Ask A Ninja: Ninja Skills
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  • I have no idea where Halo came into this BUT LOOK AT THE DATE THIS WAS RELEASED!

    Halo 3 came out way after Feb 2006 >.>

    nightwishwolf999 1 year ago

  • reach through the internet and straggle lmao!

    manjamfan 2 years ago

  • Reversing the flow of somones blood.. *shutters* horrifying..

    lensakai719 2 years ago 2

  • OMFG i better Go hide some where i am junkboy NOOOOOOO.... wait he said my name differently im cool... any way im aznboi hwat mai talking about AGH... any way funny man, very funny...

    aznboi393 2 years ago

  • ninjormon is better

    weirdalfan0000 2 years ago

  • we watched these on my dads xbox 360

    sanadabri 3 years ago

  • lol you seem like a very tensed ninja... and a funny one too... i always thougt they were mysterious and calm XD

    ennaojortiz 3 years ago

  • a very nice yeah

    iamjacksmelodrama 4 years ago

  • I'm junkboy45, so thats who I've been pwning at Halo 3 man he sucks you need to pratice

    icowi 4 years ago

  • Halo3 wasn't out when this video was made...

    Calatrafa 3 years ago 5

  • nin jas are part of a our deatho spere dont piss them off lol

    shadowcrow5 4 years ago

  • this is funny crap!

    NaughtyLauren 4 years ago

  • uh oh i pissed off the wrong ninja lol

    gamer9789 4 years ago

  • lol watch out junkboy45

    awsome321 4 years ago

  • i want him ask him if he has ever heard of Naruto

    yumeotaku 4 years ago

  • it mite help him cross-refrince some things! lol

    BDpaperstax 4 years ago

  • Hey thats my question! ^.^

    keresuto345 5 years ago

  • Why do you keep posting this? If dolphins were as smart as people think they are they would *not* roam near japan, or anywhere near people that wants to eat them.

    Saviour86 5 years ago

  • i look orworedered to giving death hahahahaha your so funny!!

    uuukkjj 5 years ago

  • dont dis the ninja because there are 3 ninjas for every nonja and if you make fun of him you will have 3 surprisingly awesome death moves on you

    mattman9106 5 years ago

  • OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE..."i bet a real ninja can kick ur ass" UR SUCH A BUNCH OF BABIES

    fire581 5 years ago

  • You suck!!You old bastard.Seriously go home and take off that costume.

    Peace

    xflipxflopx 5 years ago

  • I saw the blood flow being reversed and it'd send you to the 7th realm of insanity

    Alvaris 5 years ago

  • ya u dumb ass...iwas lookin for a ninja skills..fuck u ..ufucker can lick mydick...ure stupid.

    Real Ninjas Can KICK UR ASS FUCKER!

    metal00x 5 years ago

  • its supposed to be funny retard.

    StEvEnVeRyRiCh 5 years ago

  • junkboy45, watch out for a strange hand popping out of your head set. You might want to stay away from your Xbox...

    SamuraiYoshi224 5 years ago

  • Wouldn't he just hire a minja to kill a 13 year old? Aren't they in 8th grade?

    Alvaris 5 years ago

  • LOL. u speak with much wisdom beyond many people... i salute u, higher-thinking brother :)

    discord13 5 years ago

  • Ha! Good call, Alvaris.

    aaronk84 4 years ago

  • junkboy45 watch ur ass haha lol

    9FOXTAIL 5 years ago

  • junkboy45 maybe we should form an allience and trash talk all ninja enoughh2 kill them,hey he said posibly deadly!

    indan 5 years ago

  • Yeah! ninja Rules fighting skills

    darkopy 5 years ago

  • lmao i love the way this dude talks.

    ArykaLinn 5 years ago

  • woot. 100th comment. anyway this is what hooked me to ask a ninja

    kension7 5 years ago

  • first of alll...this guys ninjaness is fucking lame. i'm way more of a ninja than he'll ever be. second of all....this isn't funny

    ranji008 5 years ago

  • ranji008 sucks donkey cock, this is funny as hell, hes not supposed to be a ninja

    EddieOB 5 years ago

  • I was really looking for ninja skills mother fucker.

    Fernad0 5 years ago

  • hahaha, no matter how much i watch it! it keeps funny!

    TheGreatRicoWilder 5 years ago

  • Whats with the thick jewish accent??

    ululaau 5 years ago

  • uh hes jewish? hum, well i dont care and u shouldnt either >:(

    TaurusMellypinkice 5 years ago

  • lmfao i cant stop luaghing about the xbox live thingy, this guy rocks

    8Songhan8 5 years ago

  • watch out junkboy45!!! lol this guy is awsome!!

    Miah2007 5 years ago

  • Lol, the ninja skill to shut those little cussers up, I hope they start selling it at K-mart...

    SorenTalen 5 years ago

  • wonder what junkboy would do if he saw this...

    r31ncarnat3d 5 years ago

  • what the hell is your damage?

    deathbymime 5 years ago

  • a ''NIFE''?

    redSuikoden 5 years ago

  • omg n00b - you have just gone and ruined askaninja page djdae just go away and spam elsewhere.

