddox?

[AP3Brain]

Man... I have liked Maddox's humor on the internet since before all those annoying internet memes started popping up and being popular. This guy deserves some serious internet creds!

[chaosinorderrr]

@AP3Brain nah its good that he is still not as popular as the memes. people would find ways to bastardize Maddox within days.

[bioture]

I am buying this fucking book.

[KinetiK001]

Maddox is a humorist, but this book actually touches on a deeper subject which is the entitlement generation. People in their 20s-30s feel entitled to things and I think part of that is because of their upbringing. Parents should tell their kids that a job isn't guaranteed just because you go to college, and if you want something good you should put good effort. You should compliment your kid too though. Don't go overboard lol.

[jwhite8789]

@KinetiK001 Or it's a compilation of children getting wrecked. Don't read too far into it.

[magnawiz]

@KinetiK001 I agree with you so much it hurts >_<

[Zidro512]

I love how you can hear the woman laughing outside the camera when he's making fun of the Batman drawing and about Bat not being on the arm pit, lol.

[BaxterXenon]

I'm one of those people who hate to be complimented on minor things, that never pushes me forward. I mean if you were trying to draw a human face but horribly failed, and then your art teacher said "Good work!" that'd only make you think you drew a perfect human face and you'll keep drawing like that. But if you say "Looks like a piece of crap", that mistake would've fixed before humiliating yourself for four years.

[LordAztahoth]

Maddox has been one of the first trolls of the Internet, circa 1997. He is Legend, and the King of These Internets.

[Cl0ud0]

@LordAztahoth haha you're an idiot just for using the word 'troll'

[neometalx9]

@LordAztahoth yeah, a big troll.... funny as fuk at times also.

[TheHerpaderpderp]

@LordAztahoth You definitely want to suck his cock.

[LordAztahoth]

@TheHerpaderpderp umadbro?

[spartan1081990]

@LordAztahoth >truth

>trolling

pick ONE

[OMNIDESTRUCTION]

the host does a really good job of dispensing patronizing laughter...yawn...

[BallSackMacAttack]

@OMNIDESTRUCTION Don't be mad that he made you realize how shitty your artwork was as a child.

[OMNIDESTRUCTION]

@BallSackMacAttack your comment was a non sequitur - please quit posting comments and turn off your computer.

[BallSackMacAttack]

@OMNIDESTRUCTION Something doesn't become a non sequitur because you're unable to follow the train of logic. It just proves the fact that you're a moron.

[jerzy862]

Professional troll.

[Cdubzhappy]

"they can't even remember" lol

[douchebagmoore]

I was merely emphasizing the point. I guess subtlety is not your strong point. Or was that stating the obvious? If I may inquire further, how does that make me a cock sucker. Nice try, moron. Go back to watching lame videos of lame games.

[Mysuitissotight]

Maddox keeping a straight face paired with the producer, interviewer and crew laughing their asses off is priceless.

[daricsoldar]

Just by reading the comments on this video, I can tell that Maddox's fans are truly the next generation of great thinkers.  I find it truly fascinating to know his fans imitate his written mannerisms so as to completely emulate him in every way possible. And the greatest thing is the lack of understanding that he thinks all of his fans are morons. He's stated this several times. He doesn't care about you or if you like him as long as you keep buying his books.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@daricsoldar Dude, this is YouTube, or to be more exact, the YouTube comments section, aka, the asshole of the asshole of the internet. No matter how highbrow or uncontroversial the video subject, you will always find raging,unneeded arguments over religion, politics, gender, or some other dumb shit down in this nightmarish realm of ego and sarcasm.

Secondly, even if Maddox hates his fans, he's still funny. Even if Maddox raped a baby, his articles would retain humor.

[alexweir1]

I've never seen someone in the media so enthusiastic about Maddox's stuff. Normally they're a bunch of asshats who don't get it.

[DJFartForseer]

Maddox is so awesome.

[TheGrasshugger]

You can hear the camera crew laughing!

[shurikin93]

i loled hard

[hollidaysrain]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ihatebobsaget1989]

sounds like the smurfs song at the beginning

[solidturd666]

man. i never realized how fucking majestic Maddox crown was.

