The New Botchamania Intro (?)

[Carlotso25]

Please, how the hell did you get the backtrack to make that? If anyone can find out, help me out please.

[Bombatou]

Oscar, Emmy, please. Visit this guy.

[LaLiLuLeLo1991]

Needs more Yetay...

[wechildrenof1990]

Can anyone pleeeease tell me where the "huh?" after "mongo" comes from?

[Hellstorm616]

@wechildrenof1990 lol i've been searching through vids to try to find it myself-let me know if you find out

[juesebelmont]

Who's laughing before "PLAY"?

[diegleonel]

@juesebelmont Iori, a King of Fighters character

This is the laugh watch?v=nxzX3tyHHMg&feature=re­lated

[2011mrkingofkings]

The theme song from "Sesame Street: Let's Make A Word" CD-Rom game should be the official theme song of Botchamania, The melody is perfect for it.

[darthpwnerer]

Best thing i ever seen

[LPEVO92]

Are you going to use JEEESSSSUS on your updated intro?

[TheMrwrestlingnerd]

how do you make that intro thats gr8!

[Westilchester]

Who is it that's laughing?

[misterl0gic]

Nevermind that shit.. I hereby decree that every Botchamania intro be a quote by CM Punk! Who can forget such classics as: John, my diet soda! You have a vagina! Nice faux hawk, you homo! I'm thinking. I'm flyin'! Hey Colt Cabana. How you doin'? When are you gonna put Zack Ryder on television I want you to bring back WWE Ice Cream bars. I hope your parents die. And classic songs like: Happy Birthday! (Aalyah) Chicago (My home towwwnnn. ooooowwwwwwnnn) Rap Battle ft. John Cena

[TecDax]

Btw

how much does this guy weigh?

[ATHF10]

Mungle! Huh? YAPPA PIE!

[FlukeDogg08]

Before intro: Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! He got it...!

0:00

[taftmh]

SUPER DRAGON!

LOLZ

[Ryusuta]

Why is it that this intro is even more memorable than the one it parodies?

[DXFan619GotSuspended]

@DJRocketDX I second this!

[Hitmonchan107]

RIP Macho's intro

[Schweinsedge]

The people who disliked this video just want it to be Minus Five Stars, nothing more.

[evrbody]

@Schweinsedge Those five people got some FAAAAT ASSES!!

[PatHelmsleyisback]

play 

[gnetikjakhammer]

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP LAUGHING. THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!



[KidFromNewark]

Where did you find the WWE Signature theme without the quotes?

[ILoveMattPriceClub]

@KidFromNewark

I also want to know this

[MBXfilms]

Who said minus five stars?

[milkmanv1]

@MBXfilms bryan Alvarez from Wrestling Observer Radio. It's from Botchamania 92, he's talking about the Sharmell/Jenna TNA match.

[eslubin]

I love this freakin intro. It puts a smile on my face everytime I see it. And Raja Lion ties it all together!

[McIntyreHunter]

I would so mark if WWE ever made a real intro like this, with sheik at the end :D

[KHsonicdude23]

FACKIN BULLSHET!

[SMAXZO]

Anyone knows who's laugh is that?

[ZionKraze]

Where did you find an instrumental intro of the WWE opener?

[misterl0gic]

Version 3:

Macho: "I'm not talking!" *Topless Maryse censored by Jericho* "Do you know what a Windjammer is?"; Luger: Superbrawl Saturday!; ECW Fans Invade... "Everybody's Your Man!"; *Goldberg Face*; WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! Victim of the New Set; JR: "Who fed you that line?" Lesnar drops the title; Cameraman Vs.; PUT HIM IN A BODYBAG AJ, *Shocking Debuts*; Shamrock: Slap me. Schiavone loses paper; Mean Gene: "FUCK!"

[MVPtr4sh]

Thats the Macho Man Savage sayin "I've been in the Danger Zone", right? Where is it taken from?

[Salerwhoa]

@MVPtr4sh Type in "randy savage danger zone", hit search, and it's the first result. Voilá. :)

[DannyJBeckett]

WWE should totally use this for their intro.

[misterl0gic]

@SnufStyle420

Version 2 should have:

"Your moustache is crooked!"; Lilian Garcia sprains ankle; JR "A Big right hand"; *BLOOD'S LEG (CENSORED)*; "I'm gonna kick your leg outta your leg"; Sid "I have half the brain that you do"; WRONG!; ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES; Iori Yagami laugh; Teddy Long "Christen"; FRIDAY NIGHT RAW; "the Garden has literally exploded" "OH SHIT!"; Jillian Hall I AM BOTCH; Heyman "LOOK IT'S SABU!"; "NO YOU IDIOT!"; Jumping Jeff Farmer pointing; "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE" chants

[PunkMAC10]

dude where did you go to college?

[Airbourne3569]

Super Dragon!Oh Shi-

[MrmusicmanSwe]

"FUCK HIM" best part of intro :D

[peterpib2]

How did you get the wwe intro without the original sayings in it?

[KimonoFlareonGX]

UPDATE:

(I've been in the danger zone!)

He gotta bicycle!

