Nostalgia Critic - Junior (Part 1)

[MPSecare]

Is that baby scene fucking real??

[ThisThingEaten]

20 straight hours of projectile vomiting from 119,021 people.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

04:03

[gboy1441]

arnold decided to document how he got pregnant with that maid who is really a man, and gave birth to their love child...

[TechnologyWitch]

This movie is BORING. Mind-numbingly BORING. There are a million things you can do with the set-up of a pregnant man, from comedy to deep philosophical pondering as to the nature of humanity, and THIS is what they come up with? Come ON, people. I nearly fell asleep watching it! (On another note, first person to re-make this and/or do a sequel and reveal that the sperm used for the fertilization belonged to Chuck Norris wins the world.  Think of the possibilities!)

[alishadjc]

upload part 2

[sonicjrjr14]

How did arnold get a golden globe nom. 4this?!

[dragovin08]

dont worry critic i reacted the same way but i also shit my pants

[Raider768]

@AntChaoTix Please. Explain to me how in the fricking world that statement you made makes any sense?

[cstring420]

where's part 2



[cstring420]

"If a baby kicks, the man would probably kick back." LMFAO

[beezzarro]

@AntChaotix i think it's more the thought of a man giving birth not so much as two men having a kid, which i'm fine with... and dare i say that in this movie it is unnatural because they artificially jammed a fetus into arnold

[hattrickster33]

Man I can't believe that Arnie could go from playing the Terminator to doing THIS!!!

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

Best NC moment at 4:55

[LethargicAssDickHead]

Emma Thompson? Yeah, I fucked her.

[qan2211]

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO WHEN YOU EAT!

[DoughyBaby217]

Baby Arnold gave me nightmares.

[KatyHallow]

@DoughyBaby217 It's one of the scariest images ever put on screen, and that includes an exorcised Linda Blair. 

[HighSchoolwizard11]

5:01 sounds like he's getting anal raped!

[kittypoo12908]

Mpreg the movie.

[lookjames21]

if you freeze and read all the words 4:02 it says "men can get pregnant from just jerking off ( i think)" that killed me lmao

[eques101]

I got another one for 4:04 "do YOU want to come out of a man?"

[9000Dogs]

I think I died a little when I saw that Baby Arnold.

[Rack44hoonmaster19]

At 05:01 to 06:42 is nothing but LOL, OTFL, and LMAO. LOL = laughing out loud OTFL = on the floor laughing LMAO = laughing my ass off.

[ukhistorian]

Twins was clearly a better movie then this shit.

[drakeTM1]

STFU comment whores

[Killerthewolfdog]

Mamaa~

[Zekrom011]

I have seen hell.........

[0xLoveisWarx0]

put that cookie down!

[Storiesofheroes]

5:00 best part!

XD

[andyrevell]

Why does Hollywood hate logic and Emma Thompson? Ok, I understand the Emma Thompson thing......

[billa107]

Poor Emma Thompson...

[duobane001]

"Hello~ Nurse! OwO"

" Look, she has a baby"

"Goodbye~ Nurse!"

lol xD

[FavioRiveros]

thumbs up if you paused at 4:03

[TheSmashbros98]

Why does Dora sound like Elmo?

[ukhistorian]

What was Arnold and Danny DeVito thinking? 

[bluespartan10]

"maa--MMMAAAA!"

critic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHH!!!!! *runs*

........."BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRFFF!!!"

[technoplz]

It's strange hearing Ma ti speak perfect English, but it's also kinda hot for some reason.

[stupidcommentmaker]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

[12yellowcab]

HELL I WOULD DO THAT IF A MAN HAD A BABY ESPICALLY ARNOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mynameis708]

You know Ivan Reitman made one of the most popular movies of the 1980s: Ghostbusters. I know NC loves that movie.

[HypercatZ]

SEXUAL PARITY

You're doing it wrong

[TheVeryDarkLady]

"No man could resist alcohol during pregnancy. In fact, they'd probably drink more."

LOL!

[ixidorsreality]

please use more puking sound effects while i eat my pizza and chips thanks

[PuddlesthePirate]

"Jesus would cry"

[FuckWorkdays]

Where... would the baby grow? His colon?

[ilikemartialarts]

moma!