[JustAnotherGuy186]

Today I see a snak and snak bit mos but !! hahahahaha

[know12know]

for some reason youtube placed a barefoot fetish video as recommended/similar to this video. Weird.

[bleachrules103]

Finally a news station that isn't concerned with being politically correct.

[nwcoastlife]

@bleachrules103 That's Portland!

[loneotaku]

The new book is awesome!

[firemachima]

so maddox has his own father complexes

[thei3ug]

My wife still thinks he's serious.

[damianpaz]

@thei3ug That may be the only thing she is right about.

[helenatorr]

This guy is the king of sarcasm and satire.... just look at him! Hilarious!

[JumbledFilms]

God, that interviewer has the most annoying fucking laugh

[GregorioXII]

@JumbledFilms Are you fucking kidding me? That laugh is fantastic.

[RootDown18]

I guess the interviewer didn't realize that skull was giving the middle finger. :D

[MrClioHughes]

I've been following him for like 7 years. Much respect from Italy. I wish I knew him!

[darkknight917]

you make me tight in the pants <3

[ihatebobsaget1989]

i love maddox, i wish i knew him

[madhazzer]

nerdy soundin cocklick

[madhazzer]

faget nigger

[Amabar]

@madhazzer Faggot has two g's, you cock drinker.

[PRDB3000]

@madhazzer Its "faggot" you retarded piece of shit!!! ;-)

[0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Damn, I should get this book.

[RocketboyX]

Is this the onion?

[thedarkone2134]

@RocketboyX Nope. This is 100% real.

[RocketboyX]

@thedarkone2134 No shit sherlock.

[LordOfFreedom]

Oh god I so want to get his book

[epicicarus]

FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!

[mrjimmytwoshoes]

Maddox's voice sounds like a 16-year old Starcraft player.

[kolto101]

Hail to the king, baby

[Spartanll7x]

This video can cure cancer. Freaking hilarious!!!

[unmermaid]

"Thank you, it's on my fridge."

DEAD

[RainbowZen999]

He's the king of everything

[Brh0omi]

is this for real or a joke or a prank like really im confused lol somebody gimme an answer plz lol

[ThrashMetalForces]

@Brh0omi It is real.

[RedCl0ud22]

@Brh0omi Once upon a time there was a person named Maddox who was a complete jackass that thought he was awesome. Some people find it funny. I know I do.

This is real, as in Maddox is a real author, but he might be trying to make a joke.

[woodgatejack]

This reminded me of a 'Spooky Halloween Alphabet' I did for school when I was about seven that I found in a box of old stuff over my mum's. Not only was the art piss-poor, but so where the "spooky" things I came up with. Eg: C for "Creak", D for "Door", Y for "Yaaargh!" and Z for "Zap!".

Makes me want to go back in time and go "Cthulhu! Demon! Yogg-sosoth! Zombie! Fucking read some books, you little dipshit!"

[topraman519]

Even old dudes think Maddox is hilarious.

He needs to do Best Show more often, though. But I'm guessing he has a normal job as well.

[Langdell1989]

lol i didn't think the book looked that great at first but this made it look better

[peppermintjohn666]

Top that the onion!

[turbis]

i havent laughed this hard in months

[douchebagmoore]

Note near the end of the piece, at 5:29, Maddox responds "I agree" to his "Good to have you here".

[Ksharp1fan]

@douchebagmoore

read maddox's article on stating the obvious, you cock sucker.

[SexRobotOfDoom]

@douchebagmoore And?

[LettuceJoans]

Genius

[spacejerkerdotcom]

hilarious

[merkleymerkley]

haha, maddox i love that your schtick actually translates live, might be even better. nonetheless, this video gets a B- because, seriously, your posture could have been worse.

[BrentWilliams710]

My parents got one of my drawings from when I was 3 printed on a plate. It's just a bunch of scribbles and they still have it.

[NeonTooth]

God.



[stone072]

Maddox is king.

[patatepowa]

good to have you here

I AGREE

[Stperadotti]

No I have not seen him before and I thought he was seriously grading child art. Thanks for the heads up bacamovic.

[MoneyR8]

the crown is badass

[nkryptid]

Maddox is the shit!