MINUS FIVE STARS!

FAT ASSES! Mongo! Huh? The Apple Pie!

(We comin' for you, nigga! (Super Dragon!))

*CZW AIRHORN*

Jeff Harvey! How much does this guy weigh?

Ha ha ha! Play! Wanna play 21?

FAKKEN!

[codafett]

@KimonoFlareonGX Where can I find the Fakken and The apple pie on youtube?

[KimonoFlareonGX]

@codafett The Apple Pie is at the end of Botchamania 102, and for the Fakken, just Google "Facking Bullshit" (though you knew that already).

[Josh360]

The greatest intro in the history of our sport.

[KwesiClarke]

@TheMissingTooth I thought he said,"You wanna play 21?"

[WrestlingBreakDown]

So great.

[passstrenghtfair]

@KimonoFlareonGX It's wanna play twenty-one? NOT Go broke, anyone.

[Crybaby0ttant0tt0]

Where the "HAHAHAHA!!" came from?

[SocietyOutcast]

@Crybaby0ttant0tt0 It is the Japanese Table.

[NightWingZero]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! You wanna play 21? Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

[InvisibleSquid]

What does the "minus 5 stars" refer to? I don't recall that on any botchamania.

[seleucid23]

@InvisibleSquid It's the Sharmell/Morasca match. Botchamania 92, one of the best

[SocietyOutcast]

@InvisibleSquid It was when a couple of radio DJs were commentating about Victory Road...the one with the horrible Team 3D match ending. They ran down most of the card with the "MINUS 5 STARS!" end.

[supermegaguy666]

SUPER DRAGON!

[RawIsRegal]

SUPER DRAGON!

[rangey18]

What's the "I've been in the danger zone" bit from?

[Jayyedx]

Whoever the fuck hit the dislike button deserves to get his or her ass beat.

Even if it was a mistake.

[13charachters]

Shockmaster falling on his arse; how could you miss that out? Otherwise, awesome!

[barbarash]

Should of included "It's still real to me dammit"... then it's the best intro ever.

[simoniz]

this is fucking great

[HBKStewartKinkle]

lol at when he says phaken

[WWEHorror]

Who the hell could dislike this intro. As I'm writing this there are 337 "Likes" and ONE "dislike". Weird!!!

[neoegg104]

I've just gotta say, best. intro. ever.

[Magtus2]

I was wondering what video editor you used for this? I wanna make one of these two, but it's not possible in my video editor.

[SuperDXFan619]

what program did you use for this?

[earnhardt316]

Awesome intro, all it was mssing was I'm bizarre! Still awesome!

[Mateo11]

It;s everything I love about Botchamania condensed into 0:22 sublime seconds!

[sushixcreations]

which botchamania had the minus 5 stars?

[PhilipEbanks]

@sushixcreations: Botchamania 92.

[sushixcreations]

@PhilipEbanks thanks!

[PhilipEbanks]

@sushixcreations: You're welcome, bro.

[Sneezlebob]

@sushixcreations Botchamania 92 when bryan Alvarez was talking about TNA's terrible victory road ppv

[sushixcreations]

@Sneezlebob thanks!

[nekjenekdo]

@SnufStyle420 After Cornette Face and Goldeneye there's a very short video clip. What is that? Am I the only one missing the 3-time botchamaniac Sabu here? Excelent intro btw! Loved it!

[PhilipEbanks]

I need a Kleenex after that epic montage.

[SuperDXFan619]

Could've added Batista's ''John Lena''

[sushixcreations]

@SuperDXFan619 that came a week later i think.

[EmeraldFlowsion62]

This is amazing.

[dmschwartz]

They should use this before RAW comes on.

[CactusZack]

This is so awesome.

[wildboymusicuk]

Youtube loves botchamania - phak in the URL proves it!

[Tenzach]

Lmao at the end.

[purtell6]

Lol!!

[taknarian]

Maffew used your intro in 133, fucking right!

[soulofshiver]

Awesome

[Bl1stson]

pure fuckin genius

[CAWNathanSlash]

awesome shit

how did you make this?

[fko3885]

EPIC WIN

nothing else

[ToM2CoOL]

this is amazing, maffew needs to atleast put this on one of his videos..

[conradojavier]

What's with the Iori Yagami Laugh?

[MegamanNG]

@conradojavier The Table... watch Botchamania 129.

[SmackdownRanger]

best intro ever!

[TheYTViewer]

@SnufStyle420 Great work, dude! But you missed the Japanese Table laugh, during the Send For The Man bit..just noticed, myself!

[paulsilence]

Ha. It even says "phak" in the URL.

[MegaSuperUltraThingy]

@paulsilence lol

[misterl0gic]

i would also like an oldschool intro:

"Maffew's Botchamania - for almost 3(?) years the revolutionary force in wrestling bloopers."

[mg7assault]

Awesome.

[getyourass2mars]

you sir are a fucking genius

[RyanFuckinKilpatrick]

This is very good. Maffew should definitely use this.

[wildboymusicuk]

Amazing!

[Mintervention]

Brilliant!!

[TeamStarsProduction]

This oozes epicness beyond belief.