[DerDudeInShanghai]

Dora the fuckin explorer! that's all

[HyperShadow2550]

@TheAndrewj96 you forget these:

Every man would have his tubes tied, if a baby kicks the man would kick back, no man is going through a friggin' c-section, men are horrible at throwing baby showers, no man can resist alcohol during pregnancy (in fact, they would probably drink more), no man is wearing a mumu, we'd just look silly, our solution to "losing baby weight" is to lose the baby, no man would ever have sex again if they knew a baby would come out of it- i mean THEM, men have no patience

[CashlessNick]

Arnold when he was a baby......5:11!!!!!!!

[CashlessNick]

ITS NOT A TUMAA!!

[Crimson28]

It is you, Junior!!!

[thekillervaldez]

I stopped it at 4:04 ... and that was funny as hell!

[tocofool]

LOL 4:49 to 6:43

[NotSoEvilBilly]

@tocofool YOUBRO K

[Solefirefly]

Avoid last post, NC has never heard of fanfiction, or especially BAD fanfiction

[Solefirefly]

Psh, NC has definitel

[bardockiv12]

Put that cookie down! now!!!!



[sonicmalley]

WEIRD ALs UHF

[vibe412]

Ummm.... dim, what the hell are you trying to say? Complete sentences and grammer do matter people. Its kinda hard to get your point across when your writing like a 2 year old speaks..... just saying.

[wariorulez101]

Like if you paused it to read the big long paragraph.

[Dim4323]

AND WHY ON EARTH DID THEY PUT A BABY OF ANORLD THAT IS QUITE DISTURBING MY GOD JUST LIKE THE MAN IN LADY GA GA'S BODY

[Dim4323]

Also shouldve put the Test card from the simpsons saying

"Sorry we have Techincal problems"

[Dim4323]

Their wasnt any Danny Devito jokes of him has the penguin

[H0N3YB4DG3RDUDE]

Something funny pops up, PAUSE, laugh so hard I might die from lack of oxygen, RESUME

[TeoAmni]

Like if you can't stop laughing at the Arnold baby scene.

[Chuyper95]

Y did it sound like the critic was shitting himself?

[HighSchoolwizard11]

5:07 I find it easy to masterbate to jk 

[FormerMC002]

@HighSchoolwizard11 Sick fanfag! Get off of Youtube!

[HighSchoolwizard11]

@FormerMC002 It's a joke you asshole, cant you see the JK?

[FormerMC002]

@HighSchoolwizard11 I was jokin' too man. Chill.

[msao16]

@FormerMC002 now calm down everyone fighting won't solve anything

[DWLGNiRvana]

Like if u paused the video at 4:04 to read all the reasons like I did

[TheLuigiadrian]

@DWLGNiRvana It’s morally insane.Men don’t have vaginas.Men don’t have uteruses.You’d be playing Genetic Monopoly.No man would volunteer unless doing it for a movie role.There’d be a lot more complaining.Abortions would skyrocket.EVERY child would be left behind.Men would never take care of themselves properly.A man could get pregnant just by jerking off (I think).Jesus would cry.God knows what kind of mutations would arise.This would probably be some form of incest.

[TheLuigiadrian]

@DWLGNiRvana Every man would have his tubes tied.If a baby kicks,the man would probably kick back.No man is going through friggin C-section.Men are horrible at throwing baby showers.No man could resist alcohol during pregnancy.In fact, they’d probably drink more.No man is wearing a mumu.We’d just look silly.Our solution to losing the baby weight would be“Losing the baby.”No man would ever have sex again if they knew a baby would come out of it—excuse me—out of THEM!Men have no practice.

[TheLuigiadrian]

@DWLGNiRvana Men have no patience. Men have no…just, fuck, we’re not doing it!

[EnviedCure776]

Yeh, being a woman sucks during that time of the month. Especially if you have crippling cramps...

[AzianArmy1]

please dont press 5 on your keyboard 0_0 ,it will haunt you and you'll regret it

[halo3badboy]

NC should of did scary slow mo at 5:07

[tunglour]

09:10 > laughing my ass off

09:20 > smile disappears from my face in a split second

[linkfan9a9]

@Artprincess247 Most likely the guy is a transexual woman who was straight.

[GuppyOdyssey]

Emma Thompson's Career:

In Hollywood: Junior, Nanny Mcphee, Wit

In England: Sense and Sensibility, Love Actually, An Education, In the Name of the Father, The Remains of the Day.

I hate America.

[flamingserpanite]

2:04. Okay, why was he wearing his glasses while asleep?

[MRdumful]

4:59 arnolds love child?