    Stormwolf 5 years ago

  • omfg n00b - you have just ruined askaninja vid page you b00n djdae - why dont you just go and spam elsewhere...

    anyhoo ask a ninja pwns!! ive seen everysingle one thus far :D

    Stormwolf 5 years ago

  • Fuck off and stop leaving spam.

    NinjaCyclone 5 years ago

  • there's just no stopping this guy... he is so funny

    quickslvr 5 years ago

  • haha heck yes! there's one less trash talker in Xbox live.

    RandomTreeHuggerGirl 5 years ago

  • He didn't want to get junk all over them when he strangled junkboy45, so it took them off and stored them in one of his many hidden ninja pockets.

    jomunga 5 years ago

  • woops

    jomunga 5 years ago

  • He didn't want to get junk all over them when he strangled junkboy45 to death, so he took them off and stored them in one of his many hidden ninja pockets.

    jomunga 5 years ago

  • wheres his gloves?

    aNinjaScene 5 years ago

  • Possibly deadly: accounting and the trashtalking on XBox live xD that made me laugh so hard

    ruzzy100 5 years ago

  • Lmao! "It gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it!" Man, that guy's crazy!

    IsabelleLaurin 5 years ago

  • well junk boy45 is screwed

    ryigenchi 5 years ago

  • 'reversing the flow of someones blood' LMAO!!!!!!!!

    stringslayer 5 years ago

  • deadly and possably deadly.... all my skills are deadly and i have created a jitsu that alows you to travel thru the net muhahahhaha

    shankslover 5 years ago

  • im junkboy45 lol

    Narutofreak334 5 years ago

  • STUPID JUNKBOY35 lol dont mess wid a ninja, he will kill u! lol

    Sc0rP7707 5 years ago

  • :o i better watch out

    applepie1991 5 years ago

  • I feel your pain. . .Oh wish I could stream through the internet and kill who ever pisses me off too!! lol

    Lionheart67 5 years ago

  • what if you just pulled his head through the internet and left him there ? XD

    Asunder888 5 years ago

  • HEy everyfools... i mean body...

    Watch out for ask a ninja: unemployed cos i asked him a question.... KEEP up The GoOd WoRk DIG...

    DAhiggins

    Dahiggins 5 years ago

  • LMFAO!!!!!

    "HAHA,GOTCHA!" LOL

    Nooreazy 5 years ago

  • id love to reach thru xbox live and kill those stupid preteens!

    Chaoseye 5 years ago

  • hehehe...so funny...

    saya6337 5 years ago

  • again i messed up junkboy45

    masterjustin45 5 years ago

  • i gotta ask my froend to look for junkboy35 on ths xbox live lol oops

    masterjustin45 5 years ago

  • i gotta ask my froend to look for junkboy37 on ths xbox live lol

    masterjustin45 5 years ago

  • I love the vid, bu it's too bad it didn't have the part from the fan edited version that has the "DRINK YOUR OVALTINE, BITCH!" part.

    mrallex 5 years ago

  • neither xbox 360 or the ps3 are better than one another and the thing that makes one of these more appealing to someone is an opinion. now if we all keep our silly little opinions on consoles to ourselves, people like me wont have to read them on everysing internet page.

    excellent vid i love ask a ninja :D

    svbassist 5 years ago

  • Has anyone here even played a PS3, demo or otherwise? Until it actually arrives here, it's difficult to really compare the two hands-on.

    ah, but what does any of this have to do with ninja?!:P

    NinjaJoseph 5 years ago

  • None of these could be me. XBOX360 SUX!!!!! PS3 all the way bizzatches!

    Stormland 5 years ago

  • hahahaahahah!!

    calibre369 5 years ago

  • I'd like to see him reach through the Internet and strangle my brother. XDD

    GarnetxGardenia 5 years ago

  • Yea, NinjaJoseph, I know what you mean, I was just joking about the trash talking on xbox live, but seriously, there would be like 3000 people who wouldnt play if they got banned for trash talking...lol

    jdude190 5 years ago

  • that hand that came out of my computer last month....its so clear now... it was him!

    guitarsmasher108 5 years ago

  • WOW, Seriously you guys are really gay if you think girls are noobs a halo 2, if any one of you has ever seen an MLG tournament(which I seriously doubt) then you would know that the girls are really fing good....also, btw the smg pp combo is not the noob combo, its the "i wanna die combo..." oh and the real noob combo (pp and BR) is not nooby, you guys just need to seriously get out of the box and PLAY MLG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    jdude190 5 years ago

  • Trash talk is what makes xbox live what it is....I mean, how else are you gonna let all that steam out?

    jdude190 5 years ago

  • Still, It's quite irksome when you're losng by 15 kills and the your opponent is all like, " YEA!this is my house b^%#*!"

    Then again, I've never personally owned an Xbox/the game Halo...--^ -

    NinjaJoseph 5 years ago

  • what about Taijutsu,Ninjutsu, or Kenjutsu

    NegimaXMasterXmagi 5 years ago

  • kenjutsu? dont remember no kenjutsu, but methinks theres a genjutsu

    yumyumcowpie 5 years ago

  • crazy cool crap good

    shounenguy 5 years ago

  • one of the greatest there are. Reaching into the xbox and strangling the kid. Classic, instead, i would reach in and rip his esophagus out of his neck. :p

    TrapNinja 5 years ago

  • I KNOW JUNKBOUY45!!!!!!!!!

