How to Survive a Real Bear Attack

[thecatalystspecial]

I brought up the Bruce Lee one when I commented on YouTube, Told my friends in Germany and America, Told every adult I knew and put "Chuck Norris isn't the cool one, It's Bruce Lee!" Two months later people were 1 upping Bruce Lee.

[Red67Demon]

rabbied sea lion caption for the pic

[JanayLuvsKyle]

That was hilarious XD

[cameronoadamison1996]

every time yhe says 'Are you fucking retarded?!' he reminds me of Randal from clerks

[matthewgroen]

Scenario 420; Smoke a joint with it

[LainVesper]

"Bears are Godless killing machines!" ~ Stephen Colbert

[mikyu1980]

schiatta

[APhilCollinsFan]

stay the fuck home ! that is one way to survive a bear attack ! idiot !

[TheSapphirejean]

Why would you go out to the woods in the first place?

[Thehunter525]

Dude, a cleveland steamer is when you take a shit on someone's chest lol

[EmoJuggaletteBitch]

@fleabag500 Wolverine........lmao

[Baby33917]

Bad!!

[jjpulse263]

@ fleabag500 that's tru

[fleabag500]

everyone read the information under the vid its pretty funny :P

[sk8mteverest]

hahahaha ur a genius

[karkeskam]

dude is sharp and i'm no kiss ass

[tutiefruity1]

The bears is now tame -it's fine

[Redskin1040]

I have two words for you. Comedy Central.

[JAYCZero]

If you EVER plan to go into the woods, don't go there WITHOUT a Samurai Sword, a 6 Gauge Shotgun or Bazooka. Or unless...YOU'RE CHUCK NORRIS, Because if the bear plans to maul your face he won't because your Chuck Norris Beard will be more pointer and Sharper than a Porcupine. The bear is going to either A) Run like a Bitch or B ) go visit the Dentist because he instead of biting flesh he has dozens of chuck norris pointed hairs stuck on his teeth and bleeding gums.

[fleabag500]

@JAYCZero

Chuck Norris isnt cool anymore, Kid. Chuck Norris is a fag. Its all about Bruce Lee and Wolverine now.

[afgnaz]

Although whatever u said was funny and weird, but i did like the way you talk. You make a great speech person

[TheAwesomeifacation]

I'm sure to do scenario 1! thats so me,be awesome before u die

[MaddenHighlighter]

This video saved my life. Thank you so much, Kevin.

[TheHamRammer]

Where can someone purchase bear pepper spray?

I checked the mall, and at Kmart, neither seemed to carry it.

[novatroop]

@TheHamRammer its mace :D get mace. :D

[Cabooselol22]

@TheHamRammer walmart. that place has everything.

[TheAwesomeifacation]

@Cabooselol22 walmart.its for WRONG ppl and for proof type in the search box "people of walmart"

[ExolvProductions]

i anal rape yew

[SocomSnipes]

dude, this is fucking awesome HAHA

[bluestarliveson]

heres something 4 that picture...."im gonna rape the shit out of ur ass!"

[TheLogsub]

These are my pet aisian's, Can I keap them?

[ElementalMutant101]

i hope you taste like what you eat cuz i loves me some fried chiken!

[XforeverlongingX]

lmao provoke the shit out of the bear? dude horrible horrible advice!!! u win either way. u either escape the bear or if u die, u can suck jesus's holy dick in heaven for eternity

[sk8boarder22495]

#OMG

[The7Gauge]

CAPTION: Jaws 4: Revenge of the seals.

CAPTION: mmm asian takeout, my favorite!

CAPTION: I'LL TEACH YOU CHARLEY TO FUCK WITH AMERICA!

[ApesandRatty09]

kevin i want to actually be in one of your videos if your taking the piss out of me or not i love ya !!!!! <3

[Visionarydave444]

Shit my spelling's bad lol ...

[Visionarydave444]

Caption, " But he follwed us home, Can we leep him mom ?"

[bikerkidnd]

CAPTION: Pedoseal, coming to a dark alley near your.

[pibrat4life]

Caption: Now its your turn honey, tell junior to leave the room!

[DOOMSDAYDREAMS]

cation:HERES JOHNNY!!!!!!!!

[earplug27]

Little Billy:"Mommy WIll you live forever?...Mommy?"

[joey281713832]

Hes behind us isnt he?

[materialclassified]

How far can a bear chase you into the woods?...

Half way!..The other half, he's chasing you out of the woods.

[saltad347]

caption: The Grudge 5: From the Sea Lions Point of View

[sk8boarder22495]

caption: oh finally my lunch, crushed asains!

[locodady12]

chincks,fish whats the difference

[holydamn111]

I'm gonna rape you, cook you, eat you, digest you, and shit you out little Japanese kids.

[xx8visionSxx]

I hope the lady isn't as hairy as the others.

[noahbro123]

u kidz just dont no whatz behind u do u something thatz hungry AND FUCKING WANTS UR BRAINS!!!

[m4son1994]

caption: last time i ate one of you damn asians i got this foaming mouth

[abcnoob12]

"want to see what my stomach looks like little boys?"

[jerryonly4ever]

caption: the last known picture before they mysteriously disappeared

[MrPenguino2009]

I See Yalll, now im in the mood for asian food!!!!!!

[sammyslamdunk]

Those fucking asians stole my fish

[medelucki1]

"im damn tired of you fuckers stiealing my fish"

[dodge1ish]

caption; rabbid seal excapes from zoo armed and dangerous

[arini10]

Caption: mmmmmmmm...... Sushi

[Dollface2509]

A bear would never attack me, I'm like snow white.

[utubesuckbad]

Caption: pedoseal approve

[RaeperFawks]

Caption: "I'm about to maul you, but I won't respect you. I'm no stupid fucking bear."

[piepeep90]

Caption:

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!

[tommystros]

Caption: ummmmmmmm Chinese......

[Flimpofloempieflomp]

Caption: I just did two hits of Mitsubishi ecstasy.

[materialclassified]

Caption: Allāhu Akbar, m'fers!

[SuperAmericanViking]

Caption: Im Cathlic I like little boys.

[grievous5226]

Caption: You're fucked.

[XxsuicideblindxX]

Caption: Who's hunting who now you two little fucking sushi rolls.

[MabiSkullKid]

Agreed ^^

[magnacore11]

Caption - "Smile son! NOW the kids at school will believe that your dad is a seal! Honey, don't drool on jr.!"

[saberwing753]

caption:now it's my turn to eat you

[youngn420]

caption: Whos your daddy now bitches!

lol cleveland steamer!

[InsanityatanInstant]

"GodSeala: Youd be pissed to if aquaman cam in your mouth".

[MultiChanman17]

@InsanityatanInstant grammer nazi says you used the wrong to it should be too :P

[achill3zLH]

lmfao super epic

[NinjaBusCow]

Ich reite diesen Bären in Stadt und verkaufe ihn als Prostituiertees.