Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Can't Cook A Mussel

[darkman699]

lol, gotta love how people just blow up at Ramsey when he asks them a simple question!

[jazzfusionsoul]

This is how i like it,no dramatize background music and all those crapp.

[DJANt12341]

LOOOL its the white version of jme

[LavaTalon73]

"Yeah Uhhh"



[VirgoGal74]

I love this part - this was the first episode of the UK version of "Kitchen Nightmares" I ever watched. Gotta love the British slang - "plonker," 'Fuck off to the bookshop," "don't take a piss at me for it!" LOL. I like the UK series better than the American.

[InfernalXpression]

wtf Plonker? thats a new one!

[96JUSTIN]

english so funny..plonka! taking the piss outta me! haha

[mmamilano]

Yeah UH yeah UH

[seventhsamuel]

which episode is this?

[CliffsideFilms]

@seventhsamuel Series 3 - Clubway 41

[Eyemallfunkedup]

Plonka!

[Volkovic7013]

Fuck off to the bookshop, learn to cook a mussel, then come back.

that was boss

[andymxxxx]

That was hilarious - "yeah..!!" lol

[cdnbrowngirl]

Ramsey is awesome some ppl deserve to be yelled at anyway

[garyc2]

Gordan ramsey looks like the aggressive dick to me

[CraigWeir1986]

my god!!!!!!!!! a guy that opens a restaurant that hasn't cooked a mussel......my god.....the easiest dish in any restaurant is mussels ... fuck me, that is up there with the guy that over cooked the omelete.........hate people in love with ''owning a restaurant'' and cant cook. How humiliating a 3star michelin chef showing you how to cook a mussel.........

[GroupWizard]

I will shout like some dick then I will carm down LOL 

[dickcheese663]

what language was this? aint no plonkers in Texas

[MrPlanx]

@dickcheese663 There's nothing but plonkers in Texas.

[watsonvillian]

@dickcheese663 the longhorns are plonkers just saying.

[george13galatsi]

zxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaa yeeeuueehhhhh

[Hyzing]

@SaberSense YEAHH UWEHHH UWEHHH



[JJ2983]

The Plonker went to the bookshop hahaha!

[galeraclan]

If their's something strange in your neighborhood

who do you call? CHEF GORDON!

[unrealxXx]

what a dick...

[Elohim53142]

Thumbs up if the word 'plonker' was added to your vocabulary after seeing this video.

[CraigWeir1986]

@Elohim53142 you and yer 5 mates r little faggots. Clearly justin bieber type pricks, cos real men heard it 20 years ago on only fools and horses . Ya fuckin prick.

[Elohim53142]

@CraigWeir1986 Yeah, I'm American, so I've never heard the word in my life, bitch. Go busy yourself with not knowing how to type correctly, or skip ANOTHER dentist appointment. The choice is yours, but you'll probably do both.

[ericvandenhaas]

The english sure have some "funny" words. Plonker - love it !!

[CraigWeir1986]

@ericvandenhaas Gordon is scottish ya fuckin idiot.

[MasterEBeats]

0:49 hahaha

[tvu86]

hahahahahaha oh man i cracked up so many times watching this

[directorlog]

Cook the fuckin MUSSEL!! Muppet! lol

[CrazyBluePrime]

The owner has a good point, even though he doesn't know how to do something, it doesn't mean he's terrible. The attitude that Ramsay gave him was uncalled for. Both were childish to have that continue rather then getting down to business and cooking some mussels.

[ItsGemminemBaby]

Put audio captions on and lol out loud !!

[femkashi]

sheessh all that just for a MUSSEL :|

[shooooota]

You're pullin' my plonker now, aren't you

[danteliveson]

Does Ramsay call him a plonker and a twat??

[NorthWeezy2010]

this guy is a fucker GAYYYYY Looooooool, the guys like ''YEAHH, ERGHHHHHHHHHH!''gordon ramsay is like ''finish it then....'' ''finish what?'' ''go on...'' ''.....''

[911toothache]

YEEEEAHH! OOOOOUUUUURRRRGGGGHHHHHH! LOL!!! :D

[simsguildwars]

this is sooo british

[castorel]

Kitchen Nightmares show, UK version is the best...can't believe Ramsay is wasting his time doing that US stupid and fake, soap opera version!

[meattray0024]

"fuck off to the bookshop, read how to cook a mussel"

[Luxo62094]

NYUH UH NYUH UH UH

[macrent2]

Pullin' my plonker!

[mrdestiny2011]

So let me get this straight profanity on British TV is allowed ?

[macrent2]

@mrdestiny2011 Yes, and light nudity too, its the violence and gore which gets cut!