[HanyouGoddess]

i'm guessing everyone paused at 4:04

[MultiGRiddler]

Okay, surely SOMEONE paused at 4:02.

[ITALIANeagles22]

At 5:00 you mad me piss myself XD

[PrimroseBlack]

Yakko: Hellooo Nurse!

NC: And hey look, she has a baby!

Yakko: Goodbyee Nurse!

XD

[TrickPatez]

Truelie 2

[MrHEC381991]

It IS you, Junior! :D

..don't call me that please  -_-

[superlink9876]

17 pepole like dora

[aijunk2]

He should do, Kindergarten Cop.

[brittcrisp]

4:56- I freaking died laughing!!

[gorboy]

Thumbs up if you paused at 4:03 and actually read all that XD

[Shavallah]

Junior: $14.98

Critic's initial reaction to the baby with Arnold's face on it: Priceless

[boru25]

What does Dora say at 10:03 to the point she says 'Bye'.

[SuicidalSweetheart77]

Ugh.............. Just ugh.....

[MidiMuse]

When I was a kid that baby scene frightened me like a horror movie would. Still creeps me out.

[bakonman12]

hey its count dookoo

[HolyGrailPrincess]

O_o omg i actually thought that was Christopher lee at first

[KriegerAurelius]

Conan the Librarian!

[gungrave761]

@KriegerAurelius L O L.

[XXxWolffiexxXX]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

@XXxWolffiexxXX not DOWN... it's DAUN!!

[OurGangFan]

Seeing the Nostalgia Critic freak out like that looks cartoony!

[moviedude1500]

5:02-5:13 My reaction when that random rapper appear in the music video for "Friday" by Rebecca Black

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

o.o

[animereviewdude]

um nc I KNOW YOU ARENT NC its not funny to you because its subtle humor and you dissed the magic voyage for having a bunch of loud things in it so thats not consistant at all

[qwuezalothus]

4:03: good point

[101Kamehameha]

STFU, DORA >:C

[justhammond3]

sadly i reacted the same way when i saw the baby

[lach890]

Is it possible for someone to post that list at 4:02???

[TheAndrewj96]

@lach890 It's morally insane. Men don't have vaginas. Men don't have uteruses. You'd be playing genetic Monopoly. No man would volunteer unless doing it for a movie role. There'd be a lot more complaining. Abortions would skyrocket. EVERY child would be left behind. Men would never take care of themselves properly. A man could get pregnant just by jerking off (I think). Jesus would cry. God knows what kind of mutations would arise. This would probably be some form of incest.

[zombiefan011]

@TheAndrewj96 how would mutations increase? in the movie they take a sperm AND an egg and implant into Arnold there would still need to be two parents it could only happen artificially anyway so yeah things would'nt really change that much except for the increase to the rate of population growth

[TheVader2]

@TheAndrewj96 ...What?!

[TheAndrewj96]

@TheVader2 It's part of the list at 4:02.

[draggy76]

@TheAndrewj96

Aaaaand incest dosent already plague are world as it is?

little lone this world is dieing slowly little lone were all fucking ourselves over anyway so why not?

though i do have to gree on the whole Men would never take care of themselves properly thing....so so true

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@TheAndrewj96 "-Every man would have his tubes tied, if a baby kicks, the man would probably kick back, no man is going through a friggen C-section. Men are horrible at throwing baby showers. No man could resist alcohol during pregnancy. In fact, they'd probably drink more. No man is wearing a mumu. We'd just look silly. Our selection to losing the baby weight would be "Losing the baby." No man would ever have sex against if they knew a baby would come out of it-excuse me-out of THEM!...

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@WrinryRockBellFMA -Men have no practice. Men have no patience. Men have no... Just, fuck it, we're not doing it!"

[TheAndrewj96]

@lach890 Every man would have his tubes tied. If a baby kicks, the man would probably kick back. No man is going through a friggin C-section. Men are horrible at throwing baby showers. No man could resist alcohol during pregnancy. In fact, they'd probably drink more. No man is wearing a mumu. We'd just look silly. Our solution to losing the baby weight would be "Losing the baby." No man would ever Have sex again if they knew a baby would come out of it-excuse me-out of THEM!

[TheAndrewj96]

@lach890 Men have no practice. Men have no patience. Men have No...just, fuck it, we're not doing it!

[XanderFieable]

5:37 he didnt flush...

[BTIsaac]

Wait, this ISN'T a satire?