    ZetsumeiHenran 5 years ago

  • well, it's good to know that maybe if i ninja uses possibly deadly attacks on me, I'll have a chance.

    yunaai 5 years ago

  • o...k... i say this for all real students of the art of ninjutsu... YOU GONNA DIE HONKEY!!!!

    SacredFeth 5 years ago

  • not the most inspired ninja video... but still made me laugh.

    jltohru 5 years ago

  • he sounds like ben stiller when hes in dodge ball

    xxsa0s1nxx 5 years ago

  • geez NosLived why dont you just say "I'm a noob who uses that combo" instead of challeneging me like that?

    kittythfmelina 5 years ago

  • kono bideo wa bakabakashii naa!!!! america kara no ninja, kuso tare!!

    kazeosa1 5 years ago

  • So wait. If we all at one point in our lives used "Possibly Deadly" techniques, Are we not ALL ninja?

    NosLived 5 years ago

  • Hey! That's one of my students your talking about! I DARE you to say that to his face! lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=3kguAfvNoWA

    TheOwlMan 5 years ago

  • ninjas are pussies i use them to wipe my ass

    Guinnie 5 years ago

  • And in your ass the respawn and wipe their asses with your innards. Shortly after you wake up. Then that same ninja does it again.

    NosLived 5 years ago

  • Not so funny bastard.

    Touhatsu 5 years ago

  • im a shinobi assassin & i live in illinois........so i can get junkboy45 for ya..........

    DarthRevan69 5 years ago

  • Lmao! XD XD XD

    MysticSilver 5 years ago

  • the plasma pistol smg combo is for people who suck at halo. Its the noob combo.

    kittythfmelina 5 years ago

  • I bet I'd fugg you up with it. But why discuss halo? Are the Halo heads here? No.

    NINJA!

    NosLived 5 years ago

  • it was actually junkboy45, but who cares.

    Not ALL 13 y.os are annoying!!! im 13 and I hate those morons on xbox live to!!!!!!!11!!!1!11!

    Mirachu 5 years ago

  • that was annoying -_o

    drgnllx 5 years ago

  • ah shut it

    Mirachu 5 years ago

  • JUNKBOY25 IS GOIN DIE LOLS heh heh someone should create an account named junkboy25 for the heck of it lols no plasma pistol and smgs bleach lol thats cheap on xbox live

    freedomno1 5 years ago

  • gay

    emericaskate90 5 years ago

  • lol wish i could too. im going to askaninja.com later and ask him what type of whipped cream do ninjas prefer: in a spray can or out of a bowl? lol

    shankslover 5 years ago

  • reach through the internet and strangle a 13 y.o... i wish i could do that... fucking awesome.

    cscull12 5 years ago

  • People on X-box live...*shakes head* I'm hiring a ninja to kill whoever crosses my path on Halo 2 again!!! GIRLS CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES! THAT'S WHY I KILLED YOU TWENTY TWO TIMES OVER! *breathes* I'm ok I'm ok...the ninja shares my anger...

    BleachGirl 5 years ago

  • i freakin love these things!!

    wutsXherXname2010 5 years ago

  • Reversing the flow of blood... Argh, Ack, Eee!!

    hahaha...

    wandongluv 5 years ago

  • ha ha ha

    lookme 5 years ago

  • funny

    gareth88 5 years ago

  • I`m a ninja. B] I freaking love these. I look forward to seeing more of these. :D

    tehninjafish 5 years ago

  • whaha i got major respect for ninjas now :P

    NastyMotherfucker 5 years ago

  • lolz, you should rather kill the xbox ! I guess only ninjas are strong enough to kill those fat things ! (blue screens exkluded)

    Ap2000 5 years ago

  • when i am ninja!! shw is nnija!!!! yeah !!

    Sirthatguy 5 years ago

  • Second best one.

    Funny ass shit right here.

    AAFB 5 years ago

  • Lol, ya know what's weird? I'm junkboy45 on Xbox live. This thing happened like a five weeks ago.

    DarkAziath 5 years ago

  • lol the ninja is gonna kill u

    x9x8x7x6x 5 years ago

  • hmmm... reach thru the internet and strangle some dumbass? sounds like a worth while skill!

    CanadianFH 5 years ago

  • that was hilarious

    kimimaru3 5 years ago

  • ninjas are like......cool

    rahxephon0 5 years ago

  • that was the most relatable ask ninja so far friggen lol

    sakarot 5 years ago

  • Hilarious :P

    Koldun 5 years ago

  • Lol.

    Tenshi237 5 years ago

  • Lol, reaching trough the internet is my dream!!!! Die you bastard who just ganked me in WoW!!!

    fieryelf 5 years ago

  • LOL RUN JUNKBOY!!!

    belmont59 6 years ago

  • I want to reach into the net sometimes.

    ultradoug 6 years ago

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