[mrdestiny2011]

@macrent2 Interesting, is all European TV like that or just in the UK ?

[royalsteven]

Indeed I agree. Wasted time and money! This Gordon likes to put focus on, or blow up little unimportant incidents or words and make fun of them wich is characteristics of a true bully.

[sxchighflyer]

For once...someone has actually argued against Ramsay very decently and with a point as well

[TheKPRZ]

19 people cant cook a mussle

[CraigWeir1986]

@TheKPRZ atleast they can spell MUSSEL!

[EddyfuckinD]

@TheKPRZ you thumb up whoring piece of shit

[TheKPRZ]

@EddyfuckinD Where in my message did I make u angry? Whats wrong with u.

Go fuck ur mother u motherfucker, go to your daddy and suck hes little cock

[EddyfuckinD]

@TheKPRZ you ask what is wrong with me? my only ailment is the burning dislike of people that whore thumbs up by stating remarks such as 19 people cant cook a mussle, or 25 people are justin beiber fans. very sad and completely copied you absolute sheep.

[TheKPRZ]

@EddyfuckinD but why do u care? are u jealous that i get thumbs up and u never get it? Is that what this is about. Your just an plonker who never get any respect.

Tell me your name and where u live, I will try to look u up and I will se if u are a cocky little bastard. Its easy to sit behind the computer screen and think u can say what ever u like? And when u face someone in real life u will shit in your pants.

I will find you.

[joemufc2]

@TheKPRZ please find him mate, hes a licensed fighter and im in the gym with him everyday, seriously pal come down and see him, itd make my fucking day

[EddyfuckinD]

@TheKPRZ haha you royal prick. just because i called you out on the fact you seek obsessively seek people's approval by always using an obvious comment. its quite sad really. and as for finding me, go ahead mate il be waiting.

[professionalkillergk]

@EddyfuckinD you can't cook a mussel

[uzi2004]

"If yeeeeou"

[Jadaya125]

@Eemmzzi Ahaha Lol

[martinmartiini]

.. "we know where we stand. yeeeaigh"

[va3svd]

Here's an idea, Gordon: if he can't cook a mussel, don't ask him to. Or, show him how to do it and then carry on. How much time was wasted in that exchange when you could have just showed him how it was supposed to be done? Honestly, what a douchebag.

[DigbyCat]

@va3svd I agree with you and it is a great shame. The hell that goes on behind the kitchen doors is despicable, and then the food is brought out to smiling guests who have no idea that hell on earth is occurring in the kitchen. There is NO NEED FOR THIS ANY MORE. I’d rather cook my own than eat food that has been prepared under such vile circumstances. As for Ramsay he is a TV reality wanker who continues to promote such disgusting and bully behaviour.

[baalisgod666]

@DigbyCat Why not bully morons. I want them executed, he just shouts. Idiots abound.

[bludika]

@DigbyCat you're a plonker

[VNTO3]

EUGH!!!! EUGH!!!!!!!

[clenelyn]

wth this shit is hilarious ಠ_ಠ!!

[Jadaya125]

RAMSEY: plunker

Guy who cant cook a mussel : twat

[Eemmzzi]

@Jadaya125 It's spelt as "plonker."

But man I love our insult words over here <3

[keylala0222]

<3 the British language....

[valdezmiguel2]

are you takin' a piss? is he takin' a piss?

[flamexxic]

lmao 0:48 uuuoow wuuuahhhhh gooo ooonn

[DarkReapersGrim]

Atleast we know how he became the Gordon Ramsey we know in the US-interactions with his fellow Britons.

[McFro95]

Plonker... Twat... lol

[SuperNobama1]

gordon always acts like an dick as he always yells 1:05 . That guy was ready to bitch slap gordon YAAAAH !. hehe

[filipride100]

lol..gordon at the end "yeaaahhh."

[Weswes1994]

love is in the air...everywhere i look around :D

[goose003]

wow i can´t no one smaks each other with something its waiting for it even if its on camera, eeespecially if its on camera. well evidence n that person is screwd but still it could happen but wow infintile

[CustomJ]

I don't think Gordon would have respected him as mch, if he had just taken it up the arse and said nothing....

[BurnOutXL]

Think Gordon was pulling his mussel a bit, yeah? I know I was pulling mine, disgusting. Twat!

[JJ2983]

Plonker...twat!

[JJ2983]

Yes! This is really great :)

[coolasshole23]

Clunker.................. twat= priceless

[sprayframe]

@coolasshole23 *plonker... not 'clunker' lol

[MyMIXmedia]

Go on... finish it then.....

I love how Gordon is so brave and asks them to vent their frustration.