[freewilliam93]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BETTER THAN THE MIZ!

[TheArchfiend]

That. Was. Epic.

[1bagful]

Super Dragon!

[Josh360]

FAKKIN!

[buzzkills5]

EPIC

[MrEAsports22]

look at my film please Eric

[MattitudeX]

this is pure gold

[thething418]

no fat asses :(

[ymerej101]

what do you mean in the description when you said Shit, Posted This On The Wrong account" Are You Maffew or wha I am confused thans ERIC if tht really is your name 0_O

[DG4241]

If he doesnt use this, then he has no brains.

[tblackett]

HE GOT A BITHICLE! Totally amazing.

[EmperorBubba]

Absolutely brilliant beyond words.

[jaznpwnz]

this is gold

[Skeeto9]

PLUS... FIVE... STARS!!!!

[ReyMysterioFknOwns]

EPIC. But you need some Mike Adamle.

[EricMinnesota]

@ReyMysterioFknOwns You didn't see 'Jeff Harvey'?

[ReyMysterioFknOwns]

@EricMinnesota Sorry I heard it right after I posted the comment LOL.

[LexusFordsSA]

FACCCKIIING AWESOME

[Videogamestwin]

A masterwork man !!!!!!!!!

[philfenny]

man that is awesome MINUS 5 STARS!!!!!

[Nicklo2k]

THIS IS AWESOME! Brilliant stuff eric. Well done!

[woxenrud]

Awesome! But i agree that it lacks Batista

[conradojavier]

Wher's the CZW Airhorn?!

[EricMinnesota]

@conradojavier after 'Super Dragon!!'

[QuietGiantProduction]

@EricMinnesota how much does super dragon weigh?

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@EricMinnesota Shoulda been a little more prominent.

[kbudz]

well done!

[dars267]

FUCK YEAH!!!!

[Rizza2k4]

Super Dragon! Super Dragon! Super Dragon! Super Dragon! Super Dragon! Super Dragon!

[GatorNation78825]

That is sooo awesome..

[naganoodle]

AWESOME!!!

[HIM1984HIM]

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE NEW INTRO!!! F*CKING AWESOME!!!i loveit

[micktee316]

Really cool!!!!!

[bryanero]

#EPIC #WIN

[RedKnightTheGreat]

Also add in "PREDICTABO!"

[Pikachufan200]

I love the "Everybody talks To Much" fad. glad to see you included it

[FantomaMark1]

Oh wow now the question

Is will you Open with Thorn in your Eye or Across The Nation :P.

[dreamcalibur]

fuckin sweet!

[MrNutt0]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Maffew should use this!!!

[BDW2006]

@MrNutt0 uuuuuuuummm he is going to use it lol

[halloweenuk]

EPIC!

[cuttaugood]

awesome man 5 stars

[BDW2006]

freakin awesome. I'll take this over any wwe intro anyday lol

[prowrestlingreferee]

Fucking hell this is an work of art! Awesome!

[conradojavier]

MINUS 5 STARS

[Ari22682]

GENIUS

[fukbilly666]

Funny as hell!

[MREB414]

maybe ending with "I got 22".....just

to round it out.

[conradojavier]

did i hear Iori's Laugh?!

[linkerdrich]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[MichaelGareth2008]

HOW MUCH DOES THIS GUY WEIGH? LMAO!

[pobbonner]

Thats awesome. Hope it gets used every time

[1993wwe]

that was amazing!

[paynexkillerAOTF]

It's absolutely awesome. some of the clips are abit fucked up, size wize, but otherwise this is amazing.

[Salchichonio1991]

Hilarious intro! hahaha fantastic!

[RideTheLightning728]

Dude. Epic.

[MA6IC666]

Very well done buddy. This is amazing.

[Sneezlebob]

FAKKEN BOOSHIT

[flokiyo]

Eric, I'm not surprised at all that you did this. It's absolutely amazing. Great job.

[djmuchmsuic]

One Word. Epic

[Antildo]

hahahah, this is epic, but you should have batista's ''basketball dont hold grudges'' xDDDDDDDD

[EricMinnesota]

@Antildo There were going to be sooo many more things in this, like Batista quotes, but alas, no room in the video...

[sushixcreations]

@EricMinnesota true.. you can only fit so much in about 20 seconds.

[Antildo]

@EricMinnesota yeah but thanks anyway :D

[MrEAsports22]

@EricMinnesota please look at This poison burns

[Uratnik]

@Antildo The Basketballs don't hold grudges line isn't a botch. It makes perfect sense in the context he used it, and is not even one of his funnier lines.

[HeyArnoldsspleen]

@Uratnik : Batista's delivery of the line, even IN context, is hilariously ridiculous, there are a plethora of useful means in which to cut that promo, and he picked one that defied puncuation principles

[Uratnik]

@HeyArnoldsspleen True, it's funny how he said it, but it still was not a botch. It got the point across just fine. Now if you want a Batista Botch, use "Weapons are not only welcome.... They're allowed!" THAT was a botch.

[Emptyfyre]

WAnna play 21? I got 22.

[jdog725]

AMAZING SHIT