[g0dl0vesm3i]

Thumbs up if you read all the text at 4:01 :D

[AleuWolfram]

okay who agrees that the critic as either gotten MUCH better in his acting or the baby scene ACTUALLY scared him and totally disturbed his mind and memory forever?

[cenacattakproduction]

Oh man, on the part when they showed all the babies in the library he should have said "A PLANET WERE BABIES EVOLVE FROM MEN?!?!??!"

[Chennaigirl123]

My mom was pregnant with me when she saw this movie in the theatres... kind of funny...

[schwasha000]

Pause it on 4:02. Read it if you can cause it is HILARIOUS!!!!

[dukepro95]

devito is better as a bad guy.

[dukepro95]

worst schwartzenegger movie ever.

[dukepro95]

worst schwartzenegger

[nelsonr12]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE

and she has a baby

GOODBYYYYYYYYYE NURSE

[wikiwuki]

Thumbs up if you actually paused at 4:04 to read the entire list.

[anteatereaterant]

he should get that vommiting sound effect changed, it sounds like hes taking a huge dump

[MrVeggie247]

I realy liked the NC untill he started worshipping Arnold who's basicly nothing but a steroid pumping NWO, hitler lover! seriously anyone that loves arnold doens't know WTF they talk about with this black hating son of a Bitch! oh and he has a grandfather that was a nazi and he talks about how he loves hitler in his book, he also wears a Nazi SS belt shame NC shame SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! i never watch u again!!!!

[MexiGojira]

@MrVeggie247 You say it like if was a bad thing.

[JasonSkywalker44]

Arnold is a scientist

*Nose Fart*

[MsAnnoyingComment]

I stopped and read the reasons at 4: 03....and everyone of 'em is right.

[Violenteers]

@MsAnnoyingComment I did, too, and I have to say that they all make sense. Here's some he forgot to mention, though: Where would the baby come out of? If men already get angry for something stupid, then imagine them getting angry over this. They'd be considered TRANNIES by their friends. There'd be more suicides.

And the list would just go on and on and on.

The upside of this? (...) Yeah, I got nothing.

[lordmichael95]

What Happened?

[JackieJossaFan]

It's sooo awesome how Doug uses Yako as if they are reviewing the films together lol, like in ''The thief and the cobbler''

''Now that I have the balls,...''

Yako : ''Goodnight everybody!''

[knowpassword]

That scream is classic!

[tiakpark]

7:40-7:51 Smears...?

Call me infantile, but her monolouge just reminds me why we all thought girls were gross in the first place.

[TheAwakenedshadow]

at 4:53 - 6:03

i haven't laughed that hard at all

[Achille12345]

Baby: Maman?

Me: O.O

Baby: MAMAN?! MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Me: "Shoot myself"

[CrystalStarlight95]

Thumbs up if you would've run up and hugged the poor Critic at 5:49 :(

[GoldenGal42]

CAT!

[MegaAntMan1]

I lol's so hard at 4:04 my stomach was hurting

[YMangaka]

@MegaAntMan1

yea, really funny reasons. ^^

but how surprising it is, he forgot another REALLY important one : men cant give births ! XS

[TheSonomaDude]

IMO, Arnold should have played a badass SOLDIER, not a doctor. That alone would make the film 1000x funnier.

[tolchok89]

If the Critic finds the Arnold baby frightening, I'd hate to see his reaction to Geena Davis' baby from The Fly.

[thenightmarebeforeha]

@tolchok89 Why> That was MUCH less horrifying.

[TFSONICFAN100]

mama aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh mama aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MAMA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Wolfrunner326]

How DID they get Arnold to sign onto this movie?

[tolchok89]

@Wolfrunner326 Probably the same way they got him to sign onto every other movie - a shitload of cash.

[90sandearly00srule1]

@Wolfrunner326 it was probably in his contract, and money probably played a part in it, too.

[1UpProduct]

Would you believe this movie was directed by the same guy that directed both Ghostbusters?

[SonicFan3311]

"It's not a toomer!"

[GibsonGuitarOwner]

Sooo in other word... IT'S NAT A TOMAA!!!!

[blaket18]

5:02 - 5:55 My reaction to the sex scenes with Dren in "Splice".

[Guigley]

Wow, that's a creepy baby. No, it's actually nightmare-inducing.

[moviedude1500]

His face right before he screams (at 5:02) is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

[scottieman2]

"I'm trying out for the NEW Christopher Lee."

[JohnMooreification]

IT IS YOU, JUNYAAR!