[CreativeT40Series2]

Gordan got back at him when he called him a plonker.

[VSL123]

... how is he owning a restaurant if he can't cook a bloody mussel?

[iSplitHearts]

"Now will you fuck off to the bookshop an read about how to cook a mussle?"

[Thisisnotmyrealname8]

This is a good way to learn about English culture.

[VSL123]

@Thisisnotmyrealname8 You're an idiot.

[CreativeT40Series2]

@Thisisnotmyrealname8 Don't speak 'English' if you don't like us.

[Thisisnotmyrealname8]

@CreativeT40Series2 Are you serious? or are you pulling my bonker?

[96JUSTIN]

Plonker! Twat!

[CreativeT40Series2]

@96JUSTIN lol!!!!

[yzwme586]

"N Yuuu!!!!!! If you fuckin talk to m Yuuuuu Uhhhhhnn!! " "AYE?!!" "Go on" "Yueeww UHHNN!!" "Finish it then"

[Xcoolaid]

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[DarkenedPsycho]

I cooked mussels when I was 15 so this is pathetic.

[MyMIXmedia]

hahah funny as hell.

[Kanasai1911]

ooohhh! ooohhhh! looohhhh!

[gettokamil]

PERFECTION is what you are after you cant reach it but you chase it to the end. That's what a chef's motto must be .If you cant take criticism you do not belong to the kitchen

[Luxo62094]

''Are you gonna shout like some dick''....Hilarious :P

[alterera]

@DigbyCat Dude, I'm going to say this as nice as possible. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Molo19]

"are you gonna tone your voice down, or you gonna sound liek some dick?"

thats pertty rich from chef ramsy.

[PrincessPirate88]

fuck off to the fuckin book shop lmao

[LaughingAtThePeople]

The "yeeeh!" at the end just makes my day lol

[GRAHAM5020]

Unfortunatly the owner of the clubway 41 could not cook a mussle or even a cassarole...his limitations were exposed by gordon.

[MultiTexan]

יפה

[SharkyRoll]

plonker... twat... love that

[EclecticDiscus]

LOLOLOLOL bleeding wankers!

[tonechaser56]

You plonker cocksucker mother fucker go take a piss. Oh no don't take a piss at me.. Ok I shouted like a dick no I will calm down.... Right,,yeah........twat

[tonechaser56]

That is the funniest , It is like something John Clesse(sic) would come up with..........

[ihazl33tskillzdwi]

@digbycat grow up....

[greatgames148]

Yeah uhhhhh!

[TeamHeavySuck]

lol, plonker...twat!

[roma8071]

This ignorant so called celebrity chef makes a living out of vulgarity which appears to be his best talent rather than his ability to cook. He could benefit from a course in etiquette and civility... How can this ignorant be allowed on TV?

[eatmyplum]

@roma8071

He makes a living by running resturaunts, not vulgarity, youre thinking of a porn star.

[iLLyNada]

@roma8071 Mainly it's the producers who want to show Gordon's tempers in the show. I'm pretty sure if that was his talent, he wouldn't have high class restaurants across the globe. Just saying don't believe everything on reality T.V.

[LilRedHeadDrummerBoy]

LMAO british people are funny when they fight each other....their names sound better than our american insults

[MrRocksta]

lol @DigbyCat

do u literally scowl around different ramsey vids just to post ur negative opinions?

[greatguy200]

I wonder what happened to the 46 yrs old chefs marriage to his 30 yr old wife and whats the latest with his restaurant

[RaifukuMaru]

It's funny to see a grown man degenerate into a three year old "0:51 Uhhhh"

Ha Ha, stupid cunt

[JoeGriffin7]

"Your pulling my plonker now aren't you"

Priceless

[thisisdeadboy]

@JoeGriffin7 what does that mean? Plonker?

[thrillathakilla]

@thisisdeadboy It's a british term for fool or idiot. A classic line by Derek Trotter in the hit Only Fools and Horses - "Rodney, you PLONKER!"

[ballebanan]

DigbyCat doesn't understand what Ramsay is trying to do, but I guess he doesn't want to. After deconstructing the arrogant chefs who think they can serve people any crap and expect happiness across the board, he builds them back up again a better chef. Then they are deserving of praise, if they do it right.

[iENJOYpaintingSTUFF]

Such an awkward argument lol

[MissBabyK27]

Love it

[DigbyCat]

Ramsay exhibits a disgusting example of professional workplace behaviour what a back-yard bully he really is and the mouth on the wanker! the abuse and disgusting language that comes from his ugly mouth like verbal bile slopping into the woks and pots and pans who really, would want to eat anything this arsehole dished-up? Only the deluded that are, for some reason, intoxicated with his arrogance and bad temper and bully behaviour

[bludika]

this guy again? seriously, this guy is on every single ramsay videos, like hes the head of Ramsay fanclub lol...

[DigbyCat]

You are a TV reality affected maddened simpleton. poor soul. You are the type that that needs workplace counselling like the nasty Ramsay. RAMSAY is a success because of you and Id ask you to take a good look inside yourself or see a psychologist when you laugh at his BULLY BOY RAMSAY tactics. Ramsay is SCUM like the left-overs from his rotten pot. Wake up! Bullying: Treating other people like they are worthless. Live to be like someone else rather than this fucker Ramsay.. he's no model

[Jornev]

You must be getting payed to do this, honestly I can't work it out in my mind how you manage to keep this up otherwise. Unless you're medically insane, of course.

[seboktom182]

ye-es, yo-u

[seboktom182]

0:55 -cook a mussel. XD

[myhomelandSA]

Too cook you need to be happy it will show in your food. If you angry you will end up doing all the wrong things. Gordan Ramsays entertainment is distasteful.

[3ej6]

lol gordon realised how stupid that arguement was

[daHillBillymofo]

at least gordon acts like an ass in the show, in real life he is probably nicer. There are so many tv chefs that acted cool on TV but they are really assholes in real life.

[PWNBEEF]

yeah, that makes him unique.

but I think his anger is legit in dealing with hell's kitchen, he has to yell at them so that they learn.

[seeldm]

there's no valid excuse for being an ass - real life or tv - Ramsay is clearly a twat. So is anyone who behaves like that.

[benficafanatic]

@daHillBillymofo No he's pretty much an ass in real life. lol It serves it's purpose though. If anyone has ever worked in a busy fine establishment they will attest that what Ramsey does is actually normal. Ramsey may turn it up a notch because he's that passionate. That's all.

[maaartin]

@daHillBillymofo

If you even want to have a fair chance of turning a business around in just one week, i guess you have to act like and ass to save the time which politeness often takes

[CreativeT40Series2]

@daHillBillymofo true though, maybe.

[Ishinaz]

@daHillBillymofo Gordon seems like an awesome guy, just watch when he's cooking with the guys from Top Gear. :D

[eYeLiNeR118]

@daHillBillymofo He had an affair.. doesn't seem too nice to me.

[tory445828196]

@daHillBillymofo hes not a complete asshole just watch the f word hes actually pretty funny and easy going

[Dethmasheen]

@daHillBillymofo

I heard he's a douche IRL too

[Idunnowhatitisify]

Ramsay's right here. How can you run a restaurant serving seafood dishes (ie fish soup) and have never cooked a mussel before?

[Lithys]

... how can you NOT cook a mussel? I can cook a mussel and i live in the prairies lol.

[Idunnowhatitisify]

Because the mussel is f***ing non stick!

[SkipyOnline]

DigbyCat is Josh from hells kitchen season 3

[castletriglav]

You just love these vids, don't you? You have a stiffie for Gordon. Admit it.

[isop9021]

omfg, u are like the saddest person ive seen, your comments are on every single ramsay video ive seen and its pissing me off now; please, for me and everyone else here get a life and stop bitching caus nobody gives a shit about wht u have to say

[bludika]

LOL i know, he says how he hates ramsay so much, yet he looks like someone from Ramsay fan club, commenting on almost every single ramsay videos ive seen, what a sad wanker...

[jerry303]

True

[SkipyOnline]

"Your pulling my plonker now are'nt you"

Looooooooool

Ramsays a funny chap!!!!

[TremiXx]

love the way he says about fuckin off to the book store

cracks me up so much

[dconnorz]

Ramsey is a great chef, but he berates people in a very disagreeable manner. He has good criticism, but a very poor attitude. :\

[LeonSKennedy828]

@dconnorz As much as I like him, I am inclined to agree somewhat.

[Iris3492]

Disagreeable? Very poor? Dude, hes like the devil himself to mediocre cooks.

[raginasian007]

amazing how people are so unwilling to get help...especially when a top rated chef is willing give it. grow a pair, take the criticism, and get better.

[royalsteven]

I haven't cooked a muscle before either. Because I hate mussels!

[Ryanwicks18]

Digby, I have read your comments and conclude that YOU are the wanker here. You call him a potty mouth and say he loves himself too much but you can't go all luvvy duvvy and say oh well better luck next time because it won't work. Oh yeah: he is worth a total of 16 michelin stars. You're not. He is worth £67m. You're not.

[royalsteven]

It easy to get millions of stars! Just punch somebody a black eye :D